This Shouldn't be a Thing

This Shouldn't B A Thing - For The Dogs Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000

A grand mystery in New Zealand is upon us as one man, and a board of experts are trying to figure out how his racing dog got ahold of some drugs!

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:52 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - What The Flock Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000

What do you do when a bunch of youngsters flood your business and leave a mess and refuse to leave? You post it to social media and make the best of a crazy situation!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Private Menu Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 08 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000

A man in Italy believes a viral video from a restaurant is the sole reason his wife has left him, as well as thrown him out of the house. And in no way, shape or form does it have anything to do with WHY he was there in the first place.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Crown Jewels Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000

From time to time, we here at the show learn something new and it’s through the story of a man who decided to run au natural in front of the Japanese Emperor, so we say thank you, nameless man…the more you know.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Cop And The Frog Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000

In the battle over AI and how it is being used, we can talk about transparency and privacy, even artistry! But a lesson being learned by a Utah Police Department is a set of human eyes is good for revisions.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Where Did This Year Go?! Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 30 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In a bit of a turn for the last live show of 2025, we talk with our Civic Media friends Teri Barr and Adam Hess about their takes on the year that was and what we’d like to see in 2026.

Guests: Adam Hess, Teri Barr

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - You Dirty Rat Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Ok, this one is a divisive, because one party believes that “rules” should be followed to ensure safe travel, but the other party wants to know if this rat just needed a vacation!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Oh Holy Freakin' Night Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 23 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We love Christmas carols as much as the next person, but one of the things that makes it great…a break. If we wanted non-stop holiday music, we’ll turn on our TVs.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Santa On The Naughty List? Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

A group of people dressed as Santa and his elves seem to have pulled a Robin Hood on a large store in Canada, so we ask the question…are they on the naughty or nice list?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Finger Licking Good Overseas Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 19 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

When we first picked this story, we thought it was dumb and ridiculous and definitely shouldn’t be a thing, but when we saw the menu options and the only thing that should exist is Japanese KFC’s!!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Snake In My Book Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 18 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air Labs And Sock Darning Industries, we don’t shame we uplift, we just believe when purchasing certain pets asking yourself “will people stop hanging out with me because of this?” We care.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Pennies For Your Thoughts Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

It looks like the government is getting into the auction business and what are we selling? Money and lots of it, and we can’t wait to hear what will be done with the proceeds.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Not Without My Daughter Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 16 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Ok, look…this one seems pretty good to us here at the show. If billionaires and their corporations get huge tax breaks, we should be able to get something off the fact that our pets still haven’t gotten a job!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Jane Retiring Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 12 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

The day is here and we are going to miss our Jane so much, but it’s time for her to close this chapter and make the big step to….sleeping in.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Steer Clear Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 11 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In yet another story coming out of Australia, we find some homeowners, a horse, a steer and a dog who just wants everyone to be comfy…and fed.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - All I Want For Xmas Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 10 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

The holidays can be rough, especially when you may be behind bars, so we say “Kudos” to these ingenious inmates, always shoot your shot.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Testy Turkeys Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 09 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Before you go judging these animals for “being aggressive”, ask yourself this: Are these baseless attacks or retribution for billions of fallen brethren?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Surprise! Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

What’s more surprising? Finding a part of the human body buried in concrete in BOSTON or finding out the truth?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Baby Seal Walks Into A Bar Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 05 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

The name pretty much it all and it all ends well and pizza was consumed! Also, an update on a story from earlier this week!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - This Too Shall Pass Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 04 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In what feels like a scene from a funny heist film, a New Zealand man decided that ingestion was an option with his score. Now an unlucky cop has to wait for the evidence to drop.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Rocky Raccoon's Rocky Night Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 03 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We’ve all been there – you’ve had too much to drink, you gotta sleep it off and maybe you texted your ex, but it happens! Be it man, woman or woodland critter.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Take A Spin Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 02 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

For the low low price of $390,000 you can have the latest piece of tech that helps you with something we can already do, for almost nothing! Because, TECHNOLOGY!!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Look At That S Car Go Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 01 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

A farmer is France has hit some hard times, as a high price delicacy worth hundreds of thousands of dollars were stolen. Sacrebleu!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bear With Me Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 28 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

On this shopping day, we have a story about commerce and pure, unbridled fear. But maybe the bear involved just wanted to find some values?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ore-No Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 27 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We’ve come across another case of a company thinking the know what the people want, when in fact they created something akin to Hell, in edible form.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - That's Revolting Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 26 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Of all the topics we’ve spoken on, this one might rank in the top 5 of ALL things that should not be and really hits on the point of “Ask us before you do it!”

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Presto Change-O Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

If you think its a good idea to implant technology into your body in order to be a better magician, please consult your technology friends, first.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Saved By The Bell Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Today’s episode is really a great representation of how badly you can get burned, even by the ones who love you.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Teddy Sexpin Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 21 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

A company in Singapore is finding out the hard way what happens when AI is asked the honest questions about what to do in the ways of “love”…and where to find knives.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Dude Where's My Driveway Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Buying or selling a home is no easy task, and that task is made far more difficult when the work crew gets the wrong address and you’re out one driveway (and porch).

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bite Down Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 19 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

When it comes to the fair treatment of the prison population, we were thinking more on the lines of access to appeals or therapy or education. We didn’t really have “Australian food stuffs” on the list….but here we are.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Space Metal Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 18 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Celebrities are no stranger in space, but it seems one metal music pioneer wants to end his career with a concert on the moon…we have a lot of questions.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Houston, We Have A Problem Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In space, nobody can hear you commit bank fraud. This was the case for an astronaut and her estranged wife and we want to know…are there ATMs in outer space?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - This Bud's For Your Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Beer has a very very long history. Whether you’re talking a simple six pack from the store or the first ones brewed over 10,000 years ago, beer is part of our culture, but that doesn’t mean you have to drink EVERY one we find.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - All Aboard Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 13 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In Canada, it’s all about helping the community. Whether it’s donating some clothes or giving a grandparent a ride or operating a city bus through the city, because people need to get places!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Croc, Drop, And Roll Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 12 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Science is amazing…evolution is amazing…but tree climbing reptiles that swoop down on their prey? Yeah, we’re glad this one is gone.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Dingo Ate My Baby Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 11 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

