This Shouldn't be a Thing

With all the absurdities going on in the world, Matenaer On Air is highlighting them every day at 11:51 a.m. with a new segment called “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!”

Oh great… there’s a new species of snake and it’s bigger, deadlier and hanging out in parks? And Greg talks about dreams…so yeah.

We here at the show want you to know we only talk about this story as a warning – Don’t mess with giant inflatable pumpkins…just a warning

We’re not gonna tell you how to live your life, but please, don’t feed the raccoons, it won’t work out for you, we promise.

Do you have a bunch of money? Wanna spend it on a purse? Well it’s not that simple, which is why a company is being sued …?

Well, we thought it was a possibility, but it’s coming true. Armed militia members in North Carolina are getting in the way of aid arriving to those affected . Oh and death threats against meteorolog…

Occasional Free Speech Absolutist and Apartheid Prince Elon Musk attended a party to show off some of his new toys that will do little to help and really just fill his need to be the real life Tony S…

Do you like camping ? How do you feel about mice? Well, this next story might give you pause…or paws…get it?

Oh the tall of one Mike Rogers running for the senate in Michigan. Two problems; 1. Mr. Rogers (not that one) lives in Florida. 2. The house he bought in Michigan to establish residency…isn’t a house…