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Sydney Sweeney Products, LLC. (Hour 1)
Nite Lite with Pete Schwaba and Greg Bach · Wed Jun 11, 2025
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I've been waiting for you.
So glad you're finally here.
It is Wednesday night in the beautiful state of Wisconsin.
And it's supposed to be summer.
I don't know if it feels like summer to you.
It doesn't necessarily to me, but it's still a beautiful night because we're all here together and we've got some things to talk about, maybe some laughs to be had.
Lots of great stuff going on here tonight at Nightlight.
Hope you had a great day.
Great to have you here on the show.
And I hope we can help you wind down from whatever your day brought you, even if you had a lot of laughs already.
Let us inform and hopefully share a few smiles.
Conrad, how you doing?
How was your birthday?
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So usually you're here a couple of minutes after me every night at least.
I'm out the door by like 7.59 and 30 seconds.
And last night, you, man, you made tracks so fast getting out of here.
I thought, you're not just going home.
You're going out to party with some friends and they're waiting for you.
No, I went home.
Really?
I was, I told you I was going to go to the store, grab some chicken and make it.
That's exactly what I did.
You didn't even get like takeout on your birthday.
I would have sprung for that.
I would have gotten you some fish tacos at Hagermeister Park or something like that or the height.
I didn't, I didn't want to spend that much money.
Okay.
Even if it wasn't yours.
All right.
Yeah, you're just that kind of guy.
That's awesome.
Well, I'm glad you had a good birthday.
I know you're celebrating actually this Monday I'm sorry this weekend and that's a lot of fun.
So we've got a great show tonight.
This is exciting tonight We've been talking a lot about Sidney Sweeney's Dr. Squatch product Which is a soap called a bath time bliss.
I think and it's Sidney Sweeney's bathwater.
Yep
that they use to add to actual soap.
So fellows or women or whomever wants to smell like Sydney Sweeney's bathwater can use the soap.
And it is quite expensive.
What do we say?
How much was it?
It now goes for like a thousand something per bar.
Yeah.
Or a case.
No, they don't sell cases actually.
They only sell it by one.
They sell it by the bar.
Yeah.
And it's $1,000 a bar.
Yep.
And no one is using it to cleanse themselves.
Nope.
That's so strange.
Just smell it.
I I want to target a couple days ago.
Just like maybe they have it No,
you know, it's weird like There's no way it's even her bathwater.
I mean no It's not it's probably nothing or it's probably the guy like some dude's bathwater
I'm thinking they got one little small tube of it and put one drop and everyone
probably I'm sure because what she's supposed to do bathe all day
I
mean,
if you saw the photo shoot they did, she was in a bathtub.
Right.
You had me a bathtub.
So maybe the bathtub from the photo shoot.
Like, all right, Cindy, get out.
We're going to collect the samples.
Now Doug, the janitor is going to hop in and get his hairy back all over the water.
I just don't think there's no way they're doing that.
It's just a big whatever.
There's probably like three bars.
So technically it's not.
fraud, you know, they're like, anyway, we've got an actual executive, Bob Bremerton is going to be here at 635.
And he oversees a Sweeney products LLC, I think it's called, we were able to get Bob, he's happy to come on and talk about some other products that Miss Sweeney will be selling that all I assume other products involve parts of her body or or
I don't know, bodily fluids, whatever it is.
But we'll talk to Bob at 635 and he'll give us the rundown.
And maybe if you want, you got to get in on these products earlier.
Because remember like two weeks ago, Conrad, it was only 50 bucks a bar or something like that, which is still outrageous.
But
yeah, now it's just reselling like hotcakes, you know?
Yeah.
And wow.
I'll stop myself from making a terrible joke.
So anyway, Bob will be here at 635.
That'll be fun.
We'll talk about some other Sydney Sweeney products that maybe you can get in on and, you know, Father's Day is this weekend.
Maybe your husband or significant other wants to, you know, be reminded of.
Sydney Sweeney on Father's Day.
So we'll talk about all of that at 6.35 with Bob.
Then our pal Rich Talarico.
