Wisconsin News and Epstein Outrage (Hour 2)

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Wisconsin News and Epstein Outrage (Hour 2)

Civic Media Mornings · Tue Feb 10, 2026

Kathryn Lake

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There is talk that Ghislaine Maxwell wants clemency.

How much information do you think she would have to give?

for you to say yes to clemency.

That's the question we want to know from you.

Yes, Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of Jeffrey Epstein, did not answer questions from House lawmakers on Monday.

She was supposed to be giving a deposition.

She kept pleading the fifth.

She did, though, say...

that if President Trump ended her prison sentence, she was willing to go testify that neither he nor former President Clinton had done anything wrong in their connection with Epstein.

And I'm sure Bill Clinton is like, don't let me in with your garbage.

I'm going in to prove.

I'm going in to prove myself that I did nothing wrong because nobody's accused me of doing anything wrong.

This, at least to me, smacks of, hey, I'll keep my mouth shut if you.

Yeah.

Yeah,

that's exactly

what this is.

And I'm surprised, Jamie, some Republicans agree with that assessment.

Yes, it is actually pretty surprising.

But the House Oversight Committee really was looking for answers about how Epstein was able to abuse underage girls for years while moving among all these really powerful political and business figures.

And while both Trump and former President Clinton spent time with Epstein in the past, neither at this point has been credibly accused of any wrongdoing.

Now, during the closed door deposition,

yesterday, Maxwell's attorney said in a statement to the committee that Maxwell is prepared to speak fully and honestly if granted clemency by President Trump.

Now, he did say that they're innocent and Democrats said that it was a pretty brazen effort by Maxwell to have Trump and her prison sentence.

And she tried this before.

She has tried this before.

And this is where it gets a little surprising because Trump has not ruled out granting Maxwell any sort of clemency at this point.

Republicans pushed back on the notion, though, quickly and Rose basically saying this this

shouldn't happen, right?

And there was a little bit of more news from last night.

We'll get into that in just a few minutes, but Republican Representative Ana Paulina Luna.

Um, she's a little bit of a firestorm.

I guess that's putting it, uh, lightly as far as, as what she's like and what her politics are like.

She actually went to social media and said, no clemency.

You comply or face punishment.

You deserve justice for what you did.

You monster.

No, she was also outside stopped by reporters last night outside of the Capitol.

Uh, and they were asked about some of these comments she made and what, you know, if, if what her thoughts were on.

Maxwell asking for clemency.

Um, and here's what she had to say.

Cut three, please.

You said that you do not support at all.

Elaine Maxwell getting any clemency for her testimony.

And why is it important for her to be held accountable?

Well, because according to the files that we all saw, she was engaged in the trafficking and also rape of young women and potentially children.

I don't think that she deserves any special treatment.

She's a monster.

I mean, that's pretty blunt for

a

GOP, leaning for a GOP representative to have those terms, those words.

Here's the thing, when someone manages to unite Marjorie Taylor Greene, Anna Paulina Luna, Nancy Mace, and even the US Supreme Court in agreements as to whether or not you are a monster and should be serving a 20 year prison term, it's going to start raising an obvious question,

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at least

to me.

What kind of person are we actually talking about?

And this is the type

of

person who probably shouldn't be roaming free amongst the rest of the world.

Just my take.

The survivors really sent a statement to the committee yesterday basically saying the same thing that she was not on the periphery as she claims.

She was central to this entire operation.

And again, pleading for justice, which...

I can't believe Justice is still being denied to these formerly young girls, now women.

It's even Lauren Bulbert.

Yes.

You know, the theater maven, the woman who loves a good musical more than... For several

reasons.

I mean, let's be

honest,

she

sees a whole different way than the rest of us.

I've gone to a lot of theater, Jamie.

I haven't had the fun she's had.

No, no.

Sometimes it's very boring.

