This Shouldn't be a Thing

It wasn’t the guns, it wasn’t the bowls of drugs, it wasn’t even the chickens IN the basement, it’s something else that burned Jane’s grits in today’s TSBAT.

Do you love metal? Do you love to mosh? Do you have a weak bladder? Well, have we’ve got the solution for you !!

Hey, you know those signs that say “Road Closed”? Well…maybe you shouldn’t drive over the road or else you’ll end up like this guy .

We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Men’s Hosiery Outlet believe that anxiety is real and horrible, but we also believe one must wait to get off and not take it upon themself to open a door .

In our last episode of 2024, we present to you an international story that seems more like the plot of a bad movie , but here we are, in real life.

What are you gonna do with that Christmas tree? Gonna throw it out? Why not try a recipe or thirty to get the full use out of the needles …?

We all love the holidays and we all love to make the yuletide bright, but if you’re gonna do that with your car , make sure it’s street legal.

If we could make a small suggestion? Cap your chimney, because you don’t need a live piece of Christmas decoration .

Things aren’t going great for you when the cops catch you and call you an idiot . No, this isn’t a Santa story, instead the jolly tale of a guy who picked the wrong chimney.