This Shouldn't be a Thing

We want to take this moment to applaud a certain group of medical workers, some real unsung heroes: The veterinary dentists who have to work on 800lb bears …we salute you.

If you swimming off the coast of Maine and you happen to see a jellyfish making its way onto the beach, we here at the show feel this goes without saying, but please don’t touch it….at all .

Why adopt a puppy or cat? That’s so mainstream! You wanna be cool? Adopt a parrot! Wanna be super cool?! Adopt a parrot that has a filthy beak!!

A lost glove or maybe some reading glasses, heck even a phone…these are all items we can leave on the bus.

What can we say? People make mistakes. You forget to lock the door, you leave your wallet at home… sometimes you book a room at a very NICHE hotel .

Imagine walking over 1100 miles through rocky terrain and unpredictable weather. You have to mail yourself supplies and find shelter wherever you can.

If you’re in Michigan and you happen to see Bigfoot , you may have a chance at a free gift!!

We here at Matenaer On Air And Hot Tub can’t give advice on many topics, but one thing we can say is, if there are little velvet ropes around a piece of art…don’t mess with it .

Here at Matenaer On Air And Lounge Furniture Repair we don’t think crime is a good thing, we are 100% against crime, but if you can score some free flights ?