Pete Vs. The Gorilla (Hour 1)

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Pete Vs. The Gorilla (Hour 1)

Nite Lite with Pete Schwaba and Greg Bach · Fri May 2, 2025

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Hey, welcome to Night Light.

This is Pete Schwabba.

Welcome to the show.

It's great to have you on this Friday night.

The weekend is finally here.

Conrad, how you doing?

Yeah,

Conrad

I'm doing good.

I'm doing good.

Pete Schwabba

I like the

Conrad

questions tonight.

I really do.

Pete Schwabba

I knew you would.

And I, you know, I'm not a huge Marvel fan myself, but you know what?

Let's change things up.

And

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let's get

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right to the question of the night, because we got Matt Miller coming

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in kind of

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early tonight from Milwaukee Film Festival.

So here's tonight's question of the night.

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OK, I have a question.

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Question.

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Questions.

What is your favorite Marvel movie or character?

There's a big release this weekend, folks.

Thunderbolts.

It's finally out in theaters.

So it begs the question, what is your favorite Marvel movie or character?

And I will admit, Conrad, I'm not a huge Marvel fan.

I enjoy the occasional Marvel movie, but I don't rush out to the theaters to see it.

But that's our question of the night, folks.

So let us know what you think at 855-752-4842-855-75 Civic.

Always more fun when you guys participate.

Wherever you're listening in the great state of Wisconsin, let us know over the phone, over the app, or on the stream at Facebook, Twix, or YouTube.

Let us know what you think.

What do you say, man?

You're going to see the movie tonight, right?

Conrad

Yeah.

Right after the show, I'm driving down to Kimberly to see it with my brother.

Because we're both big Marvel fans.

And I texted him.

I was like, you know, I'm coming over anyways tonight.

Do you want to go see it?

He's like, yes.

Pete Schwabba

I love it.

So and it's got really good reviews.

Yeah, I should have.

Yeah, you guys should be in for a treat and the dream

Conrad

lounger chairs too.

So I'm gonna be comfy.

Pete Schwabba

Oh, yeah.

Wait, what's the theater?

Conrad

Marcus theaters and it's in camera.

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

Okay.

Nice Outstanding.

So what's your who's your favorite?

Or what's your favorite movie?

Give me your movie and character because you could speak to both.

Conrad

Yeah, I was I was gonna say I was gonna do both anyway.

So I'll say my favorite movie is the original Iron Man.

Because that's the first Marvel movie I saw and it really started off for me.

And I was like, this is amazing.

Pete Schwabba

Oh, wow.

Conrad

I don't remember what age, but I really, really liked that movie the first time I saw it.

So I'll go with that.

But my favorite, my favorites out of the Marvel universe is, I would say, it's tough.

I've been going back and forth because I really liked WandaVision.

So I

Wanda's like one of my favorite characters because that show was one of the best shows in Marvel, I think.

But it's tough.

Iron Man and Captain America like a tie for me at first.

Pete Schwabba

It's funny.

I don't I don't know the characters like you do or the movies, but I it's hard not to like just based on what I've seen Captain America.

Conrad

Yeah,

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like Winter Soldier.

It's just because of his story before he became a superhero is kind of cool.

Yeah.

So I would probably say him or Wonder Woman.

Wonder.

Conrad

Oh, yeah.

I mean,

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well, that movie blew me away with Gal Gadot.

Like when she's crouching with that shield and like that is just one of the coolest scenes in any of the Marvel movies I've seen.

So I have a tie.

But my favorite film.

I

Conrad

don't even I wonder.

I had to stop you there.

Just Wonder Woman is actually DC.

Is that DC?

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

I meant to look that up before the show, but I didn't, so.

I'm still gonna say Wonder

Conrad

Woman.

That is a great movie.

All Wonder Woman movies are great.

Pete Schwabba

You know, now it's coming back to me.

Isn't that the one where they said finally DC is on the same level as Marvel?

Conrad

Yeah, that movie was... All the Wonder Woman movies are just fantastic.

And I think they do reach to the same level as Marvel.

Pete Schwabba

Okay.

I should have said Batman.

If I was just going to go DC anyway.

Conrad

Yeah, you just want to be confident.

Pete Schwabba

That begins is still probably my favorite.

And

Conrad

it's not, you know, the new Batman's not going to be released.

So

Pete Schwabba

it's postponed.

You mean?

Conrad

Well, it might not happen.

What do you know?

You know something?

I don't spell it, man.

Well, I mean, you know, our great news source, puberty said it

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might

Conrad

it might not happen.

It's been postponed.

I think like

two or three times already.

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It was supposed to

Conrad

come out this year, I think.

And it's been postponed to 2026.

Might even be postponed to 2027.

But I think if it gets postponed one more time, they just might call it quits on it.

Pete Schwabba

OK, wow.

That's the one with Robert Pattinson.

Yeah.

And that movie was fantastic.

Yeah, it was good.

It was a little long.

I thought it could have been about a half hour shorter.

But I say that about a lot of movies, you know, but

Conrad

it did feel like it was I was in there for four hours.

Pete Schwabba

So that's our question, folks.

Let us know.

We'll read your text on the radio.

We've got a great show tonight.

Matt Miller is here.

He is reporting live from the Milwaukee Film Festival.

Matt has been taking in all the movies, so he'll give us an update as to what is going on in Milwaukee tonight.

And that is just a few minutes away.

Matt is gonna join us at 6.20.

And then we have a special guest.

It's kind of a guest.

You know, there's been this big...

debate online about who would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla or a hundred men.

And I don't know why they went with a hundred.

Maybe they thought that's how many it would take to defeat a silverback gorilla.

But it seems like even 20 or 30 dudes, if they all went at the same time, not fearing for their lives could do it.

But I guess the catch is that they all are scared for their lives.

So you'd kind of ease in anyway This is all old news though folks because Conrad and I encountered so we stepped out to get lunch one day and We were up at Heritage Hill and lo and behold one of the gorillas got out of the zoo It was a silverback and we tried to corral it and get it back in in the zoo and I'll just say it didn't end well for Conrad and we're gonna play we have a clip about

Because I was recording it with my phone.

I should have probably dove in more and helped Conrad out But I did record it with my phone and we'll play that at 6 50 tonight after we let Matt get to his movie So we've got Matt Miller our encounter with a silverback gorilla at 6 50 and Mike Clements civic media sports authority joining the show at 7 0 5 and also folks

I know you know this, but I'm going to say it anyway.

It is Friday.

And that means it is a bar band Friday night.

Terry Barr from Max, Inc.

Radio will join the show at 735.

She has got two great songs and one great artist.

So we'll talk about that.

But Terry is calling it tonight, Conrad.

Conrad

She's yeah, she she's she's actually at a little little league tournament for her nephew, I believe.

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

But that's so cool because like she's still

Like she's a good aunt, but she's still keeping the Barbie and thing going.

She didn't take a vacation day from us, which I love.

So we'll hear some new tunes.

We'll have some great talks with Terry, Mike, and Matt Miller in just a few minutes.

Matt is also going to go over some big summer releases for the blockbuster releases that basically it's here, summer movie season.

I mean, it's May.

And this is when it starts.

This is about the time last year that the fall guy came out.

Maybe it was already out.

Maybe it was late.

Great

Conrad

movie.

Great movie.

Pete Schwabba

You just lost any credibility after your Marvel stuff.

I

Conrad

remember, remember what I said.

Last time I watched it, I fell asleep.

So.

Pete Schwabba

The fall guy?

Yeah.

I kind of do remember that.

I almost watched him.

Last night I was looking for something to watch.

I still can't.

I'm still waiting, putting off White Lotus season three for some reason.

I have to be in the right mind frame or mindset to watch that, but.

I went, I think it was on Netflix.

This film came up called classified starring Aaron Eckert.

And I like Aaron Eckert a lot, but man, as he made some dogs.

This guy makes great films.

He's a great actor, but he makes some clunkers.

So I went to my phone and I looked up classified on Rotten Tomatoes.

Zero percent from critics.

That might be because there weren't enough reviews, but.

8% of audience.

For our country, America, or even the world, to only draw an 8% with a major movie star in a film, that movie is awful.

It's got to be.

And obviously I didn't watch it, but I was, I was like, I was kind of angry at him.

I'm like, why do you have to do this?

Like he's made so much money.

He's made so many good films.

It's like, what are you thinking?

Conrad

Yeah, I got a movie recommendation for you this

Pete Schwabba

Yeah,

Conrad

maybe maybe some movie homework for

Pete Schwabba

you.

Oh, please.

Yes, I love homework

Conrad

It's called a simple favor and it's with Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively I know Blake Lively's kind of you know, but that was before

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everything

Conrad

and right It's a great movie if you haven't watched it that the sequel just came out yesterday It's called another simple favor and I watched it last night

And I think it was a fun movie.

It was good.

Some of the critics were right about it.

But also, I think people just don't like Blake Lively, so they pan

Pete Schwabba

it.

I think you're right.

You were concerned last night after you read a review for that movie, and that didn't pan out like everything was OK.

Conrad

I think it was a good sequel.

I don't think it was terrible.

All right.

Pete Schwabba

I settled on office space last night.

I tried through classic, which I haven't seen in about 10 years.

So I thought I'll put in an office space.

I'll go to bed happy and boy did I There's another thing happening in the news Terrence Howard Years ago, I know this is gonna sound weird.

I pitched a Marvin Gaye idea for a movie to a very big Hollywood producer one of the biggest there is I don't know why I Chose that to pitch him, but I'm not the guy to make a Marvin Gaye movie.

I'm just a huge fan

But we had a nice talk about it.

He liked the idea He he wasn't into making a Marvin Gaye biopic at the time but now there's one coming out and Terrence Howard passed on the role because it came out that Marvin Gaye was gay or at least bisexual and in the script there is something that calls for there's a scene that calls for Terrence Howard to kiss another man So he passed on the project.

He passed on the opportunity to play Marvin Gaye

one of the most iconic singers of all time, whose life was filled with drama.

And it's probably going to be a great film.

And Terrence Howard said, no, thank you, because he didn't want to kiss a man.

And then he followed it up and he said, I would.

If I had to kiss a man, I would cut my lips off.

Now, I have a couple of issues with this because I feel like if you're an actor, you got to get past that stuff.

It's just a kiss.

I wouldn't look forward to it, certainly.

But my god, to play Marvin Gaye.

But then to say this is to be so to escalate it like that and say I would cut my lips off Like why do you have to go to that extreme?

I Used to like this guy so much.

I used to love Terence Howard.

I I still like him as an actor.

He's got a cool look.

He's got a great voice, but I just They kind of brought him down a little bit for me.

I gotta be honest And that's it and then I read today too.

Also, I love this Tom Cruise

He does these stunts.

He does his own stunts and he's doing this stunt in Dead Reckoning, the second part of Dead Reckoning, which comes out.

It could be the last Mission Impossible film, number eight for Tom Cruise.

And he said he's doing this.

I mean, what this guy does, he's on an airplane wing going 120 miles an hour.

And he said it gets cold and it exerts a lot of energy.

So the breakfast he eats before he shoots seems like this.

He eats like a bunch of sausages and 12 eggs.

The guy's a legend, man.

All right, we're coming back with Matt Miller from the Milwaukee Film Festival.

We'll find out what Matt has been seeing there.

Still a lot of time if you want to catch a few movies in Milwaukee.

And we'll talk about the summer box office too.

Lots going on here at Nightlight.

So great to have you with me.

Do not miss.

Conrad and mine are in Conrad with the Silverback Gorilla that's coming up at 6.50.

It's Pete Schwabba and Nightlight on the Civic Media Radio

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Welcome back.

Before I forget, I don't want to forget Bud's text.

Bud listens overnights while he's around Madison delivering papers.

He says, hey, Pete Conrad called it.

My least favorite emoji is a rubber banded newspaper with raindrops falling on it.

Very responsible, Bud.

He says, apparently, subscribers hate to read wet newspapers.

It does happen occasionally.

By the way, I don't know if that emoji exists.

Love your show, Bud from Jane's.

Well, thank you, Bud.

And you know what?

Who's to say you can't switch careers now and create emojis?

I love that.

Bud continues, great interview with Dobie Maxwell-Pete.

I really enjoy the comedians you have on.

I don't see many movies, so I usually half listen when you're talking movies.

Not cool, Bud.

He says love your show bud from Jamesville PS subscribers are going to start complaining about late papers since I'm taking too much time to text you keep texting bud And then he apologized for signing Conrad's name with a C. That's all right Conrad doesn't really care He's a pretty good sport about that and please keep listening and please keep texting but use two hands when you're driving bud All right, so Mike Clements at 705 Conrad and I taking on a silver back gorilla at 650

Terry Bart, 735.

That's a show, folks.

It's a Friday night.

Perfect way to send you into the weekend.

And right now, I'm excited to welcome my next guest.

He's a regular here at Nightlight, and he is a Milwaukee film critic who joins us from the Milwaukee Film Festival tonight, our pal, Matt Miller.

Hey, Matt.

Matt Miller (film critic)

Hey, I am reporting on location tonight at the Oriental

Pete Schwabba (host)

Theater.

I love it.

That's fantastic.

How does it look?

Is it beautiful?

That's one of my favorite movie theaters anywhere.

Matt Miller (film critic)

It is resplendent.

I always tell people the Oriental Theater is my favorite place in all of Milwaukee.

That's probably the film fan in me saying that, but I just think there's nothing like seeing a movie at the Oriental.

And we're all very excited.

It's a centerpiece movie tonight.

There's screening the documentary, The Librarians, obviously very politically of the moment talking about

book banning in libraries and freedom of speech.

So I think it's going to be a very powerful movie, very potent one for our current political environment.

And very excited to check that one out.

Pete Schwabba (host)

That's fantastic.

