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Travel, Trash Talk, and 20th Anniversary Tales (Hour 2)
Nite Lite with Pete Schwaba and Greg Bach · Tue Dec 2, 2025
What a fun night.
Boy, I'm telling you folks, as Tuesdays go, this is about as Tuesday as it can get.
We got Giving Tuesday, which we're celebrating here.
I'm going to give you some details in just a moment on that.
It's Travel Tuesday.
I've got a guest I'm about to introduce who has traveled a lot.
and was also part of the Godfather of Green Bay in the cast, and he made this great behind-the-scenes video.
We're gonna bring Mike on in just a minute.
Everything is tying together, Conrad.
Have you noticed that?
It is.
It's just a very well-conceived, composed show.
And that's what I pride myself on.
A lot of it's an accident, but I'll take it up for you.
Good work, good work.
Yeah, thank you.
That is Conrad Krieger.
He's back, folks, from seven days in Florida?
We've got a really fun show tonight, folks.
If you're just joining us here in act two, Jim Kanepfel was here, an author who is premiering a movie.
His book was turned into a movie.
They're showing it at the Tarleton Theater just down the street here in downtown Green Bay this weekend.
It sounds like a really fun event.
Mike Siegel's about to join me.
Bill Leff is here.
He is the host of Tune In With Me, a nationally syndicated morning show on MTV, a great TV show that Bill hosts, and he's a very funny comedian too.
Bill was our first guest here at Nightlight two years ago.
That's right, we are doing a soft celebration of Nightlight's second anniversary tonight and tomorrow night.
And Bill will be here.
He was our first guest.
He was our guest last year on the first anniversary, and now he has agreed to come back and be on the show again, which will be fun to talk to Bill.
And he and Conrad have a running feud.
We'll get that all worked out, hopefully.
And then author Brett Kissinger will be here at 7.20 in hour number three.
So lots to talk about.
Conrad and I will probably get into a little Bear's Packers discussion at some point.
Lots going on all week though.
We've got Lauren Holly on the show tomorrow night and the mad moms of comedy.
We've just worked them into the schedule too.
So that'll be fun.
We've got some, I always like to have some comedy on the show.
Conrad, you know that.
But right now,
I've got to tell you all about Giving Tuesday.
This is really cool, folks.
This is a national movement, national event.
And please go to your local stations website here at Civic Media, slash give and click on the Giving Tuesday banner to help local nonprofits in your area.
This is such a great thing to do and talk about a way to ring in the holidays.
These are just great organizations and it's a great movement here to help people that are really in need and your contribution.
are much appreciated, and we thank you for your kindness.
But we're on statewide here.
So if you're listening, in Madison is WMDX, WASA's WXCO, Waukesha, or Milwaukee, 540 AM, 100.3 FM, and WFHR in Wisconsin Rapids, WRCE in Richland Center, WISS Oshkosh, WGBW Green Bay, WBZH Hayward, WLCX La Crosse, and the tap.
in Eau Claire.
Go to those local stations website, wherever you listen to your civic media radio shows, and slash give and click on the Giving Tuesday banner.
Help your local nonprofits in your area.
Such a great thing.
We will be, you know, kind of reminding you all week if you want to do it.
I know I always sometimes forget, so it's good to have those reminders, but just give what you can.
And that's a great way to ring in the holidays.
It's a text to win, multi-state, civic media.
text-to-win contest.
We love our text-to-win contest.
We'll have more information on that in our three.
But right now, I think we need to keep the show moving along, Conrad.
Oh, I have to remind people that the question of the night is in honor of Travel Tuesday.
What is the crappiest state or city you've been to?
We're going to use some negative energy here.
to talk about places that need to be talked about.
Your crappiest state or city.
I said state was North Dakota, city was Winnipeg.
Conrad said Green Bay, which I did not think was a nice
He said, they're more like us.
It should be Chicago, Wisconsin.
And as a guy who spent time in both places, I would welcome that.
All right.
Speaking of Chicago, Wisconsin, the Godfather of Green Bay and traveling.
This rolls up nicely into a description of my next guest.
He is the host of the Travel Tales podcast.
He was in the film, The Godfather of Green Bay.
You've seen him on such shows as If Walls Could Talk, What You Get for the Money, TBS's Movie Break.