If you live in Australia and you need to make yourself seem way more interesting at dinner parties, maybe you can get this animal as a pet, because who wants a dog?!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - You Can Check Out, But Never Leave Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Do you have a pesky stain in your sheets that you just can’t seem to get out? A hotel in Fargo may have a unique solution to your problem.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - People Are Strange Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 07 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Do you love late 60’s psychedelic rock, as well as 19th Century satirical comedy? Do you want to lease a burial plot with an option to buy? If you answered “yes” to all questions, well there’s a lottery in Paris that might be of interest to you!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Cat Burglar Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 06 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Apparently in French justice comes down hard when we’re talking about pets and some small inconveniences to the neighborhood.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Clone Zone Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We’ll probably never understand the lives of the very wealthy and very famous, but its safe to say we know that bringing bioengineering into the pet selection process is something nobody should do, especially when you can adopt.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - We Raise You Up Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 04 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In the world of business, it’s all about making your moment and when you get attention from the world, you gotta strike while the irons hot, which is exactly what this German company did, in spectacular form.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hot Stuff Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 03 Nov 2025 17:00:00 +0000

From the same person who brought you Next Top Model, comes her newest creation: hot ice cream and no, it’s not what you think and yes, it’s completely baffling.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Smashing Pumpkin Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Getting rid of a car isn’t always easy, especially if there is sentimental value, but when you have to say goodbye, make it a good and fun memory – enter Alan Gebert.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Great Runaway Pumpkin Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

For those who put their lives on the line everyday to protect the mean streets of Parma Heights, Ohio – we hope that the runaway yard decoration didn’t resist (it did) and we hope your buddies won’t tease you about this for years (they will).

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - This Ghouls For You Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 29 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Turns out, standing on someone’s porch “acting” like you’re committing a crime…isn’t the best idea for a prank. When the police are weighing in, maybe it’s time to rethink your ideas of what’s “funny”.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Dirty Dancing Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 28 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Turns out that HOA’s aren’t as powerful as we thought they were, as one Alaska resident is finding out with a neighbor and their suggestive Halloween display. Nobody was hurt in the display and all we beg is patience and an open mind.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Itsy Bitsy Spiders Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 27 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Halloween Week here at TSBAT! The stories will be weirder, they’ll be wackier and most definitely spookier. That’s the promise here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Topical Cream Laboratories.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Take A Breath Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 24 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Science is a crazy thing folks, but when it comes to lifesaving measures to getting air in your lungs, we need to learn more than our mouths.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Tossing And Turning Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 23 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We’re not saying this is a the basis for a terrible movie, but we need content and a robot bed becoming sentient and turning on its human overlords isn’t the worst idea, I mean they’ve already made a movie about this topic, so this would just be a reboot.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bear With Me Now Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 22 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We know this story doesn’t fit neatly into the theme and brand of This Shouldn’t Be A Thing, but we love it…it’s so cute…and it’s our show…so tough.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Buzz Off Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Iceland is known for many things: beautiful landscapes, natural hot springs and Björk, but there’s a new thing in town that’s causing a stir, but maybe it will keep the tourists away.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Otterly Tubular Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 20 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Another piece of advice for Matenaer On Air Industries and T-Shirt Cannon Research Lab: if a seafaring creature takes your surf board, it’s no longer your surf board, it belongs to nature and the sooner you accept this, the better.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - I Feel The Earth Move Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Visualize 10 Trillion gallons of water in one specific place that isn’t an ocean, well the place you’re imagining is doing a number on the Earth and its weight and reworking time as we know it.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Frog In My Throat Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 16 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Tradition is tradition and we here at the show respect that, but there is something to be said about when a doctor gives you some simple, very logic advice on what is and isn’t, medicine.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Mothman Cometh Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 15 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Get yourself ready for the biggest party to come to Point Pleasant, WV since they saw the man himself! Whether its for a good time or conduct “research” we just ask you bring us back a potholder!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Mush Push Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 14 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

What do you do with a pile of scrapple, a carving knife and an artist heart? Well first, you look up what scrapple is, then you go to town on this Philadelphia breakfast treat…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Run For The Border, Literally Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you live in Denver and you can run for a LONG way for a LONG time and you love Mexican fast causal dining, well do we have the event for you! All you need is good shoes and a strong stomach.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Flying High Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 10 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Do you live in New York City? Do you love to smoke things that are legal on a state-by-state basis? Do you love birds? Have we got a story for you that’s totally real and not made up…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Museum Of What?! Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 09 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

A destination for a very specific form of remembrance is closing its doors and all we can say is – hair today, gone tomorrow.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - We Left A Note Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 08 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

A gas station icon has been returned to its rightful home and we here at the show are breathing a huge sigh of relief, because without celebrities, how would we even know this was a thing?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hot And Spicy Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 07 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Times are tough and one of the things we on which we rely, is being taken away, so we understand why some would stoop to such levels to get such a necessary commodity in one life.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Can You Dig It Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you ever find yourself in Hungary in the Fall, you should check out one of the most important contests in its country’s history…at least it has been for the past eight years.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Sock It To Me Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 03 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Crunk Juice Labs, we won’t tell you to break the law. We will tell you to be an upstanding citizens and own up to your mistakes. And if those mistakes cost you nearly $20,000 because you “thought you had a good idea”, we’re gonna make fun of you.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Lost Boys Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We’re not experts on public works or construction or many things, but if you’re gonna go for a long walk, maybe take some breadcrumbs or a map?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - As The Worms Turns Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 01 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

This story has everything you love: vibrations, meters of green grass and utensils as part of the longest running competition involving racing worms. There, we made it sound exciting…you’re welcome.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - There's No Law For This Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 30 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you’re afraid that the robots will take over and make humans their servants, well rest easy because first, the machines are going to have to learn how to drive.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Cover Me Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Why does anyone do anything? We ask this question today as we have no idea why this DeKalb County guy did what he did…maybe an elaborate art project?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - A-mayo-nazing Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We’ve all been there: you wanna eat your favorite meal. And that meal may or may not need toppings or condiments or seasoning. And YES, sometimes, the restaurant will be out of that needed “thing”, but it’s safe to assume, we’d accept that and let it go.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Night Shift Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 25 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

What’s in a name? Well a lot, so much that this business isn’t welcome to sell their wares at this world famous hospital. Looks like some people just can’t take a joke…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - No Dogs Allowed Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 24 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