But yeah, so people are... It's still hard for me to fathom...

defending or covering this because that's what's that's what's coming out from everybody who sees these because now congresspeople could go in and read the unredacted they have to they can't bring their phones they can't bring this or that they can take handwritten notes and they can read them and what we're hearing from a number of them is that there's still redactions that are there to protect people and Pam Bondi saying well if all these names were released it would crumble the government okay crumble it

Yeah, let's go.

All right.

I would rather have to start building the government again than live with the knowledge that there's alleged pedophiles running the country.

You know, and here's the thing.

You mentioned the victims and the statement they put out.

Really, even entertaining this idea of clemency or even teasing it for Ghislaine Maxwell, it's literally a slap in the face to these women.

She has, as you mentioned, been repeatedly identified as a predator.

She was not a bystander.

She was not some sort of minor player in the abuse at the hands of Jeffrey Epstein.

She was a central figure in this entire operation that exploited these children, now women.

Honestly, if you're even thinking about it, if you're even toying with the idea of granting this woman clemency, and you're getting this much backlash from your own party, the reaction alone should tell you that that is toxic, it's unacceptable, and these victims, these survivors deserve much more than even the thought of entertaining an idea like this.

Well, a year ago when he was granting all those parts, when he pardoned all the January 6th protest, not even protestors, insurrectionists, and he was handing out, he was handing out, pardon's, like it was pens

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or those

little boxes of M&M's that they give you at the White House.

He talked about it then, and at that point he didn't, I don't really know her, I haven't really talked to anybody about it, but he, it's more...

theatrics.

Yes.

To get people worked up.

It's more, let me distract from the fact that I'm going, people are going to find out that I mentioned 3,800 times in these files by having them focus on am I going to let Ghislaine Maxwell out of prison.

It is, I can't imagine, and if you have a daughter, if you have any females in your life, and I know it's hard because I'm not saying I can do it fully.

Try to put yourself in their place.

We are so intent on protecting the powerful that we are throwing victims, children, to the wolves.

For some reason, our first response is always, don't believe the alleged victims.

and me just saying alleged puts it in there too.

Don't believe the victims.

Don't believe the girls.

Don't believe the women.

There has to be another reason.

Sometimes people are just

vile.

Yes, and the amount of times women lie about sexual assault is almost zero.

It's probably the same percentage as voting irregularities.

Right.

And

let's be real, last week I shared that I was a victim and a survivor of domestic violence and sexual assault.

And honestly, for the questioning that you go through and the pain that you go through, I can't imagine ever wanting to lie about that.

No.

Why

would you lie?

The

stigma is not of being a victim.

has been, for the most part, a race, the stigma of lying about it, you will never wash that off.

Right.

Never.

And the fact that it is one of the most painful, personal things you will ever go through, at least it was for me, would basically be any reason to never want to lie about it.

Because who wants to make those things up?

Nobody can make those things up.

And I will say that what we're hearing from the documents was not even in comparison to my story.

But there is no reason for anybody to ever make that up because it's painful, it's hard, it never leaves you, it required.

years of me talking and going through therapy just to be able to actually trust anybody again, right?

So there's no reason to want to ever lie about that.

Now, what I think is interesting about this entire case is just yesterday.

Along with all of this, Congress members were granted access to the unredacted files on Epstein.

Lawmakers like Thomas Massey from Kentucky and Representative Ro Khanna from California identified six men whose names and photos were redacted without any clear just legal justification.

Jamie Raskin and a couple other Ohio representatives talked about the fact that as they were going through these files, there were victims as young as nine years old.

Nine years old.

So a nine year old you're telling me is just gonna make this stuff up, right?

They're gonna have the imagination and they're gonna be able to even understand what happened to them to just make these things up.

And we're talking about potentially, you know, dangling this carrot of clemency for Ghislaine Maxwell.

No, no, absolutely not.

That is a personal attack on...

basically all of us by thinking we are stupid enough to be okay with that in this country.

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Markson, Prairie du Sac.

Hi, Mark.

Good morning.

Yeah, good morning.

Yeah, my ex-wife struggled with mental illness and addictions for her entire life, and she was abused as a young child.