I could go on and on.
Mike Siegel joins us now over the stream.
Hey, buddy, how are you?
Good.
Hi, Pete.
How you doing?
Doing very well.
It's great.
I'm really glad you could make this work because
We have this great screening sponsored by Civic Media and Doundrens Distilling in Madison at the Atwood Music Hall, a brand new beautiful facility on Thursday night to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Godfather of Green Bay.
And I thought, you know, I've had Thomas Lennon, Lance Barber, Lauren Holly's coming on tomorrow night, Brian Edding is coming out tomorrow night to produce her.
But you made, you just as a pal went a little further.
and made this great behind-the-scenes video that people can see if they're interested.
You have Tony Goldwyn, Lauren, Tom, and Lance, and Eric Price, and Steve Segrin, and Mike Toomey, and all these people talking about the experience.
It was such a great, my family's gotten a lot of mileage out of that.
So I thank you for making it, but check it out, folks, on YouTube.
Just Google YouTube, Godfather of Green Bay, behind-the-scenes.
Thanks a lot, Mike.
Have a great night.
It was good to see you.
Can
you see me at all because I can't
Oh, no.
Yeah, we can see you.
your your handsome mug
OK.
No, Pete, it was it was really fun to make.
But, you know, like anybody who's ever been on a on a TV set or a film set or any kind of thing, there's a lot of downtime, a lot of trailer time, a lot of right.
So I knew I was going to have some downtime.
My part was essential.
Let's let's be honest.
But a little small.
Oh, it's totally essential.
Yeah, I was in a handful of scenes, but I knew I was going to be sitting around a lot.
I think I was in Marinette for almost a week, maybe about five days or so.
And I said, let me try to document this thing.
It was fun.
I never really had been on location for multiple days shooting something.
I shot stuff in LA, but never on location.
So it was very Hollywood things.
I was like, let me document this thing.
And I had known you for a long time.
We had been friends for a long time.
Document this thing you got a movie off the ground and I thought that was really I thought that was great
Okay, well that was a thing I booked it.
I was like wow.
This is a big Hollywood
Movie, you know, I'm gonna I can't wait to go on I heard they were shooting a location in South America and you know all around the country and I was like, where am I gonna go?
And they that finally got the assignment and it was a half day at the Paramount lot And they shot it because I seen took place in a airplane
have been shot anywhere and it was shot anywhere was in the studio in a mock airplane
Interior and so it's like well at least I'll get some nice food out of this maybe a nice craft service table and So I was like the 53rd day of 55 days of shooting.
It was they were over it You know the whole crew is exhausted.
They had been around the world without me and I thought Okay, so I was done with my it took all morning to shoot and then I was like, okay So where's lunch and they said well we have to go to Pasadena to shoot a the rest of
day on location
But there's the commissary over there if you want to go.
Really?
Oh, so I guess I'll just go sit in the cafeteria then.
And that was my day.
Where anybody can go.
Yeah.
That's that cool.
Right.
But I had a blast doing Godfather Green Bay as we all did.
It was so fun.
Yeah.
It was a lot of fun.
Well, it was funny at the time.
I thought maybe this could be a DVD extra
when DVDs were a thing.
Right?
And it was like, but now with YouTube it lives on because I've only sent like, originally I just made some copies and sent them to you guys and like you and a few other people.
And there was no place to show them.
And then now we have YouTube.
So I was like, well, here's the link if anybody wants to, anybody wants to see
a
when you gave it to me, it was on a disc, I think.
And I had it, and I kept it as a keepsake, and now I love that it's just out there.
So as I said before, you could just go to YouTube, Google Godfather of Green Bay behind the scenes, and you can hear Tom Lennon and Lance Barber and Tony Goldman and Lauren Holly, all talking about their experience catalogued by Mike, a very cool thing you did.
Who did you enjoy talking to the most, Mike?
I didn't know Tony Goldman was the one person I knew.
of well Lauren him and Lauren were like the two big you know the stars of the film so I didn't know if they would talk to me and and Tony was just super uh open you know it was like hanging out in his trailer he was like you know a child of Hollywood so
well have been on Mars you know being in Marinette he didn't know what the hell he ended up but he was just totally cool and he seemed like having a really nice you know a fun time and he was really nice to hang out with so that was a great surprise and of course meeting Lauren
who was, uh, I was very excited to meet.