OK, we can just stop right now with this craziness, because we don’t blame the countries, we don’t blame the governments and we most certainly don’t blame the adorable pupper duppers who just want to see the world! We blame the persons who created this problem in the first place: the bad pet parents!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bride Or Groom Side Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 23 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Today we tell you the story of a man who was so incapable of causing inconvenience to others, you’d swear he was born and raised in the Midwest, because when you read it, you’ll get it.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Let Me Out Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Let’s be honest, when you talk about Telsa, you’re also talking about their owner and who knows where he is and how he’s listening to us, so we’ll just say the following: Good Luck Tesla, We Hope Your Plans Go Well And Great Job Being A Company!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Monkey-Jito Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Turns out if you want to kick back, enjoy a mild and manageable buzz, you don’t need a beer or cocktail, you just need this fruit that have been providing good times to this group of primates!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Blades Of Glory Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 18 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

You know how a heist movie has great plot points and intrigue and maybe even an amazing twist at the end? Yeah, this story has none of these things, as it’s one guy taking too many steps to make some money.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Fyre Fest: What Could Wrong This Time? Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 17 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Well, by our count, we’re on Volume IV of this topic as a new entity has stepped into the chat over this much maligned event. And at this point, the only thing reliable about this music festival is that it will be cancelled.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bold Ball Bouncing Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

You know the phrase “living the dream”? Well, we really don’t know if this is THE dream, but if you want to break a record, then we say, go for it, bro.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - See Ya Later Alligator Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If we’re being honest; this one feels mean, because if you had a pet this cute, you’d want to share it with the world too! We feel like this is a waste of a cute reptile sweater.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - There Once Was A Party In Nantucket Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 12 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris? No, turns out the place to party is a small little town on the East Coast, because it has all the good stuff…in the wastewater.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Have A Drink On Me Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We understand the actual reason you don’t want to leave booze in a graveyard, but there are other implications too. Financial implications…we’re saying vodka is expensive and dead people can’t drink.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Dumpus Eliminatus Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 10 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We get that Harry Potter has its fans and far be it from us here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Trowel Inspection Laboratories to tell people how to live their lives, but can’t you hold it until you find a proper loo?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Kasper's Dream Car Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 09 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Spark Plug Manufacturing, we feel the only thing about this young man’s story that shouldn’t be, is the way he was punished for simply helping a friend and driving carefully!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Brick By Brick Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We won’t speak for any of you, but it seems like one Lego is enough, why would anyone want to endure hundreds, if not thousands.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - This Snack Will Shock You Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 05 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Congratulations America, we did it…or more so we didn’t do it, which when it comes to this “snack”, is definitely a plus. Also, anytime Europeans look down their noses at this, feel free to use this story as evidence against the claim.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Shell Of A Guy Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 04 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Is it love? Is it evolution? Is it just bum luck, because one snail is a really good dude and he can’t help the way he was born…come on lady snails, give him a chance.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - In The Thick Of It Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 03 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Far be it from us to judge, but we’re going to, completely. And if you find your heart leads you to a smelly body of water with the need to swim, great…just please shower before you tell us about it.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - You Want Fries With That? Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 02 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We submit this installment of TSBAT with all love and respect to our dear and infallible overlords whether you check out our groceries or prepare our meals or launch our missels, we give to you, this story meant solely for humor and not in judgement of our mechanical keepers.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Milk Does A Body Good Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 01 Sep 2025 16:00:00 +0000

This is one of those installments where you THINK you know why we don’t think it should be a thing, but we take a twist and well…you’ll just have to listen to find out!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ghost Cop Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Have we learned nothing from EVERY movie where the robots and/or ghosts take over?! We warn you now, you click this link and see the picture, you can’t blame us for your nightmares.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - The Dark Knight Rises From Bed Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 28 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We won’t lie folks, this one should absolutely be, because we want to celebrate people who fight for truth, justice and the Florida Way…but always stay safe and call 911, too.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Window Or Aisle Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 27 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Suing someone for tens or hundreds of dollars means you have the money to call your poor flight experience a loss, so we suggest you move on with your life.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - 30 Minutes Or Less Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 26 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We’re just gonna say it: instead of taking all that money to develop new ways to deliver your food, why not use it to make the food…better? Just a thought, here to help.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - This Blows Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Look, we could try to give you advice on how to live a full and productive life, but if you’re gonna have an 80’s-style drug fest in your car, well maybe you’re not gonna listen.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Median Rare Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Friends, there isn’t much to say here other than we at the show always mourn the loss of loved ones, including a truck load of meat. Rest In Sauce.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - All Aboard Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 21 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Toy Rocket Manufacturer believe that if you’re going to smoke, you should also be willing to wait for the next train…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Glow Up Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 20 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenear On Air Industries And Sportatorium want to keep this one real simple for you: if your food is glowing, put it down and walk away.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Special Delivery Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 19 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

One way you can build your online business is to research a product, find your target demographic and market aggressively. Another way? Just sell the things being mistakenly shipped to your house by Amazon. Cha-Ching!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ruh Roh Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 15 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Rule #1 in a robbery: Have a plan. Rule #2: Have a great costume. Well, at least this would-be criminal managed to check one thing off the list.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Freeze! Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 14 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you get a ticket by one of those traffic cameras, and you know you’re in the right…have the grace and humor of this young lady and we wish her a speedy recovery, too.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ssssleeping Beauty Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

There’s the old adage of “A light at the end of the tunnel”, but we wonder if there is one for a napping reptile at the end of a model tunnel?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Chug This Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 12 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Imagine being an athlete, and imagine it’s your heart and soul….then imagine you’re not good at it, BUT you’re good at drinking…and running? Yeah, sport is weird and very subjective.

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This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Smooth Move Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Winter Sock Research Laboratories want to find a TSBAT topic that makes you scratch your head or make you laugh or, makes you doubt why we’re even here in the first place. Today, we have a story that makes you do all three.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Beware Of Flying Fish Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 08 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

You should always be attentive when on the road. You don’t want to hit a deer or another car or…a falling fish? Does it get more Wisconsin?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Long Strange Trip Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 07 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

A lot of things come to mind with you thing of The Grateful Dead; great music, dancing freely, and yes even mind-bending accelerants, but police are finding one drug more popular than any.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - What The Puck Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 06 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

A leisurely day, out in the woods, doing a little fishing with a friend…what could go wrong? Well a hockey player in Seattle is finding out while doing some charity work.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Pitch Imperfect Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 05 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

One man’s song is another man’s cry for help or so people thought when someone was heard “serenading” the nature while on a hike in British Columbia. But Jane shares her story of worry and a birdhouse and we remind you to always stand up and keep being awesome.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Your Wurst Nightmare Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 04 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

When we have stories like this, it’s our belief it’s more about the ability to show off the writer’s skills for puns, which we respect wholeheartedly.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Poach This Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 01 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000

