This Shouldn't be a Thing

Imagine being an athlete, and imagine it’s your heart and soul….then imagine you’re not good at it, BUT you’re good at drinking…and running ?

We here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Winter Sock Research Laboratories want to find a TSBAT topic that makes you scratch your head or make you laugh or, makes you doubt why we’re even here in the first place.

You should always be attentive when on the road. You don’t want to hit a deer or another car or…a falling fish ?

A lot of things come to mind with you thing of The Grateful Dead; great music, dancing freely, and yes even mind-bending accelerants, but police are finding one drug more popular than any .

A leisurely day, out in the woods, doing a little fishing with a friend…what could go wrong? Well a hockey player in Seattle is finding out while doing some charity work .

One man’s song is another man’s cry for help or so people thought when someone was heard “serenading” the nature while on a hike in British Columbia.

When we have stories like this, it’s our belief it’s more about the ability to show off the writer’s skills for puns , which we respect wholeheartedly.

In an attempt curb the poaching problem in South Africa, scientists have some glowing ideas on what to do , which may lead us to our first supervillain?

It seems like the people of South Florida will do whatever it takes to get rid of their invasive species problem , which includes resorting to a “Looney Tunes” style solution.