That was all, that was very cool.
And of course, Beach Wabba.
Oh yeah.
Of course.
But I had the, you know, I didn't know...
I didn't know Tom Lennon then, I didn't know Eric and Lance and those guys, and they were all fun.
It was really great to be with.
And
there's a great scene.
Good call, Pete.
Now my credits, because it says Driver, people think I was an actual crewman.
Oh, you've done transpose.
That's great.
have given me a name.
I don't know if we ever heard
I will
say there's a great I think he says play my tune and you walk over to the DJ and of course you request the Macarena because that's what big Jake wants and Mike's in the background dancing the Macarena and it's so funny like you just crushed and there's a scene with you and Tony at the urinal and you lean over and sneak a peek
And then say his girlfriend's a lucky girl.
It was just beautiful.
You really took the role and made it even funnier than
I thought it was.
And yeah, I got to wear a mullet, which I'd never had growing up, even though I grew up in the 80s.
It was never a mullet guy, but there I had a nice mullet and then a stash.
mustache guy.
Because a lot of people don't even know it's me if they know me.
And like, you were in the movie?
I go, yeah, I was a guy.
Mullet mustache like holy crap.
That was you.
I tried to disappear into a character Pete.
I
And I disguise you so no one would know or even believe you were in the film.
All right, Mike Siegel is here.
He is the documentarian, if you will, of the godfather of Green Bay behind the scenes video that is available on YouTube.
We're going to talk to you, Mike, for a couple more minutes and find out what his time was like with Tony Goldman and where in the world he is right now, because he is an avid traveler, which is apropos as it is travel Tuesday.
And we're going to read some of your texts.
Conrad and I are going to get into it over the Bears and Packers and Bill Leff is coming up at.
We're going to do a very short break.
We'll be back with Mike in just a few minutes.
It's Pete Schwabba and Nightlight on the Civic Media Radio Network.
I'm Pete Schwabber.
This is night light.
Great to have you with me on this frigid.
Have you been outside Conrad?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't don't remind me.
I know what I was thinking.
Like I live in Wisconsin and I still go out and when it's cold I get mad.
Like what was I expecting?
Bill left will be here in a few minutes folks.
He is the host of tune in with me on me TV a nationally syndicated morning show He's helping us do kind of a soft celebration of our two-year anniversary here at night light right now My pal Mike Siegel is here.
Where are you
Mike?
Well, first of all Pete, I can't believe after starting comedy 35 years ago in Chicago.
I'm still opening for Bill left.
I can't
Famously Bill left the
The meanest guy in show business, right, Pete?
I think we can both agree.
have not heard it.
What a
One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
Absolutely.
And he, I don't know, you know, if you were listening earlier, Mike, probably not, but he said Conrad threatened to kill him.
Up the air.
On night number one, and Conrad didn't really even know me that well.
I don't know, were you really freaked out Conrad?
Were you kind of like, obviously you knew he was
Pete,
hotel room in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Oh, wow.
Wasn't it one of the
Oh, absolutely.
And still is.
I'm actually boarding a princess ship tomorrow, so.
So Gopher might
know.
Gopher did.
like a piece on there.
Oh, you know Doctor.
Yeah, exactly.
she did the...
Well my next trip is I'll be heading back up to LA on this ship this week performing comedy and then I'm leaving in a couple weeks to Jamaica which I'm hoping it's still standing you know what I mean I'm like I'm flying into Montego Bay and I know they got a lot of a lot of damage so I'm hopefully you know hopefully things will still be will be functioning but
And then I'm going to hang with Florida for a little bit with my family and then home back in LA for Christmas.
And then the new year, I got tons of weeks booked, mostly in the Caribbean and Mexico and in the winter.
And then the summer actually got a month in Europe, which I'm really looking forward to.
Yeah.
All of August, I'll be in Europe.
And that'll be great.
Yeah.
But where I haven't been, I still got a bucket list.
I got Egypt, obviously, is really high on there.
I still haven't been there in Morocco and Chile and a couple other places.
you on the year.
Ooboo
have any?
Congratulations, Pete.