You know, it's funny with the book banning, Matt.

A friend of mine, Dave Patterson, his mom wrote The Bridge to Terabithia.

Catherine Patterson, a Newberry winner.

Yeah, and he wrote the film version.

He's been on the show several times.

Really great guy.

That book, I decided to read with my daughter while she was in middle school, and I wept twice.

It's such beautiful writing, and that book has been banned.

And I'm like, what is the matter with people?

I just don't get it.

So that is a great movie.

I haven't seen it, but I've heard really good things about the librarians.

Matt Miller (film critic)

Yeah, and I believe the director I believe is Kim Snyder who directed the documentary called Us Kids about the growing political young movement Really really excited to text this one out tonight Screenings at 7 so if you're listening and you're in the Milwaukee area come on down

Pete Schwabba (host)

You got time and say hi to Matt Miller What what have you what's been the vibe there Matt?

Have you just been going in the movies?

Have you gone to any events?

What else have you seen?

Let's start there

Matt Miller (film critic)

I'm a movie head, so I just go to all the movies like a complete weirdo, but it's been a really heartening film festival this year.

Obviously, there's always talk about, you know, movies, struggles, post-COVID and stuff like that, and Milwaukee Film has had some changes over the past few years, but it's just been really wonderful seeing the crowds at these festivals.

For movies I would not expect there to be crowds for.

I went to attend 30 in the morning screening of a documentary about former Pizza Hut locations.

That was almost entirely sold out.

That one was like tons of audience and members there for that one.

And then at like 8.30 on a Monday night, I went to go see a Czech journalism drama called Waves.

And that one was almost entirely full as well.

So it's just been really wonderful to see people showing up for the Milwaukee Film Festival and seeing some really good movies in the process as well.

It's been a lot of really good stuff thus far.

And we still have another whole week to go.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Yeah, that's great that it's a two-week two-week dealio.

What was the Pizza Hut documentary like was that really cool?

Matt Miller (film critic)

I Really liked it.

That's actually one of the standouts of the festival for me It's called slice of life the American dream and former Pizza Hut And it's a documentary that kind of goes goes to various pizza hut locations throughout the country that Closed if you remember those iconic kind of Pizza Hut locations with the kind of slice shaped windows

And it goes to these former Pizza Hut locations that have become something else that in one case became one of the first LGBTQ churches in Florida.

Another one became a barbecue shop in Illinois.

Another one became a dispensary in Colorado and kind of detailing how all these locations kind of paint a picture of America and of the American dream and kind of, you know, the transformation that our country does.

I thought it was really great really charming really good subjects Yeah, that's been one of the three standouts.

I would say of the festival for me so far

Pete Schwabba (host)

So have you seen the movie the secret mall apartment?

Matt Miller (film critic)

I Did that is I was actually gonna say that is another one of the standout movies that I saw at the film festival this year.

It's

very fun for people who don't know and can't tell by the title of the movie.

It is about some people who built a secret apartment in a mall in Providence.

And it's a very fun documentary, kind of a caper documentary, but also gets into, you know, what's this art and what is the definition of art and, you know, the people trying to, in their way, fight back against kind of this corporate behemoth taking over Providence, Rhode Island.

I really like Secret Mall apartment.

I'm hoping that maybe it comes back for a post festival run.

But yeah, that one's really tremendous.

If people can seek that one out wherever you can find it.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I thought that was just like the coolest sounding movie.

And I love the poster.

It just got me.

It really hooked me.

I can't wait to see it.

I'm sure it'll end up streaming somewhere.

But Matt Miller is here.

We're going to talk about the Milwaukee Film Festival for a couple more minutes.

And then we'll talk about the summer blockbuster season, which is upon us, folks.

He is reporting live from the Milwaukee Film Festival.

Get down to the Oriental tonight and check out librarians.

If you're looking for something to do, Matt will be there and he will be here after the news.

We'll be right back.

It's Nightlight with Pete Schwabba on the Civic Media Radio Network.

Pete Schwabba

We are back here at night lights.

I am peach boba great to have you with me on this Friday night We got a lot going on tonight folks our question of the night is what is your favorite Marvel movie or character?

I said mistakenly Wonder Woman that shows you what I know about Marvel, but I kind of suspect that I was off on that one I kind of thought it was DC and Conrad says iron so right now on the phone with us is our buddy Matt Miller he is

calling us live from the Milwaukee Film Festival, where he is about to see the librarians at the beautiful Oriental Theater.

Matt, what else have you seen?

Did you see a movie by any chance called The Dells?

Matt Miller (caller)

Unfortunately, that was on my to-do list.

It was on my hot list.

And unfortunately, I had to eat dinner.

I had to finally make some time to eat food and drink water.

So unfortunately, I wasn't able to see The Dells, but I heard very good things about that one.

Pete Schwabba

I'm sorry, I thought you were serious about movie watching that.

I

Matt Miller (caller)

know, I know.

Here I was thinking I was a dedicated cinephile and instead I'm just a nerd.

I

Pete Schwabba

know another film tonight playing because I think my son is going to go see it as AJ goes to the dog park.

That looks really interesting and I had the filmmakers on the show here.

Have you heard anything about that?

Matt Miller (caller)

Yeah, that's one of the hula gante options I believe as well, which honestly this year I think is where you can find a lot of the busiest ones.

this year.

I know that's where the new Cronenberg is here with the Shroud stuff like Sister Midnight as well.

A dead lover.

Lots of really fun, weird stuff to be found at that Hula Gante selection.

And I've heard some people have checked out that AJ goes to the park and I've had a really good time with it.

Kind of almost seems like maybe it's got like a Joe Parra vibe to it, which is a fun vibe to have.

So another one people can check out at the film festival.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah, and it's I think that's one of the films that has like three screenings So if you miss it tonight, you might have enough I think it's already played once but maybe you have more opportunity to see it, but it looks

Matt Miller (caller)

Yeah, that's an important thing about the film festival.

There's still a whole other week of it left So there's a lot of movies that haven't even played really yet.

I know there's a documentary called the Diamond King About the official artist of the baseball Hall of Fame and

Painted a lot of the Don Russ Diamond King baseball cards.

I think that one sounds great And obviously we still have the closing night movie Jane Austen wrecked my life, which is a rom-com in theaters I know how crazy a rom-com in theaters.

What a concept

Pete Schwabba

Yeah, the Diamond King looked really good too we had Mark Evans on the show talking about his His film and that that sounded fascinating too the lineups of films just look fantastic Have you gone to any events?

Matt, have you been to any of these happy hours they call them, or mixer type thelios, or afterwards parties?

Matt Miller (caller)

Unfortunately, I'm not much of a party guy, and I haven't been able to make my way to many of those yet, but obviously that's kind of a cool part of the film festival is that it is as much about what's off-screen as it is on, that you get to have these really cool interactions with either your fellow filmgoers or with the directors of the film.

I know in the case of the opening night film, Sally,

The director was here in town for that and I believe one of the subjects was as well So it's always a really exciting way to see a movie to know that you know, there's stuff going on beyond the theater as well

Pete Schwabba

Absolutely Let's switch Matt.

I know you're limited on time tonight.

We'll get you out of here before the next break But what the summer box office is basically here like you mentioned earlier in our text exchange I was thinking it was mission mission impossible the final reckoning

kind of kicked it off.

But what in like, what are you looking forward to?

What do you think will be the obviously mission impossible?

But after that, what are you looking forward to this summer?

Matt Miller (caller)

Yeah, I'm actually really looking forward to this year's summer blockbuster lineup.

Obviously, it's a lot of franchises.

Obviously, it's a lot of, you know, traditional blockbuster stuff.

But I do think some of it has a little bit more personality this year.

You have your mission impossible, which has, you know, Tom Cruise like putting in an effort the way no other movie stars putting in an effort.

You've got this.

You've got the live action Lilo and Stitch movie, which actually looks really charming.

You've you've got a lot of interesting horror stuff this summer coming out with 28 years later, which is not only a sequel to.

not only a sequel to the very good zombie movie from about 20 years ago at this point, but also is the first Danny Boyle movie to come out in about five years.

For those who don't know, Danny Boyle did train spotting.

He did Slumdog Millionaire.

For some odd reason, his career is kind of, unfortunately, I just think they don't make the kind of movies that he's very good at making anymore.

So I'm excited to see a new Danny Boyle movie coming out.

a new movie called Weapons from the director of Barbarian, the horror movie hit from a few years ago.

So it's a really good mix this summer.

We don't oftentimes have a good mix of a summer, but this year you've got original movies, you've got some comedies with the naked gun reboot.

And you've got franchises that I think people are actually excited about the new installments as opposed to franchises where it just feels like, well, our board at the studio told us that we have to make a new sequel because it hasn't made a billion dollars lately.

There's not as many of those dead-in-the-water franchise movies as we sometimes get in the summer.

Pete Schwabba

Danny Boyle too directed I think he directed the first 28 days, but then did not direct the second one So that's interesting that he's coming back and I liked the second one too, but I'm excited to see to see this one as well What have you heard anything and I agree with you Tom Cruise I was just reading before on the show his his breakfast he eats before he does these crazy cliff climbing plane

Flipping scenes where he eats a dozen eggs and all this sausage because he burns so many calories and he it's cold apparently Have you heard anything about the movie?

I know it's gonna be awesome

Matt Miller (caller)

Yeah, I don't think they've premiered it yet.

So I haven't heard much but there's obviously a lot of excitement about it.

It is Giant air quotes the final mission impossible movie.

I'm sure they'll try to reboot it in a few years But I think this will definitely be the last one Tom Cruise has planned for a while and

I mean, the movies he's made with McCory, Christopher McCory, his writer-director, that is, he's joined the franchise ever since Rogue Nation.

And he just really is in tune with what Tom Cruise is best at.

I love the way he captures these old school stunts, these insane stunts that he does.

So I'm really, that's definitely one of the top five movies this summer that I'm looking forward to.

And you're gonna see that one on the largest screen possible, absolutely.

Pete Schwabba

Absolutely, yeah, I think I can I'm gonna watch all of them ahead of time too before I go and see that one just

Matt Miller (caller)

The thing is they're all really good.

They're almost all really good I don't like Mission Impossible 2, but otherwise else you've got a really good marathon there

Pete Schwabba

Absolutely.

No, Mission Impossible 2 was horrible and it was written by Robert Town, which was crazy But I think it was like a paycheck because that movie lost me but other than that

Matt Miller (caller)

Yeah,

Pete Schwabba

they've all been amazing like it's it's an incredible franchise

Matt Miller (caller)

And also, honestly, if Mission Impossible 2 is the worst entry in your franchise, that's a pretty good franchise, because at least Mission Impossible 2 has that crazy operatic John Woo about it.

You know, at least it's got a personality.

You know, it's got a boring bad franchise entry, like so many franchises aren't there.

Pete Schwabba

Very well said.

So let's talk about, you saw, Matt Miller is my guest, check out his work at A Man About Film.

I assume you'll have an article after the Milwaukee Film Festival, Matt, on your sub-stack.

We'll look forward to reading that at some point, but what have you seen?

I know we talked about, I have not seen Sinners yet, but you have.

Did you like Sinners?

Matt Miller (caller)

I'm a really big fan of Sinners.

That is the new Ryan Coogler juke joint vampire movie that has become a box office sensation.

Which you love to see but I think that movie is tremendously done Ryan Coogler is one of our best young kind of emerging directors Obviously, he did Fruitvale station and Creed and the Black Panther movies And yeah, I think sinners.

It's the music is incredible in it.

It's mostly a music movie Which is great.

It's beautifully shot.

It's scary when it's time to be scary.

It's funny There's a shot in the middle of the movie that if I see a better shot this year

I'm having a very good year, just a perfect calculation of what the movie is trying to talk about in terms of culture and in terms of kind of, you know, culture clashes and things of that nature.

Really, really good movie.

It is kind of blockbuster.

You want to see Hollywood make where it is good entertainment, but also a lot on its mind, a lot to chew on afterwards.

I really enjoy centers.

Pete Schwabba

Wow, I'm so excited to see that I kept missing the times and and talk about Ryan Coogler He has got the Midas touch man.

I don't think he's made a film that hasn't made a ton of money.

I mean Yeah,

Matt Miller (caller)

he's and all he's done is make great hits and a lot of times out of movies I mean we forget that no one was really looking forward to Creed before Creed that came out

It seems like kind of, you know, shameless nostalgia franchise bait.

And then it came out and it was like, is this the best Rocky movie?

Like did he make, you know, did he top the original with Creed?

Um, and then obviously he did Black Panther, which I think is probably the second best Marvel movie across all of its 30 some movies at this point.

I think that's in the conversation.

And even Wakanda forever, you know, for a movie that had so much writing on it and, you know, it's, it's lead passes away.

And, you know, it's in the weird MCU stew of trying to set up this post-Endgame world.

I think that movie actually is a lot better than people might think.

The Ryan Coogler part of that movie is really good.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah, well said.

All right, so let's try to get through a couple more of these before we let you go, Matt.

Drop.

What did you think about drop?

I liked about 75% of it.

I thought the end got a little crazy, but what was your take on drop?

Matt Miller (caller)

Yeah, I really wanted to like drop more than I did.

The movie, I think it's this who done it that kind of doesn't really supply you with a really interesting batch of kind of, you know, question marks and mysteries.

And as a result, you kind of midway through the movie are like, I'm just watching a movie about a woman on her phone.

Like that's what this movie is going to be.

And, you know, it's really hard to make people just sitting on their phone at an awkward dinner, good cinema.

And the director tries his best, but I just don't think there's enough kind of meat to the mystery and to the entertainment aspect of that movie.

I really wanted to love that movie.

And I kind of walked out just kind of being like, that's fine.

