RICHLAND CENTER, Wis (WRCO Entertainment) – Welcome to cooking with Hank. Do you have the hunger? If you have half a can of chili, Hank can feed you!

Serves 1 tired legend. Ready in 5 minutes or 2 if you’re panicking.

Instructions:

Stare into the fridge for 4 minutes. Whisper “What am I doing with my life?” at least once.
Throw chips in a bowl like you’re mad at them. Top with chili, a fistful of cheese, and anything not growing mold.
Microwave until bubbling. If it explodes — bonus flavor.
Fry or scramble that egg, unless you’d rather just stare at it until it wins the standoff.
Slide the egg on top like a professional chef who has emotionally checked out.
Decorate with pickles, crusts, and a squirt of hot sauce like you’re plating for an imaginary Food Network show called “Alone & Hungry.”
Eat directly from the bowl, standing in front of the sink like a man who owns his decisions.

Midnight Pairing Suggestions:

Beverage: Flat soda, half a beer, or tap water in a coffee mug
Side dish: Regret and your Soundtrack: Your fridge humming and the distant howl of your neighbor’s emotional support beagle

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