I should say congratulations on two years and 20 years with this movie.
I can't believe
I just wanted to ask you.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I don't mean to interview you, but you know, it's what kind of what I do too.
But I mean, when it came out and now is the reaction amongst Wisconsin people to the movie different than when it came out than it is now?
Or is it about the
Yeah, it's interesting because I feel like half the people loved it the other half like mostly it was people in small town It actually even though we shot it in Marinette a couple people like he made fun of our town I'm like no that's not Marin and like how do you even explain to someone like that?
And
We had fun with small town bar characters But yeah, I think the response has been pretty good and we have good user ratings and all that so I'm happy with it.
I think it it's politically incorrect
for the time, but that's to be expected.
I mean, you know.
Most things are.
Yeah, exactly.
So before I let you go, Mike, though, I have to ask you, do you have a favorite Tony Goldman memory, or was there something that a stolen moment between the two of you or something?
There was no stolen moment, but I don't think he knew in the bathroom scene we were peeing together that I was going to check out his junk or try to pick a fight with the paper towel dispenser.
Oh,
was I like to improv on the set.
Yeah, you know, so that's my those are my two gifts to the movie.
professionals and my dancing.
But you really nailed it as us as comics and all those times we played in the Chicago those Wisconsin bars.
And if the if the emcee really wanted to screw you, they would say you were from Chicago.
Right, and that's- Ooh, bear suck!
And that's all
and
Like, everybody in Marinette was fantastic.
So, buddy, I can't thank you enough.
Thank you again for making the video.
Thanks for jumping on tonight.
And whatever loveboat character was in that hotel room, just think about that whatever you're doing later, whatever your nocturnal habits are.
I will.
I'll be thinking of them and you the whole
buddy.
Thanks,
travels, pal.
right.
That's Mike Segal, ladies and gentlemen.
Check out the TravelTales podcast.
He does such a good job.
And I lived with Mike Conrad for a couple months.
Okay.
When we moved back here, I still had business out there.
And he has a map in his office and thumbtacks of all the places he's been.
And I have like, I would have like three.
It's embarrassing.
Now he's been, the guy's been everywhere.
And he says we've known each other for 35 years and that's true, but we've been friends for 15 of those years.
All right, your texts, thank you folks.
We will get to these texts.
Al in the 262 says, for state, it's Michigan.
The Sene stretches awful.
What does that mean?
It must be a highway.
Yeah, probably what that is some type of trap also says Pittsburgh worst traffic anywhere Pittsburgh does have bad traffic Al And you wouldn't think that they've all these tunnels gets kind of crazy all right folks when we come back Bill left will be here at the host of tune in with me on the me TV comedy comedy network Bill brings the comedy, but it's just a network.
We'll talk to Bill and he's our first guest ever and he's coming up after the news It's peach wabbit and nightlight on the civic media radio network
Welcome
I think so.
See, here's the interesting thing.
I was blind before Jim showed up here and opened my eyes to that ad.
Wow.
You're trying not to laugh.
or whatever.
Hey folks, it is our second year anniversary.
Here, we've been on the air for two years.
And our first guest was a guy named Bill Leff.
Bill is a friend of mine from our stand-up comedy days.
He also was a very talented and successful radio artist.
And now he is the host of the nationally syndicated Me TV show, Tune In With Me.
And he does a great job.
If you haven't checked out the show, definitely do that.
But he is here tonight to help us celebrate, our soft celebration, if you will, of Nightlight with Peach Wabba since he was our first guest.
Bill, how are you?
Well, first of all, thank you, Pete.
Second of all, it's not a soft anniversary.
To achieve two years in this business, that means something, Pete, and you did it.
Congratulations.
will never guess that.
I'm 85 years old.
I just had a birthday.
I'm 85.
Do we have to have a Tony Goldwyn's story tonight?
Is that a must?
got one, but I don't know.
Should I share it?
All right.
Tony Goldwyn, my wife and I had been house hunting for years.
We finally found this house, the house we live in, but it was a little out of our means.
And Tony Goldwyn, who I had never met before, bought my wife and I our house.
He paid for the house.
He is a swell guy, isn't he?
What a nice man he is.
He's a great actor, but an even nicer human being.