Pete Schwabba

You know, I was kind of the same way, like she's on her phone and as it's wrapping up, Brandon Slunar says, I'll call 911 and the guy was already in her house.

And then she

Matt Miller (caller)

takes the

Pete Schwabba

elevator down 80 floors, gets in her car, hits traffic, gets to her house and somehow the thing's not over.

It's just, it's

Matt Miller (caller)

like, it's just sloppy

Pete Schwabba

writing.

You know, that can be fixed.

It was

Matt Miller (caller)

really frustrating.

And I also, I think the movie starts poorly too because this movie, which

seems like it's gonna be a light, fun, you know, kind of like dinner who done it murder thing.

And it starts and it wants to be this, you know, stereotypical 21st century.

No, actually, this horror movie is about trauma.

And it's about, you know, it's about these heavy subjects.

And I think that's fine.

I think there are a lot of really good horror movies about trauma and about how like, you know, the real monster in this movie is depression and all these kind of mental things.

And I think there are really good movies about that.

We don't need every single horror movie to be, but actually it's about trauma.

You know, it'd be nice in the case of, and especially in the case of Drop, which it feels like such a tonal clash with the rest of the movie, which is supposed to be, you know, kind of this lighter, fun, kind of weird, contrived dinner, hitchcock mystery to kind of have this really serious undertone to start the thing kind of just.

You're not buckled in for a wild ride.

You're kind of like, oh, this is this is a darker thing than I really want.

Pete Schwabba

Right.

Matt, we got about 30 or 40 seconds left, Matt.

Did you see warfare?

I

Matt Miller (caller)

did see warfare.

I think warfare is quite a good movie.

That's the new war movie directed by Alex Garland, who we just talked about.

He's worked with Danny Boyle a lot in the past.

He actually wrote 28 days later.

And this is a Iraq war movie.

Very immersive.

Uh, doesn't make you want to go to war.

It's a very effective war movie.

Pete Schwabba

I thought it was outstanding.

I really did.

And, uh, I look forward to doing this again soon, buddy.

I know you got a movie to get to, but I appreciate you taking the time out.

Thank you so much and enjoy your hometown movie festival, Matt.

It's

Matt Miller (caller)

fantastic.

Pete, thank you so much for having me.

Pete Schwabba

Always.

We'll get a wrap up when this thing's done, but thanks so much, Matt.

You bet.

Okay, buddy.

All right, that's Matt Miller.

We are coming right back with Conrad and me taking on a silver back gorilla.

It's right after the break, folks.

This is Pete Schwabba in Nightlight on the Civic Media Radio

Matt Miller (caller)

Network.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Welcome back.

All right, it is Friday night Here on the civic media radio network folks great to have you with me.

This is nightlight.

I am Pete Schwabba and We've got our question of the night is what is your favorite Marvel movie or character you can answer either way I

Admittedly, I'm not a huge Marvel guy.

I don't know.

I mean, I've seen most of the films, I would say, but it's not in my wheelhouse.

But I thought I would put it out there.

I know there are a lot of Marvel fans that listen to the show, including the kid, Conrad Krieger.

And so you can share your favorite Marvel movie with us or character at 855-752-4842-8555 Civic or text us on the stream if you're watching on YouTube, Facebook, or Twix.

And you can also text us on the Civic Media app.

PJ, on the stream says, my favorite Marvel character is Cyclops.

I'd like to be able to emit a laser beam from my eyes.

Well, who wouldn't, PJ?

That would be a pretty cool party trick.

Do you know Cyclops, Con?

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

Yeah, I think it would be really cool to do that, too.

Me, too.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I think, I don't know who it was.

It was George Carlin or someone used to joke about the flamethrower.

He's like, how did the flamethrower?

How did that get invented?

It's like if some guy's sitting there going, man, I'd really like to set that guy on fire.

But he's so far away.

Like seriously out of the flamethrower.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Mark from Prairie to Sax says the Eternals deserved a sequel.

Yes, it does.

It's the Angelina Jolie one, right?

Yeah, that was kind of a big movie, right?

I

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

think it did

Pete Schwabba (host)

well.

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

I think it... I don't remember her being in that, to be honest.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I think it was Angelina Jolie and then the girl from Crazy Rich Asians.

So

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

the Eternals start Kit Harrington.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Yeah, Kit Harrington.

Yeah.

Let's pull it up.

Salma Hayek.

Yeah, Angelina Jolie's in it.

And Richard Madden, Gemma Chan, too, from Crazy Rich Asians.

I didn't know her name, but I knew she was.

Oh, Barry Keogan, our bathtub bell.

Yeah.

All right.

That's a good one.

Thank you.

Who texted that?

Mark, from Prairie to Sack.

Thank you, Mark.

Susan from McFarland says good evening Pete and Conrad.

I'm driving so I'll probably spell Conrad wrong.

You did but that's okay She says anyway want my first question is why would men want to fight a silverback gorilla?

And my favorite Marvel movies are actually Dr. Strange.

I really haven't finished them anyway.

Have a nice evening Hours, okay.

Well, thank you Susan and all right, let's get into that before we Run out of time here because the silverback gorilla issue online.

It's all over the internet

And the debate is, can 100 men defeat a silverback gorilla in basically hand-to-hand combat?

Really weird.

It's weird that someone would want to know this.

It's also weird that it's become a phenomenon.

I watched this clip last night on NBC News that said they did this whole breakdown.

And apparently the gorilla would get tired and the men would prevail.

But a lot of men would get their ass kicked early.

Part of the issue was men would go in tentatively and not really want to rush the gorilla So they would have to have a plan of attack if all hundred men weren't afraid of dying and they rushed the gorilla.

It's over But there's a fear factor here But it is weird and the silverback gorilla as I was reading about it last night is in danger like why would you You know Isn't it enough that we hate Canada now in Greenland?

We have to hate the silverback girl.

Why would we want to fight a silverback gorilla an endangered species?

Conrad, I'm asking you.

I don't know.

All right.

So what people might not know, Con, is that Conrad and I, like I said, we were at Heritage Hill recently, last summer, I think it was, and a Silverback gorilla got out.

And we thought we would be good citizens and try to corral the Silverback gorilla, get it back to the zoo.

So it was two of us against the Silverback gorilla.

And here's what happened.

Pete (role-play narrator)

Go!

Get him!

Conrad,

Conrad (role-play narrator)

get him!

to punch him in the head, twip his legs.

Headlock.

You got this.

No, I don't.

Get in there.

I don't.

Get him.

Come on.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Headlock.

No.

Kick him in the balls.

Oh.

Oh, he's fighting dirty.

Come on.

Come on.

Grab him.

Oh, he's got both my legs.

I got this.

I got this.

I got this.

Oh.

He's got both my legs.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm getting out of here.

He just threw me.

Unknown speaker

Ah.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Man, it took you a while to get over that.

I had bumps and bruises, but I will admit you took the brunt of it.

I thought I was more the strategy guy.

I'm gonna tell you where to attack.

But you got through it okay.

You met your deductible, certainly, but you were brave in the face of danger.

I will say that, buddy.

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

Yeah, I wouldn't fight another one.

I'll tell you that.

Pete Schwabba (host)

No, you healed remarkably well, too.

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

Yeah, like two

Pete Schwabba (host)

days.

I was healed.

Yeah, you were back, back behind the board, and healed up right in time for your trip to Italy, which was nice.

But watch out for those silverback gorillas, folks.

They're not, they're not gentle creatures.

They're not docile, but they're, I don't know why we need to fight them.

Like, that was a hap, that just happened to, he just happened across our paths.

That's a weird thing.

It's not like we went looking for trouble.

This poor guy, we just wanted to get him back to safety.

All right, so there you go.

That's our silverback gorilla issue that was fun to make.

Tony, the trucker from the 608 says, Pete, it's the Hulk.

Over the past 50 years, I've had jobs that required me to consistently lift heavy things resulting in bulging muscles.

Finding clothes to fit was a curse.

I'm with you, buddy.

Do more reps, though, and just tone yourself, Tony.

Don't try to.

You don't need to pack muscle on at this point.

Who are you trying to impress, really?

Be careful out there.

Tom from New Berlin says, Groot love.

What is that kind of?

Is that the Eternals?

Are those the creatures?

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

No, Groot is from the gardens of the galaxy.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Oh, okay.

I gotta brush up on my Marvel stuff.

This is embarrassing.

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

Your DC stuff.

Pete Schwabba (host)

My DC stuff.

Oh, I love DC.

Paula Conrad's mom checks in and says, my favorite Marvel movie is Guardians of the Galaxy.

I enjoyed the humor.

Conrad Krieger (regular contributor)

Yeah, it's really funny.

Pete Schwabba (host)

If you remember David Batista, he was very funny at it.

All right, keep those texts coming, folks.

What is your favorite Marvel movie and your favorite Marvel character?

You can make some match.

We're coming right back with our pal, Mike Clemens.

He's here after intermission.

It's Pete Schwabba and Nightlight on the Civic Media Radio

Mike Clemens (guest)

Network.

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This is Night Light with Pete Chwaba.

Your inside source on everything entertainment from Wisconsin to Hollywood.

And now, a guy who does his own stunts, Pete Chwaba.

Pete Schwabba

I was talking for a minute.

Conrad

Your camera was not I just

Pete Schwabba

I just did the most beautiful comeback on the show.

It would have won we it would have won me a what is it a local Emmy maybe a regional Emmy.

Okay.

Okay.

And I had my voice.

Oh my God.

Welcome back tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen, that is one of the flaws of doing the show.

But it is great to have you with me as we start act two tonight.

And having a lot of fun here.

Matt Miller was here.

We played some audio of Conrad and I fighting a silverback gorilla.

There was only two of us We did our best and uh, we've still got terry bar coming up at 7 35 on a barband friday night And our pal mike clements is going to join us in just a second our question of the night is What is your favorite marvel movie or character share that with us on the text line at 8 5 5 7 5 2 4 8 4 2 8 5 5 7 5 civic

or on the app or on the stream if you're watching on YouTube, Facebook, or Twix.

Great to have you with me on this Friday night.

It's great to have Mike Clemens with me in studio.

I only wish I were there to welcome them in person.

Hey, buddy, how are you?

Mike Clemens

Good, Pete.

How are you?

Pete Schwabba

Good.

You look good there with the WGBW behind you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you work out of there a lot with the draft when you were in town?

Mike Clemens

Yeah, yeah, I actually use the facility here downtown worked out great only one parking ticket And right now I you know, you guys, you know, it's it's downtown on Friday night in Green Bay.

It's hoppin.

I'm parked like an ash wobbon on I mean it about three four blocks away or so

Pete Schwabba

Listen go next door Mike get yourself some gelato.

It's delicious.

Oh

Jocelyn and at B. I think is his name.

Wonderful people.

I'll say.

PJ (caller)

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah.

If I had known you were coming in, I don't know why we didn't.

I thought for some reason you were on the phone.

I would have been there because it would have been great to see you, but it's great to see you like this.

And I appreciate you taking the time.

Mike Clemens

Well, it came up because we got to rookie mini camp going on this weekend for the Packers.

Okay.

And then tomorrow night, I got to Brewers and Cubs to cover at the field and then a Sunday afternoon game and the Astros come to town.

So drove up this morning.

And got here and we, uh, and then we got to talk to all the players, all the rookie draft picks, starting with Matthew Golden, the wide receiver out of Texas.

They took in the first round.

Conrad was there in person out there in the crowd, you know, watching what happened.

And I'm excited, man.

He's, he's, um, I, I said to him today, is this been a blur?

Cause like nine years ago, Pete, he and his mom were living outside of a Walmart.

Oh my gosh with no place to live and he's like in junior high and he's gone from that To high school to a family taking him in for three years to getting into Houston and then transferring order to Texas and the Longhorns where he's in more of a pro set and then getting in the first round pick and being on that giant stage in front of 200,000 people I mean what that's been a blur But he said you know I work hard at this

Every day and that's all I'm here.

And yeah, every once in a while he has to catch his breath But I'm really excited to see what this game we're gonna get to see him in practice tomorrow That's

Pete Schwabba

exciting and I'm sure no one is more excited than Jordan Love.

What do you make of that mic that?

It didn't really draft receivers in the first round for Farver or Aaron Rodgers But here we go this guy runs like a four.

He runs like a 3-1 40.

He's very fast I saw him last night in a video running the 40 was incredible.

I

Mike Clemens

Yeah, just from what I have watched of his tape at Texas a little bit of them reminds me of that first year with a guy named Greg Jennings We could have that kind of breakaway speed the good hands Now we just want to see how crisp the routes are How smart of a player he is because Greg was very smart Greg Jennings man I remember his rookie mini camp and on me doing reports and say this dude looks like he's been here five years I mean he took off right away with farve, you know

and led to that outside threat.

And then they had all those different receivers back then from different sizes and shapes, and you know, on a tight end and your Michael Finley and everything like that.

But we'll see, we'll see.

You know, I get to, I get to see him work out for the first time tomorrow.

But yeah, Matthew Golden, and I also said to him, I said, so he's aware that, you know, they have not taken a wide receiver in the first round from the Green Bay Packers since 2002.

I said, yeah, Javon Walker, I said, do you realize?

You weren't born yet.

You weren't even born yet.

He says, he says, it's clear to me how significant this is.

And he put it on his shoulders.

He wants to be that standout guy to make sure to say to everybody, the Packer fans, they made the right choice, taking me at 23rd overall in front of 200,000 people.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah.

No, you love God.

You love that kind of attitude, especially from a rookie.

What else stood out to you?

Mike about the draft.

I mean, this is a historic event for Green Bay.

It must have been really cool being there.

Did anything happen that surprised you or kind of blew you away at any level?

Mike Clemens

Yeah, you drew 600,000 people and you had one arrest.

Eight people asked to leave, one arrest with the fortress of security that was around that place.