So those scars just never leave, you know, even when you have healthy relationships with other people in your life.

And

Being as generous as possible to Donald Trump, which I'd hesitate to even do, that if he was aware that this stuff was going on, he did nothing to step up and defend those girls back at the time when Epstein and his cohorts were doing this stuff to young women.

It's been possible for people in Trump, in Epstein's orbit, not to be aware of what was going on.

So Donald Trump, for that matter, is just as guilty as the worst of the abuses.

If indeed he wasn't an abuser himself, which I think he probably was based on the testimony I've heard, sworn testimony.

If he was innocent of all this stuff, he would be suing those women because he does not want to go before the court and have to testify there because they would eat him alive.

Exactly.

Well mark,

we

appreciate the call and yeah, we know how litigious the president can be You know, we're being sued we as a country are being sued for ten billion dollars by our own president So we know he loves to go to court or he loves to threaten to go to court and Mark's point is good those scars Never leave

Any childhood trauma, and I can't imagine the scars that are left from any sort of sexual abuse or physical abuse.

That baggage is too heavy for anybody to have to carry.

They go deep.

For me, luckily, I had a great support staff, a support team, and I'll never speak for anybody else, but they run deep.

When we're talking about some of these files, though, that the lawmakers saw yesterday, it's interesting because Jamie Raskin was the first one to come out and say that there's one foreign official, there's a well-known retired CEO, and a Sultan.

who are also named in these particular documents that lawmakers are now going through.

I think the next few weeks could be interesting as they continue to go through those.

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Will cannabis ever be legalized in Wisconsin?

We'll talk to somebody who is working toward that end.

I'm Brian Noon

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Thank you so much for joining us this morning and you are listening to Civic Media Mornings on the Civic Media Network.

My name is Jamie Martenson.

And I'm Brian Noonan, and despite our neighbors in Michigan, Illinois, and Minnesota having access to legalized cannabis, Wisconsin continues their prohibition.

No legal cannabis in this state will last week.

Democratic lawmakers gathered at the Capitol to announce their latest attempt to change that, to legalize recreational cannabis here in the state.

Representative Darren Madison said across the country, the cannabis debate is over.

40 states in Washington DC have legalized cannabis in some form.

Well, we've got to figure out what's going on in Wisconsin.

So we reached out to Jay Seltoffner.

He's the founder of the Wisconsin Cannabis Activist Network, the largest grassroots cannabis reform organization in Wisconsin.

He was recently appointed to the advisory council for the Wisconsin Coalition for Cannabis Reform, and he is also the chair of the Legislative Affairs Committee for that.

Jay, thanks for being here.

you'll have the info so let's start with at this point what is the level of support in wisconsin among voters for the legalization of cannabis

overwhelming support, you know, going back to our historic referendums in 2018, in which we had city and county wide referendums on there, the numbers just keep growing, depending on if we're asking, you know, the percentages vary, whether we're asking about, should we decriminalize, should we use medical marijuana?

We even noticed some difference in support, whether we say recreational or adult use, but we're somewhere in the names of like 83%

for medical marijuana if we combine most of the polls, somewhere near 70% for recreational.

Wow.

That's overwhelming.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

And so obviously, as Brian pointed out, Wisconsin is surrounded by states with legal cannabis.

And so what are some of the real world consequences of Wisconsin staying illegal while many of our neighbors are moving forward?

You know, loss of tax revenue, economic benefit, jobs, the civil liberties issue of it comes into play too, as far as, you know, using hemp as the low hanging fruit for prosecuting minorities or even using the smell of hemp yet to conduct searches in the vehicle.

So the hemp program in Wisconsin has kind of created a substitute for recreational marijuana.

So we've had the last, you know, since 2022, we've kind of

I want to say a double-edged sword, although we haven't had legalized cannabis under a state program.

The federal program was filling the void there under the hemp program for both medical and recreational people.

So that industry is charging general sales tax.

So we do see an economic impact there when we look at nationwide studies.

Obviously, the federal hemp ban is in big news here too.