We could all learn a lesson or two from Tony Goldwin.
Can I tell you something?
If somebody said to me, guess who gave me a sawbuck, my first guess would be Tony Goldwin.
I go, was it Tony Goldwin?
It was Tony Goldwin.
He's the most generous human being.
Don't get me wrong.
His acting credits are amazing.
But to be that generous, I can't even imagine.
Can you?
never been done before.
That's the first.
that,
know
The keys, if you'll look at your keyboard, do you have a QWERTY keyboard right now in front of you?
Yes, I do.
All right, look where the keys are for Rodney Ellen Rippy and look where they are for Bill Left.
They're almost right next to each other.
Sometimes they'll flip a little bit.
Do you know who Rodney Ellen Rippy is?
He was very popular in 1966 or 67.
He was a child actor, and he did a bunch of Jack-in-the-box commercials, and America fell in love with him.
And I hear that Tony Goldwyn bought him a unicycle at some point.
That's the story that I've heard.
Yeah.
Wouldn't you love it?
How are you, Pete?
Forget enough about me.
How are you doing?
Well, not
Yeah, but you... That doesn't happen overnight, Pete.
You got to give that some time.
ago
He said if I didn't do a good job on your first show He would kill me and then he started calling the house in the middle of the night and threatening my family
Yeah.
Well, he's the guy you want on your side.
You don't want to fight against him.
Seriously?
That's pretty good.
One
had to ask that means you
up at
was?
Well,
he's playing the long game?
He's been to the house.
He's not hurt anybody in my my immediate family.
He hurt one of my cousins a few weeks ago.
really?
But I'm always afraid because you see a silhouette of a guy in your window and you're like, that guy's probably going to kill me.
And then he's got a little flashlight that says it's Conrad.
And I'm like, well, Conrad is not going to kill me because everyone suspects Conrad to kill
No, you've heard him threaten me on many occasions.
So for him to do me in would be a ridiculous move, I think.
Pete, you know what you said last time that really made me sad?
You said that you and I have known each other for over 30 years and it's been 36 or 37 years at this point.
And you said, we've never had in all those years together an honest conversation.
And I said to myself,
I want to have it at some point.
I want to just sit down and have an honest conversation.
We don't have to do it now, but at some point we should just sit down and be very honest with each other.
No, we have to commit
time and place and I'm there.
You know that.
one
it's popular now.
Yeah.
When you look at it that way, Pete, it seems ridiculous.
But at the time, I thought, why would I let somebody else cook my food when I'm perfectly able to cook it myself?
But then you pointed out it's more expensive that way.
It doesn't make sense fiscally.
I was
the
And I'm also on Stranger Things.
Do you watch Stranger Things?
I'm on that now too.
I just
that
Yeah, I'm in that.
Are you the Demi Gorgon?
Yeah.
There's this scene in the third episode where the Demi Gorgon goes to a restaurant and he cooks his own food.
That's me.
He's a
terrible cook.
He's awful.
But it wrote
They weren't thinking it through, I don't think.
These are all the classic Warner Brothers cartoons from the 40s, the 30s, the 40s, and the 50s, all the old Popeye cartoons and Betty Boop cartoons and Bugs Bunny.
And it's so much fun to do.
And then I've also been added.
I was kidding, you know, about Stranger Things, but I'm on Spengooly show too now.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
And
Yeah.
About that
So.
I play a character named Nostalgia Ferrato.
He's like Nostraatu, but he loves old trivia stuff.
That
He could be on Stranger
In the same planet.
Yeah.
But never too busy to be on your show, Pete.
You know that.
I appreciate it.
Listen,
busy guy.
No, I'm not joking.
No, it's been forever.
Do they
right?
Because that's what Nate Barghetti does.
park.
He wants
Am I crazy?
I went to see him at the United Center about two months ago and the concept of a stand-up comedian working a sports arena
was so foreign to me, it took me like the whole show to realize that it was real.
Because River used to do in rooms that were 200 seats and we were thrilled with it.
And he's in the United Center and he beat the Toronto Maple Leafs the night I was there.
Just him against the Toronto Maple Leafs.
That didn't seem fair.
like a Simpson's parody.
Yeah.
Good for him, though, because he could probably get it done at this point, don't you
I would think so if he's selling out the United Center.