Rich is a Key and Peel writer.
He's written for Mad TV.
And I think Rich, last time he was here, said he did a season on Saturday Night Live too.
So Rich is hilarious.
We'll talk to Rich.
Maybe we'll get his take on the Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap.
Delio and then Rich has a new product in the work, a project, I should say, in the works.
And he's gonna tell us all about that too.
That's at seven, six, what are we talking there?
649, right Conrad?
No, 652.
And we'll keep Rich for a couple of segments through the news.
That'll be fun.
Rich is always a blast.
Those of you who don't know, Rich wrote the substitute teacher sketch for Key and Peel, which is hilarious.
Do we still have a snippet of that?
Let's see if we can find it.
Maybe we can play it after the break, but Rich will be here at the end, near the end of the first hour.
And then, this is exciting too, folks.
Christina Laurier will be here.
She's the editor of Up North News, and she, you know, Up North News makes Wisconsin fun.
They put something out every day that is interesting.
I don't know if it's a new way to look at the news or just a more fun way to look at the news, but it informs and it's just,
It's enriching.
It's fun to read about our state.
And we're going to ask Christina about the best Brots in Wisconsin, the best old fashions.
We'll do kind of a summer theme.
And she also did something recently about the six best beaches that are like ocean beaches here in Wisconsin.
So we'll talk to Christina at 720.
And that's the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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You know, we're already giving them the money, so.
That'd be
too needy, right?
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You know, I think we need to get to our question of the night.
What do you think?
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Well Conrad's birthday is in the rear view folks, but that doesn't mean it didn't get me thinking What age were you when you had your best year?
What was your best year?
Very simple 8 5 5 7 5 2 4 8 4 2 8 5 5 7 5 civic I Thought about this quite a bit today, and I think my 30th year Excluding when before my kids were in my life
My 30th year was my best year.
I had a lot of fun stuff going on that year.
Turning 30, I wasn't looking forward to it as a 20-something, but it turned out I had a great birthday in Marinette.
I lived in Chicago at the time, but my wife and I road tripped home.
We had been married for about a year.
We moved to LA that summer.
I got cast in a show with Jim Gaffigan.
and it was just a time of change and adventure.
So I will say my 30th year was my best year and I was surprised that that was my year too because I'm in no hurry to get older.
16 to get your driver's license.
When I was 12, we moved to Wisconsin.
That was an adventure too.
I came here reluctantly as a 12 year old, but ended up really enjoying it, having a blast.
And now I call it my home as well.
The big 4-0, I don't even remember what I did on my 40th birthday.
21 was a good birthday too.
I went to DePaul University and a bunch of my friends threw me a surprise party at a bar that I started the migration to, that I had been going to for a year.
The owner of the bar said, wait a minute, you're turning 21 today?
And he realized he had been serving me for a year when I was underage, but a cool guy.
And that was fun too, but I'm gonna say 30.
Conrad, what about you?
You know, you think I would say 21, but when I turned 21, it was like right in the middle of COVID.
Oh, that's right.
So, I mean, it was still was a fun night.
I mean, I went to like a local bar back in Key Wascom with my parents, because out of my friends, I was the first one that would turn 21, so they couldn't even drink with me.
So
you
went out with your
parents?
I
ended up, I don't even know how many shots I took there, but the locals just kept buying me shots because it was I was 21.
You
did shots in front of your
parents?
They were, they bought shots
for me too.
Holy
smokes.
I got, I had a lot of shots that night, but at the end of it, we, it was like a party in my basement pretty much.
Okay.
But it would have been as cool.
I was Milwaukee at the time.
So like, yeah, that's memorable.
I wish I could have spent my 21st in Milwaukee.
I think that would have been more fun, but it still
was a fun time.
They would have bought you less shots.
People in Kiewaskam probably knew you and your parents.
They probably emptied their pockets to get you drunk.
They bought me a lot of
shots.
But I would probably say it was kind of cool having a golden birthday where I can still remember kind of.
My golden
birthday was when I was 10.
When you were 10, yeah, OK.
So I still kind of remember.