In an attempt curb the poaching problem in South Africa, scientists have some glowing ideas on what to do, which may lead us to our first supervillain?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Terminator Bunny Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 31 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

It seems like the people of South Florida will do whatever it takes to get rid of their invasive species problem, which includes resorting to a “Looney Tunes” style solution.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Smile! You're On Camera Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 30 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

It’s turns out, one can put a price on their dignity. The cost? $12,500 in the form of a check from Google.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bite Me Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 29 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you ever want to know the definition of “hero”, look no further than a 2 year old boy in India, because he doesn’t take guff from anyone…or anything.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Extra Padding Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 28 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Please, and we can’t emphasize this more, read the airline’s website when taking an animal with you on a plane.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - La Boo Boo Fashion Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 25 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Here’s an idea: take the money you want to spend on your handbag and pay for someone’s college education, then we’ll buy you one of these horrifying accessories.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Under Where?! Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 24 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Today’s TSBAT is less about the dilemma of finding your clothes line sans laundry and more about how laid back and wonderful the people of New Zealand are….it’s truly refreshing.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Here Kitty Kitty Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 22 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Look, getting a dozen calls a day from strangers about a cat that isn’t yours and isn’t missing can be a hassle, but so is changing your phone number.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - These Aren't The Drugs You're Looking For Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 21 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Not once, but TWICE, people have used an a very artsy/craftsy item to transport their drugs and guns. One of them, from Kenosha…so that’s fun.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Kiss Me Baby Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 18 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Looking to combine your two favorite things: trendy make-up and big box chain Mexican food? Well Chipotle has you covered for both, for the low low price of $30! Jane, Todd and Greg talk about this new trend in lip stains and the future of the show in the text-to-win contest world.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Oh Nuts Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 17 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Look, we’ll just be honest here: if you can’t control the rampant and explosive population of a little critter, then maybe you should hand over the reigns to your new squirrel overlords.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Special Snack Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 16 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

The dumping of millions of flies onto a country to combat an invasive species just seems more like a “could’ve” situation, than a “should’ve” situation, but that’s science.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hon Hon Hon Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 15 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We applaud a man who took it upon himself to make those yoga classes work in his favor when he planned his escape from a French prison.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Fossil Envy Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Floral Solutions are very open with our jealousy over Minnesota and it doesn’t stop today with their official state fossil.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Blueberry Hill Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

OK, this one is just for the jokes and puns, so really we want you to enjoy the wordplay spread all across this edition.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Matcha Matcha Man Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 10 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Today would be the first day we all came to know there are “gatekeepers” when it comes to tea…so, thank you social media, you did it again. No notes. Good luck if you can nab that green powder and may the odds ever be in your favor.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Is It Still A Rose Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 09 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Jane is a plant fan and enthusiast and she has a piece of advice for those who fall victim of PlantTok: Do two Google searches before you try to buy something you saw on social media.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Urine Big Trouble Now Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 08 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Look, we know you could read this story and say “oh gross, those people are gross….how gross!”, but we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Funnel Cakery applaud the good people of Scotland for being almost TOO preventative.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bull By The Horn Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 03 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If there was an Ocean’s Eleven for cattle crime, this would be the story on which it would be based. It’s got everything: conspiracy, theft and…bull semen?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Snake On A Plane Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 02 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Hey, if you’re gonna travel in Australia, we feel the likelihood of finding a snake on a plane is high, because once again…Australia.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - You Dirty Rat Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 01 Jul 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Look folks, sometimes we have a good time with this segment and it’s all fun and games and tons of laughs, but then are things that truly shouldn’t be a thing…like a $40, two hour tour to walk around NYC and look at trash and rats.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hush Your Mouth Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you’re visiting Ohio and you want to ride a rollercoaster, we cannot stress this enough: keep your mouth shut, at all cost…you’re welcome.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - That's A'lotta A'more Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Our best wishes to the happy couple, Jeff and Lauren as they make their way down the aisle. It’s always great to see a small affair with close friends and family in an Italian city that they completely rented out….oh rich people.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bear Grill Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We want to take this moment to applaud a certain group of medical workers, some real unsung heroes: The veterinary dentists who have to work on 800lb bears…we salute you.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Don't Go In The Water Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 25 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you swimming off the coast of Maine and you happen to see a jellyfish making its way onto the beach, we here at the show feel this goes without saying, but please don’t touch it….at all.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Polly Wants A Beep Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 24 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Why adopt a puppy or cat? That’s so mainstream! You wanna be cool? Adopt a parrot! Wanna be super cool?! Adopt a parrot that has a filthy beak!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Lost And Found Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

A lost glove or maybe some reading glasses, heck even a phone…these are all items we can leave on the bus. But Megabus came out with there list of forgotten treasures and keep in mind, this is only for May.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - I'll Be Checking Out Early Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

What can we say? People make mistakes. You forget to lock the door, you leave your wallet at home…sometimes you book a room at a very NICHE hotel.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Happy Trail Mix Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 19 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Imagine walking over 1100 miles through rocky terrain and unpredictable weather. You have to mail yourself supplies and find shelter wherever you can. Would a sweet dessert treat be the worst thing about this journey?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - One Toke Over The Line Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 18 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you’re in Michigan and you happen to see Bigfoot, you may have a chance at a free gift!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Take A Seat Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 17 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air And Hot Tub can’t give advice on many topics, but one thing we can say is, if there are little velvet ropes around a piece of art…don’t mess with it. You’re welcome.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Catch Me If You Can Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 16 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Here at Matenaer On Air And Lounge Furniture Repair we don’t think crime is a good thing, we are 100% against crime, but if you can score some free flights? I mean….come on…..come on. (For those who can’t take a joke, crime is bad)

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - You Dirty Rat Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Where to start? First: we here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Tire Specialists aren’t wildlife experts. We forget the difference between alligators and crocodiles (it’s whether you see it later or after while – you’re welcome), but we no the difference between a rat and a beaver.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Not So Hot Pursuit Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

This is truly become one of our favorite TSBAT’s, as it’s starts slow and ends real weird and shows that maybe everyone had a little bit too much time on their hands!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Human Popsicle Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 11 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

What do you do if you’re a competitive weight lifter, but most likely aren’t winning a lot of competitions? That’s right; break an obscure world record (spoiler: most world records are obscure).