You just reminded me of something I thought was very funny.
I'm going to tell people, this is part of our honest conversation, maybe.
This is the kind of guy Bill F is.
I won't say names or where this happened, but...
Speaking of, we've been talking about the Godfather of Green Bay all week because of the screening coming up, but we screened it in Chicago about 20 years ago.
You and our pal, Mike Toomey showed up.
Yeah.
And there was a guy that went on stage and you said, you leaned over to Mike and you said, I hate that guy.
And, you know, Mike Segal was just here talking about what a nice guy you are.
I've never heard you say a bad word about anybody and you didn't even know the guy, but you said that to Mike, I knew the guy and you were right.
He was kind of a creep.
And I was like, that is, that is so stranger things, weird ask.
I couldn't believe it.
And I've kind of held you in high esteem ever since.
Can I tell you the last time that that happened besides the, the, uh, the issue that you just brought up?
Yeah.
You're, you're familiar.
You're in Wisconsin.
So you have to know about cops frozen custard, right?
It's my favorite place in the world.
It's got the best ice cream, the best hamburgers.
It's just perfect.
So I was in there one time with my daughter and this guy came in and he started, he was waiting in line.
And he was karate kicking another guy in line.
And I said to my daughter, I hate that guy so badly.
And I hope something horrible happens to him.
My daughter goes, dad, you can't say stuff like that.
And I go, no, it took me 30 seconds to realize how badly I want this guy to get hurt in some weird way.
Because dad, that's awful.
But it was true.
I did.
And then other people in the restaurant were being really, you know, icked out by this guy.
And they're moving away from him because he was trying all these Taekwondo moves.
And I just went,
That guy like that shouldn't be out in public.
He should be locked up in a basement somewhere.
So it does happen every once in a while.
For the most part, I'm very easy going.
You know that.
But every once in a while, there's a guy karate kicking in cops.
You can't have that.
there are
You always seem to
Well, it's mostly being in the right place at the right time, but I will accept your answer as a close second.
I want to remind you, while we're sort of on the subject of Wisconsin, and you just mentioned cops, a prank you did, and I may have brought this up the last time you were here, but I'm gonna say it again anyway, because I've got seven new listeners since the last time you were here.
Oh, yes.
You're welcome.
Steve, Paul, Sue, Nancy, and Phyllis.
You know them by name.
That's tremendous.
You played a joke on a Wisconsin comedian called Fred Klett.
who was a guy I worked with a lot.
He used to bring me on the road with him and not to work just to hang out, but it was kind of weird.
But Fred was a great guy and he said he was on stage and I'm gonna set this up and we'll do a short break and I'll come back and give you the exciting
But Fred was on stage at Zany's and Mount Prospect and you and our friend Paul Gilmartin played jokes on him and they are gorgeous.
So I'm gonna tell everybody what those jokes were when we come back.
Bill Leff is here.
If you haven't checked out,
Tune in with me on the Meave TV Network.
You have to see it, folks.
It's the cartoons from when we were kids.
It's just a great way to start your day.
And Bill is a great way to... Well, it's just great to have Bill.
Hello, this is David Zucker, and you're listening to Nightlight with Pete Schwabba.
Man, we got some good text to get to.
People do not like Indiana.
So we'll read those coming up shortly, but...
It is one of those states that seems like you have to get through.
But let us know what your least favorite state or city is, folks.
It's Travel Tuesday, and that is our question of the night.
Right now, I'm joined by my pal, Bill F. I'll just use the same joke I used with Mike.
Bill and I have known each other for 35 years, been friends for about nine years.
So, Bill, it's great to have you.
Do we have Bill?
I see Rodney Allen ripping out there, but I don't see Bill.
Maybe thought we were oh there is hey Rodney Bill are you there?
I Think he's doing a bit because I can hear sound can you hear us Bill?
Oh He's waving can you hear me Bill?
Let's see.
Maybe he's got maybe he's got us muted.
He didn't like what we had to say Bill is the host of
The Me TV show, Tune In With Me, a nationally syndicated morning show.
He is the host and does a great job.
I highly recommend checking out the show.
It's all the cartoons we grew up with.
He is the cartoon curator.