Think about this, 600,000 people in three days.

And of course, Friday was cold and rainy all day long.

Summerfest or Wisconsin State Fair that runs 10 11 days.

Yeah, you know Green Bay match their attendance in three days That's that's how it that's how intense it was over there and the other thing And I learned true is you know, you had to get a free pass, you know Conrad knows this you got your you wanted an applied for pass Maybe had to give up your email and you get your ticket on your phone and then you show that ticket

when you went through security to get inside in the parking lot in front of the stage.

That's not how they took attendance.

And you know, down in Milwaukee, back in the day, you know, 20 years ago or further back, when they did the circus parade, there were some, there were some political talk guys that were like, oh, you know,

Why is this city spending all this money for this parade?

And they were questioning the police estimates of the crowd.

There wasn't a half a million people there.

And we're spending too much money as taxpayers to fund this parade and blah, blah, blah, blah, all that stuff.

So to me, crowd estimates in the state have always been kind of sensitive because there's always sort of tax dollars attached to it.

The way they measured this was they had the cameras they had all set up.

hooked up to a computer that counts the heads through the TV pictures they took.

Oh, my gosh.

That's where we're at in terms of the technology.

That's how they got that attendance level.

The other thing I found out, too, was that yeah, Homeland Security was very interested in that event.

You find out this stuff.

Well, I kind of knew some of this before because some contacts I had.

There was as many as 300 folks that were signed up for Homeland Security.

dressed as fans dispersed amongst the crowd at the very least armed with cell phones.

But the minute they saw something weird going on, they could report it.

You would never know that they were agents, but they were there dressed, you know, spread out and scanning the crowd, making sure everybody was behaving.

There wasn't anything weird going on.

So a lot of planning went into this thing.

And that's great.

And it paid off.

I mean, now there's there's there are restaurants and businesses.

And Pete, I see that I've been to 20 Super Bowls and I see this every year.

You know, the Super Bowl is coming to Jacksonville, Florida.

It's coming back to New Orleans.

It's coming to Indianapolis.

And, you know, for two years, they're pounding.

It's going to be big.

All the crowds and all that.

And then you go to a sports bar about 15 miles away from the stadium where the Super Bowl is going to be held.

Unlike Wednesday night before the game, right?

And they've got extra staff extra bartenders everybody all around and they're like, you know We got like 20 people here They think that Terry Bradshaw and the whole Fox crew are gonna come walk it in they're gonna see celebrities and it's not that way, you know what happens is all the residents gets out of their habits and they've decided I don't want to fight all those roadblocks and security.

Oh, yeah down they stay home and it screws up

You know the the ecosystem of the economy the economy and I'm hearing a lot of that from some of the area businesses that said, you know, it was Actually kind of slow, you know, where were all the people and stuff?

Well, they were down there You know and that they they were the out of towners and everything and a lot of the folks that lived in the Green Bay or shit But you know, I remind them I said look I see this every year when I go to Super Bowl because there's that two-year build-up

The game is on sunday night.

It draws 133 million people more than apollo 11, right?

Sets ratings records.

And then on monday, it's the big celebration.

It was a great game.

Great, you know, everything went okay.

Then about tuesday or wednesday morning, front page paper is the super bowl to our town.

Question mark.

Was it worth it?

Because they've spent all that money, tax money, and extra label to draw that thing there.

And the answer to the question is yeah.

because I just told you some of the cities I've been to, Minneapolis, you know, and they had the press conferences all week long in the cold, but in the Mall of America was a great setting.

You brought the media and all this attention to your town, and it will show up later on in the tourism that people say, oh, this is where they held the draft.

Pete Schwabba

It's like perfect.

It's it's like perfect Advertising I agree with you.

I mean you can't like this is like legendary for Green Bay and people already are fascinated by Green Bay anyway because of the size of the town and we have a team and all that kind of stuff So yeah, I think it's a I think it's a great thing.

My Clemens is joining us here on nightlight.

He just covered the draft last weekend and

Mike, what else?

What else should we?

I know that Luke Fickle was in the news today.

I know the Cubs were playing the Brewers.

The Bucks made kind of a bummer of an exit.

Can I ask you, do you have any thoughts on Yanis?

What do you think is going to happen there?

Mike Clemens

You're going to see all these stories.

They're already started on ESPN.

Is Yanis leaving Milwaukee?

Yeah.

I am not as conspiracy guy, but I think that it's pretty solid that there are some NBA owners.

And there's two or three networks that spend hundreds of millions of dollars to get the rights of the NBA that are trying to do everything again to get the ratings of that product up by another decimal point.

Because the NBA doesn't draw as much as it should.

And they would love to see a guy like Giannis Santettacupo in New York or in LA, not in Milwaukee, not in Indianapolis and all that.

And you're going to see them keep on suggesting that.

Whereas Giannis has told our local reporters that they're there every day, I don't want to leave here.

I'm going to want another one here.

I love it in Milwaukee.

I want to do it for Milwaukee.

And that'll be the, that'll be what will be going on for the next several weeks and months.

Pete Schwabba

So he said that, but is he, you know, even from friends of mine who were like, uh, great bucks fans and that they're saying like, Oh, well, they wouldn't even blame him if he left, but you're saying he still wants to stay still committed to Milwaukee despite these hurdles that they, the team is facing.

Right.

Right.

Oh, that's fantastic.

All right, Mike Clemens is here, folks.

It's great to have you here with us on this Friday night.

Hopefully we can keep Mike for a few minutes after the break, and then Terry Barr will be along at 7.35.

Our question of the night, folks, is what is your favorite Marvel movie or character?

Conrad, I'm envious.

You get to hang out with Mike.

Yes.

I didn't know that.

It's like I feel like the cool kids are hanging out.

You get Mike Clemens' FaceTime.

I'm very envious.

PJ on the stream says that was good and that was around the time we played our sketch.

Conrad

Yes, yes.

Thanks.

My pain is your amusement.

Pete Schwabba

Silverback Arilla opened up again a whoop ass on Conrad and me, but Conrad got the brunt of it.

We are coming back after a very short break.

We'll have more with Mike Clemens and then Terry Barr comes along at 735.

Hey, it's great to have you with me.

Hope you're having fun with us here tonight on Nightlight, folks.

It's Pete Schwabba and I'm on the Civic Media Radio

PJ (caller)

Network.

Pete Schwab (host)

Civic Media's own Do Everything Guy Luke Mathers has chimed in and says Captain America Winter Soldier is the best Marvel movie.

Great choice, Luke.

I said that too before I got confused and said Wonder Woman, but...

Great text.

Thank you.

This is Pete Schwab.

And Nightlight, welcome back.

We are excited because this is a bar band Friday night.

Mike Clemens is with us in studio.

He's with Conrad in studio, and he just gave us a rundown on the draft.

Mike, it's great to see you.

Great to have you here.

You say Yanis is staying.

I take your word for that.

And I think that would be a great thing.

I love, and it seems like it's kind of, it just doesn't happen anymore.

I've reached a point personally where I don't blame guys for taking the money.

It's a short career You never know what will happen take the money and run like a thief in the night, but I also love when an athlete shows some loyalty to the city that has become his home or her home

Mike Clemens

Yeah, I just I think he likes it as his home.

They just announced that they're expecting their fourth child But here's the situation John horse the GM just sign an extension

So there's that Okay, you've built this roster to this certain point and you know part of the plan was to bring in Damian Lillard at the peak of his career

Pete Schwab (host)

right now

Mike Clemens

all of a sudden He comes back from the blood clot then blows out his left leg his other leg with a torn Achilles.

That's gonna be a year When he comes back, he'll be 36 put on 37 years old at a point guard Right and then a lot of the contracts of this, you know Kurt

Group of guys that you brought in and trades or whatever There you can't really budge there and John horse doesn't have a pick in the first round now until 2031 How do you rebuild

Pete Schwab (host)

the team?

Oh my gosh,

Mike Clemens

how do you rebuild a team with that?

So that's why people say all the bucks can do is trade away honest and get you know five six picks and a whole bunch of new players Or you just go back to saying

We're going to go to the plate again and swing with the group that we've got.

And hopefully Bobby Portas doesn't get suspended for 25 games this year.

And Dane can get through a whole season, blah, blah, blah.

But I don't know if he's going to, he can't play at all.

I mean, it's an Achilles.

Sometimes

Pete Schwab (host)

it can be a career end or something.

Mike Clemens

Didn't Kobe Bryant have one?

He did toward the end of his career.

I mean, he wasn't really, he could move like he did before.

He was just kind of a.

Shooting from the,

Pete Schwab (host)

you know, right?

Conrad had his, uh, his Achilles ripped out by that silverback gorilla.

I don't know if you heard that.

Yeah.

Well, up on a seat in a couple of weeks,

Mike Clemens

you know, he made the mistake of being one of the first of the 100 guys, you know, 97 or 98.

That's

Pete Schwab (host)

when I drop

Mike Clemens

it.

You guys

Pete Schwab (host)

are

Mike Clemens

doing a fine job up there.

I'll take pictures.

Pete Schwab (host)

I just want to know, I want to tell you, if we ever see serious combat, I'm going to be right behind you guys.

Do we know

Mike Clemens

who started

Pete Schwab (host)

that?

Because it was even on

Mike Clemens

Colbert last night on CBS.

Pete Schwab (host)

I don't even know.

I have no idea.

It's a great question.

It's a great question, but I can't believe it's become as viral as it has.

It's just an odd thing.

Mike, did you happen to see read the article?

I think it was on ESPN about Luke Fickle saying, you know, some of the adjustments they're making and how they're in a great place and they're going to go back to the roots or something like that.

Yeah.

Mike Clemens

What

Pete Schwab (host)

is the deal?

I don't know.

I'm still

Mike Clemens

excited for this guy.

I don't know about coach.

You know, he's got a little general MacArthur to him.

You know, like the sunglasses and just looking for the, you know, like I shall return.

And I mean, there's a little bit too much show and not enough.

Yeah.

You know, I don't see direction.

I don't see, you know, we're

Pete Schwab (host)

taking this step.

I thought we were going to get like I thought.

What's he gonna do go back go back to Paul Christ?

I thought we were gonna bring in this explosive offense and it was gonna be like you know a highlight reel and What when I read in that article today?

I just skimmed it, but I was like don't go back.

What does this mean?

You know, I know they let go of the offensive coordinator But hey, there's one

Mike Clemens

of the Packers though and I didn't get a chance to talk to him today But the seventh round picked John Williams big offensive lineman.

Okay, he played it Cincinnati, which means He was probably recruited by Luke fickle before Luke right in Madison

Um, I, I haven't seen, I haven't seen game plan strategy, coaching staff, all those kinds of things, core players built yet to get this guy, you know, like a team identity.

And, and that's going to run out pretty quick here.

And to top that off in this NIL portal era.

Oh my gosh.

Right.

Oh my gosh, one of the guys I was talking to the day though, you know, they used to back to the Packers and rookie orientation week is like they also would bring in these kids and say, okay, now you're gonna get you're gonna make a million dollars this year.

So here's your financial advisor.

Here's these kids are coming.

They've already got an agent.

They

Pete Schwab (host)

already they already

Mike Clemens

know what to do with money.

That's they've grown up a lot in the last year or two.

And they can they're ready to go right into playing pro football.

So there's that bridge that's been built.

Pete Schwab (host)

Right.

Mike, I've got to read some texts here before we get to the break, but I appreciate you.

It's so great that you're there and I'm so envious that I'm not.

I'm envious of Conrad because I'm not there, but I really appreciate you coming in and maybe we could talk some Cubs Brewers next week.

Hopefully

Mike Clemens

so, yeah.

Hopefully, you know what I mean?

They're just getting underway tonight.

Pete Schwab (host)

Yeah.

Mike Clemens

Three games set.

Cubs in first place right now.

19 and 19 about

Pete Schwab (host)

two or three games not a lot, but yeah there should be good Thank you so much buddy always so much fun when you're on the show and Maybe we can catch up next week my pleasure Pete

Mike Clemens

my pleasure.

Pete Schwab (host)

All right.

Thanks.

That's Mike Clemens the hardest working man Maybe ever can I say that Conrad?

I think you can Civic Media Sports Authority.

All right from the 213 The original Toby McGuire spider-man

Do those count?

Of course they count.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Oh, that's our pal Nathan Deming.

Thank you, Nathan.

And then Tom said, your host said 600,000 level.

What does that mean, Con?

Mike Clemens

I think that's just about the attendance, maybe.

Pete Schwab (host)

All right.

Yeah, that's my Clemens.

I don't ever doubt what Mike says.

So, Steve, from the 920, you know him as Dad Conrad says favorite Marvel movie was the Iron Man movies where it helped Robert Downey Jr.

get back on track.

Did your dad steal your answer or did you steal his answer?

That's what I want to know.

Mike Clemens

I think we watched it together when I was young.

Pete Schwab (host)

Brian from Milwaukee says, I don't have a favorite Marvel movie.

It was turned off by the whole franchise when they started merging everything together.

You miss one or two films in the franchise and you are completely lost in the storyline.

Join the club, buddy.

Thank you for the text, Brian.

We're coming right back.

It's a Barbie and Friday night, ladies and gentlemen.

Terry Barr is up next.

It's Pete Schwabba and Nightlight on the Civic Media Radio Network.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Time to check out original music with Bar Band Friday on Nightlight.

Now your host, Pete Schwabba, and special guest, Terry Barr.

All right, it is that time of the week, ladies and gentlemen.

One of my favorites here on Nightlight as we welcome our friend and Max, Inc Radio co-host.

She knows more about music than the rest of us have forgotten.

That makes no sense, but I think you know what I mean.

She's very knowledgeable, and she's an absolute blast to have on here every Friday night for Bar Band Friday night.