You know, it's cool just thinking about it, I guess.
Yeah, that's, you know, that's memorable during COVID.
Yeah.
You know, you're hanging out with your folks.
You got good parents.
And all right, so there you go.
Conrad's 21st with his golden birthday, a close runner up.
And me, I'm going to say my 30th.
I just had a lot of fun stuff happening in my career and in my personal life.
So I'll say 30.
What do you say?
Listeners, we need your help.
What age were you when you had your best year?
That is what we're talking about here.
That is our question of the night.
And we will read your texts after, we'll get to that after the break, I think.
I'm very excited to talk to Bob Remerton.
This guy, working hard to hustle Sydney Sweeney products.
He's gonna be here at 6.35.
This is gonna be an absolute blast, folks.
I do wanna say, for weeks, I've had this on the sheet, this runp.com.
This is a website and I think an app that tells you
When you should go pee during certain movies and I meant to use it when I went to see Mission Impossible final reckoning But I didn't so now Would you remember that I gave you homework I should look into that
day I So I reached out to them They didn't have like a direct email or something that they had on their website.
Yeah, so it's their Facebook and They read it and ignored me
really.
Yeah, they don't want to
Do they know we have access to millions of people here at nightlight with peach wama?
Trust me.
They're all listening at the same time.
I said it.
Okay.
I said, you know, you know what
forget I even mentioned that we're not gonna promote them if they don't want to come on nightlight and talk about their stupid run P what it's a website that tells you when to pee We don't need to promote that forget it.
Yeah.
All right Let's have that expunged
All right, fun stuff happening here.
We're going to read your texts when we come back, folks, and I'm going to tell you something funny.
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That is the voice and the music of Brian Wilson who passed away.
I think we were just made aware of it today, but I think it happened yesterday.
His family made an announcement today.
The founder of the Beach Boys, one of the founders with his brother Dennis and Carl and their cousin Mike Love.
We're the Beach Boys and it's funny.
I don't know how the rest of you feel.
I remember hearing nothing but the Beatles when I was a kid and how they were the greatest ever and the Beach Boys were like sort of their more not sterile but less respected cousin.
But I think that changed because I remember by the time I got to college everybody I knew
In that world, in the entertainment world was calling Brian Wilson a genius and talking about how Pet Sounds was the greatest album ever made.
And just such a great, and even in his later years, he wrote the song Love and Mercy and just an absolute brilliant musician who wrote, I mean, good vibrations in my room.
I get around, Sloup John B, all these fantastic songs.
Go on at 82.
I know he had some mental health issues and maybe some some other physical issues And I know there was a lawsuit about someone who was kind of helping him through his life and had a little too much control but Brian Wilson's legacy You know the stuff you leave the stuff some of these artists leave behind is incredible Say what you want about their personal lives, and I don't know anything about Brian Wilson's personal life.
I'm not singling him out, but man, oh man
the legacy they leave behind, the joy they have brought to people's lives through their artistry.
And especially a guy like Brian Williams will be playing Beach Boys song a lot throughout the course of the show during the bumpers when we come back from breaks.
It's just soul enriching.
It's great stuff.
And it reminds you, it's just the sound of summer.
And I remember when I first moved to LA, being at the beach and going, oh my gosh, the Beach Boys, even though I don't even know how much time they spent at the actual beach,
But I'm a huge fan.
Absolutely love Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys.
You know what's weird though?
Conrad, I will say this.
When someone who was not the main part of the band is still touring as the band, I'm trying to think.
I think it was the spinners.
There was like one vocal artist who was background who was touring as the spinners still.
He's got a good voice, but he didn't really have much creatively.
or creative control over the spinners.
And I think that's kind of how it is.
Mike Love was at least the singer of the Beach Boys, or one of the main singers.
But he kind of took the band on tour too.
Anyway, all right, rest in peace, Brian Wilson.
Our question of the night is, what was your best year?
You could say favorite birthday, best year.
What birthday launched your best year?
I say 30, Conrad said 21.
Let's read some social media tech, shall we?
Mike on social media says, the best is yet to come.