And he told us in the last segment that he also has a part on the show, Sven Gulley.
I think it was called.
So we'll see if we have Bill back here.
Are you there, Bill?
Can you hear me?
Oh, there you go.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, sorry about that.
It cut out.
I
That's OK.
So, all right, before the break, Bill, I was talking about you and Paul Gilmartin playing a joke on the very funny Milwaukee comedian Fred Klett, who is working Zany's Mount Prospect.
And I think what happened, if I recall this, and correct me if I'm wrong, Paul told Fred that you didn't like him.
Because you thought he was saying bad things about you or something was completely fabricated and Fred was really taking it back because Fred like you he is the Milwaukee Bill left.
He's a very nice guy And Paul's the wild card in there because Paul will say anything but
He told you that you were going to put sugar in his gas tank to get back at him.
And you waited.
Say any small prospect was set up so the stage you could see the door to the parking lot from the stage.
And you waited till Fred was looking at you and you looked at him and went outside.
And he
thought you
going to put
So great.
You know, the beauty of this is we're all grownups, right?
We should all know better than to do stupid stuff like this.
But it was more fun to do it than not do it.
So we did it.
There's
right.
It was
One time Mike Toomey and I were doing exactly as you just said, we were on the road and we decided that our mall visit would be enhanced by the fact that I had a small picture of one of my wife's sisters from when she was in grade school.
So we went into each shop and we said that we were junior G-men and we were trying to track down this girl who was missing.
She was at the Spencer's gift and then no one saw her after that.
And everybody was so helpful, you know, we never found her sadly, but everybody was very helpful.
It makes the week a lot more interesting, doesn't it?
know what I mean?
You
also, I can't remember the comedian you're working with, and I just invited you on the show to tell Bill Left Stories, which are always fun, but you said to the guy, you were the middle act, and the guy was, it was a guy you didn't really know who was in town headlining, and he was kind of a hack, I think.
You knew he was a hack and you, you got off stage and he didn't watch your set.
And as you were heading out to the lobby, you said, God, I don't know what the deal has mentioned Cedar.
They go nuts for Cedar.
And this guy tried to work it into his head.
It was just getting stared at.
And he's like, well, I know the Cedar around here.
You guys know all about that.
Like nothing, you know, like beautiful.
See now, when you look at it, when you analyze it, why would a person do something so horrid as that?
But why wouldn't you?
The opportunity's there, right?
You gotta grab it.
see a
minutes.
Yeah.
Why not?
While
Oh, boy, a couple of times.
I'm trying to think of who, if anyone stands out.
Nobody really stands out.
There were a couple of times that...
You know, maybe their viewpoint of what comedy was in mind were different, but that's all right.
Sure.
But there wasn't anybody.
There was a guy that I sometimes you're forced into a comedy condo with somebody and that can make for a long week.
And I didn't have a car.
I was looking in Florida and there was a guy there who wasn't very funny and wasn't very nice.
And he kept saying to me, hey, let's have lunch.
Let's have lunch.
And we went and we had lunch one day or we were looking for a place to have lunch and I go, how about this place?
And he goes, oh, because I'm a big guy, you think I'd like to all you can eat buffet.
And it got weird from there.
I mean, it started weird, but it got weirder.
Oh, you know, who else was a jerk was the amazing Jonathan.
Oh, interesting.
I know he's no longer with us and it's bad to be poorly of the dead.
But he was not a nice man.
He did that thing where Alright, so I was the middle act and he was the headliner and he would always say hair How about another hand for this guy and for this guy and then he would do jokes about the emcee and myself I thought that's kind of cheap because we're already out of the show.
We can't really
Comment on anything and he did stuff like that all week long and then on the last night he goes Hey, if you come in early tomorrow, I'll take you out to dinner and I went
I Would grab dinner with anybody but you why would I do that?
I'll insult you over food
just absolutely
show
Thank you, sir.
Very proud of you.
That's fantastic stuff.
Oh, thank you.
All right.
Bill left, folks.
Stick around, Bill.
We are coming back for Act 3 after this.
And I'm going to give you details on our text-to-win contest and Giving Tuesday, all kinds of great stuff going on.
And we're going to talk to actor, author Brett Kissinger here in the studio, Peach Waban Nightlight.
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