Greg Schwem on “Hotel Humor” & Life’s Everyday Absurdities (Hour 2)

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Greg Schwem on “Hotel Humor” & Life’s Everyday Absurdities (Hour 2)

Nite Lite with Pete Schwaba and Greg Bach · Tue Mar 24, 2026

Narrator/Announcer

From Washington to Hollywood and right back to Wisconsin.

It's Night Light with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach.

Connecting the dots on the stories shaping our world with smart takes, sharp humor, and plenty of personality.

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Yeah, come on.

Here's Pete Schwabba.

Dude.

And Greg Bach.

Dude.

Greg Bach

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Night Light with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach here on the Civic Media Network.

My name is Greg Bach and across the state from me right now is Mr. Pete Schwabba joining us from, uh, let's see, I wrote down last night, uh, Halloween St.

Nixville, U.S.S.R.

So,

Pete Schwabba

Pete's in Marinette.

Those are suburbs, those are suburbs of Christmas City, USA, and I'm sorry I didn't have my camera on, pal.

Greg Bach

That's fine.

No one knew that until right now.

Like I'm like,

Pete Schwabba

oh, I thought I was like, oh, my camera's not on.

So I'm still getting the hang of this radio thing.

Greg Bach

Okay.

Well, speaking of radio, thank you so much for listening us tonight.

We really appreciate you being here.

Whether you are listening us on the radio or you were listening on the civic media app.

or watching the radio as Pete likes to say on Facebook, YouTube, or the platform we still call Twitter.

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Leave a comment on the live stream as well.

You can do that.

We'd be happy to read those as long as they are in context and FCC appropriate tonight.

Folks, we have a great show.

We have Kevin Dospoi from the, he's the director of forward analytics to talk about Wisconsin's economic performance since 2017.

And I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it's not good.

But we'll talk more about that and their report.

They just recently put out regarding Wisconsin's progress in, you know, the United States and being a, you know, prosperous area.

And then in the second hour, Pete, this is your friend of yours, right?

Greg Schwem.

Pete Schwabba

Greg Schwem, yes, a former and current stand-up comedian who writes a nationally syndicated column called The Humor Hotel for Tribune Media Services.

Very funny guy, great writer, and yeah, he's a nightlight favorite.

I'm excited for you to meet him.

How are you tonight, Pete?

I'm doing well, Greg.

You know what?

I love weekends, but I love doing this show.

And it is a Tuesday night.

We are in the thick of the week.

Dom (producer)

It's

Pete Schwabba

just great to be on the air, great to be on the air with you, Dom holding down the fort in Madison.

I love talking to people and informing them.

Occasionally, we like to think we make them laugh, which is always fun.

So it's just great to be on the air in the beautiful state of Wisconsin on this Tuesday night.

Greg Bach

Love it.

Love it.

Love it.

Awesome.

How are you doing tonight, Dom?

By the way, Dom and Apple, Dom and Appleton.

I want an apple, I'm hungry.

Dom in medicine right now is on the ones and twos.

Mr. Dombly, how are you?

I'm doing pretty

Dom (producer)

good.

I got a lot of sleep last night, so I'm feeling re-energized, refocused.

Okay, there you go.

Yeah, new man.

Pete Schwabba

What's a lot of sleep?

Yeah, what

Dom (producer)

does that count for?

For me, it's been eight hours.

You know, usually I get like six or five.

Now I'm starting to get full eight hours.

What

Greg Bach

time do you go to bed at night?

Dom (producer)

I go to bed around

Greg Bach

midnight.

That's not that I mean that for 22 years old I would say midnight still for for 22 years old as well as the job you hold where you work more in the afternoon afternoon evening I would say midnight's not bad because you wake up at 8 and then you still have time to get your morning together you're not like sleeping until 1235 like I

Dom (producer)

gotta get dressed and my roommate sometimes you know get some little mad at me sometimes I'm pretty loud when it hits that 1130 mark but I don't know I'll tell him you know that's okay

Greg Bach

I'll

Dom (producer)

be quiet

Pete, you want to

Greg Bach

take this

Pete Schwabba

one?

1130 like he's already in bed you mean and you're out having a party is that is that the problem

Dom (producer)

I tend to I tend to speak in my Not not in my indoor voice when it hits 1130 at night.

So something I gotta get better at I think but who are you

Greg Bach

talking to?

Who

Dom (producer)

are you talking to at 1130 at night?

You know I'm online I'm just walking

Greg Bach

around the house right now.

I'm going to make some soda I am going to do what do you I don't understand

But like in your normals like like Dom you're a great guy

Dom (producer)

Yes, exactly yes, that's what I do and I am a big video gamer so I kind of talk loudly there see there you go I was waiting for

Pete Schwabba

that.

I had a feeling that that's what you were getting

Dom (producer)

I

Pete Schwabba

say and I didn't want

Dom (producer)

to say it

Pete Schwabba

but It's okay to pump your soul.

Go ahead Greg.

Greg Bach

I was gonna say I first I thought you meant like

1130 in the morning, your roommate is upset with you.

I'm like, uh, suck it up, dude.

It's 1130.

Most people are halfway through their work day by that point.

Come on, man.

But yeah, maybe, maybe just be, be, be, uh, be aware of that.

Be aware of that.

Pete Schwabba

I think you're a pretty good guy, Dom.

I would not take any crap from that roommate of yours.

Unidentified Speaker

Thank you.

Pete Schwabba

Perfect.

Pete Schwabba starting fights

Greg Bach

on the radio.

Pete Schwabba

He's been badmouthing Dom for close to a year.

I'm coming to the defense of our producer and friend, Dom Lee.

Greg Bach

Wait, what did I miss?

Pete Schwabba

It all happened when you were in Phoenix.

Greg Bach

Was he the first host of this show?

They're like, they can't work together.

Get him out of here.

Get that Shlub Greg Bach on the show.

Pete Schwabba

No, he was producing the show.

And Dom undercut him, threw him under the bus, literally.

And now this guy, he's, you know.

Well, he also doesn't pay for dinner, so, you know.

True.

Is it Taco Tuesday, Dom?

Oh, it is

Greg Bach

Taco Tuesday.

It is.

It's Taco Tuesday.

Pete Schwabba

We'll be right over.

OK.

Yeah, we got a great show tonight, folks.

Let's do our question, Greg, and then we can tell people about why they need the app.

All right, it is time for the night, like question of the night.

Narrator/Announcer

Let's talk about the question.

Okay, question.

Question.

Dom (producer)

Question.

Pregunta.

Question.

Narrator/Announcer

Question.

Dom (producer)

Okay, I have a question.

Questions.

This question.

Pete Schwabba

Domanda.

Question.

Kevin Dospoi

Question.

Questions.

Pete Schwabba

I absolutely love this question tonight, if I do say so myself.

I, as a person who has not had a drink in a little over three years, not court ordered or anything, I just decided to take a break, and

Dom (producer)

I stuck

Pete Schwabba

with it, but that doesn't mean, Greg, I don't like talking about drinking.

I

Dom (producer)

find

Pete Schwabba

that is the new drinking for me.

Dom (producer)

So tonight's

Pete Schwabba

question is, it's National Cocktail Day.

What is your cocktail of choice?

Folks, I feel like this is gonna be a popular question because we're in Wisconsin We'd like to have cocktails or beer or whatever and it doesn't even have to be something I Mean typically a cocktail has booze, but could be a mocktail.

Yeah.

Greg Bach

Yeah

Pete Schwabba

Yeah

Greg Bach

for me if you want to if you get home at night and you want to kick your feet up on the porch and drink just a nice crisp cold glass of

of club soda with a lime.

Pete Schwabba

That's your

Greg Bach

cocktail.

That's your thing.

You do what you want.

You live your life.

That's what

Pete Schwabba

I say.

Absolutely.

And that's kind of my drink these days.

I love a club soda with lemons.

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Greg Bach

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Pete Schwabba

All right.

Very good.

So, uh, yeah.

Can I say something really quick?

I'm sorry to

Greg Bach

interrupt you.

Pete Schwabba

I was,

Greg Bach

so I was in Arizona last week and I was in my mom's car.

She took her car to Arizona.

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Pete Schwabba

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Greg Bach

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No, she can't she's not allowed to play right now.

She's going.

Yeah.

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That's what she's saying right

Pete Schwabba

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And that's debatable.

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Dom (producer)

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Pete Schwabba

good for you.

Absolutely.

That's awesome.

We've got a lot to get to tonight, folks.

Dom (producer)

Two

Pete Schwabba

great guests, a great question.

What is your favorite cocktail or what is your cocktail of choice?

Let us know, text in, be part of the show and we will read it on the radio.

But right now we've got some, I would say three big or at least medium sized stories to get to.

Greg Bach

I'd say they got some hugeness.

Okay, fair enough.

All right.

The first big story.

So Dom, I'm Dom.

Well, Dom too.

I'm talking

Dom (producer)

to Dom as

Greg Bach

well.

Sorry.

I'm like

Dom (producer)

trying

Greg Bach

to close.

Oh my gosh.

So many ads you get on the by the way, really quick.

When you pull up a website with news, you're like, I want to read this.

And then all of a sudden, like 14 layers of advertisement, like

Dom (producer)

just pile over

Greg Bach

and you can and then like some very nice.

They put the close button right there where you can see it.