That's a good attitude, Mike.
I think Mike's in his 60s.
Yeah, you don't want it to be downhill.
You still want to love getting up every morning.
My pal Vince Murato, comedian, Chicago-based comedian, he's been on the show.
He says, let's see, I was born in 1957, so 1956.
Well done, Vince.
Layman Robb on social media says, when he turned 40 in 1997.
Okay, thank you, Robb.
Layman, I mean, it's gotta be Robb Layman, right?
I mean, Layman's a cool first name.
I think it's really cool.
We know a layman that's a last name.
You can rock it either way, I suppose.
James Schenkenberg says, when I was 16, 1990.
Thank you, James.
Glad it was a good year.
I hope you have many more years ahead of you.
Monica Hale says 21.
I'm 58 now.
It's all downhill from there, man.
No, it's not Monica.
She says 46 comes in second.
Okay.
Reach my goal weight and finally got my BA clearly as a non-traditional student.
Well, that's pretty cool.
My Aunt Rosie, who sometimes listens to this show.
My mom's sister is like 86 now, I think, maybe 87.
She became a doctor of religious studies, I believe.
I think I'm getting that right when she was like 80.
So I love that people still want to achieve things in life.
And it's important to do too.
You gotta have a reason to get up every morning, right?
So here's to those with positive attitudes.
Let's go to the text line.
We've got, I'm so excited to have Bob Remerton on the show.
I can barely control myself.
The text line, we've got Tyler in Wisconsin Rapids says, I am waiting on the Sydney Sweeney fart bubble in a bottle extract perfume.
Once that is released, will be my best year.
Well done, Tyler.
It's only a matter of time, too, buddy.
Mark from Prairie Dissac says, I got mono and strep throat for my golden birthday back in 1974.
Was not pleasant, slept 20 plus hours a day for a week.
Didn't even have any fun getting the mono.
Okay, but Mark, what was your best birthday?
What was your best year?
Not your worst year?
That does sound like a terrible start.
to 1974.
But I appreciate the text.
There was something I wanted to read.
Sean Hannish posted something, the director of Just A Bit Outside.
I have to find that on Twitter, because he had a great post.
And we'll read that too.
That's coming up.
So what else, Conrad?
What else we got?
Did you get the donuts thing?
I did.
All right.
So here's the lineup, folks.
Bob Bremerton is going to be here after the news.
He is a Sidney Sweeney products LT LLC.
He's going to talk about some other products we can look forward to from Miss Sweeney.
And I've got a few products of my own I'm going to pitch to him.
Maybe I'll pitch Tyler's.
And then our pal, Rich Tellerico, who wrote for Key and Peel and Saturday Night Live and Mad TV will be here at about 640.
About 650.
Rich has a new project we're going to talk about.
He's always fun to have on the show.
And then Christina Laurie, we're going to talk about summertime food here in Wisconsin.
She does it all at Up North News.
And she's listed the best brought according to Food Network, the best old fashioned, and the best donut.
I know we talked about donuts last week, but we can always talk about donuts.
And she will be here at 720 tonight.
So a fun show.
Let us know what your best year was, folks.
We are on the heels of Conrad's birthday, and I want to know what your best year was or your famous, your favorite birthday.
All right, we're going to do all that.
The news is up next.
We're coming right back.
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Seriously though, what a terrible week for music.
First we lost we, like I had anything to do with it, or knew the guy.
I didn't.
Sly Stone, Sylvester Stewart, founder of Sly and the Family Stone, passed away, and now Brian Wilson.
Just terrible.
Our question of the night is, what was your best year?
Conrad's birthday was yesterday.
Sounds like he kind of took it easy on himself.
But what age were you when you had your best year?
I said 30.
I had just moved to LA, I got cast in a pilot with Jim Gaffigan and I had a great birthday celebration in Marinette, Wisconsin before my wife and I moved out west.
It was just new adventure and fun and just a blast.
My 30th year, which when people tell you that at 17, 30 sounds like 50.
So I was blown away that I had so much fun as a 30 year old and now I'm 92.
So it's all downhill.