Terry Barr, how are you, my friend?

Terry Barr (guest)

Hello, Pete and Conrad.

Happy Friday night.

I am coming to you from the Youth Ball Parks of Denmark, Wisconsin.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Yeah, you're in the hood.

I can't believe it.

It's your nephew's baseball tournament.

How's it going?

SPEAKER_??

Yes.

Terry Barr (guest)

Well, I just checked the score when I got in the car to call you, it was four to four and all of a sudden it's seven.

Yeah, seven to four.

So, uh, my nephew's team has seven.

The good guys.

Okay.

The good guys have seven.

Yeah.

fun here.

You know, I talked about how it feels like it's the beginning of summer because baseball is underway and these kids just try so hard and it's just so fun to watch and to be here to cheer them on.

I

Pete Schwabba (host)

can't believe how are the parents Terry?

Because that is my pet peeve.

Our parents at these sporting events sit down

Terry Barr (guest)

and shut up.

It's the first.

Yeah, yeah, it gets worse as the season goes on.

I mean, we've seen some nasty things, although I've seen worse at

these young guys, their football games.

Woo.

Yeah.

A police officer at one of the last football games of the season for my nephew, a cop actually had to take one of the dads

Pete Schwabba (host)

out.

That is so embarrassing.

Terry Barr (guest)

Oh man.

It's like, why are you, and he was screaming at his own child.

He wasn't even yelling at someone else's kid or the coaches or the umps or the, you know, whatever you call them in football.

Yeah, and here comes the company's like, uh-uh, you're coming with me.

But now in the WIAA, I find this so fascinating, they passed this new resolution that if you are a parent and this is related to a WIAA sport and you get in trouble and get tossed out, you're not allowed back in until you take an online test to prove you are allowed to come back and to be on your best behavior.

Pete Schwabba (host)

You have to go to anti-

D-Bag training,

Terry Barr (guest)

I

Pete Schwabba (host)

think.

It's just unbelievable.

And I don't even, like, what drives me crazy is like, you want to talk to your own team that's fine.

Do not, under any circumstances, rip on another kid on the other team when they're like kids

Terry Barr (guest)

in middle

Pete Schwabba (host)

schoolers or high schoolers, just get out of here with it.

Well,

Terry Barr (guest)

you're a great handful.

Let's focus on the positives.

I know, I know.

They play for the love of it.

Yes, they want to win.

I mean, my nephew's 12.

Yeah.

Come on.

But they want to win as bad as anything.

But yeah, they don't deserve to be yelled at.

They're not paid.

They're all having fun.

So yeah, it's a it's a good feel tonight.

We'll see this continues through the weekend.

Pete Schwabba (host)

He's lucky to have you as an aunt and we're lucky to have you.

We

Terry Barr (guest)

thank you.

I'm lucky to have him in my life.

He's a fun kid.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Good luck.

I hope they bring home the W out there.

Hey, so our question tonight, Terry, is a favorite Marvel character or movie.

Do you have one?

Conrad (contributor)

Oh, I heard you talking about this.

The Hulk?

Does the hulk vote?

Is he a marvel?

Conrad, double check.

Yeah, no, the hulk

Pete Schwabba (host)

is marvel, yeah.

Conrad (contributor)

That's

Terry Barr (guest)

great.

Between that and Captain America, I think those would be my two.

And I don't know if it's just because the, I don't know, the hulk especially takes me back to when there was the hulk TV show.

Oh

Pete Schwabba (host)

yeah, Bill Bixby, absolutely.

Terry Barr (guest)

Oh my.

goodness that was that was something

Pete Schwabba (host)

yeah somebody else said the Hulk tonight too uh matt harper texted on social media and says rock rap artist terry if you haven't heard matt stuff you definitely should but he says dead

Conrad (contributor)

oh nice

Pete Schwabba (host)

Wolverine yeah and then janet uh geland not i don't think there's any relation to our pal eric but she says

Conrad (contributor)

uh

Pete Schwabba (host)

winter soldier winter soldier so that's good so you're in good company um wow

Yeah, so listen, let's get you back to the game at a reasonable hour.

Let's jump right in to You have a great guest tomorrow night and you're sharing some of their stuff with us here tonight, which I think is fantastic

Terry Barr (guest)

Correct.

We also just found out that we're up for quite a our show is up for quite a few Madison area Music Association Awards, so we're honored and thrilled by that and

but uh sunday night yeah the wisconsin area music industry awards is happening this time in milwaukee i understand next year it's in wisconsin del so they're trying to move it around the state now it was in green bay last year and we are up for the best music show once again and we are the defending champion

So we'll see how that goes on Sunday night.

And then also it is the Rocker Jamboree on Sunday afternoon.

He is recovering so well, but this is just an opportunity to hopefully pick a little more cash in his pocket to pay those healthcare bills off after his heart attack.

So it's a busy weekend.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I'm glad he's doing better.

And you guys have a great, I mean, you've got a great artist on tomorrow night too, the Shondel Marx.

Am I saying that right, Shondel?

Terry Barr (guest)

You are.

Sean Dell is based in Baraboo.

She is a full-time musician.

And if she's not out with a band, and I think currently she might be in five different bands, including her own band, she takes time to teach other people how to play whatever you want to learn.

If you want to learn bass guitar, piano, she plays accordion.

She is just such a talent.

And of course, she writes all her own songs as well.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I love that too.

What song do you want to start with?

Because you sent two great ones.

We have Sweet and then I think, is it Nestor or Genesis?

Terry Barr (guest)

It's Genesis with her band, Nestor.

Sweet is with her own band.

And it's an interesting song because she wrote it as she describes to me when I asked her about it.

She wrote it when she was in a relationship and it was going south.

And she did everything to be kind, to be nice, to try to hold it together.

And then finally she said, forget it.

And so she said, the song Sweet is not what you think it's going to be.

All

Pete Schwabba (host)

right.

Well, we'll keep that in mind.

Why don't we hear, this is Shondelle Marks.

You can hear her tomorrow night on Max, Ink Radio with our, our bar band Friday night friend, Terry Barr.

Here is the song Sweet.

Shondelle Marks (musician)

Zipped up, I found I couldn't breathe Now do I escape this paradise, my dear?

Joking, only your sweet tears

Pete Schwabba (host)

is a tough luck.

That's

Terry Barr (guest)

great.

It is.

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Yeah, I was looking her up while the song was on.

And I looked her up earlier, but I didn't realize I made a friend request for her because she's part of the bottle rockets.

And that

Terry Barr (guest)

is one of the five projects.

You have gin, chocolate and bottle rockets, the three trio, the women.

So incredible.

And just listening to Sean Dell's voice, you can imagine with Gin Chocolate Bottle Rockets, and I know we've highlighted them on your show, but their voices together are just incredible.

Pete Schwabba (host)

They are great.

She's great.

I reached out because I hope at some point I hope to have her or Gin Chocolate Bottle Rockets on the show.

That's

Conrad (contributor)

a

Pete Schwabba (host)

great song.

So tell us a little bit about, so Genesis, I'm sorry, Nestor.

is her other

Terry Barr (guest)

band.

So Nestor is this other project she started a couple of years ago with just again a couple of other women musicians and I shouldn't stop there because she just started a brand new band called Spare Bones with other female musicians.

So it's pretty cool that she is really trying to pick up other women who want to get on stage and play.

I mean, they're all so good.

I'm jealous.

I said, can I just come up and play like a cowbell or a tambourine or something?

Man, but the reason we're highlighting her, Pete, she is hosting a really cool show happening at the Al Ringling Theater in Baraboo, that gorgeous historic theater in downtown Baraboo.

It's on May 10th, and it's going to be her brand new band, Spare Bones.

Madison Malone, who is a product of the Portage Music System and a musician out in LA now.

She's going to be back for this show.

And then the highlight is one of Chandel's other projects, which is called Gold Dust Women.

They're a cover band of, as you can imagine, Fleetwood Mac.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Let's pick up right there when we come back.

Terry Barr is here.

It is a bar band Friday night, and we have another song coming up right after the break.

Great to have you with me.

We are coming right back with Terry Barr in the Civic Media Radio

Unknown Host

Network.

Beach Wava (host)

Nightlight with Beach Wava.

I am Beach Wava.

This is a bar ban Friday night.

We've got one text here.

We've got to read.

We can't let this one get away.

Our question of the night was what was your favorite or is your favorite Marvel or Marvel character, Marvel movie or Marvel character?

Steady Eddie says, sometimes Pete, you are so cynical.

In the future, a penny saved may be a penny or more earned.

He's talking about our bumper.

Old Ben Franklin will have been proven wise again at the pennies minted in 1981 and before our pure copper and now worth over two cents.

If you and Conrad separate and save those copper pennies in a big old Wisconsin milk can during the commercial breaks of nightlight in about 25 years when the price of copper pops, take those puppies to the shelter and cash them in.

You and Conrad will both be sitting pretty and spending your winters in the Bahamas on a beach sipping a cold beverage of your choice.

Without a care in the world, I guarantee.

Steady, save your copper pennies now and thank me later, Eddie.

P.S.

not meant as financial advice.

Thank you for clearing that up, Eddie.

He says for entertainment purposes only.

I love that steady Eddie thinks Conrad and I pal around all the time outside of the studio.

We should do more of that Conrad.

Let's be honest.

Conrad (producer)

I mean, we fight silverbacks together.

So I don't know what what more you want, you know,

Beach Wava (host)

it's it's living.

All right, we've got we've got a few minutes left here with our friend, Terry Barr, who is at her net.

baseball game.

She is sharing with us the artist singer-songwriter Shondell Marx who is great.

You can hear at the Al Ringling Theatre May 10th with her band Spare Bones.

Love that name.

And you can hear her tomorrow night on Max Inc Radio from 6 to midnight.

She won't be on the whole time, but Terry and Rocker will talk to her tomorrow night.

That's exciting,

Terry Barr (guest)

Terry.

She is so terrific.

She's also one of those that teaches little girls at Girls Rock Camp and that's a week

Beach Wava (host)

long

Terry Barr (guest)

thing that you can actually do as girls from the age of 8 to 18.

You go for the week, you learn to play an instrument, you form a band, you write a song and at the end of the week you get up on the stage and you jam that song for everybody who's in the audience.

Beach Wava (host)

So cool.

So fun.

And we were just talking about that last week with our guest last week.

Paige Cleaver.

Paige Cleaver.

That was so much fun.

Yeah.

OK, so as you've established, Shondelle Marks has many different entities when it comes to music and bands.

Let's hear.

This is the song Genesis from her other band, Nestor.

Am I getting that right, Terry?

You got it.

Yeah.

All right.

Fantastic.

It's Nightlight with Peach Wauva.

Bar Band Friday Night, Terry Barr is here.

Here is our second song of the night,

Conrad (producer)

Genesis.

The one who's noticed Do you wanna watch me cave in?

Just wake me up on the inside Pull the sheets up over, genocide

Beach Wava (host)

It was great, Terry.

Terry Barr (guest)

Incredible music.

Beach Wava (host)

She's outstanding.

And then she

Terry Barr (guest)

brings all the right people around her.

Man, oh man.

Beach Wava (host)

That is outstanding.

We got to get out of here.

Thank you so much.

Have a great show tomorrow night.

And good luck to your nephew.

Thank you so much.

Have a great weekend, everybody.

You too.

Thanks, Terry.

Have a great show tomorrow night.

Thank you to Mike Clemens.

Thank you to Matt Miller and Terry Barr and all your texts and calls.

Another fun night at night.

Thanks for being with me, folks.

It's Peach Waba.

We will be back Monday night on behalf of the lovable producer Conrad.

Good night, Wisconsin.

Pete Schwabba (host)

It's time for the nightlight popcorn pick of the week where we recommend a movie that you'll either enjoy or won't Here's your host Pete Schwabba.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

All right One of my favorite times of the week here on nightlight is our popcorn pick of the week and I always seem to you know We get some films that are popular or that you're not surprised by and that's fine, too Because sometimes they're great films and you just forget about them

And then we get movies like we've had like with Todd Alba.

I don't even remember the name of Todd's, you know, but I have them all written down, but I love getting an obscure one that you don't see coming.

So we have no idea what is in store for the pick of the week from our current guest.

who is here tonight and going to make said pick.

He is a Wisconsin comedian.

He's also done radio.

He teaches comedy.

He's got a new special.

He's all over the place.

I think he's written several books too.

He's a man of letters and he's here tonight on Nightlight.

Dobie Maxwell, hey buddy.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Sir Pete of Schwab, thanks for having me back.

It's a treat.

You know, when Johnny gave you the, you know, it used to be when he gave you the one of these.

Yeah.

And same thing.

I was great on the first time I'm thinking, I wonder if we had a good time.

You called and asked me back.

I got the call from Conrad.

I am delighted.

So I made, I made the cut.

Thank you.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Dude, I, first of all, you know, sometimes you just, you were awesome.

That was a lot of fun.

And

Pete Schwabba (host)

sometimes you

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

just kind of forget your, you know, it's like you've done radio and you're like,

Pete Schwabba (host)

Oh yeah, I got

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Adobe on again.

So

Pete Schwabba (host)

I'm glad you made the

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

time.

Thank you.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Love the show.

How you been?

You know, I was assaulted in a parking lot.

And it's like, when you assault the comedian, you're not pretty laid back.

It really is a hard job.

And I'm a guest on a sports talk show in the Milwaukee area.

And I've become a fun, I've been walking now, I had type two diabetes, I got diagnosed.

I've been walking 1100 straight days of 10,000 steps a day, that's about five miles.

So I went in there and I brought her veggie tray and people made fun of me.

It was fun.

So now it's become a tradition.

When I go in, I bring a veggie tray.

So I stopped at the grocery store, picked it up, I'm in the car.