You're like, cool, I'm going to close that out.

Don't worry.

I'll watch that new John Hamm show later, but then you either have to wait for like 15 seconds and then the little X appears or It just sits there

Pete Schwabba

and does

Greg Bach

nothing

Pete Schwabba

it's terrible Greg pop-up ads on the internet have made me hate consumerism I am so tired of being told what to buy or what I should be spending my money on it's annoying

Greg Bach

It would be less annoying if it was just shots in the dark as far as like, maybe you like a new handbag or maybe you want it.

But because I say something to the effect of like, oh man, I'd like to buy a new watch, then it's all watches.

I'm like, you don't know me.

They listen.

Pete Schwabba

They listen.

They know me.

All right.

The funny thing is, this isn't even one of the, this isn't even the first, but it

Greg Bach

should be.

I tangent real hard and I apologize.

Pete Schwabba

So I'll get back to it.

So

Greg Bach

Pete, Dom, you know how.

The president in the United States has been railing against mail-in voting for years now, calling it a hoax, calling it a scam, calling it terrible, calling it unsafe, calling it a steal.

All those things, you know how he did that for so long?

Well, he just voted recently by mail in a Florida special election.

What?

Oh yeah, of course.

What's

Dom (producer)

good for me,

Greg Bach

but not for the, it's, you know, that's how he's, you know, as the president, the president Trump says, the save America act has common sense exceptions for Americans who use multi mail in ballots for illness, disability, military or travel, but universal mail in voting should not be allowed because it's highly susceptible to fraud.

And what's funny is that right now in Wisconsin, there's a man on trial for trying to defraud.

mail-in voting.

So it looks like the system works.

It works so great that the President of the United States uses it.

Endorsed by Donald Trump, mail-in voting.

Pete Schwabba

He seems pretty confident and not worried that anybody's going to commit fraud or mess with his vote, which begs the question.

It reminds me, Greg, of in 2020 when Wisconsin Assembly Speaker Robin Voss showed up to vote in a mask, gloves, and other protective gear and said everybody

else it's completely safe.

I'm just, this is a fashion thing.

I'm not really worried about catching COVID.

Before you talk to

Greg Bach

you guys, I got to be hosed down with a silkwood shower, then I can vote.

Pete Schwabba

After a quick delousing, I like to go in and here's what I thought was funny too, the SAVA in regard to the SAVA.

A recent report by the Brookings Institution published in 2025 found that the cases of male voting fraud occurred in only

.00043%, I might have added an extra O, but you get the point.

That's a lot of O's.

It's still very

Greg Bach

small.

It's still, it's four cases out of every 10 million

Pete Schwabba

mail votes.

Are you kidding me?

We're wasting legislator's time on this nonsense, and then he goes and does it anyway.

What the heck?

Greg Bach

Yeah,

Pete Schwabba

of course.

Of course he

Greg Bach

does.

Pete Schwabba

We've got a couple other stories we'll get to.

I don't know if it'll be as much fun as this one, but I guarantee they will be informative.

And that is all coming up the question of the night, folks.

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That's how you come out of a break.

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Welcome back

Greg Bach

to Nightlight,

Pete Schwabba

folks.

I'm Pete Schwabba.

Sitting across the stage for me is Mr. Greg Bach.

And holding down the fort in Madison is Dom Lee, also known as Dom Lee.

We are glad to have you with us on this Tuesday night here on the Civic Media Network.

Gorgeous.

Is it just me or does it feel so good when it's the light out?

This was just a couple weeks

Greg Bach

ago.

This

Pete Schwabba

was terrible.

Greg Bach

No, I am a huge proponent.

If we're going to get rid of the back and forth every

year, twice a year.

I just want to make it so this is what we're on all the time where we have lighter for longer because I can't, I just, I'm sorry, but 4 30 4 45 5 o'clock dark is just, it doesn't feel good.

It just doesn't.

I don't

Pete Schwabba

like it.

Yeah.

There's that old phrase.

It's, you know what?

Where I come from.

I've never understood that, but I don't

Greg Bach

understand what that means.

I've never heard that in my life.

Pete Schwabba

Oh, seriously?

Yeah.

All

Greg Bach

right,

Pete Schwabba

well, folks, if you want, we'll talk about that during the next super secret show coming up at the break.

But right now we've got a couple more things to get to, right, Tom?

Greg Bach

Tom?

Who's Tom?

Big story.

Oh, I said Tom.

Oh, I think you said Tom.

I'm like, who's Tom?

Pete Schwabba

No, Tom Lee doesn't work.

Hey,

Greg Bach

Greg, this is

Pete Schwabba

the second story.

And this is interesting because for the last week there has been speculation.

Mostly on social media, I would say that Benjamin Netanyahu has been taken out assassinated, whatever you want to call it.

And now they're saying on again, on social media, I don't know how reliable the sources are, but that he is dead and they're using AI to show

Greg Bach

that

Pete Schwabba

he's still alive.

So in an effort to prove that he's alive, he posted three videos and people are saying that that looks even more AI.

It's weird that you post more than one to prove it so maybe there's something here, but it seems a little suspect

Greg Bach

I would say like I watched the we can't play the video here because of copyright and because there are cussing But the video we watch that kind of points all this stuff out You know if I'm a world leader if I'm anybody and their speculation that something's happening me first of all Thanks for caring that makes a lot.

Sure.

Thank you, but I would set up some things like

you know, a live thing, an interview, something that is more reputable than these, these social media posts that even like as the, as the Instagram video that kind of talked about this shows, even if it's not AI, it just looks weird.

Like you are, you are in charge of a country.

If you want to prove to people that you are still alive and you're fine and whatnot, then set up like an interview on your, on your networks.

set up an interview with an American network, something where we can see your face, you can talk about what's going on, but this just seemed like, even if it's real, and I think it's real at this point, it still is just a swing and a miss attempt to try to both say, hey, I'm here, but also look cool.

Also, Mike Huckabee never makes you look cool, so there you go.

Pete Schwabba

They didn't have to pay him.

Yeah, I don't know what to make of it.

Honestly, nothing would surprise me anymore.

Greg Bach

There's

Pete Schwabba

just too much money to be made from this and that or to keep a conflict going, whatever.

Nothing would surprise me, but apparently there just isn't as much proof.

So there you go.

We've got another big thing to get to.

Greg Bach

We got one more story to get to.

There we go.

Pete Schwabba

The third big story.

Folks, if you go ahead,

Greg Bach

Greg, if you know anything about me,

You know that I not only love the TV show, Reacher.

I love the movies, Reacher, and Reacher, the second one with Tom Cruise.

They're fun movies, fun TV show.

I've never read the books because they're always checked out the library because everyone's dad has them.

No lie.

Flying home from Arizona on Sunday, dude sitting next to me with a Reacher novel.

And I almost said, is that any good?

Is it like the TV show?

Because I'm thinking about getting one.

And I'm like, oh, no.

I have to put socks on over my, under my sandals.

But, so this TV show Reacher stars a gentleman named Alan Richardson.

He's been in a lot of, he was on, I think it was from Friday night lights.

He was, he's, he's been on Brooklyn 99.

He's very, very funny, like big, like Arnold Schwarzenegger 2.0 version of an actor like right now, big dude, very funny, very honest, very good follow on Instagram.

He got into some, he got, there was some, there was some tumult.

yesterday when a video was released of him beating up a guy in his neighborhood.

And what we've come to find out now is that the reason why there was a back and forth, if you will, is because Alan Richardson was riding on his motorcycle with his children on their on their motorcycles.

down this road and this gentleman thought they were going too fast, which they apparently were not.

And he decided to stand in front of Alan Richardson's motorcycle as he approached.

And if you watch the video on Alan Richardson's motorcycle or on it, like his body, he comes to a very hard stop and his bike goes up and he falls off.

And this guy decides he's going to get all up in his grill about stuff, yelling at him and saying, you got to slow down.

And long story short,

is that yesterday that dude, what was his name again?

Ronnie something.

Ronnie Taylor.

Ronnie Taylor ghosted right to TMZ with scratches on his forehead and starts talking about how this guy is, you know, speeding down the way.

And it's, you know, I tried to warn him.

Well, we saw more video and we saw exactly what happened.

And this guy didn't have to stand in front of the motor.

It's like, he could have called the cops.

He could have gone about it like the way you do it as a neighbor and as a, as a human, but he decided to get all up in this guy's face.

And Alan Risen retaliated.

You know,

Pete Schwabba

and it's there's a lot of stuff.

That's a little suspicious.

I'm with you on Reacher Greg I'm one of the people I like the TV show and I love Tom Cruise.

I like the different Reachers Yeah, yeah smaller and kind of a badass and also like a giant like Alan Richardson both great show movies and shows and He's never really caused a problem like this was strange because the video that was posted initially was from another neighbor and only showed the part of it altercation where Alan Richard Richardson was punching this guy on the parkway so

Something kind of stunk right from the get-go.

I don't believe that this guy who I've followed for a couple years is gonna randomly pick a fight with a guy in front of his two kids It's just it's off-brand for him and it made no sense and now and the guy calls himself Ronnie

instead of Ron.

That's red

Greg Bach

flag.

Well, I also just say this and people have pointed this out in the TMZ interview behind him on a hat stand is a make America great again hat.

So I'm just going to leave that sit there as a statement.

