This Shouldn't be a Thing

Oh hey there, if you’re gonna lead a stadium in a moment of silence for a legend of your country beloved sport… take the time to make sure one major point is true .

Remember when a golden toilet was wiped swiped ? Well it looks like there are suspects in custody and boy, did they crap the bed on this one!

We could make up some fun joke for what young men are doing to “get more manly” , but this one is so weird and toxic, just don’t…ever .

Look, animals escape from zoos, it happens, but if you’re going to report something, make sure you get it from a credible source AND make sure the zoo actually has that animal in the first place.

Anyone who thinks soccer isn’t a very dangerous or boring, certainly hasn’t seen it played in Germany (Full disclosure, they happened BEFORE the match began)

Don’t forget; all liquids have to be three ounces or less, take off your shoes and please don’t pack any pets in your pants .

Just because you says something is, Elon, doesn’t make it true . And a man in California found this out when it came to his Cybertruck…and water .

We’re going to assume science was very very bored when they decided it was time to bring back a certain land beast , only to create a new animal in need of a real hair journey.

Remember the Cheetozard story from last month ? Well the auction is closed, the price has been set and we wanna know; would you pay that much for this thing ?