We've all been in this situation.

It's you're right by the front door, five miles an hour, you're trying to leave the grocery store parking lot.

There was a, I don't want to call her a woman.

It was a female.

The NFL draft just was, she would have been about a third or fourth round nose tackle to Ed rusher, large woman.

And which is fine.

You know what?

Hey, we all have our thing.

And she thought I was trying to hit her.

I'm doing five miles an hour, Pete.

And she comes up and she just starts yelling and screaming.

It goes from zero to I'll kill you and learn how to drive.

And she's swearing at me.

So I'm thinking, I got to diffuse this with humor.

You know what I'm saying?

She's in a bad mood, probably had a bad life.

My window's down.

I said, hey, sweetie pants, are you coming on to me?

You talk to me like that.

You got to buy me dinner.

Okay, come on now.

Let's just calm down a little bit.

Pete, she walks up a foot from my face and spits right in my eye, spits in my face.

Have you ever had that happen?

I've never had that happen in my life.

Wow.

And I'm thinking, okay, this is a salt.

Now, do I have to go home and boil my face?

Do I have to drink bleach?

Maybe.

It could be, it could be, you know, COVID or trench mouth or foot and mouth or hoof and mouth, whatever it is.

So I'm thinking, okay, this day and age, every parking lot in America has probably has to have to be filmed.

So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna report it.

Like, just look, this is not good.

I'm trying to, you know, be nice here.

I'm not trying to hit anybody.

Yeah.

You got this big piece of luggage.

And I'm assuming it was a purse.

And I looked at her and I said, what's that?

Your feed bag?

And she turns around and clocks me right in the face.

My glasses go flying.

I'm laughing.

I'm thinking, nothing good can happen here.

If I, if I attack her, which I'm not a violent person, but if I attack her, I beat up a woman.

If she beats me, I got beat up by a woman.

Nothing good is going to happen in this situation.

So I had to go fill out a police report and they looked at the video.

It's like John Madden with the Telestrator.

I said, well, we can't really be.

We can't be sure that she spit in your face and I was late for the radio show So I had to go there and that guy said I saw it wasn't his fault.

She spitted him It took two men to tackle her down and I had to leave I had to be on the radio station So I think I broke my finger on my I'm left-handed a little

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

swollen there.

Yeah, it's well looks like it's

Pete Schwabba (host)

brought worse Oh my gosh, and then my left knee is messed up.

So it messes my walk.

So you know what?

I'm thinking, okay

I got to watch my smart mouth.

There's a lot of people that are that are just ready to go in the world right now.

Oh, yeah.

You're just picking time bombs.

I'm thinking, you know what?

You got to shut your mouth sometimes.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

You know,

Pete Schwabba (host)

there's

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

so much to unpack there.

I have to go back

Pete Schwabba (host)

to start with that.

But

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

that's what's happened.

And that's a great intro.

And, you know,

But you, who made fun of, first of all, okay, here in Wisconsin, you show up with a veggie tray and someone makes fun of you.

That seems wrong.

That was the first red flag of the whole story.

Pete Schwabba (host)

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

right.

Pete Schwabba (host)

You're right.

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Dobie Maxwell (guest)

You're

Pete Schwabba (host)

right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

We talk about it on the air.

It's just, hey, Dobe's here.

He brought his veggie tree.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

You are right, though.

Like, you have to be ready.

Like, you almost can't.

Like, I've never been, since I've been about 30, probably.

I haven't been afraid to confront people.

If something's BS.

Sure.

And now, I got to be honest, it's not like I'm more, I'm just more hesitant because things escalate so quickly.

You don't know

Pete Schwabba (host)

who you're

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

dealing with.

You don't know if they have a gun.

It's just, it's a terrible time to confront people.

Pete Schwabba (host)

It's under five seconds to, I'll kill you.

Okay, maybe I was close to do it.

It's five miles an hour.

We've all been in that situation.

It's a grocery store.

Move your tuches, honey.

Let's go.

It's like, it's cars.

You got to cross the thing.

But she just, it just rage and anger.

I'm thinking, okay, she probably had a hard life.

I'm not trying to be, but I tried to just freeze it with humor and she did.

She was not in a laugh and mood.

I'll say

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

that.

You said she went up to the window.

I thought you were going to say, and we're now registered as bed bath and beyond, but

Pete Schwabba (host)

it went the other

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

way.

And I can't, like, do you think you could have taken her?

Let's, let's say you guys did

Pete Schwabba (host)

throw down.

No, I would say in the WWE, she would have been a light heavyweight champion.

She was a big woman there and she had the red hair, looked like, you know, Ronald McDonald with a condition.

And I said, you know, the tattoos, and I don't want to be stereotyped.

I don't judge people.

I really don't.

I, you know what?

I've had a hard life.

I'm just trying to get through, but to go from that, you know, I'm trying to say, okay, let's have a laugh about it.

I got too close.

I'm sorry.

But this, no, this was not a.

I'm glad you're OK, dude.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

That's.

Yeah, that's that's scary.

Very unsettling to hear that right out of

Pete Schwabba (host)

the.

Let's talk happy things.

So if you're up and up in the privates and somebody, you know, I think in the city, that's why I like, you know, the the hinterland.

You don't get that in Rhinelander.

Oh, come on over for the Packard Draft.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

True.

That's

Pete Schwabba (host)

true.

Did you watch it?

I know you're a Bear Stand.

It's totally cool.

But every every football fan watches a draft, no matter what happened to be in Green Bay this year, but you watch it and you just assuming your name is going to get called.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Well,

Pete Schwabba (host)

I wasn't assuming

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

my name was going to get called, but

Pete Schwabba (host)

I

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

did watch.

And yeah, I don't we talked a little bit about it because Conrad took some time off and went over to the draft.

Did you were you happy with how things unfolded?

Pete Schwabba (host)

You know what?

I just think it's cool, you know, because we're never going to.

How many people actually get to experience that?

Yeah, not even just get dropped in the first round and you're on TV and everybody's in your living room.

It's just a cool thing.

Most people don't get I would love the backup punter, the Buffalo Bills draft Beach Schwabba.

Caucasian I know

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

I don't think I do think I've reached a point in my life where I live vicariously I can relate to people sitting in the living room and and I'm Genuinely happy for them.

I'm like this is what a great moment.

Pete Schwabba (host)

This

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

must be for this person, you know Except the people who like should their standards like we were talking about, you know, I don't know what the guy's deal is I don't know what happened, but that that was getting a little weird

Pete Schwabba (host)

You know, it was, and you look at a situation where, hey, okay, his dad's an NFL coach.

Well, you know what, if you had a kid, you would protect your kid too.

And, you know, DN Sanders could be a little, I look at it, it's like.

I wasn't there.

I don't know.

I thought everybody

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

liked him, though.

I thought Dion Sanders was really popular with like the

Pete Schwabba (host)

NFL

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

alumni and but I don't know anything about it.

So

Pete Schwabba (host)

who knows?

And Shadr seems, you know, he had a good, good college career and his teammate went number two and it's like, Hey, he's got a great chance now to prove everybody wrong.

Okay, I'm going to come in there and be good.

I look at it as a pot.

You wish the guy well.

I don't know anybody bad.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Well, all right, let's go to, let's get this popcorn pick going here

Pete Schwabba (host)

and then we'll

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

talk about, you got some other cool stuff we have to talk about.

My guest is Dobie Maxwell.

He is here to make the popcorn pick of the week.

Dobie's a comedian, Wisconsin based.

He's lived all over though, but I know he loves his home state and he's got a few things we'll get to in just a minute, but I want to ask you like what

How do you watch movies, though?

Are you a theater guy or at home?

Pete Schwabba (host)

I thought about this when you approached Ben.

I love this concept.

I'm old school and I'm cheap, okay, which I don't know that's gonna be, and I'm from Wisconsin, so I went to a rummage sale maybe three or four years ago, and it was so funny, this married couple, they're moving out of their house, and this guy had about four or five hundred DVDs in the binders.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Yeah.

And

Pete Schwabba (host)

all the guy movies, all the Star Wars, all the Godfathers, all the Guy Hard movies, just everything.

And I just got a wild hair up my nose and I said, how much for all of these?

And his wife perked up, you can have them all for $100.

because she wanted to have gone.

You could tell that that was a big bonus content.

She wanted to have gone.

And the guy's like, oh, well, I said, well, I sold $100.

So before he could say no, I bought them.

So I went through them all and I figured it out.

They come to about $0.14 a DVD.

for all these and there's great movies in there and there's like 400 of them and all the guy movies in there so i'm thinking okay i have dbd players like 40 bucks at uh you know manards has them and and i pop in movies and i you know i own them i can watch them as many times i want to i can put them on pause i can change my transmission fluid i can do whatever i want to and watch them that's how i like to watch movies and you say what what i like to make my own food and watch them so

That's probably not the sexy answer, but that's how I like.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Hey, however you do it.

I mean, I know there's this big movement now to try to get people back to the theater.

I'm all for that.

I love

Pete Schwabba (host)

I love going

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

to the movies, but I probably watch more at home than I do in the theater just by way of convenience.

So no, I think that's a great answer.

What's the last film you've seen in the theaters, dope?

Pete Schwabba (host)

Oh, man, that's a really good question.

It's been a while and.

That's a good, you caught me off guard there.

I can't spend that long.

You got Father Green Bay.

I think it was, I really don't recall.

Okay.

Give me off guard.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

Yeah.

Do you, I love the, I do see DVDs at garage sales once in a while and I don't go to many of them, but if it's like on the way home and I see something, I'll stop.

but I rarely like the movies.

Like it'll be like a 70s or like Steven Segal movies or something.

I wouldn't even pay 14 cents for something like that.

And I also hate, this is what drives me crazy when I'm walking through the garage sale and the owner is bird-dogging me, trying to give me

Pete Schwabba (host)

the history

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

of every little

Pete Schwabba (host)

item.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

I'm like, I'm not gonna do the same thing you did with your stuff.

Just back up and let me kind of visualize this end table in the basement.

So,

Pete Schwabba (host)

but anyway,

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

what is your, do you like, let's, all right, let's do this, dope.

If you were watching a movie in a theater and a bunch of people were talking, and I run into this often in Marinette, it's either older people who think they're in their living room and they talk loud or the kids who are in there just hanging out and wanted to pay 10 bucks to do it.

I don't get that either, but what would you do?

Do you confront them or do you just kind of let it pass?

Pete Schwabba (host)

You know, again, I try to be nice and after this latest incident, I don't know if I'm going to confront anybody in my life.

You know, I'll get, I'll get whacked at the old folks home.

But I like to, you know, do the whole cough thing like, like you got whooping cough, like, you know, go right behind him.

You try to be nice about it.

It's like, shh.

And some people, depending on where you are, we'll react to that.

We all paid to get in.

Isn't it fair?

Talk afterwards.

Go outside and talk.

You don't have to.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

I did that too and Conrad, I told you this when I went to see, I think it was Long Legs, kind of a creepy movie.

And I get in there and I sit down, I'm the only one in the theater.

So I kind of want somebody else to show up so I'm not on my phone like I could be in my living room.

So this couple comes in and they sit, I'm in the last row, they sit right in front of me.

Like it's their favorite spot.

You got the whole theater and they sit right in front of me.

So I had to be the guy to leave.

and go somewhere else in the theater.

Oh, God, that drove me crazy.

Pete Schwabba (host)

OK, now that's cool.

What I would have done is just reached over and had helped myself to popcorn and snow caps, you know, taking a suck off the big Pepsi.

When you sit that close, you're paying for my snacks.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

I believe you.

I believe that you would do

Pete Schwabba (host)

that.

Do you have a favorite genre, dope, of movie you like to watch?

You know, the guy movies, the mob movies are kind of cool.

Yeah.

Like stuff you'd never do.

And comedy, I don't know, as a comedian, do you watch comedies?

I do.

Once in, you know, it's hard to get me.

So again, I love I love Godfather Green Bay.

It exceeded my expectations.

It was wonderful.

But not a lot of comedies do with with the masses.

I'm with

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

you.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I don't tend to think it's funny.

I know disrespect there.

But we're comedians.

We think differently.

Dobie Maxwell (guest)

And I like I'm with you.

I like to watch something different typically if there's like a new comedy that's all the rage.

and it's a good movie and not just a silly one line, you know, whatever I'll do it.

But all right, we're going to get Dobie's pick.

We're going to do a very quick break and then we'll come back and I've got a couple more questions for Dobe.

We'll get his popcorn pick of the week.

And then we're going to talk about his new comedy special, which is pretty cool.

This is Pete Schwab and Nightlight on the Civic Media Radio Network.

Pete Schwabba

Welcome

back.

You have got Night Light with Pete Schwabba.

It is a pleasure to be here tonight.

And thank you for being with me, folks.

Our question of the night is what is your favorite or least favorite emoji?

So send those in, and if you want to send a picture with your text, we can share that on the stream as well.

We've got some good ones so far, and we will get to text in just a little while.

Right now, we usually, I'll tell you, Dope, usually our popcorn pick of the week is done by now, but

Doby Maxwell

that

Pete Schwabba

story was so epic.

I don't mind.

Doby Maxwell

Thanks, man.

I'm sorry to slow it down.

I have a favorite emoji, too.

The one with the party hat, where they're blowing the noise maker.

Right.

I like that one.

Pete Schwabba

I

Doby Maxwell

like that one

Pete Schwabba

too.

And I like the guy in the disco outfit is kind of disco-ing.

When

Doby Maxwell

I first saw that, I

Pete Schwabba

actually laughed.

Doby Maxwell

Yeah, me too.

And

Pete Schwabba

now I'm the guy that shares it.

So let me ask you this.

A couple more questions and we'll get your pick.

Do you have a favorite movie star or someone you'll just go see a movie because this movie star or stars is in it?