But let us know when your favorite year was.
Conrad says 21.
He got wasted with his parents, the whole town bought him shots, and he was in Wisconsin during COVID.
So that's memorable, too.
Let us know what yours was, though.
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This is exciting, folks.
Tonight, Christina Laurie is on the show in hour number two.
Comedian, sketch writer, extraordinaire, and phenomenal actor Rich Tolerico will be joining us in about 15 minutes.
Right now, though, with all the craziness going on around Sidney Sweeney's bathwater.
That's right.
If you haven't heard, we've talked about it excessively on this show, but they've added her bathwater to a soap that they're selling, and Conrad says it's $1,000 a bar right now.
It's a little overpriced.
So much for President Trump taking care of inflation.
But we've got from Sydney Sweeney Products LLC joining us now.
Over the stream, this guy's taking time out of his busy schedule to tell us about some other products too and what he's got going on over there at their LLC.
Mr. Bob Bremerton joins us on the screen now.
Bob, how are you?
Peter, thank you for having us because we've had a heck of a time getting media attention and all we've heard is backlash.
So thank you for having me.
I'm doing
well.
How do you feel about the fact that people that are buying Sydney Sweeney soap with her bathwater in it, most of them are probably men.
They're willing to pay top dollar and a lot of them probably aren't using it to clean themselves.
How do you feel about that, Bob?
Well, look.
This is for anybody.
This product is for anybody.
And whatever you do with our products is completely up to you.
We're not supervising the use of these products.
And, you know, we want people to have fun with them.
No holds barred.
Well, okay, fair enough.
Have you tried the products, Bob?
Like, do you have like quality control there at Sweeney LLC?
You know, I am allowed to
watch.
I'm allowed to watch the extraction process.
It's a little out of my price range.
I put all my money into the company and I cannot afford to buy our products, but I do want to talk.
I have a few less expensive products.
You did quote the price of the bar.
So we have some more affordable products.
Flag Day is coming up.
I know a lot of people are going to be giving their Flag Day gifts.
So
we have
some things that people might be interested in.
Oh, I'd love to hear about a few if you don't mind.
Well, of course, again, the bath soap, very expensive, but much more affordable is our hand wash runoff.
Hand
wash.
OK.
Hand wash runoff, you know the water that comes off your hands
sure
wash we capture that When Sydney washes her hands and we actually sell this as a beverage Because we found there were so many wonderful flavors and varieties based on what she was in fact washing off her hands
Which would be what any idea what like how I can't imagine she's a big famous star Bob.
I can't imagine her hands get that dirty
Well, you know, she does shake fans' hands.
She does open doors like all of us.
There could be COVID in the handwash runoff beverage.
You just don't know.
It's a potpourri.
Oh,
nice.
What does that go for, Bob?
What was the handwash runoff go for?
The soap is $1,000 a bar.
This is $800.
Oh, that's pretty good.
For a
bottle of our handwash runoff beverage.
But you don't have to drink it all at once.
You can kind of sip and hang.
You can nurse it.
I would imagine you could add that to other beverages, too, like make some type of cocktail out of it.
It's a great mixer.
And as I said, flag day is coming up.
There's going to be big flag day parties.
Yeah.
So this is the perfect beverage for summer, really.
I love it.
All right.
That sounds like a great one.
Conrad, you got 800 bucks.
You could probably get on a payment plan, I would assume.
I'm hoping it's COD only okay,
so you can't I appreciate that Bob that you're not making a setup an account or You know give us all your information We do not want a
paper trail.
Yeah What what other what else you got there Bob
Well, look, of course, we've got the eye drops.
Now, these are made from from Sydney's actual tears.
And the way we made this was we we had to show her Schindler's List a hundred times to get the tears that we needed.
But she's so shallow.
The only reason she was crying was because the movie was in black and white.
But we did get we do have that on the market.
We have our very, very in demand.
We're working on these right now.
our ear wax candles.
And these come from her actual ear wax.
And due to how tone deaf Sydney has been, we suspect that she had a lot of wax in her ears.
They do not disappoint.