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Baaaaad Boy Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 10 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Milwaukee is unique in so many ways: fantastic lakefront, amazing festivals and sheep running through the street! That’s right, the Brew City has bovine! Don’t worry, it all ended happily.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - CornClave Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 09 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

‘Art is subjective: Some enjoy clay, some love oil paintings, but at a park gathering in London, artist were showing off their talents in very specific mediums.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Shrinky Dink Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 06 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Nanotechnology is the wave of the future. It’s talked about in movie, TV and the real world applications are being explored by a lab in England where they’ve created the world’s smallest…violin? Watch out, Iron Man.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Supermarket Sweep Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 05 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

The average elephant weighs between 8-9 thousand pounds and we here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Sock Puppet Refinery make a bold suggestion to you, local business owner: Don’t ever yell at an elephant.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Oh Gully Gee Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 04 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you live in Europe, have the costume and the talent, you might just win a contest that nobody asked to be a thing, ever. If you’re listening with headphones, we suggest you turn it down a little bit for this one.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Boulder-Dash Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 03 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Today’s TSBAT isn’t just a story to inform you, but to teach you a valuable lesson: If you go hiking off the beaten path, always go with another person and watch out for a huge boulder.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Buzz Off Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We’re not here to judge or give unsolicited advice, so here is some judgement and unsolicited advice: If you’re driving a truck with a quarter of a billion bees, maybe take those corners slowly to avoid a swarm.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Get Off My Lawn Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 30 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you’re a homeowner, you’re gonna find things on your lawn; kids toys from next door, dog toys from next door, you next door neighbor asleep in your backyard, but a guy in Norway never expected to find this on his property.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Header For Cheddar Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 29 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

As Americans, we no longer accept the criticism and judgement of our European friends, as long as they are causing voluntary bodily harm to themselves for the grand prize of cheese.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Pigeon Quest Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 28 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Even short flights can have their problems, especially when you have a couple of winged stowaways aboard, but hey, they’re just trying to live their best life.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Now You See It, Now You Don't Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 27 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Have you ever been driving down the road, enjoying life, enjoying some tunes and the whole back half of your vehicle disappears? No? Because it happens more than you think.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Holiday Best Of Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 26 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our best of edition of TSBAT and enjoy on of our favorites! Imagine a job where you’re paid to utter the sentence “I found another phallus!” Well, if you live in Normandy, you might be in luck!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Sticky Human Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 23 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

There’s an old saying: “Records are made to be broken”, and here at the show we’re wondering if ALL records are made to be broken…or should even be in existence at all?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Fictional Fiction Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 22 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Wanna find the hottest books to read this summer? Well we can’t guarantee all of these titles are good…or real. But what do you expect from AI?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Tow No Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 21 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Look, we here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Cheesecakery, we’re not mechanics, but we know the best and worst way to tow a car, but we’re not going to mess with Texas.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hold The Onions Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 20 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We understand people are allergic to foods, we also understand that businesses are responsible for their actions, but if your method of getting rich is “sue, sue again!”, well then maybe that’s a problem.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Mule It Over Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 19 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Wanna celebrate the good ol’ days? Why not get you and 70 other teams to race up and down the street no matter how dumb this sounds? Awesome.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bottom Of The Bottle Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 16 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air and Shuttle Disposal aren’t experts in almost anything, but we can tell you is if the bottle looks gross, don’t drink from it. You’re welcome…the bill is in the mail.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Off The Top Of My Head Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 15 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Imagine spending two years training to break a world record and you have to annoy some California Redwoods to make it happen? Don’t worry, people will be there to sing songs and give you good vibes, man.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - If It Looks Like A Duck Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 14 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

You have to learn to respect the road and the people on it. Doesn’t matter if you’re young, old, man, woman or duck…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Kitty Gets A Grill Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 13 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you have a cat, live in Denver and have $5000 to burn, you too may become an internet sensation, because why not?!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Mayor McCheese Cracks Down Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 12 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

If you live in Fairfax County, VA and want to visit a McDonalds, better bring that ID or your parents, because you’ll need it to get that Happy Meal.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Tanks For The Memories Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 09 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Kenneth is a British WWII Veteran, Kenneth is 98 and Kenneth doesn’t have time for billionaires pushing fascist ideologies in Europe…or anywhere. He has a message for one particular billionaire.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Drinks On Me Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 08 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We get it, people come over, you wanna have some food or drinks for your guests, but we don’t think that you need to offer drinks to your arresting officers. Then again, this is Florida.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Raccoon Gone Bad Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 07 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

The first thing we asked when hearing about today’s TSBAT was “Well that’s weird, even for Florida!” Boy howdy were we off on this one! Enjoy the disturbing photo and we hope the best for the little critter.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - You Shall Not Pass Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 06 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

An important statue is being removed from the Wellington Airport and we think this is the biggest crime in Middle Earth! Hopefully the sculptures will pass.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Buddy Can You Spare A Dime Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 05 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

What would you do with 800,000 dimes? That’s a lot of wishes. Well, it’s not all great when you have to clean them up off the road.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing In A While Crocodile - Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 02 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

We live in a fantastic world of technology where if you want to take a selfie with say…a crocodile, you can type that into your search engine and make it happen. Real life, isn’t always better.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - King Kong v. Ding Dong Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 01 May 2025 16:00:00 +0000

You know when someone brings up a topic and you think engaging in a conversation would be very stupid? Well welcome to today’s edition of TSBAT, where we can’t stop talking about this stupid topic.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Angry Bird Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 30 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

he suspect is described as wearing black and white while sporting a red hat. Oh, and he’s about two feathery feet tall. That’s right, he’s a bird—specifically, a woodpecker in heat.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Great Schmeckles Of History Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 29 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Imagine a job where you’re paid to utter the sentence “I found another phallus!” Well, if you live in Normandy, you might be in luck!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Climb Every Mountain Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We’re all on a budget today, so if you leave your phone somewhere, it’s always a good idea to go back and retrace your steps, even if it takes you to the top of a mountain.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - When Love Comes Knocking Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Romance is in the air and Florida is the place to be if you’re an alligator, looking for love. And when it comes knocking at your door, answer it at your own risk.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Rock The Boat Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 24 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We are sad to see you go, boat…we hardly knew you. Turns out that anonymous donors are paying to have the abandoned vessel, left on the shores of Lake Michigan, removed from sight. Who would be so kind?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Next Round's On Me Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 23 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Turns out chimps aren’t that different from you or me. They travel in packs, they can communicate and it seems like they enjoy drinking together, too!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ants In Your Pants Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