I'm going to say anything else.

And I think I think you should take us to the break because we have things to do.

And I'm just going to say that I'm just going to say that you make whatever connections you want.

I'm just here living my life as an American.

Pete Schwabba

I didn't see that because I only see people.

But I totally accept it.

All right.

This is Nightlight with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach.

We are coming back after the break to talk to Director of Forward Analytics, Kevin Dospoy.

We are going to talk about the Wisconsin economy.

That's all coming up next.

This is Nightlight with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach on the Civic Media Network.

Greg Bach

Welcome back to Nightlight with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach.

My name is Greg Bach, coming to you live from Radio Park in Racine and sitting across the state from me in Marinette, Wisconsin is Mr. Pete Schwabba in Madison.

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What is your favorite cocktail?

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It can be a mocktail.

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All right, Pete, are you ready to bring on?

We're gonna bring it on a guest right now.

It's time for guest.

Pete Schwabba

What am I doing here?

I'm stretched out during the break.

I got all set.

I'm very excited to talk to our guest.

Well, I've got questions.

Greg Bach

Me too.

Pete Schwabba

Our

Greg Bach

first guest of the evening is the director of Ford Analytics.

Please welcome to the show Kevin Dospoy.

Welcome to the show, Kevin.

We're really happy to have you here tonight.

How are you doing?

I'm doing really well.

How are you?

I'm doing very well.

Thank you so much for asking.

So we brought you on to talk about a report that Forward Analytics put out with regard to the economic shape of Wisconsin.

So let's start at the beginning.

Tell us about Forward Analytics and the indicators that you used for this report that you put out.

Kevin Dospoy

Sure.

So Forward Analytics is a research organization.

We publish free research on our website that covers

every major issue facing the state.

We try to tackle every major issue.

We've written on anything from housing affordability to childcare accessibility and affordability.

And now we have written our recent report on the overall state of the economy in Wisconsin.

And to do that, we looked at a bunch of different metrics.

We looked at population growth, labor force growth, real GDP and measures of income and then poverty.

And we looked at how Wisconsin does

As a whole as a state and then we also wanted to rank how Wisconsin does compared to every other state and the nation as a whole

Pete Schwabba

You said in a recent interview when you look at Wisconsin like in an isolated situation There's growth and it seems somewhat healthy, but it's when you compare us to other states that we seem to be lacking How is the climate different in those states and what are they doing or how are they showing more growth than us?

What are they doing differently?

Kevin Dospoy

Sure.

So it's an interesting point in that when you look at Wisconsin as a whole, look at real GDP.

Over the past seven years, Wisconsin has grown over 10% in real GDP, which sounds really healthy.

It's a really good growth rate.

But when you compare it to the national rate, nationally, the GDP has grown almost 20%, 19.5% or so.

So Wisconsin is lacking, we're lagging in that one metric.

And we looked at other states and saw

you know, what are they doing differently than Wisconsin?

And a lot of it has to do with two of the metrics that we measured.

We kind of measured them as a pipeline, if that's a good analogy.

Population and labor force are the fuel of that pipeline.

They go in and they impact the real GDP, which is the output, and then the outcomes, income measures we measure.

per capita personal income, median household income.

But a lot of the states that are doing really well in a lot of these metrics, it starts with doing really well in those two inputs, the population growth and the labor force growth.

Greg Bach

And something that you mentioned in that article too was something called the prime age workers.

And you say in the interview that from 2000 to 2010, the state was doing well to attract people here.

But in the past 15 years, that's declined.

The question I wanted to pose is kind of interesting because it's the wording of it all.

What has either changed or not changed to create this problem?

Kevin Dospoy

Sure.

So that prime working age population, that's like the labor force, 25 to 54, or some people measure it 25 to 64.

We measure 25 to 54.

So that's that prime working age population.

It's where you're

you know, starting to form families, you're raising your families, you're typically purchasing a single family home.

If you're going to purchase a single family home, you do it in that age bracket.

That is that prime working age population.

So if you look back from like 1990 to 2000, Wisconsin did really well at attracting people of that age group.

And a lot of those people were from people from Illinois, but from other states too, Wisconsin did really well.

They did less well from 2000 to 2010, but still overall, there was a lot of net migration into the state.

And then it's gone down ever since.

And currently from 2020 to 2030, we're on track to surpass the previous decade, but it's still relatively low.

So a lot of that has to do with, and our research has shown, a lot of it has to do with affordable housing, affordable childcare.

and really affordable housing where jobs are located.

So we measure that in a separate report that we've written on housing.

This report just looks at population labor force and those other metrics.

Pete Schwabba

Is there an area of the state in your experience that is not lacking as much, where growth is much better because it's an average

But are there areas where, you know, you can go and these things are, we do compete with other states.

Southern Wisconsin, Northern Wisconsin, bigger cities, smaller cities, wherever.

Kevin Dospoy

Yes, I think Dane County is kind of an outlier in those two population and labor force growth metrics.

There, you know, there's a university system that's a state capital.

It's kind of a job center.

It does really well with those.

However, housing affordability is, it's a big issue in Dane County.

One of the interesting things that we saw was that we have a lot of population growth areas specifically in northern Wisconsin, which is kind of surprising to a lot of people when they read it.

We have seven counties that are, I think, in the top 20% nationwide in terms of population growth.

And some of those are in northern Wisconsin.

However, we have no counties in the top 20% in terms of labor force growth.

Top 20% nationwide.

So what that means is that the population growth is driven by either Children you know people zero to 18 or not in the workforce Oh or 65 at older who are retired and not in the workforce You know what we see in Wisconsin is a lot of that population growth is driven by those that are 65 and older retired not in the workforce Specifically in the northern counties in Wisconsin.

That's where the population growth is is It's driven by that age cohort

Greg Bach

When things like this come to light because I thought it was very interesting the way you framed it is that you know, Wisconsin is growing but still lagging when people see these types of things, you know As far as the attractiveness of Wisconsin for both, you know the family and for businesses, how do things like this affect that as far as the

the marketability of the state.

Not just counties, because people can look at Milwaukee and say, I want to move to Milwaukee, but it's like Chicago.

They don't think Illinois, they think the state of Chicago.

But when you see these types of things in these reports here, it does affect how attractive they can be, whether it's moving your family there or bringing a business there.

How do these types of, not your reports so much, but the information there in

affect the attractiveness of the state then for against say like in Illinois or Minnesota.

Kevin Dospoy

Sure, I mean against you say the state of Chicago which I think is an interesting phrase because you know it's true.

I mean when you think of Illinois you think of Chicago and there's that huge big city vibe that younger people really are attracted to and it's hard to compete with that right.

Now Madison and Dane County I think do a really good job competing with that.

with the university system and the social amenities that are existent in Dane County.

In terms of how it represents the state, we're trying to bring information to light in an easily understood format for local leaders and state leaders.

And we're trying to, if you notice in the report, we don't prescribe any policy prescriptions or we don't advocate for any policies.

We just want

We want the information to get into the right hands for people to look at and say, look, this is nonpartisan.

It's nonpolitical.

We're not advocating for anything.

This is the information in as easily understood format as we can provide.

And here you go.

Make the right decisions.

So in terms of how it reflects the state, I think it's important that the right data and the correct data is out there.

Pete Schwabba

Our guest is Director of Forward Analytics, Kevin Dospoy.

He joins us here at Nightlight.

We're talking about the overall state of the economy in Wisconsin, housing, labor force, all kinds of fun stuff.

You mentioned just a moment ago, Kevin, that Northern Wisconsin, you're seeing growth, but not necessarily in the labor.

What is drawing people to Northern?

I live in Northern Wisconsin.

I'm in the Marinette area, and we have a couple of big companies here, but...

Oftentimes people don't move here.

They move to a city halfway between here and Green Bay because as you said, they want to be closer to bigger cities.

What is drawing people to northern Wisconsin in your opinion?

Kevin Dospoy

Sure.

So there's two things there.

First, you mentioned that people want to live in bigger cities, but they commute to these other areas where these jobs are located.

There's an interesting phenomenon called stretch commuting, I think it's referred to, where people are living further and further and further away from work these days.

But what our report looks at is what we've written about before is specifically after COVID is when we saw a lot of the population growth in northern Wisconsin.

And the data doesn't 100% show this, but we're pretty confident that that through inferences that this is true is that what happened is

people either through remote work or retiring early, they moved full time to their summer homes, summer cottages, winter cottages, whatever, and they moved full time to these residences because what we saw was that the population grew, housing starts didn't grow any more than normal, new construction and homes didn't grow any more than normal.

So you have an increase in residents that are there full time.

You don't have any increased tax revenue because there's no new bills to raise any additional tax revenue.

You might see an additional bump in sales tax revenue because people are there full-time.

But then you also see, since people are there full-time and they're typically retired, they're drawing more or typically that age groups uses more social services in terms of EMS services, things like that.

So there's no additional tax revenue.

It's costing counties and local governments a little bit more money.

And we see that population growth, though we're not seeing a growth in labor force because they're typically aged out of the labor force.

Greg Bach

Wow, okay, I mean that's I never you never think about that I know I have I have friends who have done what you described just what you said and on top of the fact that like access to certain things too as far as like

We've got hospitals closing in those areas.

There's less access to certain services that just blows my mind that they would move there and possibly have to travel two, three hours to a hospital.