So we were starting to

feel some of the benefits of legal marijuana under the hemp program, which is currently under threat.

Let's let's drill down on that a little bit because saying there's going to be an economic benefit or a jobs benefit or revenue.

Can we put a dollar amount on that so people can see exactly or close enough to exact how much Wisconsin is actually forfeiting at this point?

Yes.

So interesting enough.

I mean, we could pull

you know, sometimes those numbers, you know, people use numbers and statistics and, you know, try to manipulate them all they want.

I go back to like a 1934 article in popular mechanics that talked about hemp being a billion dollar crop in 1934.

So if it was potentially a billion dollar crop then, I can't imagine what it is now when we look at all of the true benefits from it from, you know, not only the things you mentioned,

job creation, taxation, you know, we may have hundreds of millions of dollars of additional tax revenue from the state just from point of sale tax.

We have to remember the change in the model of prohibition also is going to result in a savings to the state of Wisconsin, our public defender's office, you know, some of the entities that are involved in defending

drug stuff in court, those entities are going to need less money in the budget.

So we can't just look at, oh, there's a boom here.

There's a savings also.

When we do all of those numbers together, again, the numbers are staggering and overwhelming.

We're talking with Jay Selthoffner, who is the founder of the Wisconsin Cannabis Activist Network.

And Jay, you mentioned a little bit about the legal system.

What does the legalization actually mean for law enforcement and the court system across the state?

Does it actually alleviate some of the cases that we would see end up in our court system?

Yeah, very much when we look specifically at like the state public defender's office.

Those are going to be our largest group of you know law enforcement slash tax paying entity

that deal with that low level possession.

So they've definitely requested less money each budget cycle if we would decriminalize marijuana.

Definitely on the time resources end of it, it would allow our officers to focus on much more serious things also.

The interesting thing is when we talk about officers who live on the border, like the Marinette Menominee situation up in Wisconsin.

I mean, they know full fact how many, you know,

cars drive across the border each day to purchase the product.

They've done numbers saying it would be statistically impossible for our police force to actually enforce the laws of simple possession with the amount of traffic that comes through our state.

We've got about a minute and a half left, but what are the biggest arguments that the Republicans have for continuing this

prohibition?

They don't have a lot of argument to stand on.

Some of the stuff that they keep throwing up is the gateway theory that cannabis use leads to harder drugs, which is not true.

They keep saying that our law enforcement can't handle legalization, which again is not true.

They definitely hammer on the drug driving thing a little bit more that's gonna increase drug driving.

If our officers aren't equipped to handle policing,

um drug driving now in specifically marijuana uh then we're not equipping them to do so and through the drug recognition expert programs uh i believe our law enforcement can fully handle legalization so um they definitely lean to some of their own constituents you know so within that republican party maybe if we look at their specific donor base you know their top um 80 percent of their funds might come from you know only 20 percent of those donors some of those donors might be against it

and so they're following a lead from there.

Perfect.

Well, Jay, thank you very much for joining us.

We will talk again as this goes forward.

Jay Selthoffner is the founder of Wisconsin Cannabis Activist Network, that's whiskocann.org, whiskocann.org.

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We've been spanning the globe in search of...

good news we haven't found it but uh let's turn our attention a little closer to home jim we have a few stories about things that are happening in wisconsin first of all uh there have been a lot of research cuts under this administration and if you're not a researcher you might say well

Well, it is a big deal and UW Madison has lost at least $27 million in federal research funding since this administration began cutting or delaying grants and federal

Federal funding fell about 17 percent, which is a lot of money if you are a research university like Madison is and other research universities across the country.

But let's focus on right down the street at UW Madison.

Yeah.

And school officials call this a bit of a double whammy with fewer new grants and existing projects also being terminated.

Some of these grants have been reinstated through court challenges, but the losses for the university remain significant.

In fact, the university has worked with Wisconsin congressional delegation to protect some major programs, and Congress has actually blocked some proposed cuts to science agencies.