These are all natural wax.
The wicks are made from Sydney's dandruff woven together in a sweatshop.
And they only come in one fragrance because no matter what we did to the ear wax candles, they always smelled like one thing.
Wait a minute, Sydney Sweeney has dandruff with all those
accessed all those products and Hollywood hair people?
Yes, well, it's
extracted.
It's extracted.
And
it's a benefit to her too, because it's kind of like, you know, how monkeys clean each other.
She appreciates us picking off her dandruff.
And yes, these candles smell like burnt raisin, if anyone was wondering.
So if that's the scent you're trying to put in your home, then
this could be
for you.
That's interesting.
It's disappointing that she had to watch Schindler's List so many times just to get some tears going.
You don't want a bad mouth.
I'm sure you have a business relationship, but is she heartless or what's going on there?
Look, she's just shallow, you know?
And a
lot of
people are today, so she's really the norm.
And she's shallow and, you know, she really only cared about the fact that the movie was in black and white.
That's what upset her and
that's how
we got the tears.
We also have
We have a room spray that's made from her actual breath.
Oh.
And that's right.
In the car, you can use it to freshen up your suitcase if you want your suitcase to smell like chicken soup and marboros.
Chicken soup and marboros.
Does she floss?
I want to ask that, because I don't know.
I'm so glad you mentioned floss, Peter, because we have floss made from her hair.
Wow, that's interesting.
A beautiful woman, she's got very good genes and her hair is extremely strong.
And we actually have one dentist approval, you know, the four out of five dentists.
Well, the one that always sat the other vote out, he voted for us on the floss.
So we have one out of five dentists recommend Sydney's hair floss.
They come in different lengths, depending on what part of the body the hair was taken from.
That's horrible.
Wait, I would think you'd have no trouble getting the other four dentists to prove.
Can't you slip them a bar of the Sweeney soap or something and get them on board?
Look, these
guys have had a reputation, a sterling reputation for years of only backing trident gums.
So we found the outlier.
We said, who's that one out of five that won't re-
He's a real pervert, so it's
wonderful.
My guest is Bob Bremerton.
He works for Sweeney Products LLC, and he is giving us a rundown of some of the products that are available to the public that don't cost $1,000 like her bar of soap does.
That was put out by Dr. Squatch.
I love how you guys swooped in to get the other products, though, from her bodily whatever.
That was pretty shrewd business there, Bob.
Well because look who can afford a thousand dollars for a bar of soap not in this economy and the stocking stuffers Do you have a musician in your family?
We've got actual guitar picks made from her scabs.
Oh Wow, I thought you were gonna go toenails there, but you went what you went a little deeper there.
Oh
That's
Her lower body is covered in scabs.
I don't know the
medical reason why, but we've been drying them in the sun and they are perfect.
We're reaching out to Keith Richards to see if he will endorse.
That'd be a heck of an endorsement.
Yeah, no question about that.
So that's great.
So how much does a scab, a guitar pick go for?
There's still going to be 300 each.
Each?
Because this is the actual physical matter.
of Sydney and we know it's in demand but
you know
that's one of our lower products that's one of our lower
it's what I like about it Bob is it's Sydney in pain it's another side of her it's not just this whimsical you know beautiful Sydney Sweeney it's there's some turmoil there so I think that's great yeah
What else you got?
I'd love to pitch you a few, too.
But if you I want to get through yours, too, because I got
a couple more and I'd love to hear yours.
You tell me how much time we got.
I'd be very happy.
We've got about four minutes.
Conrad, how are we doing on time for four, three or four minutes?
OK.
Yeah.
Why don't you keep going, Bob?
I'll
run through a couple and I'd love to hear your pitches because we've also got you remember that campaign got milk?
Well, we've got her hooked
up to
24 seven.
Oh, dear.
And.
It's it's exhausting for her.
We do have some complaints from the FDA and PETA who are coming after us That's gonna be a hot prize because we're using an actual cow milking machine.
Well, look if that's too gross, what about upcycled facial masks?
It's like a key back.
You can get a second use.
Oh, no kidding.