But we're talking to Kevin Dospoy, who is the director of Forward Analytics, and we're gonna take a break in a little bit.

But I wanna kind of pose a question to you now with regard to...

With Ford analytics, you say it's non-partisan, non-political.

You're not prescribing any sort of fixes to this.

But I feel like what anyone says, it's non-political.

The first thing people want to say was, oh, it's non-political.

OK, well, it's going to be political.

But with Ford analytics, how do you, and we'll take your answer after the break.

But looking at what you do and how do you approach people who want to immediately shut you down saying anything in there that disagrees with me,

has to be political.

So therefore, I don't want to listen to it.

How do you break through that noise and say, no, here's the details.

Here are the statistics.

You do with it what you want.

But we'll talk more about that with you on the other side of the break.

We are talking to Kevin Despoys from Ford Analytics discussing the economic viability of Wisconsin in their new report, which will be in our show notes when you go click at civicmedia.us slash shows.

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We are going to continue our conversation right now with Kevin Dospoy, who is the director of forward analytics discussing

a report as well as an article on Wisconsin's economic viability and something I very much used a lot of words to ask in the previous segment was with your group being non-partisan, non-political, and you're just offering the data, how do you break through the noise of people who don't want to accept the information you have, whether it's the regular person sitting at their phone or maybe the politician who can actually do something with this information?

Kevin Dospoy

Sure, it is that's a difficult question because it's

Greg Bach

a

Kevin Dospoy

difficult process, right?

We have I think that we've built a reputation for being non-partisan and non-political in that a Lot of our research is strictly data.

It's just presented in a very, you know, we try to present it in a really easy to read format now You know there have been instances where we've had

you know, people from either side of the aisle say, well, what about this?

What about that?

We're not going to write about any specific policy from the left or the right.

Pete Schwabba

We're

Kevin Dospoy

not going to do that.

But we've had, for instance, we wrote about, we did a report on childcare.

And this was during the days of childcare counts when that was all being kind of renewed.

You know, there was a lot of pressure to say, does this one policy work?

Or does this one policy or deregulation work?

You know, what's the right answer?

Unfortunately, the right answer is a little bit of both.

We're not going to advocate for an individual policy, but we're going to give you the data that show what may work or what has worked in other states or other communities.

So it's difficult, but I think it's doable if you're just persistent enough with accurate and easily read data.

Pete Schwabba

Great.

Kevin in regard to Wisconsin being an older state I read something that you recently put out that said the 65 to 84 age group in Wisconsin increased by 40 almost 42% That's incredible in 10 years And the population between one and five Decreased like by 10% or something like that when it comes to the housing market like here in Marinette.

I see houses in town that are just

basic houses for $200,000, which doesn't sound like a lot in Madison or Milwaukee, but here in this little town, that's a ton of money.

Do you see a change or anything kind of swaying in the housing market, given our older population in the near future, like a lot of these people own homes?

Do we have, is there a silver lining we can at least look forward to housing prices coming down?

Kevin Dospoy

Oh, that is another tricky question.

So when we wrote about, no, that's

Pete Schwabba

what I'm here for, right?

Just trying to get as much information out of you as I can here.

Kevin Dospoy

So we wrote a report specifically on housing, and then it was a little bit ago we wrote one on aging care and kind of the elder care sector, I guess is the right word.

We wrote about the

increased demand in nursing homes such as living facilities, skilled nursing facilities, things like that.

And I think that's where we came up with that, where we estimated that population growth.

And more and more, the demand for skilled nursing facilities, which are those facilities that need the highest level of medical care, the demand for those facilities has been decreasing, you know, since at least when we measure the year 2000.

The demand for beds in those facilities has been decreasing because

the care that's provided in that lower level of the residential care apartment complexes, the facilities like that, assisted living facilities, has gotten better and increased and has been more funded.

But as we're seeing now, more and more people are choosing and they're able to what's called age in place.

And that just means staying in your home.

You don't want to sell your home.

You don't want to move into an assisted living facility or a skilled nursing facility.

the baby boom generation kind of moves into that 65, 75 plus age range, they're choosing to age in place because they

Pete Schwabba

can.

You know,

Kevin Dospoy

they just have to make, you know, sometimes they may have to make modifications to their current home, whether that's, you know, single story, wider hallways, bathroom modifications, things like that.

So that's becoming more and more popular and it's keeping people in their homes longer, which is, you know, it's a good thing.

People want to age in place.

They spent their whole life.

you know, building and paying for their home.

They want to age in place and now they're able to.

But that is reducing the number of homes on the market.

Greg Bach

Fascinating.

Yeah.

I just wonder for folks, you know, of Dom's age, will they ever have that?

Like, you know, will there ever be an afford?

Will there ever be before?

Or what is their version, I guess, of an affordable house will be one day.

But that's for another conversation.

Before we get out of here real quick, I'm going to ask a super serious question, Kevin.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Ready.

It is National Cocktail Day.

What is your favorite cocktail?

It doesn't have to be a

Kevin Dospoy

cocktail.

I'm really simple.

I'm just another light guy.

There you go.

That's all it takes.

Pete Schwabba

That's a great answer because your head is flooded with numbers all day.

I'm sure you just want your drinking to be easy.

Something to relax, right?

Kevin Dospoy

Something to relax.

It's real simple, real basic.

I'm happy.

Greg Bach

There you go.

For me, like I go to a ballgame, I drink a high life.

I'm not drinking one of these $40 beers or cocktails.

I'm like, no, give me a big can of

I'll take that for $13.

Thank you very much.

But Kevin, thank you so much for being here.

Kevin Dospoy is the director of Four Analytics.

You can check out all of the information in our show notes by going to civicmedia.us slash shows.

Look for Nightlight and you can find our show there for you to read this for yourself.

Because as he said, they put this into ways that we can read as we're not data.

We're not data brains.

It's easy to ingest and take in the information and make your own decisions on what you think is important.

So Kevin, thank you so much for being here.

We appreciate your time tonight.

Thanks, Kevin.

Kevin Dospoy

Thank you very much.

I appreciate it.

Greg Bach

All right, folks, we're going to come right back after the news.

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Really quick, I just want to throw a shout out to Breton Brown, dear, who referred to our Marinette.

uh, Racine

Pete Schwabba

and

Greg Bach

Madison as the Yadar hazer triangle, yadah here triangle.

So I really like that.

That's a t-shirt.

So I'm just going to put that out there.

That, that's all I got to say about that one, but that was wonderful, Brett and brown deer.

Thank you so much.

Um, good first hour guys, right?

Yeah.

Caller from Marinette

I want to say too, I think that, uh, Christmas city, USA here, Marinette brings more street cred to the Yadar hay of that triangle.

You guys are.

sort of closer to civilization.

We're holding down the fort here when it comes to the outer hate, but you will find people in Marinette that go, oh, that's a UP accent.

Pete Schwabba

You know,

Caller from Marinette

and I'm like, oh, across the river.

Yeah.

Okay.

Apparently the continental divide runs between a man at Monomony.

But

Greg Bach

yeah, that's the funny one.

I like that.

They just want desperately not to sound like people in Fargo.

That's what they want.

I just, I just, I mean, I

Yeah, as long as you don't say milk or bad bag or whatever.

I'm good.

I'm good.

Uh, before we get into the question of the night, Pete, if it's okay with

Pete Schwabba

you,

Greg Bach

I want to give a quick update on one of our big three stories from earlier in the show.

Oh yeah.

If you're just joining us right now, you can always listen to the first hour by going to civicmedia.us slash shows.

Look for nightlight download.

It's two episodes a day.

You can always catch up, but we had a first hour just now.

We're in the second hour.

We have our big three stories in the beginning.

And one of the stories we talked about was Alan Richardson being involved in a scuffle while really controlling the scuffle as he beat the crud out of neighbor for what I believe were real reasons.

And if you want to find out more, go back and listen.

We talked about there.

But this is via screen rant by way of the Hollywood Reporter.

Alan Richardson will not be facing criminal charges after getting into an altercation with his neighbor.

Brentwood Police Captain Stephen Pepin stated, after reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued.

Mr. Richardson's actions were found to be in self-defense.

Wow.

What a surprise.

I never thought I'd get goosebumps for justice ever again.

All right, baby.

Caller from Marinette

He you know first of all you got to be a little crazy to mess with that guy Let's say you even know how to fight or you took a martial arts or something his sheer mass Yeah, and I was surprised Greg when I read this article today.

He's six three He looks like he's like six nine on that show and it's probably the way they shoot it But he is a mountain of a human being

Greg Bach

you say you said crazy to fight him

I'm going to take it a step further.

I'm going to say you are incalculably stupid if you try to fight him, unless you look like him or you're like one of those small, we all knew those small guys growing up who just got into fights for no reason because they were trying to prove something.

But yeah, I see Alan, if I see anyone on a motorcycle, I'm not standing in front of it, let alone reach her.

No, thank you.

I'll be like, have a good day folks.

I'm glad you're connecting with your kids.

So this guy

Caller from Marinette

obviously wanted to pick a fight with a big celebrity.

Yes.

Maybe he saw it as a payday.

I don't know.

Or he hates Hollywood, whatever it is.

But, you know, that that I my inclination toward when I read the story is like something's not right here.

So that's

Greg Bach

a

Caller from Marinette

surprise

Greg Bach

me.