So you've got the staffing cuts at federal agencies, which are slowing the research.

You've got tighter immigration rules, which have reduced international students and threaten the university's ability to recruit some top talent.

The H1B visa program is under threat, and that's a proposed $100,000

fee per visa that would cost UW-Madison about $4.3 million annually.

So obviously, school leaders warn that this impact could ripple through innovation.

It could cause detrimental factors to health care and also to the state's economy, not just to Madison because UW has several entities.

all over the state that also help in some of this research.

I mean, for a party that's all about state rights, Brian, they don't really seem concerned, do they?

No, they don't seem concerned.

And it goes to an isolationist mentality.

It doesn't matter.

Plus, they fear research.

They fear science.

Madison is right in our backyard, but then expand that out throughout the country think of if this is happening in Madison It's happening at all these other big research universities It means those the people who would be coming to research from other countries It means people who would be getting paid to research here are not doing it They're taking their research elsewhere, and it just puts America on a declining.

Yeah

plain to falling behind the rest of the world.

Again, instead of leading, with the illusion of saving money, we are putting our country more at risk.

And again, you could say that it falls under national security, and I believe it does.

If you are leading in research, whether it's mechanical research, health research, anything,

you're going to lead.

At this point, the administration seems content with making us followers and trailing along the rest of the world when it comes to research.

And we know they, like I said, they don't like medical research.

That's for sure.

Anything that challenges their status quo is not welcome.

Progress doesn't happen in some sort of vacuum.

Science is a collaborative field, and turning inward really just puts any sort of long-term competitiveness and even the country's credibility and our system's credibility's at risk.

Isolationism has always been a fear with this current administration.

When they came into office in 2024, that was also...

2025.

Has it been one year or two years?

How long have they been in office?

It feels far

too long.

My entire life.

I don't remember a time without this cloud hanging over my head.

It's not just me.

I'm like Schlepprock from the old Gulliver's Travels cartoons, where I'm just walking along with this cloud over my head.

I'm Eore.

I'm an everyday Eore.

That's right.

You're like Olaf in Frozen, just a little cloud over the top of your head all the time.

See, now that's a reference.

Good for you for reaching out to the younger demographic.

That's I I have issued the younger demographic I had pushed them to the side because they are smart alecky kids and I you know I don't have smart alecky kid references.

I just have voices of my head doing battle.

It's

okay.

It's we need all of that to work together right now in unison.

Sure, we engage not in rage.

I heard that somewhere.

I don't know.

Right.

Right.

Exactly.

Maybe a thing or two I've said before.

But, you know, I do think that this is going to be interesting because even just within the last week, the Department of War, I don't know if that's what we're calling

it now, whatever Pete Hickseth calls

himself.

Officially, they've severed ties with Harvard, too, because they don't want to have any sort of military balance with a woke...

diversity.

Because you allow culture?

That's not

Wolk.

They sent leaders there.

They sent military leaders there to take some classes.

Right.

And Hegseth, in all his bro dumbness, went, they came back to Harvard.

Yeah, because they can read multi-syllabic words.

You numbskull.

It's

amazing what happens when you put, again, real information in front of people.

They take it in and they can process it.

And it's crazy how that happens.

Information in itself is not indoctrination.

You can teach people things that they, if you have enough,

intelligence, you can parse out what makes sense to you and what doesn't.

But at least you're exposing yourself to ideas and theories and how other people think.

And that's what that's another reason that they don't like colleges.

It's not instructors doing all this quote unquote indoctrination.

It's the fact that all of a sudden young people are being exposed to ideas that they may not have heard at home and meeting people that they may not have experienced in their neighborhood.

And

The world indoctrinates you.

Do you find it odd, though, that this administration, knowing what we know about how they operate in their insular bubble, is worried about indoctrination?

Because I feel like that's what they are trying to do

to the rest of us.

They're the kings of indoctrination.

Yes.

Yes.

Follow or be cast aside.

Yes,

absolutely.

No, so that is what they're trying to do.