There’s a whole new sort of pirate out there and they’re not on the water and they don’t want your gold, they want something even more valuable.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Sand Between Your Toes Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 21 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Just when you thought it was safe to go sorta near the water! Don’t tread too close or you might get sucked into the murky depth of quicksand!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Finally The Fyre Is Out Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In our hard hitting, someday award winning coverage of Fyre Fest 2, we provide part 3 in this 3 part(?) series. Hearts are broken, mellows are harshed and Billy speaks.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing Ticket To Ride Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 17 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Imagine getting a ticket for parking your car in a spot that was there last night and today, it’s gone. Well, one man is fighting the law over this.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Gunslinger Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 16 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Apparently allegations of embezzlement, a health condition and a very famous photo isn’t going to keep Brett Favre from eyeing political office in Wisconsin?!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Giddyup Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 15 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Times are tough and we could all use a friend, but maybe don’t take your emotional support pet through the aisles of Wal-Mart?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Blown Away Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

If you’re living in China and you’re on the lighter side of the scale, you might wanna watch out for the weather or you could possibly blow away!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Fasten Your Seatbelt Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

If you’re gonna pack a penguin on a helicopter flight, buckle it up for goodness sake! Nobody was harmed in the making of this TSBAT.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Take Me To Your Leader Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 10 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach….is it an alien? Is it a mermaid? No! It might be…a horrifying piece of driftwood!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - This Sucks Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 09 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

In today’s hustle and bustle, we need to be connected, we need to be alert, so why should simple household chores keep you from doing such a thing!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - How The Cookie Crumbles Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 08 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

OK, look, when you think of all the people who can give their thoughts on cookies, providing expertise on the matter, those who come to mind are Grandma, Amos, Cookie Monster, but not this family…at all.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Birds Of Prey Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 07 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

If you’re in England, look out for “hormonal hawks”, because you need to watch the video on this story. Stay low, stay alert and don’t let the kids out, because this hawk isn’t playing.

Shouldn't Be A Thing - Here Kitty Kitty Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 04 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

A story so odd…you’d think we were in Florida. But alas we are in Pahrump, NV (look it up, it’s a real place) where we find a man who is fighting for his support animals…big support animals.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Gobble Gobble Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Look, they’re turkeys…what did you expect?! We’ve been eating their ancestors for thousands of years…it was only a matter of time before they snapped!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ease On Down The Road Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 02 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Montgomery Township, just outside Philadelphia, has new curvy lines down Grays Lane and residents have absolutely no idea why this is happening.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Slip Of The Tongue Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:00:00 +0000

When you have talent you want to show it off to the world and why no break a record while you’re at it. Tread lightly, this entire story is one big double entendre.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Flexing Nemo Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 31 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

A man has set a world’s record for underwater pull ups and we want to know…is that even impressive? Spoiler alert…it is.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - There Otter Be A Law Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 28 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

This one is a two parter, with video!! If the otters break free, then let them stay free!! If you disagree, well then you’ll have to go through the raccoons, which we don’t endorse.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Extra Crispy Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 27 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We here at the show believe in art, in all its forms. And if a certain restaurant known for their friend chicken and secretive nature want to spread their wings, we’re here for it! What we don’t support is people harsh their vibe!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bear With Me Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 26 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Shame all you want, the men who may have not made Paddington strong enough, but who on flat earth destroys a statue of that gorgeous bear?!?!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - No Strain-er, No Gain Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Wanna shed those pounds? Well try these suggestions and be like a baby...or an adult human being trying to lost weight.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Keep Your Hands To Yourself Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

If you go to Dublin, just…keep your hands to yourself. There are many other ways to find luck in Ireland than groping a statue.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - It's OK To Laugh Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Turns out, Comedy is a laughing matter and when those laughs don’t come, performers get upset. At least this is the case for one comedy club in London and there’s a reason why some might not be laughing.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Awkward Moment Of Silence

Civic Media — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Oh hey there, if you’re gonna lead a stadium in a moment of silence for a legend of your country beloved sport…take the time to make sure one major point is true.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Royal Flush Update Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Remember when a golden toilet was ~~wiped~~ swiped? Well it looks like there are suspects in custody and boy, did they crap the bed on this one!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Butterfly Kisses Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We could make up some fun joke for what young men are doing to “get more manly”, but this one is so weird and toxic, just don’t…ever.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Lemme Transfer You Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Look, animals escape from zoos, it happens, but if you’re going to report something, make sure you get it from a credible source AND make sure the zoo actually has that animal in the first place.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bite Me Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Anyone who thinks soccer isn’t a very dangerous or boring, certainly hasn’t seen it played in Germany (Full disclosure, they happened BEFORE the match began)

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Keep It Snappy Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 13 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Don’t forget; all liquids have to be three ounces or less, take off your shoes and please don’t pack any pets in your pants.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - It Floats, Trust Me Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 12 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Just because you says something is, Elon, doesn’t make it true. And a man in California found this out when it came to his Cybertruck…and water. Enjoy this clip for your viewing pleasure.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Wild And Woolly Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 11 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

We’re going to assume science was very very bored when they decided it was time to bring back a certain land beast, only to create a new animal in need of a real hair journey.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Cheetozard Update Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Remember the Cheetozard story from last month? Well the auction is closed, the price has been set and we wanna know; would you pay that much for this thing?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hot Stuff Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 07 Mar 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you ever think to yourself “I wonder what eating 25 Carolina Reaper peppers would feel like?” let us quell your curiosity with some video evidence and a word of advice from an expert.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - All Things Must Pass, Eventually Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 06 Mar 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Tiffany’s is the very definition of elegance, beauty and luxury when it comes to jewelry, but when it’s in Florida, things can go down hill…or down the hatch, pretty quick.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Flipper Flips Out Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 05 Mar 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re fishing in the far north coast of New Zealand, be on lookout for 900 pound dolphins…in your boat.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - 911 Emergency Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 04 Mar 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Turns out, the only thing cuter than reading about a toddler calling 911 for donuts, is listening to the audio of said child calling 911 for donuts.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hanky Spanky Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 03 Mar 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you ever wanted to see a bunch of people Florida like you never seen people Florida before? Then check out this event and what would be the Wisconsin equivalent?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Eight Legged Undead Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If there wasn’t enough to worry about, now we have to think about zombie spiders?! Well, put this on your list, because they’re out there and guess what, it’s not just spiders. We’re sorry…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Flipping Your Wig Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Are you in need of extra cash? Do you need a new hair system? Well may we suggest, Narco Wig? It doesn’t look weird at all and you probably won’t get caught.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Rip Me Off One More Time Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 26 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Didn’t get enough of Billy McFarland the first time? Well if you feel like getting burned again…may we suggest Fyre Festival 2? Tickets starting at a measly $1400 (or 1.1 million dollars if you’re fancy).