Well, and also, I don't know if he knew if it was Alan Richardson or not, but doesn't matter.

It just doesn't matter.

Right.

But this is a guy who was getting too big for his britches.

His hat choices were very clear.

You mean we're talking about Ronnie, right?

Caller from Marinette

Red hat Ronnie over here.

Oh,

Greg Bach

red hat Ronnie.

I think you're in

Caller from Marinette

your 50s.

Go by Ron.

Ronald, unless

Greg Bach

you're a wide

Caller from Marinette

receiver,

Greg Bach

come on.

I mean, I've got like a, I've got like a 75 year old uncle named Ronnie, but he's a Ronnie.

When you look at me like, oh, you're a Ronnie.

You are a Ronnie for sure.

But sometimes it just works.

Yeah, exactly.

Uh, but yeah, I wanted to give that quick little update because

Pete Schwabba

that's what we care

Greg Bach

about here at night.

Like the news.

So we break all the big stories.

We break all the big stories.

We can never put them back together again.

All right.

Today, Pete is national cocktail day, which prompted, yes, big day, which prompted the very important question.

But before we get into that, Dom, can you play us the music?

Let's talk about the question.

Okay, question.

Question.

Question.

Pregunta.

Question.

Question.

Caller from Marinette

Okay, I have a question.

Questions.

This question.

Domanda.

Question.

Question.

Questions.

In honor of National Cocktail Day, folks, what is your cocktail of choice?

We just heard from our guest, Kevin Daspoi, in the last segment, he goes Miller Lite.

Nice and easy, mellow, nothing fancy, but get as crazy as you want or take it easy as you, take it easy as much as you want.

What is your favorite cocktail or your cocktail of choice?

And it can be a mocktail too, as Greg mentioned earlier.

So

Pete Schwabba

before

Caller from Marinette

we get to some texts, I, one of our faves, Sydney politics on the stream says kitty cocktail,

Greg Bach

but he spelled it

Caller from Marinette

K-I-T-T-Y like there's a cat involved somehow.

Greg Bach

Pete, I can't drink that.

I can't drink that.

Caller from Marinette

Cause it's the kitty.

I'm allergic to cats.

Greg Bach

If you drink it fast enough, you know,

Caller from Marinette

I'm just gonna get, I'm gonna get it all sniffly.

And you don't even get the pleasure of catching a buzz with a kitty cocktail, but

Greg Bach

no.

It's

Caller from Marinette

also known as a Shirley Temple that can be quite delicious and refreshing.

Nothing

Greg Bach

wrong with

Caller from Marinette

that.

Thank you, Sidney.

He says, Happy Persian New Year, which was Friday and I missed the chance to say it and three.

There's a third.

This is a trilogy text from our pal city.

He says, my girlfriend, Rachel, I know Rachel.

I've met her wonderful

Greg Bach

person.

She says,

Caller from Marinette

started a new job Monday.

Please wish her luck.

Well, good luck, Rachel.

It's

Greg Bach

Rachel.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Caller from Marinette

And congrats for nailing down a job in this market.

That's pretty

Greg Bach

proff to Rachel, right?

Come on.

Yeah, absolutely.

Just no, thank you.

Caller from Marinette

All right.

I think we got to read some texts, guys.

Let's get through some of these listener texts.

Love when everybody participates in the show.

We've got from WMDX, listening at WMDX, 414 says brandy old fashioned.

I knew we were going to get a few of those.

Greg Bach

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

But the question then is sweet or sour.

And I know people will say it was Wisconsin so sour or sweet, but you never know.

People have their inclinations.

There you go.

For sure.

Let's see here, an author of the Facebook page.

I don't know who this was.

It says, Martini with just a bit of dirt or a whiskey.

Old fashioned sweet.

I don't know what that means.

Wait a minute.

I commented.

You wrote that as the Facebook page, not as

Caller from Marinette

yourself.

See, I don't understand that.

I didn't post the question, but I still, I have access to it.

So I thought I was doing that as Pete Schwabba.

Greg Bach

No, you didn't.

Martini with just a little bit of dirt or a whiskey.

So is that you making fun of an old-fashioned sour?

No,

Caller from Marinette

no,

Greg Bach

I like

Caller from Marinette

a whiskey old-fashioned sweet.

And when it comes to martinis, I don't like a full-blown dirty martini,

Greg Bach

but I

Caller from Marinette

do like a dash of dirt in there, a little olive juice.

Greg Bach

Can I, okay, can I tell you a really weird thing?

Please.

Okay, so my wife, love of my life, best person in the world, loves, loves, loves.

Dirty martini the dirtier the better so like she's like pick up the little cup and pour the olive juice in there And it's dirty as possible.

Okay, cool, right fine.

That's good.

Hey, it's olives.

Unknown Speaker

What?

Caller from Marinette

Interesting, right?

So the mix with that and vermouth or did she like Jen or vodka?

Greg Bach

She usually gets a vodka.

I can never wrap my brain around that because when we go out for our Bloody Marys on Saturdays, I always take her olive because she doesn't want it.

But if you give her a martini, she's like, the dirtier the better.

I'm like, I don't understand you right now.

Caller from Marinette

Greg, marry that girl.

Greg Bach

Oh, a thousand times over.

If I ask her to marry, I ask her to marry me at least once a month.

And she always says, yes, please.

And that makes me happy because the day she doesn't say that, I'm going to be sad.

Let's see.

Mary on the Facebook says brandy old fashioned sweet with cherries muddled if I have the option.

There you go.

That's a, that's a, that's called mixology right there.

Caller from Marinette

Absolutely.

She knows her stuff.

Brian from the nine two zero says seagrams at VO straight up.

I guess.

Greg Bach

All right.

There you go.

Thanks

Caller from Marinette

for, thank you, Brian.

Greg Bach

Tiff on the Facebook says, I overwhiskied and overbranded in my youth on Wisconsin.

So that usually leads most people in the same.

So I lay off, I have a mocktail or something, not Wisconsin.

So it's vodka, gimlets or martinis for me

Caller from Marinette

now.

Unknown Speaker

Wow.

Caller from Marinette

I love that is not a quitter.

Thank you, Tiff.

That's

Greg Bach

awesome.

That reminds me of the Keith Moon story where the doctor said, if you keep drinking a pint of vodka a day, you're going to die.

So he switched to like,

Whiskey

Caller from Marinette

Do you want to know you remember he was the drummer for the who correct correct?

Yes.

Yes Keith moon There was a since we both have stand-up in our backgrounds Greg.

Pete Schwabba

There

Caller from Marinette

was a club in Flint, Michigan Okay, Grand Blank actually but Flint is right next door the days in where they put the comics up was in

Pete Schwabba

Flint

Caller from Marinette

Yeah pool there that is the pool that Keith moon drove his car into nice

Greg Bach

and

Caller from Marinette

the pool at least as of 25 years ago was still there awesome piece of history

I love that.

Greg Bach

I love that.

Um,

Caller from Marinette

Brett from brown deer says, my drink of choice is a shot of Jack and a PBR.

If I'm drinking a cocktail, it's a brandy old fashioned.

Greg Bach

There you

Caller from Marinette

go.

Greg Bach

Okay.

I like how you go back and forth.

That's important to do it.

Important to have options.

So, um, Patrick on Facebook, this is a bit of a long one, but he gives us a recipe.

So a squashed strawberry alley cat.

It's 12.

It's 12 large strawberries chopped, three ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de mince, one ounce of sugar, a thimble of grape pucker.

Good Lord.

A soup con, soup con of cinnamon, a touch of rumple mince.

My God.

Okay, now you're just getting weird, a grimace of red wine and a child's laughter.

All right, you know what?

I feel like I was led down a road here that just wanted me to read bigger and bigger SAT words.

Have we just been had?

I think we've been had had.

Caller from Marinette

Jim from Brookfield says, Hi, Pete and Greg, my daughter has become quite the mixologist.

She's

Greg Bach

four years

Caller from Marinette

old.

Kidding, I added that.

This past Thanksgiving, she mixed up an apple cider old fashioned using apple cider and premade old fashioned called Soul Boxer.

That is currently my favorite cocktail.

Fantastic.

Greg Bach

Thank you.

Joe, and if you ask my mom what her favorite cocktail is, it's going to be a margaritas that we drink a lot of last Thursday.

A lot of them.

Some idiot named Greg on the Facebook page says Bloody Mary all day.

That's me.

I love Bloody Mary.

But not the

Caller from Marinette

$30

Greg Bach

kind.

Well, I mean, yeah, no, of course not the $30 kind, but like I didn't know.

I should have asked her.

I should have asked her.

I should have asked her.

But also Heidi says Moscow Mule.

I love a Moscow Mule.

I do.

I love a Moscow Mule.

Oh, so tasty.

That's a great one.

It's literally a drink that is refreshing.

Caller from Marinette

Totally like a margarita in a lot of ways or a mojito.

Yeah, Tyler in Wisconsin Rapids says Looney Tunes Rhode Island red versus the chicken hawk

Greg Bach

What's happening right now?

What's happening right now?

Are

Caller from Marinette

you still going with social media Greg?

Greg Bach

Yeah, I am I just have no idea what all those words meant Let's see here.

Oh Sarah on the Facebook says NA Moscow mule cranberry lime and ginger beers

Oh, I'm trying that because I don't drink too much, but I love mocktail versions.