They are really doing their best to indoctrinate us, and most of us are too smart to buy into it, and that infuriates them.

It does.

Because they don't have the mental capacity to debate it or argue it.

Here's what we believe.

What do you base that on?

Nothing.

Just believe it.

We said

so.

We said so.

The laziest parenting move ever.

Don't touch that.

Why?

Because I said so.

All right.

Well, I don't listen to you.

You're not the boss of me.

Stop.

Right.

We've got Dick from Madison on the phone this morning.

He had some comments about this research.

Good morning, Dick.

Thank you for joining us.

Well, we've destroyed all kinds of relationships with foreign countries that we depend on also for research.

And that

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in

hand is also destroying

our national security.

Nobody wants to share anything with us anymore.

Yeah, no, and you can't disagree with that.

I mean, we're

seeing

that across the board on multiple levels, even when it comes to the attacks on the fishing boats in Venezuela.

The British intelligence agency was like, oh, no, no, no.

We don't want to be involved in whatever this is, so we're just not going to give you that information.

Weirdly,

those boats have stopped sailing since we got the oil.

That's strange, isn't

it?

It's so strange.

It really

is.

Since we commandeered all that oil.

Dick, thank you for the call.

Thank you for calling.

We appreciate it.

Anybody else wants to jump in?

You know the number, and if you don't, I'll give it to you because that's the kind of guy I am.

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In other Wisconsin news, oh, this is good news.

No, it's not.

It's

not.

Governor Evers has gone after the Trump administration because they have denied Wisconsin's appeal for federal disaster relief to repair roads, bridges, parks, and other public infrastructure that was damaged by the historic flooding in August.

Remember that?

Sure.

Some of you are still dealing with that damage.

So is the state.

Are we going to get help?

No, no, why?

Because we have a Democratic governor.

Oh, is that the real reason?

Yes.

Yes.

Is that the reason they're telling us?

No.

No, absolutely.

So Evers actually has blasted the decision in probably one of the most forceful things that I've ever heard Governor Evers say, mostly because I think he's tired of fighting this.

This is something that most presidents when we

When there is a natural disaster heading towards a state,

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most

presidents before our current administration will basically put out some sort of disaster declaration and sign over funding

for the recovery efforts before that natural disaster even hits because they want to be able to hit the ground running and start helping and rebuilding infrastructure and helping homeowners or whatever it may be, business owners.

But FEMA says without any sort of explanation that they're just not going to cover what happened in Milwaukee.

There was an estimated $26.5 million in damages across six different counties during that.

historic flooding.

Evers warned that the ruling is going to leave local taxpayers on the hook for tens of millions of dollars in rebuilding costs.

Milwaukee County executive David Crawley said that this denial undermines public trust and he has pledged to work with state and local leaders to find alternative funding.

Now this is more of the talking up both sides of your mouth because we want the federal government to run the elections but we want the state to handle all the disaster relief and he had threatened this

He had threatened this before.

Again, if somebody tells you what they're going to do, you better believe them because if you don't, you're going to be caught.

And that's what, unfortunately, Wisconsin is caught in and other places are caught in because they said they're not going to...

Why should we help blue states?

They don't back, they don't vote for us.

Why should we help them?

But

here's the thing.

This particular administration makes calls like this and they aren't just punishing Democratic governors.

They're actually hurting other voters who vote

Republican because... There's a lot of Republican voters here in Wisconsin who are hurt too.

But that doesn't matter because he believes that those voters will stay loyal.

No matter what, no matter what happens, he believes, and I don't know if that's true with Republican voters.

We'd love to hear from you.

If your property, if your area was damaged by this, and all of a sudden your government is not going to help because of who your governor is, to me that doesn't seem right.

But I think it's fascinating that in 2025 alone, states like Arkansas, West Virginia, North Carolina, Kentucky, they all face denials also, or major delays in FEMA disaster assistance after tornadoes, floods, hurricanes, fires and windstorms.

And yes, there was some democratic leaning states in there as well.