I love that
Yes, that's fantastic.
This is good for the good for the environment too.
See she does care
Of course and these products are extremely limited.
They're all natural They come completely from her and there will be no tariffs on these products because she is from the United States.
Oh, I love that Oh, you guys have thought all of this through that is just outstanding So
All right.
Are you okay?
I know you probably get people all the time coming up to your Bob saying, hey, I got a Sydney Sweeney product.
I don't want to be that guy.
Conrad and I put our heads together.
We've given us some thought.
We just have a couple minutes.
So if it's okay with you, I'll run these by you.
Please, please.
Let's hear
it.
How about a Tojam hacky sack?
Have you thought about something like that?
And maybe
the...
The skin of the sack needs to be maybe elbow skin, you know, that very tough skin on your elbow.
Oh, I like that.
You can kind of drive a nail through it.
You don't feel anything.
I think that'd be a great way to kind of house the, house
the hacky.
I think, too, I think, too, it's nice that there's libations coming out of this.
How about belly button, sweat, julep?
Especially now, the belly button is one of the sweatier areas on a person.
Right.
But it's Sidney Sweeney
sweat.
Yes, okay.
Yes, I think so.
I think that's a that's a go.
Okay.
Oh really nice.
Did we do we trademark that Conrad?
Make sure you get that.
Sydney Sweeney, Lugie flavored Irish coffee creamer.
Mmm.
I think this is fantastic because, you know, the fun of putting creamer in the coffee is watching it go through the coffee, watching it swirl around.
With a lugi, it's going to be more viscous.
There's going to be, it's like swallowing the worm with tequila at the end.
You're going to get that salty lugi at the end, and that's the real treat.
That's going to be one of our higher priced.
And you know,
these might be kind of long shots, Bob, but we got to run soon because we have another guest coming out.
But Sydney Sweeney, vegetarian snot dogs is one.
And then how about fudge brownie bites?
I won't tell you where those come from.
OK, Bob Remerton, thank you very much for your time.
Good luck.
Sell, sell, sell, buddy.
We'll talk to you again soon.
I hope this is BeachBob at night.
And we're coming right back with Rich Tellerico on the Civic Media radio network.
Because it's never been beat and we've never missed
yet what the girls we
meet.
Welcome
back You cannot I don't know if I've ever met someone who didn't like the Beach Boys so Brian Wilson
I have all their albums.
I cannot thank him enough for his contributions to mankind.
Great stuff.
Our question of the night is what was your favorite year on the heels of Conrad's birthday?
Let us know.
Text us.
Stream us.
App us.
However you could do it.
Christina Laurie is coming up at 720.
We're going to talk about some of our favorite Wisconsin summer foods.
She puts all these lists together on Up North News.
So much fun.
And she gets a lot of info about Wisconsin food from the Food Network.
The Food Network has favorite Wisconsin products, too.
We'll talk to Christina about that at 720.
Right now, it is my pleasure to welcome back tonight, Light, one of our frequent flyers here.
He's become a good pal, and it's always fun to have him on the show.
He is written for Key and Peel, SNL.
And while he was at Key and Peel, by the way, Conrad, I don't know if you knew this.
He wrote the substitute teacher sketch.
Oh,
that's a great.
That's a great sketch.
Great sketch.
And he's written for Mad TV and SNL and Jay Leno and he's got all kinds of amazing writing credits.
The very funny Mr. Rich Talarico.
Hey buddy, how are you?
All right Pete Conrad, thanks for having me.
Wait, you're how?
Are you hanging
in with Bremerton tonight?
I'm at the Bremerton place.
This is a
One of the ladies that he dates lives here.
He doesn't live here.
Oh, okay.
I imagine that.
He's a mover and a shaker.
You're in good company, buddy.
Rich, how are you?
I'm great, Pete.
How you doing?
Pretty good.
So you told me the other day when we talked that you're chilling in central or near Niagara Falls, right?
Yes, I can see the mist from here.
I'm very close to Niagara Falls, and I'm here for a few months.