So thank you, Sarah, for that one.

Cranberry, lime and ginger beer.

Amazing.

Caller from Marinette

That'll work.

Robert in in lacrosse says tangerine, rosemary, cocktail.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Excellent.

Robert.

Thank you very much.

Greg Bach

All right.

Well,

Caller from Marinette

Chris in Sun Prairie says he's got a two for here lately.

I've been really feeling Manhattan's.

Oh, I like that poll.

And then he says but I kind of feel like a fraud because I'm not that fancy

Greg Bach

I saw that before and do not feel never like what you like You're as fancy as you'd like to be whether your cocktail is a three paragraph long description or a Miller light You stick to what's you baby?

All right.

Thank you to everyone who?

Reached out we'll get to some more of them's at the end of

Pete Schwabba

the show in

Greg Bach

the nightcap but coming up after the break we're gonna be talking to

I'm going to be joining us tonight.

I'm going to be joining us tonight.

I'm going to be standing up comedian and writer Greg Schwem, who is going to be joining us talking about

Pete Schwabba

his column hotel humor here.

A

Greg Bach

night like Pete Schwabba.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Humor hotel.

I can read your list of nightlife.

Pete Schwabba and Greg.

Don't go anywhere.

Stay close.

Pete Schwabba

Hi, welcome back.

It is so great to have you here, folks.

This is a Tuesday night here at the Civic Media Network.

You've got Nightlight with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach, Dom Lee.

Dom Lee, as we affectionately call him, work in the board.

Dom, you never told us your favorite cocktail.

Expresso martini.

Boom, right there.

Wow.

Expresso martini.

That is, that

Greg Bach

is.

Fast.

Pete Schwabba

I like

Greg Bach

it.

Pete Schwabba

He's like, he's like, express my team.

Next.

It's too fast.

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

I have a feeling our next guest is going to have a great answer to that question.

He is a very funny stand-up comedian who is also a nationally syndicated columnist and writes a column called The Humor Hotel for Tribune Media Services.

We are joined now by the very funny and swell guy, Greg Schwem.

Hey, buddy.

Greg Schwem

Hey, Pete.

Hey, Greg.

How are you?

Greg Bach

Doing well.

How are you, Donate?

Greg Schwem

Excellent.

Dom Dominic.

Did you see the Saturday Live sketch?

The espresso martini safe room?

Greg Bach

I did.

It

Dom Lee

was

Greg Schwem

just like that a couple of weeks ago.

And it was it was when girls had too many espresso martini that they had a safe room for them to do whatever they wanted.

And yeah, now you've just just totally weirded out the whole concept of that sketch.

Pete Schwabba

Dom you're not allowed in that safe room

Dom Lee

No

Pete Schwabba

Greg it's good to see you.

Do you have a favorite cocktail of choice on national cocktail day?

Greg Schwem

I national cocktail day.

I would say you know what I'm so lame I my my

go to cocktail is a vodka and tonic, which I think works anywhere.

However, just this, this a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and I, we go to this Asian cocktail bar.

And I, which is called it's in Chicago, and it's called wangs.

And don't judge it.

All right.

So wangs, the Asian cocktail bar.

But I have this one.

And it's got vodka and sake.

which

Dom Lee

is a

Greg Schwem

bad combination right

Dom Lee

there, and

Greg Schwem

leachy fruit, which totally makes the vodka and the sake untasteable.

Greg Bach

Oh, God, that makes my

Greg Schwem

head hurt.

You're cringing just hearing the ingredients,

Dom Lee

and

Pete Schwabba

I had

Greg Schwem

two of those, and it was a really, really interesting walk home after two of those things.

Pete Schwabba

I will say this.

I'm not going to judge you or a place called Wangs because when I lived in LA of a few blocks away, there was a place called Big Wangs.

I don't judge anybody by their

Greg Schwem

establishments.

Pete Schwabba

I

Greg Schwem

do like margaritas too.

Those

Pete Schwabba

are all same.

Here's my issue with margaritas.

Yeah, I like them strong not because I'd like want to get drunk faster, but

When a margarita is too sweet, it's not good, and you have to put more alcohol in it to make it take it.

It's a great mix, but you do get drunk faster.

That's the problem.

Greg Bach

When I was younger, I would always get the, what do they call it?

There's on ice, and there's the other one.

I always get frozen.

And then one day I realized like, I'm an adult.

I'm on ice from now on.

It just felt like, because the frozen ones are so, they're so cold and they're so sugary that they give you sugar shock.

And as I found out personally last week, just from any kind of margarita, there's so much sugar that it really, that is actually what kicks in your hangover the next day.

It's not so much the booze.

It's the fact that you've dehydrated yourself through the sugar.

So.

Taking a break from Margaritas for maybe

Greg Schwem

sugar shock and brain freeze.

Greg Bach

Yep.

Greg Schwem

Yeah.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Pete Schwabba

Um, Greg, let's talk about your, your most recent article.

I just love this.

Uh, you said, um, and for all Greg stuff, check out the humor hotel at Tribune media services.

Great stuff.

Um, you said that 53% of Americans feel like other people are bad.

I'm assuming a sign of the polarizing times we live in, but then you compared that to Canada, where Canadians say 92% of people are good.

What is going on

Greg Schwem

there?

It wasn't me that said that.

I was quoting a Pew research study, which said the same thing though.

It said 53% of Americans think their fellow Americans are bad.

And you know what, the first thing that came to mind, every time I hear a study like that, I always think of that,

joke and I think you know it was like I think multiple comedians did this

Dom Lee

and it

Greg Schwem

was always like there was like some study that said like 30% of Americans were gay and the joke was so look to your left and look to your right.

If those people are straight, it's you.

That's that's what I thought.

But yeah, so pure research said that 53% of Americans think their fellow Americans are quote unquote morally and ethically bad.

And then they compared it to other countries.

And Canada came out on top saying that like 90 they thought that 90% of their fellow Canadians were good people.

Greg Bach

Geez, I just

that.

Oh my gosh.

I'm totally stunned by that because you.

Yeah, it makes me it makes me sad because I don't want to think that I don't want to think that about people like I know there are people out there that I disagree with I know there are people out there that are legitimately not good people but I don't want to believe that there are so many bad people out there that's like overwhelming I just it's

That's difficult for me.

It doesn't it doesn't shock me at all that the Canadians think that most of their country has got their Canadians.

But whoa.

Well,

Greg Schwem

my article went on to say that I think there's a difference between bad and annoying.

You

Greg Bach

know, I

Greg Schwem

don't think we think that our fellow Americans are necessarily bad people.

I think that we just get annoyed

Greg Bach

very

Greg Schwem

easily with little things.

And I

Greg Bach

brought up

Greg Schwem

I brought up examples like, you know, I said the guy in my condominium building who's constantly pushing the up

button when it's already lit.

I don't think that makes him a bad person, but he's an annoying person.

I really don't want to be in the elevator with this dude.

I was on the phone with my credit card company to get today, and I'm sure you've gone through this too.

You type in your 16-digit

credit

Pete Schwabba

card.

Oh,

Greg Schwem

yes.

And then you get a person and they say, Hey, can you give me your credit card number?

And I'm like, well, what did I just do there?

That was annoying.

Pete Schwabba

Just expended all that energy for nothing.

Greg, we're going to do a very quick break.

When we come right back, we'll be, we'll have more with our pal comedian and syndicated columnist Greg Schwem.

We're talking about his article.

If you're a good person, you're likely, you're most likely close to a bad one.

We'll get into it more on the other side of the break.

This is Pete Schwab and Greg Bach and Nightlight.

Dom Lee

i was thinking to myself this could be heaven and this could be hell then she lit up a candle and she showed

Pete Schwabba

How about this is Nightlight with Pete Schwabba, sitting across the stage for me is Mr. Greg Bach, and holding down the fort in Madison is Dom Lee.

It is great to have you with us on this Tuesday night.

Our question of the night is, in honor of National Cocktail Day, what is your cocktail of choice?

Our guest, Greg Schwem.

I've already forgotten what you said, Greg, but welcome

Greg Schwem

back.

I said vodka and tonic, and then if I want to go to a place called Wangs, it is a vodka splash.

Saki slash leachy fruit.

Pete Schwabba

How do I forget that?

That is the voice of Greg Schwem.

He is the author of the Humor Hotel, a great nationally syndicated column.

You can check out on Tribune Media Services.

He's also a very funny standup comic.

He joins us over the stream from Tennessee tonight.

Yeah.

I wanted to ask you again, Greg, pickleball.

You play?

I

Greg Schwem

do.

In fact, I'm playing tomorrow.

Pete Schwabba

Oh, sweet.

I love your article about it.

And especially Michelle to FOIA.

Uh, tell us, I

Greg Bach

was going to say, I thought you were leading into your like, Hey, do you play pickleball also?

Pete Schwabba

Well, pickleball

Greg Bach

politics.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah.

I mean, like we talked about Michelle to FOIA, like I just mentioned a few days ago, because she said everybody should hold, she's running for Senate Minnesota.

She said, everybody should stop buying Starbucks once a week to help pay for higher gas prices to support the war in Iran.

How she connected those dots, I have no idea.

But she said something even more crazy, which you mentioned in your article.