But the ones I just listed,

Do not, they're either very purple or they vote very, very Republican in almost every election.

So I think it's an interesting take for this administration to say, we're just not going to help you.

We're just not going to help you.

We're not going to give you infrastructure.

We're not going to allow businesses to reopen or for you to get back into your homes.

That's fine.

You don't need those things.

The worse off people are, the easier it is for someone to come in and be the white knight.

yeah

and when you're when you're at your lowest you will accept help from just about anybody and I yeah I would wager that that may be some of the thinking I don't know for sure that just an opinion you probably have your own opinion you can always share it with us uh but listen Jamie I've uh

We need we need some sort of boost before we

do we do

so perhaps we will have one because Ikea Has a new hot dog.

They have a large hot dog.

In fact, and we're gonna talk

about that.

That's not a

euphemism.

It's not.

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appreciated.

You're listening to Civic Media Warnings.

This is the Civic Media Network.

I'm Jamie Martenson.

And I'm Brian Noonan.

I'm choking for some reason.

Are

you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine.

There's

nobody there to give

you the hind legs.

I'm not choking on anything.

I'm going to do this.

Okay, all right, we'll let Brian have a moment, but are you good now?

Okay, better, all right, cool.

Something that just got there.

I hear hot dog and I immediately think Costco, you're gonna have to, if you're a retailer, you're gonna have to go a long way to beat the Costco hot dog deal.

$1.50.

Never going up hot dog and pop, forget about it.

It's the lunch of champions and the budgetarily confined.

Mom's

best

friend.

When you got littles, it is

also a mom's

best friend.

That and a big ol' slice of pizza.

One of those things always, always is helpful when you're a mom with littles in tow doing some shopping.

And heck,

the teenagers like it too.

It's fine.

Oh, sure.

When we would go shopping with Molly when she was a kid, 450?

Everybody were getting lunch for 450 for the three of us?

And after I just

spent like 300 bucks at Costco, yes, this is what you get.

Here's the five that I have left.

Go nuts, kids.

There is a bar in Whitewater.

You can get two hot dogs and a beer for $6.

Oh,

yeah,

because it's a college town.

Oh, yeah.

It's

fantastic.

Totally

catering.

Oh,

yeah.

Forget it.

Drinking and eating in college towns is the best.

It's not a college city.

No, a town.

A small town.

A town where the college is the thing.

Yes, absolutely.

That's when we went and visited Carbondale last year, and Debbie and I went out, six bucks for a pitcher.

I'm like, whoo-hoo!

I've never even... It's a bargain!

There you go.

I'm going back to school.

I'm going to be Rodney Dangerfield.

Do a triple Lindy off of something.

But that's great if you're in a college town, you're spending no money.

If you're going to buy a Farfag Nugget or a Flugerschlafer or something from IKEA with their impossible to follow directions because it's stick figures from another land.

It's like Legos for adults.

Oh my god.

It's

impossible.

I've bought many things from Ikea.

I've cursed the Swedes my entire time that I put them together.

Then I'm fine with it once they're together.

It's a happily sturdy

piece of furniture if you don't have leftover

parts when you're done.

I'm looking at a piece of it right now here in the studio.

Ben there.

Ben

there.

Your

studio.

My studio.

My studio.

My makeshift ramshackle broadcast hub deep beneath the...

deep beneath the surface of the earth.

But the whole reason we're talking about this, we will get to the point.

Eventually.

After this morning, I

can't.

News

is hard.

News is hard, but a one and a half foot hot dog.

Yeah.

Coming to Ikea's.

Yes.

They announced it at the end of January with the tagline, because the good moments should last longer.

Yeah.

Again, not a euphemism.

No, it is not a euphemism.

Now, currently,

This one and a half foot hot dog is only going to be available in the United Arab Emirates, priced at equivalent of about five US dollars.

No, I'd pay five dollars for a foot and a half.

That's not a bad price.

The thing that I think is interesting about this is that the type of meat used in this hot dog has not been disclosed because nobody really wants to actually know what's in the hot dog, right?