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Royal Flush Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 25 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

The Mona Lisa? Starry Night? The Lobster Phone?! No…someone stole America and authorities have never recovered it from the palace from where it was taken.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Cheetozard Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Do you love Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Do you love Pokemon? Well have we got the deal of the century, for you!! But it’ll cost you over $1000 to catch ’em all!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 21 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Good news! If you’re a world class athlete and want to play for the winningest team in MLB history, you can now that AND have a beard!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Kiss My Grits Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 20 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Well, we may have found the most Florida man who has ever Florida’d. This individual believes in liberty, freedom and if you don’t like it…you can kiss his statutes!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - One Man's Trash Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re gonna mine for Crypto Currency, maybe keep it locked up in a safe place? Maybe mark it “Don’t throw away, ever!” Because now, it’s time for the grossest treasure hunt in history.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - I've Got My Eye On You Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 18 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

One…fine…two? I dunno…but FIVE?!?! How can you lose five contact lenses and not have to see the doctor?!?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Take A Whiff Of This Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 17 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

You would think that opening a mummy’s tomb after being buried for hundreds, if not a thousand years would be smelly, stinky and down right rotten. Well we are here to tell you that this isn’t true!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Patooie Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 14 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Turns out, being swallowed up by a whale isn’t something you need to fear…being mouthed by one? Totally different story.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - I'm-Possum-Able Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 13 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re gonna make a cake, and you can’t put it in the fridge, maybe utilize your garage or invest in a small auxiliary fridge, because if an opossum gets ahold of it, you might out one cake and paying for the vet

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Step This Way Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 12 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Hey, Russian airport workers: When a little old lady is getting on the baggage conveyor, don’t just watch…stop her!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - J-E-L-L-No Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 11 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air and Boat Engines know that losing weight, getting healthy and feeling good, these are all difficult to do and finding your own path is important. But dear God in heaven, don’t walk down the path of this influencer.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Oh Sure, Blame The Monkey Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 10 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

We have doubts on how true this story is for today’s TSBAT. From “Scuffling Monkeys” to knocking out the ENTIRE power grid for a country, we think this tale is bananas.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Under The Sea Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 07 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Here’s a small piece of advice: Just because the fish is “toothless”, doesn’t mean they can’t bite you, so whether you’re a performing mermaid or not, be careful!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - How Long Has Louie DeJoy Been In Charge Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 06 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

The US Postal Service will always get your mail there, but there are no guarantees on when. Time, is a construct and the USPS doesn’t comment on these matters.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Lil' Deuce Coup Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 05 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Where can you find the longest car on record? You guessed it, Florida. And this week, we don’t just have the story, we have video as well. So…you’re welcome.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Picture This Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 04 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re looking for some tools, please stay away from AliExpress, as you may only get the idea of the item you need. This happen for one man in Georgia.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Come and Take It Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 03 Feb 2025 18:00:00 +0000

An Englishmen has his luxury vehicle stolen out of his driveway less than 60 hours after he drove it off of the lot. The man alleges the dealership assured him the car was ‘unstealable.’

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - It's Raining Iguanas Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 31 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Experts are warning that falling iguana season is upon us! As temperatures in Florida approach freezing, scientists are warning that the large lizards will become stunned by the cold weather and could fall out of trees. Have no fear, call your local iguana removal expert!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Can't Believe It's Butter Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

A man on the so called carnivore diet admits himself to the hospital after he begins secreting yellow ooze following months of only consuming butter, cheese, and ground beef.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Oh Baby Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 28 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Depending on who you talk to here at the show, gender reveal parties are either fine or the living end of our planet. That being said, if you’re going to introduce dry ice to the event, please consult a 9th grade science teacher.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Getting Snippy With It Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Flowers, candy, a nice card or a fancy dinner…these are great gifts for your significant other, not what one Taiwanese doctor thought would be a “brave” present for his wife.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - That Bites Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 24 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Folks, we’re gonna keep it simple today: Maybe we don’t belong in the ocean after all…maybe the citizens of the watery world don’t want us there.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Smile! You're On Camera Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 23 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Another tip from your friends at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Chocolatiers: Keep it quick in the bathroom at work or you might wind up on the Wall of Shame!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Mmm Mmm Good Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 22 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re a fan of soup and hard candy, well boy howdy do we have the latest and greatest craze for you! It’s sweets for the soul…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Puff, Puff, Pass Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 21 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Dolphins…intelligent sea creature or stoner with no direction in life!! You be the judge because these underwater mammals don’t just get high, they know exactly how much to do to get the right buzz!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Not Dead Yet

Civic Media — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

You know what really sucks? Being told you’re dead, when in fact you aren’t dead. This is exactly what happened to a young woman in Maryland who got the stunning news via text!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hawaiian Style Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 16 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re gonna slag something off, you better have tried it. One pizza place in England is placing a hefty cost on type of pizza and people have opinions!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - He Got The Shaft Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 15 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air and Meatery want you to live your life out loud and be proud of you, but it may be in your best interest to keep certain pictures off the internet, especially if your face is recognizable.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Lego Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 14 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

A shark getting caught in the nets of fisherman? No big deal. A Lego shark getting all tangled up? Well now that’s a story!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Bombs Away Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Couches, bedding, kitchenware; it turns out you can buy ANYTHING at Ikea, including bombs. So if you’re need of high grade military weapons, you’re in luck!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Oops Wrong Number Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 10 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Just a piece of advice; if you’re gonna text your drug dealer, make sure it’s actually your dealer and not…let’s say the cops.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Rapunzel Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 09 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Today’s story is kinda gross, so you’ve been warned. Today’s story is about an addiction suffered by very few and we believe misnamed.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Baby Don't Drive My Car Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 08 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Do you live in California? Well if so, congrats….you’re getting ~~rolling devil cars running~~ drive-less taxis!! Is this a good thing? A bad thing? Is it spitting in the face of God or Science? We discuss!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Chickens And Cocaine Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 07 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

It wasn’t the guns, it wasn’t the bowls of drugs, it wasn’t even the chickens IN the basement, it’s something else that burned Jane’s grits in today’s TSBAT.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - High And Dry Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Do you love metal? Do you love to mosh? Do you have a weak bladder? Well, have we’ve got the solution for you!! Raise the horns in the air for those who just can’t make it to the toilet.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - That Sinking Feeling Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 03 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