So please tell us how being a sideline reporter for the NFL, kiss you.

the talents to be a senator that's

Greg Schwem

my point is

Pete Schwabba

why

Greg Schwem

people are using these credentials to run for political office and and it's it's it's it's sports people you know and they keep using these sports metaphors and i you know and it's always like some ex-jocs saying

I can kick this country through the goalposts of success.

And Michelle Tafoya was something like when she announced she was running, she talks about how she's been on the sidelines.

She's talked to people during the big game at the most crucial of times.

And therefore,

I should be a senator.

And I was like, where do these things go?

And it's one after the other.

Greg, you were about to say.

I

Greg Bach

was just going to say, well, if that's the case, then I have an idea, then she can just become a reporter at the Capitol.

There you go.

She can be on the sidelines talking to the senators and the

Greg Schwem

congresspeople.

So the whole thing was, I was going to say, you know, hi, I'm Greg Schwem, you know, husband, father, pickleball player.

Do you ever, you know, aren't you tired of these?

Pickleball you I've ever gone to a city court and seen all the pickleball courts that are taken we need we need common sense and to get rid of these pickleball hogs and that's what I'm bringing to Washington and therefore I want to be the secretary of state or the vice president or something it's like come on what what does this have to do with running for political office so she's the latest

And

Greg Bach

I mean,

Greg Schwem

there was just something about that, that, uh, commercial that just really irritated

Greg Bach

me.

Well, I guess I just look at it from the point of it, Herschel Walker walked so she could run.

I mean, that's just really well.

Greg Schwem

So there you go.

He has a talk show.

There you go, guys.

You have talk shows too.

Pete Schwabba

Wait, who did you say has a talk show and wants to run for president?

Greg Schwem

Is it Stephen Smith or the guy on ESPN?

Pete Schwabba

Oh,

Greg Schwem

Stephen

Greg Bach

A. Smith.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He says he's

Greg Schwem

thinking about running for president.

Greg Bach

I love it when they say, I haven't ruled out the dot, dot, dot.

I'm like, no one's trying to rule you in, bro.

Seriously.

Pete Schwabba

It's great.

Greg Bach

Who ruled you in?

Pete Schwabba

Yeah, and it's kind of weird enough when when you are a quarterback or a running back or whatever like well You know I was on the field and that qualifies me for office.

No, it doesn't you were

Dom Lee

a great

Pete Schwabba

athlete I'm not saying you can't do that.

Maybe you'd be good at it, but it doesn't automatically and she's saying I was a

A sideline reporter that somehow, if that qualifies her, hey, I love to watch football.

And I sit on my couch and do it.

And I've seen what she does.

So maybe I could be like a state senator with those

Greg Schwem

qualifications.

Tommy Tuberville, who's now is a senator in Alabama and is running for governor of Alabama.

He's like, as you all know, I'm a coach.

I'm a recruiter.

And

Greg Bach

what else?

You're a guy who withheld military pension or military promotions for your own game.

Greg Schwem

Guys,

Greg Bach

I just want to make this announcement really quick here here on Night Light with Pete Schwabba and Greg Bach on the Civic Meeting Network.

Once a long time ago for my nephew's fourth birthday, I bought him a football.

I'm running for governor now.

Dom Lee

So because I

Greg Bach

feel like in that day when I was shopping on

Well, it was, okay.

My mom bought the football for me.

She signed it.

It's not the point.

The point is I understand the economy and I understand governments.

So vote for me.

I've held up.

I've, I've, I've, I've signed a card that my mom bought for me saying, I hope you love this football, Ben.

That, that's,

Greg Schwem

yep.

Greg Bach

Who wants to get in my campaign?

Pete Schwabba

Boy.

And if ever there was a politician, like they can shoehorn anything into a conversation, but Michelle Tafoya is on record now three times and you're like, whoa,

Dom Lee

this would be

Pete Schwabba

interesting because I don't get.

And Tommy Tuberville, of course, who you just mentioned has a, what was his thing?

Oh yeah, he was the one who was obsessed with male cheerleaders.

I don't know if that was healthy or unhealthy, but he really picks his issues as well.

How did you know, Greg, when you see like when you're just watching the news, how do you know

I've got a column.

That's great.

Greg Schwem

Yeah, you know, that's, that's a great question, Pete.

I mean, I just feel like when I write, when I write, um, I want to come up with some topic that either everybody is talking about or is that is so insane that it, it becomes funny.

Um, you know, and, uh, or sometimes I will try to gauge the conversation.

Like, you know, we, I wrote a column a couple of weeks ago about do you use

Hotel room service

Dom Lee

and

Greg Schwem

the reason I did that is because I stayed at this I stayed at the planet Hollywood in Vegas for I had a corporate gig out there about a month ago and first of all The first thing they tell you even when you book the room.

It's a it's like, okay The room is $79 a night, but the resort fee is $62 and which covers like housekeeping and using the pool which is closed

in Vegas in February.

And the use of the health club, which I'm not going to be using because I'm busy and I'm working all day.

But the housekeeping service was the one that kind of threw me because I have found myself more and more not using housekeeping.

Like when I go for like a day or two.

Yeah.

I mean, that used to be used to be, you know, when you stay in a hotel, that was one of the the luxuries of staying in a hotel was that somebody came in and claimed your room.

And now

I find myself just being like, no, just stay out of the room.

I don't feel like getting out so you can come in.

And I thought, are there other people out there?

So somebody will go out to social media.

And I'll be like, how do you feel about this?

And it was amazing how many other people didn't use housekeeping service as well.

What about you guys?

Greg Bach

I have never noticed a housekeeping fee on my hotel.

I'm the same way.

Like I rarely stayed a hotel for more than maybe three nights, depending on the reason.

And I think if I went beyond that, maybe I'd have them clean up, but I almost always tell them no, because nowadays they say it's not even, it's not even a thing of like, put your do not disturb sign up.

Like they want you to say, like, tell us if you don't want it.

Ryan, I generally don't want it because I'm a fairly clean person.

I don't want my stuff.

I don't care about, I'm like, I'm not like hiding anything, but

I also don't want you rearranging my room.

Even if it's a mess, it's my mess.

Let me live in my mess for 48 hours.

That's

Greg Schwem

what you do at home, right?

Clean up your own place, right?

What about you?

Pete Schwabba

Yeah, I'm the same way.

I don't I don't like like the same deal.

I can use the same towel more than once.

This is not, you know, first of all, I'm not I have no illusions of grandeur.

I'm just a regular dude.

Give me one towel.

I'm fine.

I don't need to pretend I can live luxuriously.

What drives me crazy is when I put the do not disturb sign up and they still knock on the door.

Housekeeping.

Really?

Greg Schwem

What part of that didn't you read correctly?

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

Whether I'm working or I want to sleep, it's unbelievable to me.

But the resort fee cracks me up because you think they would factor that into the nightly fee, but that's probably how they suck you in.

Oh, this is only 125 bucks.

Oh, it's actually 250 after all the... It's crazy.

That's

Greg Bach

like...

That's like all those third party hotel websites where they're like, we'll get you this hotel room for $49.

And then after all their fees, it's the same price as the hotel.

And you're like, Oh, and on top of that, it's not a reservation.

You have to pay for it.

You don't go.

You've lost your money.

You can't cancel the reservation.

So I hotels are just it's every way they could.

And this is for a lot of places.

Any way they can nickel and dime you.

They will do it, but then they will pass it off as these are the savings you're getting.

No, you're not.

I've seen the bill.

I know what you're doing.

I'm not stupid.

Greg Schwem

Or the four PM check in and the 11 o'clock out.

Greg Bach

Yeah.

Greg Schwem

Yeah.

Check into like three, four in the afternoon.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah.

Whatever.

I was at a place recently in central Wisconsin.

We were visiting my daughter's a 10 a.m.

Checkout and a 4 p.m.

Check in.

It's like, why don't you just shorten it to eight hours?

So I got to go in lay down right away and wake up.

You know, is that what you're going for?

Why

Greg Schwem

don't you just put the side outside the hotel says hourly rates?

Greg Bach

Yeah, right here.

If you want, I'll tidy up.

If you give me a couple extra hours, I'll leave it noon, but I'll just I'll just start the cleaning process.

But

I

Greg Schwem

will

Greg Bach

say I will complain about hotels till I'm blue in the face, but I would, I will still much rather stay at a hotel than an Airbnb.

I just

Pete Schwabba

would much rather

Greg Bach

stay in a private locked room with a bunch of other private locker rooms than walking to someone's house going.

I don't like this at all.

Pete Schwabba

This is

Greg Bach

weird.

Pete Schwabba

Walk into someone's house, go and wear the cameras.

I want to be well when they're recording me.

SPEAKER_??

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

Greg Schwem is our guest.

He is a nationally syndicated columnist who writes his column called The Humor Hotel for Tribune Media Services, and he's a very funny stand-up comedian as well.

He joins us here periodically at night, late to talk about some of his articles that he writes and a little comedy.

I did notice, I think I'm gonna go back, because I wanted to mention this to you, Greg.

I think this was in your first article.

If you're a good person, you're most likely close to a bad one.

Only 23% of Americans find

marijuana use morally wrong compared with 91% and 70% of survey participants in Indonesia and Japan.

We don't have it here in Wisconsin, like I don't even smoke it, but I still feel like we should have it.

We're surrounded by states where it's legal.