But they put it on a rake.

It's made with the blood of the

dissenter.

not a regular sized bud, which I think is

why.

Oh, no, no,

that's what they're

doing.

So you know, but you can't do that.

You've got like the half the hot dog is not in a bun and it's just hanging off the

edges.

And this is actually a thing that's happening at in the UAE.

I know, but that's unacceptable.

And that's why that's the other part, you know, buns and hot dogs.

It's the ongoing debate.

Why do we have eight buds and six?

Yeah, blah, blah.

But you have to have the right size.

That's why like

like a sausage roll.

Usually it fits the bratwurst fits in there perfectly.

Or when you're making like Italian sausage, you can cut the bread to fit the thing.

Hot dog buns never really fit the hot dog.

And I don't like the I don't like the hanging over part.

At least now there are some hot dogs that are bun length.

So they're

the

exactly the right length to go into the hot dog.

And now they also have buns that like are sliced down the top.

So you

Kathryn Lake

don't have

to do that rip apart thing on the edge.

And you know, the

The hot dog squeezes out the side where that seam is.

It just stays like right in the center.

You have to

be a real connoisseur of these things.

It's like a lobster roll bun.

Yes.

And I like that because the design flaw in a hot dog bun, when you separate it from the others, the seam gets very thin.

Yes.

And I like a lot of mustard and relish onion.

Right, you gotta pack it on there.

And then you're

wearing it though.

You're wearing it when the seam gives out eventually.

And I don't want to eat a hot dog like a sandwich.

I want to eat a hot dog like a hot dog.

have it folded, taco-like, and I want to just jam it in.

Because

contrary to the debate, hot dogs are not sandwiches.

They're just

not.

No, they are not.

This is

not a thing.

Now, this IKEA launch, though, is part of their broader focus on expanding their hot food offerings because they want to move beyond the meatballs.

Like, why mess with a good thing?

But, OK, I get

it.

Bigger audience.

I've never had the

Swedish meatballs there.

Fine.

Again, I'm not really sure what meat we're using, but we don't ask the questions because when you're on the fifth floor of Ikea and you're, you know, still trying to parse through the warehouse to go pick up your stuff, you need a little sustenance because you know you're going to be about in there five hours.

I do like the Wizard of Oz aspect of an Ikea where you just follow the yellow big road.

Yes.

And you go through, oh, and here's my room.

Oh, there's a schnuggenflugger again.

Don't

ever go backwards, though, because it's a trip

because you get

lost completely.

Like, it is not meant to go back the other

way, trust me.

What you started.

It's enter and exit.

And that's it.

You end up through weird doors that only the employees are allowed through.

Like, trust

me, Corey and I've been there.

That's where you see the meat that goes into the meatballs.

This is true.

You hear the grinding and the screaming and the whaling of the lamb's gullies.

Yes, yes.

So earlier in January, Ike actually released a plant-based sausage.

This features kale, lentils, quinoa, onion, and carrot.

It's designed to replicate the flavor, look, and texture of a traditional meat dog.

No, it's not.

Nobody's buying that.

It is available

globally and they are selling it as well at their bistros and you can also get take-home packages.

They're about 16 ounces for $7.49.

But you're not fooling anybody that this is a hot dog.

And I get it for the vegans out there.

I totally

understand.

For the vegans and vegetarians, they, you know, I love that vegans and vegetarians still want to make things that taste like meat.

It's a

veggie.

Hey, it tastes just like meat.

You know what else tastes like meat?

Meat.

Meat.

It's

delicious.

It's a

veggie.

Listen, don't at me.

If you're a vegan or vegetarian, that's your game.

I'm good.

I'm not yucking your yum.

I just find things amusing.

That's all.

That's right.

7.59 right now.

Thank you for joining us today.

Civic media boardings.

I'm Jamie Martenson.

And I'm Brian Noonan.

Thanks for listening and being part of the program.

We will talk to you again tomorrow on the Civic Media Network.

Kathryn Lake

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