Hey, you know those signs that say “Road Closed”? Well…maybe you shouldn’t drive over the road or else you’ll end up like this guy.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - On A Wing And A Prayer Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 02 Jan 2025 18:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Men’s Hosiery Outlet believe that anxiety is real and horrible, but we also believe one must wait to get off and not take it upon themself to open a door.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Weekend At Bernie's Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 31 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

In our last episode of 2024, we present to you an international story that seems more like the plot of a bad movie, but here we are, in real life.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Drink Up Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 30 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

What are you gonna do with that Christmas tree? Gonna throw it out? Why not try a recipe or thirty to get the full use out of the needles…?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 24 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

We all love the holidays and we all love to make the yuletide bright, but if you’re gonna do that with your car, make sure it’s street legal.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Who's That Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

If we could make a small suggestion? Cap your chimney, because you don’t need a live piece of Christmas decoration. Don’t worry, nobody was hurt and all were blessed, everyone.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Ho Ho No Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 20 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Things aren’t going great for you when the cops catch you and call you an idiot. No, this isn’t a Santa story, instead the jolly tale of a guy who picked the wrong chimney.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hot Doctor Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 19 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Is it a cold night? Do you need to keep warm? How about a hot steaming cup of Dr. Pepper…? Yeah this is just gross and we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Haberdashery do not endorse this idea, at all…ever.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Let's Keep It Between Us Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 18 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Looks like the congress is busy with all sorts of things, like giving themselves a raise! I mean, it’s a cost of living increase, but it’s a smart way around the US Constitution.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Parenting Tips Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 17 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

You wouldn’t ask for marriage advice from your uncle who has been divorced four times and you would ask for parenting advice from Elon Musk’s mother. Well Maye Musk is here to dispense some really…let’s call it interest words of wisdom on why having more kids is the right thing to do.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - What's In A Name Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Wanna give your kid a leg up, hire a baby name consultant and see if you can’t get your child into an Ivy League School, because they may have the grades, the extracurricular activities, but you named them Steve and that ain’t helping anyone.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Here's Looking At You Kid Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 13 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

If you’re traveling in Bend, OR sooner than later, don’t be surprised if the road art has some new touches to them. People in charge don’t like it, but we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Topical Cream Productions have some solutions to this dilemma.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Zuckerbucks Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 12 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg gave grants out to municipalities to help run elections better, well a lot of people pooped their Pampers over that, but not so much over the money Zucks is giving to the incoming president…weird, right?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Nopesferatu Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 11 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Hey there…are you goth? Do you have $20,000? Is a regular bed just too “mainstream” for you? If you answered yes to these questions, well then boy howdy do we have an opportunity for you!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Sleep Tight Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 10 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Folks, just don’t have this as a pet…never ever ever. Not worth the time or energy and no, you’re not cool.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Drink Up Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Turns out it wasn’t Wisconsin, let alone America who found a new low when it comes to a new and hip drink, it was Japan and it is taking the world by storm…one big, confused storm.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Thanks, I'll Pass Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 06 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Kobe? No thank you. Deep marbling? Nah. I’ll take my meat 3-D printed and looking like some sweater material…can’t imagine? Well here’s a clip to give you a better (and horrifying) idea.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Olfactory Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 05 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

What do you get for that person in your life who has everything? A new car? A sweet watch? FRUITCAKE?! How about a perfume that smiles like the beer your uncle drank on the back porch of your childhood home or double-wide trailer?

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Remains Of The Day Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 04 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

We know there are places we have fond memories of especially when it comes to those people we have lost, but here is a little bit of advice; not everyone wants to step on your Aunt Rosie’s ashes.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Urine Trouble Now Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 03 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Hi, it’s Greg here and all I want to say with this one is…dudes…what the EFF?!? We truly can’t believe this and frankly, we’re disappointed…so disgusting.

Insurance Bears w/ Matt Rothschild

Civic Media — Mon, 02 Dec 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Matt Rothschild, host of Civic Media exclusive podcast Wisconsin Forward, talks about a story out of California featuring a man in a bear suit attempting to defraud his insurance company by breaking into his own car. Jane and Greg return from vacation tomorrow!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing- Wobbly Gobbly Plate Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 29 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

When choosing your platters to bring your prize turkey to the table, please choose something sturdy!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Turkey vs. Unexpected Visitor Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Can we give you a piece of advice? When preparing the Thanksgiving meal for transport, make sure you do something important: close your car door.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Trashy Thanksgiving Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 26 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

We’ve heard some BAD Thanksgiving stories, but oh mother glory…this one is crazy bad. This one would make The Hulk say “Hey, calm down, bro”.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Missing Shoes Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Well it looks like we’ve solved the case and the culprit wasn’t the butler…or just some foot weirdo. Instead it was a sneaky weasel…no really, an actual weasel.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Creepy Crawly Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 22 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

300 Tarantulas…strapped to someone’s body?!?! Oh and that’s not even all the creepy crawlies…no no no no!! GROSS!!!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Slow Speed Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 21 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

This one is amazing, it’s so crazy, Florida might file a lawsuit against Michigan for violating copyright. If you’re gonna crime, dream big, get more horsepower. And when you’re caught, maybe don’t pull a weapon, just turn off your lawnmower and give up…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Hell No Kitty Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 20 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

A man in England has proven that cats maybe the most dangerous pets, ever and luckily this guy has free healthcare!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Insurance Fraud Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 19 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

It has all the twists, turns and intrigue of Hollywood without all the budget and plausible storyline. If you’re gonna commit fraud, spend some money on a decent costume.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Art Snob Edition

Civic Media — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

We here at Matenaer On Air Research Laboratories & Wafflery believe in art, love art and even have some in our respective houses, but not all art is art…especially at this price tag.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Never Forget Edition

Civic Media — Fri, 15 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

So it seems as if humans aren’t the only ones who can hold a grudge for a long time. Turns out that crows will remember…for a long, long time. You’ve been warned…

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Cindy Lou Who Edition

Civic Media — Thu, 14 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

We here at the show believe you are beautiful in your own skin, but if you want a new nose, please don’t go this far…it’s just weird. So very weird.

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - Feral Emu Edition

Civic Media — Wed, 13 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

We talk about how South Carolina is slowly becoming Florida when it comes to escaped animals. Emus on the loose!!

This Shouldn't Be A Thing - I Didn't See That Coming Edition

Civic Media — Tue, 12 Nov 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Piece of advice, if you get hit by an ambulance, make sure you have full coverage and you’re in network.