I don't, Greg, what do you think about it?

Iowa

Greg Bach

has it.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah.

Iowa

Greg Schwem

needs it.

Yeah,

Pete Schwabba

maybe I

Greg Schwem

don't understand why Wisconsin doesn't have it is legal in Illinois.

And yeah, I just I guess I'm not not going to Indonesia anytime soon or Japan, but yeah, I think the fact that so many states have legalized it

Uh, you know, Illinois, my joke in my act is always, you know, three years ago, um, marijuana was a felony drug in Illinois and today it's a stocking stuffer.

That's, that's our opinion now on, on marijuana use in Illinois.

But, uh,

Pete Schwabba

we get, this is the perfect state too, Wisconsin.

Cause people come up here in the summer, you open a weed store in Monaco or Eagle River.

Oh my gosh, retire early.

That's insane.

Yeah.

Greg Schwem

Yeah.

Well, you do have things that we don't in Illinois.

You do.

Yeah.

Well, you do.

You have you have spotted cow beer.

Sure.

Oh, great.

Oh, we both

Pete Schwabba

have

Greg Schwem

something.

We both have something the other side wants.

And I think that is why we're getting along much better.

Pete Schwabba

Hey, we got it.

We got to coexist, right?

Greg Schwem

Right.

I go up real quick.

I go up to I go up to Wisconsin and people are like, you going to Wisconsin?

Hey, they lower their voice.

You're like, can

Pete Schwabba

you?

Greg Schwem

Yeah.

I'm like,

Pete Schwabba

why

Greg Schwem

are you whispering?

It's legal up there.

Pete Schwabba

That's how good it is, buddy.

And you know it.

Uh, Hey bud, thank you so much.

As always so much fun.

Uh, break a leg on stage and let's do this again soon.

Greg Schwem

Absolutely.

All

Pete Schwabba

right.

Greg Schwem, check out the humor hotel on tribune media services.

This is a nightlight with peach wabba and Greg Bach.

We are coming back for the nightcap.

Greg (host)

It's time to wind it down.

Let's take a moment to look back and ask.

What did we learn today?

This is Nightcap with Greg and

Pete.

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Okay, that was like the most laid back, jazzy thing I've ever heard in my life, Dom.

It was very jazzy.

It was very,

Pete (host)

very jazzy,

Greg (host)

you know, sometimes.

Pete (host)

Oh

Greg (host)

my goodness.

We got to recap, you know?

We got to recap

Pete (host)

and

Greg (host)

that always includes jazz.

It always does, you know?

I don't disagree with that, Pete.

I mean, we are in the nightcap now.

Here we

Pete (host)

are in the

Greg (host)

nightcap, Pete.

I'm blown away by that sounder.

That was amazing.

Pete, what did you think of the show tonight?

Pete (host)

I liked it a lot.

And here's what I learned.

We've got a few texts left.

But before we do that, I want to tell you that I learned when Kevin was here that home prices are not going to go down even though we have a ton of old people in Wisconsin.

That's kind of morbid, I know.

That was an eye opener.

Greg (host)

I mean, I think they're going to see you're going to see a lot of people.

I'm going to predict this when, when those folks unfortunately pass, you're going to see a lot of people probably maybe buying a second home because they're probably, my guess is those homes probably are smaller, easier, easier to maintain.

They're more cabin like in their, in their location.

You'll probably be seeing some folks from around the country saying.

Oh, $250,000?

Nothing.

I got that in my couch cushion.

Boom.

Done.

Pete (host)

Probably.

Yeah.

And I've got, I love my house.

It's great.

Um, but I'm thinking more of like you said before, Greg, like people like Dom or my kids, I want them to be able to own a house if they want to too.

Yep.

Absolutely.

There you go.

What did you learn, Greg?

Greg (host)

Oh, man, well, I learned that, I almost said, Canadian.

I learned that Canada has a much higher opinion of each other than we do of each other here in America.

And I need to start looking at my hotel receipts for being charged for things I don't use.

So that's what I learned from both of our guests.

Pete (host)

Yes.

Also,

Greg (host)

you don't mess with Alan Richardson.

Pete (host)

Correct, obviously.

And you can laugh and learn.

I think that's what we learned from graduate.

Absolutely.

Whistler from Richland Center.

He's in the 608 or his phone is says Mike's Harder Green Apple.

Thank you, Whistler.

Okay.

Cam from Appleton says Molotov.

Okay.

No reason to get all mob ish here, Cam, but thank you for the text.

Okay.

Michael in Tosa says my favorite cocktail is a brandy old fashioned sweet.

Would you say that's our winner tonight?

Greg (host)

Yes.

Pete (host)

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Greg (host)

And I want to I've got one more.

here from the Facebook page.

It's a longer one.

This is a little bit of a description.

Then I got a little story about the brandy old fashions.

I want to tell you both.

So Daniel on Facebook says, my dad drank maybe once a year only when he went out to the trade wind supper club.

I know where that is.

Yeah.

He would have a brandy old fashion suite with cherries muddled, of course, to make us kids feel included.

He would order us kitty cocktails with cherries.

We felt like adults then.

So every once in a while, I will have, I will have a, a BOFs.

I don't know what that means.

Oh, brandy old fashion.

He made it initials.

Cool.

In his memory, my mom didn't drink at all, but once in a blue moon, Mary Bomber, St.

Anthony's Organist was over, over to our house and she would say, you know what?

I'm going to have a beer and my mom would reply, I'll have one with you.

I love that.

So wonderful.

Thank you so much for that, Daniel.

And yeah, I think old, I think brandy old fashions.

A win,

Pete (host)

sweet.

And we've got trade wins is here in Christmas City.

And I think I know that name, that Mary bomber name too.

So we've got a few more texts here, but go ahead, Greg.

I want to hear what you had to say about the, uh,

Greg (host)

I was just going to say that I went to Toronto a couple of years ago and I went into a bar with my brother-in-law and we were looking at the cocktail list and there was a brandy old fashioned brand.

I'm sorry, just a brand deal.

I'm sorry, old fashioned.

Uh, and I said, Oh, I wonder if they have a sweet like a, and my brother-in-law goes, what?

I said,

you know, brand, an old fashioned suite, like a, uh, with Brandy instead of whiskey.

And he goes, man, that's not a thing.

I'm like, what?

He's like, that's us.

That's not a thing.

That's, that's not a thing that exists.

I'm like, uh, and I, I got the bartender.

I said, Hey man, old fashioned with Brandy, a brand new old fashioned suite.

He goes, yeah, we don't do that.

I'm like, what are you?

Like all I'm saying is an old fashioned with Brandy instead of whiskey.

Like it's, I'm not, I didn't make this up myself.

And here's the kicker.

My brother-in-law went to the university of Wisconsin, Madison.

And he was telling me it didn't exist.

I had to take a moment.

I was like, you both are insane.

And I just, you know, just give me one of your cruddy beers.

Thank you very much.

So

Pete (host)

yeah.

It sounds like he held your ground though.

Oh

Greg (host)

my gosh.

I was so, I just,

Pete (host)

I, Matt, Matt from Eau Claire says Linies point is also good beer.

Good for you, Matt.

Sometimes Tom Collins, but Tangray will make you return crap.

You didn't think of stealing yet.

I love that.

John, we've got two more here.

John in Columbia County says, my cocktail of my choosing is a dirty vodka martini.

Well done, John.

Olives and just a whiff of white vermouth.

Greg (host)

And

Pete (host)

then 262 says margarita from Canitos Place in Milwaukee.

It sounds like a margarita.

Conejitos.

Conejitos.

Conejitos.

Greg (host)

Yeah, it's

Pete (host)

a

Greg (host)

Mexican restaurant where you order your food and as you're finishing your order, they bring you your food.

Pete (host)

See, this is making me, I haven't had a drink in over three years, like I mentioned.

I kind of want one right now.

Okay.

Let's make that happen if you want to.

I wasn't

Greg (host)

gonna

Pete (host)

quit forever.

Greg (host)

I

Pete (host)

didn't say you were.

I didn't

Greg (host)

just

Pete (host)

say I'm here

Greg (host)

to help.

I'm here to help.

I'm trying to support you and your journey.

My goodness.

All right.

I might have to call you after the show.

That's fine.

Absolutely.

I'm here for you, buddy.

Always and forever.

Dom, not so much.

All right, folks.

On

behalf of Pete,

I'm just

kidding.

I love you, buddy.

On behalf of Pete, I want to thank Dom and Tucker for being here as well as traffic and engineering.

As we always say, without you, nothing works.

Everyone who called.

texted, sent a live stream comment.

Our guests, Greg Schwem and Kevin Dospoy.

Thank you so much for being here, being a part of the show.

We appreciate that as well.

Oh, really quick here.

I gotta get to the thing here.

I didn't do this.

I'm so sorry.

Tomorrow, we're going to be talking to Frank Herman of Let Me Be Frank Productions and share what's coming up at the Meyer Theatre in Green Bay.

And our friend Martin Alvarado is back from the Madison Public Library to talk about his book picks, folks.

Don't go anywhere in the seven o'clock hour.

Another keyword for the break in the spring multi-state text doing contest.

So stay tuned, stay close, stay a part of this.

We love to have you here.

But for that all being said, Pete, say good night to the folks.

Pete (host)

Good night, Wisconsin.

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