This Shouldn't be a Thing

We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Floral Solutions are very open with our jealousy over Minnesota and it doesn’t stop today with their official state fossil .

OK, this one is just for the jokes and puns, so really we want you to enjoy the wordplay spread all across this edition .

Today would be the first day we all came to know there are “gatekeepers” when it comes to tea…so, thank you social media, you did it again.

Jane is a plant fan and enthusiast and she has a piece of advice for those who fall victim of PlantTok: Do two Google searches before you try to buy something you saw on social media .

Look, we know you could read this story and say “oh gross, those people are gross….how gross!”, but we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Funnel Cakery applaud the good people of Scotland for being almost TOO preventative .

If there was an Ocean’s Eleven for cattle crime, this would be the story on which it would be based. It’s got everything: conspiracy, theft and…bull semen ?

Hey, if you’re gonna travel in Australia, we feel the likelihood of finding a snake on a plane is high , because once again…Australia.

Look folks, sometimes we have a good time with this segment and it’s all fun and games and tons of laughs, but then are things that truly shouldn’t be a thing…like a $40, two hour tour to walk around NYC and look at trash and rats .

If you’re visiting Ohio and you want to ride a rollercoaster, we cannot stress this enough: keep your mouth shut , at all cost…you’re welcome.