Doby Maxwell

Yeah, John C. Riley of all people.

Oh, nice.

I just think that guy, he does comedy.

He's great.

And he just, every movie he's in, I love.

And the other one is Michael McKean.

He is in everything.

He's in Spinal Tap.

He is in Better Call Saul.

He's in just all my favorite movies.

He was, he was Eleni or Squiggy.

Not that

Pete Schwabba

I

Doby Maxwell

love that show, but I grew up in Milwaukee.

I just, I would love to meet him and say, you, if you're in it, I'll watch.

He's one of those

Pete Schwabba

guys.

I don't know.

When he achieved this or there are certain guys that get to that that point in their career where everybody just wants them in their project

Doby Maxwell

And he's

Pete Schwabba

great as an actor.

He's funny.

He just can do everything and he that's a great Those

Doby Maxwell

are probably a good guy to like in comedy.

It's like you have to be the funniest.

No, you got to be good in the car I'd

Pete Schwabba

rather be with a guy on the road who's good in the car than on stage because on stage

Doby Maxwell

I can walk out of

Pete Schwabba

the room, but if you're stuck with someone in the car

Yeah, it's it's trouble.

Doby Maxwell

All

Pete Schwabba

right, so so what was I going to ask you?

OK, so what is your favorite movie snack, though?

When you're watching movies in the theater or at home, or is it the same thing?

Doby Maxwell

Well, in the theater, actually, I like raisinets and goobers because I like the raisins and the peanuts.

It's got to be a mix.

You eat them together.

I do eat them

Pete Schwabba

together.

And I know that's

Doby Maxwell

probably against the movie snack laws.

And I don't know, but it's because double, it's only, you know, it's $14 for one box.

You got to have two.

But I do like, I do like that.

And at home, I know this is weird.

I grew up in Wisconsin.

I have an affinity for liverwurst.

I just do brown swagger.

A good brown swagger is great.

I love it in a sandwich form and I have a good thick liverwurst sandwich.

I love sauerkraut.

I know that's bad.

I eat weird stuff, but that's what I like.

I'm home watching these DVDs.

I can do it.

So nobody has to do it but me.

I love it.

I don't bother anybody else.

Pete Schwabba

What do you're making a face Conrad?

What is that face

Doby Maxwell

like?

I don't like that food

Pete Schwabba

or I do

Doby Maxwell

like that.

My dad is trying to get me to try liverwurst for probably my whole life and I still will not do it.

Conrad,

Pete Schwabba

it'll

Doby Maxwell

open new vistas in your personality.

Pete Schwabba

What is it?

What is Braunschweiger, too?

Is that just sausage?

Doby Maxwell

No, it's liver.

It's liverwurst.

I don't know if it's the German word for it, but it's just like using it.

It's a good Braunschweiger.

At the store, they have the cheap ones.

I don't know what part of the pig or any other critter that they chop off, but Braunschweiger means the creme de la creme.

Pete Schwabba

Probably best to ask questions.

No.

I

Doby Maxwell

did that too.

Pete Schwabba

Whenever we would come to Milwaukee, my mom's family, it was from Milwaukee.

The Murphy's were from Milwaukee, and my uncle Pat would use the, my mom's brother would put the raw hamburger

Doby Maxwell

with onions

Pete Schwabba

and salt and pepper on rye bread.

Yes, sir.

And I tried one just to try it, and I don't know why people eat that.

Is it a badge of honor?

Is it kind of like

Doby Maxwell

Well, I think it comes from about 14 paps blue ribbons and he's just washing them out.

But what I like to do is that's a New Year's Eve tradition and where I come from in Wisconsin.

Well, that I get.

Pete Schwabba

Yeah.

If you make an event somehow, but just

Doby Maxwell

I'll eat it.

Really?

24 seven.

All right.

I like it.

If I go into the electric chair, that's what I'm having.

Cannibal sandwiches, liverwurst.

And everybody's

Pete Schwabba

a person will be

Doby Maxwell

like, what did

Pete Schwabba

he ask for?

Doby Maxwell

I'm glad he's gone.

Unknown Speaker

Yeah.

Doby Maxwell

All right.

I'm going to switch myself.

What about the movie, dope?

Pete Schwabba

Which

Doby Maxwell

one

Pete Schwabba

did I pick?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

No, I'm sorry.

What about if you're at the movie?

What's your favorites?

Oh, you said I'm sorry.

You told me raisins.

No, that's okay.

Gubers and raisinettes together.

Got to be

Doby Maxwell

the peanuts and the raisins together.

Pete Schwabba

We got a text on the stream.

PJ says liver worst is and then emojis, green face.

Give

Doby Maxwell

me the bar face.

Pete Schwabba

A puke emoji.

All right.

Doby Maxwell

And then he says

Pete Schwabba

those are also my favorite emojis.

All right.

I think we're ready.

Conrad, drum roll please.

Let's get Dolby Maxwell, comedian Dolby Maxwell's popcorn pick of the week.

Doby Maxwell

Eastbound and down, loaded up and trucking, Smokey and the Bandits.

Oh, nice.

Reynolds, Jackie Gleason.

Pete Schwabba

Awesome.

Doby Maxwell

1970.

Here's the reason I picked that.

Now, most comedians, now you seem like a normal guy, Pete, and I really respect you and I like it.

I think you're really funny.

Most comedians are just whacked out.

I mean, they say, you know, that whole troublesome childhood.

I call it a dented can.

My dad was a biker.

I was raised by my grandparents.

And my grandparents fought like cats and dogs.

And the reason I say smokey in the bandit, one of the only times I remember all three of us getting along in the same room.

I was about 15 when that movie came out and they took me to see it.

So and we all

all left, everybody.

And that movie's got everything in it.

It's got car chases, it's got the hot chicks, Alley Field, it's got jokes, it's got country music, it's got everything you like.

Bert Reynolds is the hot guy at the time, not that I was interested in that.

But I just watch it in my stash that I bought.

that was in there.

I watched it about a week ago.

It still holds up.

And from Jackie Gleason and Buford Justice, the lines in there to go from Ralph Cramden to Buford T. Justice.

That's some range.

As the laugh out loud to this day, I thought it was hilarious.

I love

Pete Schwabba

that.

My favorite line is a Jackie Gleason line from that movie when his kid says he has to go to the, he has to let him off on the side of the road to go pee and Jackie Gleason says, we'll give it a fast shake.

I don't remember much about the movie, but I do remember laughing hysterically when it came out.

And I've got a Bert Reynolds story for you, Dope.

We could do after the news.

Doby Maxwell

Oh, let me hear it.

That'd be great.

Yeah.

Pete Schwabba

Let's hear it.

We'll do the news.

And Tricky Nicky on the text line says, we've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

And then a thumbs up emoji.

Fantastic.

Thank you, Tricky.

Beautiful.

All right.

Doby Maxwell is here.

The popcorn pick of the week is in.

It is Smokey and the Bandit.

Pete Schwab (host)

Welcome back.

I'm Pete Schwab.

This is Night Light.

Great to have you with me on this Wednesday.

Our question of the night is what is in your pocket?

Conrad's mom checks in and says mailbox key and phone.

It is a mile walk to the mailbox.

I could be a fart walk.

She times it right

Mike Schmidt (guest)

that is a long walk.

Pete Schwab (host)

It's funny on that thing too like on puberty They had a couple walking together like that was bringing them closer together at which I suppose it can Brian from Milwaukee says two lens cleaning wipes for my glasses and some blue pocket fuzz Most people don't have anything too exciting in their pocket, but I appreciate the honesty and I'm truly curious

On the stream, Dave says, a Swiss Army knife, car keys, wallet, phone charger, lint.

PJ says, besides my hand, lint.

And then Craig says, Pete, regarding one of tonight's subjects, most teachers don't pass wind in public that are private tutors.

Oh my God.

Okay.

That's a great show.

I should have read that over first.

Thank you, Craig.

Cher, what's in your pocket, folks?

That's tonight's Question of the Night.

Mike Radu, coming up at 7.20.

Mike is a theater owner, and he is an independent theater owner.

No megaplexes.

He owns two really old, cool theaters.

We're going to talk about that with Mike.

He's coming into the studio, which will be fun.

But right now, I'm excited to welcome another Mike.

Have we ever had two mics on the show?

at the same on the same night.

I think this is radio history.

We're doing it again.

Mike Schmidt is a comedian, one of my favorites.

And he hosts the 40 year old boy podcast.

And he is just a great dude.

It's great to have him back here on Nightlight.

It's been too long.

He joins us on the stream.

Hey, buddy, how are you?

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Two mics, one Pete.

How are you?

Pete Schwab (host)

That sounds nefarious somehow.

It's really

Mike Schmidt (guest)

dirty.

It sounds

Pete Schwab (host)

dirty.

Not as dirty as two Pete's and one Mike.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Well

Pete Schwab (host)

listen

Mike Schmidt (guest)

I've been on hold here for it seems like an hour and all I've heard is you talking about farts in the forest or whatever the hell you're talking about I mean I and my first my favorite thing was hey man I don't do any bathroom humor and then forget it Katie bar the fart door because you went

Pete Schwab (host)

bananas you know I don't do that I said I don't

I think I've talked about it on one other occasion.

This just was kind of staring me in the face.

It was like something I couldn't deny.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

That's

Pete Schwab (host)

all I do, Mike.

And it's just so silly I had to address it.

So I see.

All

Mike Schmidt (guest)

right.

Well, that's fine.

It's your show.

You handle it.

But I enjoyed the disclaimer up top where it's like, I never do this.

And then I

Pete Schwab (host)

know it's like

Mike Schmidt (guest)

horses sprinted for the gate.

Pete Schwab (host)

I rarely tell racist jokes.

But

Mike Schmidt (guest)

guess

Pete Schwab (host)

what?

Exactly.

Hey, it's good to have you on the show.

How are you doing, Mike?

Mike Schmidt (guest)

I'm good, man.

Thank you for having me on the show.

And I will tell you, I didn't know if I was if people could see me.

I couldn't remember.

Because it's been a while since I've been here, and I literally just got out of the shower.

It looks like somebody dragged me out of a swimming pool.

So I was like, my camera's off.

It's staying off.

Nobody wants to see this.

It's ridiculous.

Pete Schwab (host)

Could you not have timed that better where you could have put some clothes on?

Mike Schmidt (guest)

No, I'm not naked.

I'm wearing

Pete Schwab (host)

clothes.

But

Mike Schmidt (guest)

my hair is a fright.

And you know me, I often shower right before a performance.

That's how I like to handle it.

Pete Schwab (host)

I only put myself in

Mike Schmidt (guest)

gloves that have a shower backstage.

Pete Schwab (host)

We have a friend and since we started off on the wrong foot with the bathroom humor, I'll just keep rolling with it.

But our friend initial, I'm not going to say who it is because that would be unprofessional.

That would be unprofessional.

Wow.

But it names with pitch ground.

So maybe you can figure out who it is.

But he always had to go number two before he went on stage.

That was just like a nervous habit he had.

Well, he mistimed it one night and we were at jukebox comedy club.

And one of the funniest things I've ever seen was his name being called onto the stage and all I could see were his feet in the stall under the door.

And I was like, there's no way he's making this.

Even if he's extremely talented, it's not happening.

But we all have our routines before we

Mike Schmidt (guest)

go.

But I loved that you said, because you said he mistimed it one night, which made me think he was on, you know, instead of going before I went on stage, he got on stage and hell, I, you know, I forgot the order of this.

And if any one of us is going to do that,

It's going to be pitch ground.

Clearly.

That's the kind of, and he used to wrestle, right?

I understand he used to wrestle.

He did.

I

Pete Schwab (host)

can't say his joke for that on the air, unfortunately, but it's a beautiful joke.

And he's not above leaving a little pile on the stage if he mistimes things.

All right, let's move on rapidly because we've got a lot to talk about.

What's in your pocket?

Do you have pockets, Mike, even though you just got out of the shower?

Mike Schmidt (guest)

At this moment, I do because I'm wearing sweats, but there's nothing, an area thing in the pocket.

But during the day, usually,

i'm just as boring as everyone else except for the guy carrying a knife um the correct man i don't care if it's a swiss army knife you have a weapon in your pocket dude no you can try to pretend it's like oh i might run into a jar i need to open no sir

We know this is for shipping somebody in a dark alley.

Don't try to get off.

Pete Schwab (host)

There's an emergency whittling situation But

Mike Schmidt (guest)

I I'm just I'm phone wallet keys.

That's why I'm phone wall right

Pete Schwab (host)

nothing wrong with that appreciate the honesty and it's good to keep clean pockets Okay, it

Mike Schmidt (guest)

is you ever like I'm gonna ask.

Did you ever carry anything?

What was there anything more than phone wallet keys in your pocket in your life?

What have you carried?

Pete Schwab (host)

Yeah, I tend to

Probably I don't like to like if I if I'm trying not to carry like a backpack or something I'll shove stuff into my pockets, but it's not it's it's like the same stuff we've been hearing tonight phone charger Occasionally some bad intentions that kind of thing Mike.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Sure.

Pete Schwab (host)

I

Mike Schmidt (guest)

don't know.

Are you a handkerchief guy?

Are you ever one of those dudes?

Pete Schwab (host)

You know what?

Here's the weird thing.

I'm not a handkerchief guy I think they're like kind of gross but I do yes I do keep like paper towels in my pockets just in case because all of a sudden

You never know when you're going to need it.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Nothing wrong with that.

Yeah.

A bounty, carry a pack of bounty with you, that's totally fine.

But a handkerchief, that's a commitment, man.

That's like a piece of clothes that you vomited.

I mean, it's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

Pete Schwab (host)

There are times I'll be around like some old school guys and I'll see them pull out a handkerchief and I'll have like this visceral reaction where I just almost dry heaved.

