Thou Shalt Worship Trump: Donald Trump and Lee Greenwood have teamed up to sell a new book! For only $59.99, you can buy a brand-new Bible, featuring the US constitution. Yes, that’s right, for 60 bucks, you can buy your very own Christian nationalism directly from the grifter-in-chief. Our usual Wednesday guest Pat Kreitlow weighs in on this blasphemous act.

Become A Man For Just $18,000: eBaum’s World managing editor Peter Rapine returns to share the weirdest stories of the week. From alpha male camps to hot dog water, truth is always stranger than fiction.