Uh, producing a project based on a script of mine about the first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, a lady named Annie Edson Taylor.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Is she the same person you sent me this?
All right.
I got confused.
I thought, uh, that's outstanding.
That thing like writes itself, I would imagine.
It really did.
I just I went to sleep and elves came into the room and wrote it when
I was sleeping.
All right, I love this and she was not a spring chicken when this happened, right?
Tell us all about Annie Edson Taylor, please.
No, she was a fall turkey at that point.
She was a 63 year old charm school teacher.
Victorian proper.
taught young women how to acquire husbands through grace lessons, through manners.
And she did well.
And she taught around the country, kind of had some, you know, crisscrossing the U.S.
teaching her classes.
And she settled in Bay City, Michigan in the late 1800s and opened a charm school.
But the problem was it failed because a lot of young women is this
century was turning to the 20th century.
We're interested in becoming suffragettes.
We're interesting in finding a voice.
They didn't care about wearing corsets and, you
know,
acquiring husbands through grace classes.
So she really hit the skids and was about to kill herself when she got a realization that she could reverse her fortunes if she became a daredevil.
So the script is called The Widow Daredevil.
And it's about how she does complete this stunt.
Her manager, and this is based on a true story, steals her barrel and goes on a speaking tour without her.
And then 10 years later, a man does the stunt and goes over the falls in a barrel and gets all the credit and accolades and world fame that she never did.
OK, that makes sense now, because when you said that, I could swear.
I didn't want to sound stupid.
I was like, wait a minute, I thought a guy did that.
How did you find this story, Rich?
Is it because you're from that area, or do you have a connection to the estate or something?
No, no, I, um, I remembered Annie because when I was younger, I grew up in near Utica, New York in a little town called Frankfurt, if anyone does familiar.
And, um, you know, we would come to Niagara Falls for school trips and, you know, my family took us here and there were always displays about Annie.
And this little lady and her bear a barrel that she basically reinforced and welded and did all the design and You know, she she built straps in it for her to hold on to and I mean you think about like a race car driver, you know They're going hundreds of miles an hour and they have all this protection Yeah, all she had was like a little heart-shaped pillow that she kind of held in place on her head and then they closed the barrel and the You know the the wall of the the ceiling of the barrel held that
you know, heart-shaped pillow on her head.
And she went, she went over the falls.
And a lot of people tried it after her.
There was a guy who went over and when they found the barrel, all that was in there was his arm.
So she was, you know, very smart.
She knew how to do it and she worked hard to, you know, complete the stunt.
And she's famously said, I'd rather be dead than have no money.
You know, every once in a while, you know, I love running across characters like this.
They, as they get older,
And it kind of plays into our theme tonight like Teddy Roosevelt resigned as the undersecretary of the Navy and let a charge up a hill because he didn't want to send guys into battle Annie Edson Taylor was broke and She comes she turns into a daredevil like where are these people in modern-day society rich?
You don't see people like this anymore
Yeah, you're right.
I don't know where they are.
I guess we'll have to inspire some with our with our project Yeah
But the story beyond that, it did end in kind of a sad way because she never really got her due and she lost her eyesight eventually and she moved to the falls and she would sell these pamphlets with her life story in them.
And that's how she kind of lived out her days.
So for the film version, you know, I was thinking, well, I want to find what's the positive ending here, you know?
And I thought, well, she taught for many generations.
You know, she taught a lot of young women.
They had to have been watching her.
They had to have been inspired by her courage.
And the subtitle of the movie is barrels of courage.
And
I thought, well, you know, maybe there's a young woman that, you know,
that helped the Suffragettes get the right to vote.
And maybe it was inspired by Annie.
So I kind of created another character, which is fictitious, who is fictitious, but she does stay with Annie through all of her adventures because Annie hired detectives to try to find the barrel.
So that's in the story.
And then I also have some scenes where she's crossing paths with people like Tesla and, you know,
people from the Temperance Movement,
Kerry
Aid Nation, there's a scene with her in Kerry Aid Nation, which is...
Rich, let's pick it up, let's pick it up right here after the news, okay?
We're coming right back.
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