Um, yeah.

And I want to say what's, what do you got against the quicker picker upper?

It's a little more sanitary and you don't have to carry that disgusting thing.

Ask

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Rosie.

Rosie.

I'll tell you.

Um, let me tell you this sixth grade, West view, a middle school in Romeoville, Illinois, sixth grade.

Uh, our gym teacher was a man named Mr. Nellis and, and he was your prototypical old school.

The baseball hat from the 20s in 1977, baggy blue pants whistled the whole night.

And he had constantly, he would fish into his pocket and pull out a handkerchief that never saw the inside of a washing machine, never saw anything but his pocket and his nose.

That was it, like bang, bang, bang, bang, back and forth.

It was a one-way street, a two-way street.

So then one day he comes in this, you can ask Lenny,

who my brother who will totally come tell you this he reaches in he's fishing for the handkerchief one day and we're all like oh christ here it comes and he reaches in and he pulls out a hot dog and bites it a couple times and shoves it back in the handkerchief pocket never forgot

Pete Schwab (host)

that is like

just a health violation on so many levels, Mike.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Right?

This is the guy teaching me about why hair is growing where it's growing.

And now he's got a pocket full of sausage that I'm not interested in.

What are you doing, man?

Pete Schwab (host)

He's teaching you about hygiene.

He's pulling a hot dog out of his

Mike Schmidt (guest)

pocket.

Right.

Mr. Nellis, man.

You want to curb it.

Pete Schwab (host)

Oh, that's awful.

Great name.

Great name, though.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

I love the name.

It was him and Mr. Krushka.

I got to tell you a Mr. Krushka story.

Mr. Krushka was also a gym teacher in Westview.

And then when I went to Bolingbroke High School, he was a teacher there.

And he had this cadence the way he would talk, Schmitt, what are you doing?

And he called it by their last name.

So one year, my sophomore year, we had a transfer student, a kid from probably Vietnam.

I don't know, somewhere over there.

Somewhere where their names end in Gs.

We adopt him like my crew adopts this guy because we want it where he's like our guy like he's got Super long fingernails, and he's just he's just a different cat and he's his language his English is bad So we're doing archery Outside and as a gym experience and we're shooting and and he it's Fong's turn to shoot and Fong goes and we go Fong now when you shoot you got to go get the arrow And he's like he's like okay.

I don't know what he said and and we're like

No, when you, when you shoot, you got to go out because you were shooting in a hay bales and targets.

So every, you know, and there's like 15 of them lined up and people are shooting.

So Fong shoots his arrow.

And I should tell you, this is in like 1981, I think.

And Fong shoots it.

And then he goes to run out to the hay bale and grab the arrow.

And Krushka's down the line.

He just goes, Fong, what are you doing?

You'll wind up like Sadat.

Get back here.

a week before this onward Sadat had attended a parade, uh, his last parade, but, but Krushka out of nowhere, out of nowhere, drops that on Fong.

Fong, get back, Carol.

You wind up like Sadat in front of 13 year old boys.

Pete Schwab (host)

Gorgeous.

Oh God, that's funny.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Marty Krushka.

That's the dudes that they were, they were legends.

Pete Schwab (host)

Oh, it's so great.

Um, Mike, all right.

I don't know when this story happened, but I've heard from a couple of our mutual friends that you have a story about playing basketball against girls.

And I hope this isn't a horribly misogynistic story or something, but it's supposed to be very funny.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Well, first of all, that just sounds horrible the way you framed it.

You know, you played basketball against girls.

Pete Schwab (host)

Well, it sounded like it was an experiment, the way I heard it the first time, but I've never heard the story.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

All right, well First I'll just tell you I you know I love sports

Pete Schwab (host)

love

Mike Schmidt (guest)

playing sports, but I didn't play sports in school My grades weren't there my mom wouldn't let me whatever it didn't matter So I play but we play sandlot all day baseball and we play basketball on a nine-foot rim and dunk It was totally fun.

Yeah, so me and my friend Mike Scott and Mike Casey you think you had a lot of mics in the studio We got me three mics on this team

And we wind up having a talk because there's on our on our girls basketball team in the high school And again, this is freshman year.

Yeah, so there was the three best players were women these girls I don't know if I should say their names, but I won't say their last names, but it was Judy Patty and no

Pete Schwab (host)

no Mike's

Mike Schmidt (guest)

and they They know Mike's no Mike's on the ladies team and so

It got into like a like a beef like a war of words where we were talking and Mike could play basketball Mike Scott He didn't play on the team, but he was okay to good Mike Casey was not as bad as me.

I'm gonna here's how bad the truth will be here's how bad I am at basketball I get a friend named Jimmy Jimmy O and Jimmy O's nickname besides Jimmy O is stool or stoolie and The reason he got that was he plays basketball like A word I can't say on your radio show

So

Pete Schwab (host)

that's why

Mike Schmidt (guest)

he was nicknamed stool.

So then a couple years ago, we had the ultimate showdown against me against him to see who was worse and I lost So that's how bad I am and luckily I didn't get the the stool nickname.

He continues to wear it.

Pete Schwab (host)

Oh, sweet.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Yes, sir But I like on the small rim forget it I was like backing people down and you know, it was amazing because I was like combination of Dill Lane beer hurting people and Kevin Duckworth with one head of jumpers I was amazing, but regular basketball ten foot rim forget so

So, Judy is in Mike, having a bit of a thing, and they're like, we could beat you guys in basketball.

And Mike's like, you could never be us.

There's no way.

He goes, me and Mike and Mike would kill you guys.

And they're like, we play on the team.

We would absolutely destroy you.

And I'm nervous because I'm like, Mike, what are you doing, man?

This

Pete Schwab (host)

is

Mike Schmidt (guest)

probably bad.

And they're like, well, then let's play.

And he's like, all right, we'll figure it out.

We'll play.

We'll get together and we'll play.

So the summer comes and Mike tells me hey, we're playing we're playing them this week I'm like, what are you talking about?

He's like we're gonna play them.

We're going on a Falcon Ridge.

We're gonna plan I'm like, oh Christ.

All right, so me him and Mike and like I don't practice or anything again I don't I don't know what to do.

I'm just I play street basketball,

Pete Schwab (host)

right?

Mike Schmidt (guest)

So and then we get there and they're like they're they're in like almost like matching uniforms and they're doing a layup line Amazing

And, you know, Mike's practically, he didn't, but he smoked that day just for no reason.

He's like, all right, let's do this.

You know, like, that's how the shape and back.

So

Pete Schwab (host)

great.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

So

Pete Schwab (host)

let's, let's, let's, can we, can we, uh, the game is about to start.

Can we wait?

We're going to do a very quick break and we'll come back and find out what happened.

And Mike's a pickup basketball game.

I love it.

It's beach wabba and night light.

Mike Schmidt is here on the civic media radio network.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I am Pete Schwabba.

Conrad is back.

He was back last night after a lengthy stay at the draft where he was asked to leave with good reason.

I'm kidding, Conrad.

You know that.

I'm very excited, folks.

My friend Mike Schmidt is on the show, very funny comedian and host of the 40-year-old boy podcast.

Absolutely check it out.

Mike was in the middle of telling a story about how he and two other mics.

We're playing, we're about to square off against three girls who are outstanding basketball players.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

They're very good.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Right.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

As a matter of fact, when they arrived, like I said, as freshmen, uh, you know, our, our, the girls team was never anything I guess to write home about.

But then when these three arrived, everybody was like, all right, here we go.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Yeah.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

It's about time we've got some, some juice with the, with the arrival of Judy, Patty, and so we get there.

And like I said, they're, they're hitting shots.

I'm, I'm looking at, cause again, Mike's good.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Right

Mike Schmidt (guest)

and Mike and my other friend Mike is just, you know, he's just there.

Mike, Mike, he never talked.

I don't know.

I think I heard him talk twice throughout all of high school.

He's one of those guys.

Mike, I'll say with Mike, we actually, one time after school, me and Mike went with Mike because Mike had a fight with Maher Allen and they had a fight like three o'clock high.

They fought for like 45 minutes.

Oh, wow.

Blood and mud.

It was gorgeous.

And then it was at the end.

At the end, they shook hands and we just went home.

It was crazy.

It was the weirdest thing.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Right.

No guns.

None of that craziness.

Everybody goes home.

Put the guns down and fight like men people.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Yeah.

Or women,

Pete Schwabba (host)

whatever.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

They went at it.

I mean, I think about it now.

It was like, Titanic climb with Mike and Mar-Alan.

Yeah.

But then Mike, it was great.

It was a spectacle I won't soon forget.

So they're practicing.

They're really good.

And I tell Mike, the guy who's good at basketball, I go, Mike, look, man, you got to.

Like you got to score every time.

You got to carry us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Please.

And he's like, well, don't worry about it.

Yeah, we'll be fine.

And and so we gave them the ball like to take it out.

And they were like, no, no, no, you guys take it because, you know, they were they were good basketball players.

And we were just this motley crew of nobodies.

And and the game started.

And Pete.

We beat the hell out of these

Conrad (regular contributor)

girls.

The story was going the other way.

That's a lure.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

We destroyed them.

Like, I don't know if they scored.

I don't remember if they, but we, I knew there was trouble when after like the sixth time we scored, sweet Georgia Brown came out of nowhere.

We lay, I mean, it was demoralizing.

Cause again, we're bad.

Like Mike's, Mike's okay to good.

He's not on the team or anything.

Like he's just a guy.

And Mike and me and the other Mike are just, we're stone pillars, but Pete, let me tell you this, as good as these women wear basketball, and they continue to be good throughout their entire high school careers, it's very hard to defeat a seven inch height disadvantage.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I

Mike Schmidt (guest)

was six foot, I'm six two now, I was six foot in high school, and the tallest one of them was Patty, who was probably five, six.

Pete Schwabba (host)

And she was

Mike Schmidt (guest)

the

Pete Schwabba (host)

center, maybe.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Yeah, and yeah, and she's trying to guard me forget about I got one damning on this girl Step off Patty on every other day of the year every other day of my life But today I am I am absolutely shakning you to peace

It was a mess.

We left them laying in just a smoking ruin.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Was there talking afterwards?

Did you guys all part friends or what happened after?

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Of course, we were friends all through school.

I mean, not hanging out, but you can see it all.

Again, it was four years.

We were going to have to be in there.

But I know that they knew.

Every moment they grabbed a basketball, every time they saw us, they had to realize that we were the L that would never be erased.

Because they're not getting a rematch.

There's no rematch.

I mean, they could call now, and I'm like, sorry, it's not happening.

You're taking this to the grave.

You got absolutely dominated by two slobs and a decent

Conrad (regular contributor)

guy.

I really thought that was going the other way.

Like they were

Mike Schmidt (guest)

just dropping

Conrad (regular contributor)

bombs and crushed you guys.

That's so

Mike Schmidt (guest)

funny.

We killed him.

We absolutely killed

Pete Schwabba (host)

him.

Do you remember this, Mike?

One time, you know, we were talking in LA and I.

You know, I'm a Jordan guy.

You've always been a Larry Bird guy.

And I always loved when something would set you off in a conversation.

And I said something about Larry Bird that was not, Larry Bird's great, but I don't know what I said, like he didn't play defense or whatever.

You said, do you want me to come over there right now and hit you?

I was like, well, no.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Well, and don't get it.

Michael Jordan is the greatest player I've ever played.

I, you know, don't, don't make me like I'm anti Jordan.

Jordan's the king.

Pete Schwabba (host)

Right.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Uh, I had a straight, I was, I had a stranger, whatever.

I was sitting, I was in a, like a restaurant in a mall, like a food court.

And there was a guy behind me.

He was on the phone and he was, uh, he was the LeBron guy and the guy on the other end of the phone was clearly the Jordan guy.

So they're having that argument

Pete Schwabba (host)

right

Mike Schmidt (guest)

best and he's laying out Well, you know, the thing is he's 41 he's still doing it and you hear the guy on the phone He's like Jordan and they're going back and forth back and forth after like 15 minutes I just turn and turn around I looked at him and I go six and oh in finals Beat Hall of Famers in every finals.

Conrad (regular contributor)

Yeah

Mike Schmidt (guest)

six NBA finals MVPs Put the phone away To a total

Pete Schwabba (host)

stranger.

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Yeah, and he laughed thankfully

Pete Schwabba (host)

And how do you like that's my argument for the Jordan LeBron thing like nobody ever even took Jordan to a game seven in the finals So it's tough to have I get a look and I give LeBron total credit I mean to do what he's done for as long as he has is incredible But they're different players LeBron is huge, you know, and I mean they both are but LeBron is a different player I think

Mike Schmidt (guest)

Yeah, LeBron is 6'9, 250.

But also, there's something to be said for a 40-year-old man at 6'9, 250, still 28 and 10.

I mean, he's a miracle.

And if you wanted to tell me he was the second best of all time, I would concede that point.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I would,

Mike Schmidt (guest)

too.

I like Kareem and all those.

There's a lot of guys I can argue for.

But from what LeBron's accomplished and done, I mean, and again,

The chase down block against the Warriors is ridiculous.

He has legendary moments that you'll never forget.

25, 25 points in a row in the playoffs for Cleveland.

I mean, it's insane, dude.

But again, everyone has, like everybody forgot about Isaiah Thomas.

Isaiah Thomas is an amazing Hall of Fame basketball player.

He just, he's incredible because he's a jerk.

I know.

We hated him because he was mean to Jordan and he was a jerk.

Pete Schwabba (host)

I'm glad, Mike, that you and I agree on all three of these points and we didn't have another Larry Bird moment here because that

Mike Schmidt (guest)

did

Pete Schwabba (host)

frighten me a lot.

Nightlight with Peach Waba on the Civic Media Radio Network.

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