Only Losers Heckle (Hour 2)

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Only Losers Heckle (Hour 2)

Matenaer on Air · Thu Apr 10, 2025

Jane Matenaer

Good morning.

Welcome.

Welcome to Matt Nair on air.

Jane Matt Nair, Greg Bakken, Calvin Butenoff coming to you live from our studio here at Radio Park in Racine.

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7524842 leave a comment if you're watching on the live stream on Facebook YouTube and what used to be Twitter We have civic media meteorologist Britney Merleau coming up in just a little bit with a little weather and wine and talk about what is coming our way I think we have a couple more days of Yeah, and then it's gonna get nice

Greg Bach

she's gonna talk about tornadoes as well

Jane Matenaer

important stuff important stuff

JR Paul Noonan brother the acne packing company sports guru Paul Noonan joining us after 1130 to talk all things sports brewers with a big win yesterday I

Greg Bach

feel like that 17 to 2 should count as like four wins they can bank

Jane Matenaer

That would be nice to

Greg Bach

spread those spread those runs over the season.

Jane Matenaer

Yeah, that's that seems fair And then we'll wrap up the show as we always do with this shouldn't be a thing

Today it is the take me to your leader edition.

It's a good one.

There's a visual element you're going to want to check out once the show notes get posted after the show.

But Tisbat coming up around 1151.

You are going to be on stage tonight.

Greg Bach

Fake news.

Are you serious?

You are.

Jane Matenaer

You're going to be in Brookfield.

Greg Bach

I'll be in Brook.

I will be at the Milwaukee Improv in Brookfield.

Scott, I know.

Okay.

So we're a comedy club thing.

But yes.

So tonight, one show only Thursday.

Tonight.

Yeah.

It says Thursday at the Milwaukee Improv in Brookfield on Blue Mountain in the corners.

Jane Matenaer

I've been

Greg Bach

there.

I will be performing.

I'll be featuring, which is also known as middling, which means there'll be a host, most likely then me and then Chappell, Lacey.

is the headliner.

So come on down.

I will say this.

There is a two item minimum.

So if you do come,

Jane Matenaer

you got to

Greg Bach

buy something.

There will be a ticket price, but you got to buy a drink or two or a food item or two.

But yeah, I'm very excited.

They contacted me like three days ago.

Jane Matenaer

That's

Greg Bach

awesome.

I know I'm very excited.

I've never performed there.

I've never had the opportunity.

So this is, I'm like, we're doing the show, but in the back of my head, I'm like, don't be not funny, Greg.

Be funny, Greg.

Jane Matenaer

You're going to be great.

Thank you very much.

If you're around, come on down.

I'd love to high five you and be friends.

Absolutely.

Go check out Greg tonight on stage at the Milwaukee at the Milwaukee Comedy Club in Brookfield,

Greg Bach

Milwaukee improv

Jane Matenaer

improv in Brookfield.

Yeah.

OK.

We can include that in the show notes, too.

We'll have a link for that if you want to pick up tickets.

So we'll drop that in there as well.

Wanted to spend a little time.

He is back in the news.

Wisconsin's own Derek van Orden.

from the Western part of Wisconsin.

And this is courtesy of Pat Critello from Up North News Radio.

Derek Van Orden screams at a witness while defending cuts to food aid.

Nationally known for his angry outburst, the Wisconsin congressman angrily attacked critics of the House GOP budget plan to slash $230 billion

in USDA programs, I believe we have a clip from the always calm, always even tempered Derek Van Orden.

Calvin, can we play that clip, please?

Hey, I want to clear the air.

And I'm going to dispel some things.

You're receiving benefits from the federal government lawfully as an American citizen.

Your benefits are not going to be reduced by nickel.

I'm going to say it again.

If you're an American citizen that is lawfully receiving benefits from the federal government, your benefits will not be reduced by a nickel.

Write that down.

Things have changed.

I'm going to write that

Greg Bach

down.

Write

Jane Matenaer

the same

people that told you during the last budgetary cycle that Republicans are going to cut Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, WIC, SNAP.

They lied to you.

They lied openly to the American public.

They're the same people that lied to you and are fear mongering with hungry children and those most in need in our country and it's unacceptable and it's despicable.

This should be a nonpartisan committee.

They're lying over it.

Stop it.

You, you're wrong.

My Democrat colleagues, there's billions and billions and billions of dollars in fraud with these programs.

Refining a program does not say getting rid of the program.

It's refining it.

Dr. Schozenbach, you said that work requirements are really good at getting people off of SNAP.

What's the purpose of SNAP?

To be on SNAP forever?

No, but we want people to leave SNAP.

Okay, so hold on.

Greg Bach

Hey doctor,

how many years did you go to school?

Wait for it.

Like how many?

Greg Bach

17.

Okay, so I dropped out of high school as a sophomore.

The advantage of being a high school dropout is what you don't have.

Like you don't get it.

Wait

for it.

The

metric of success are people who are working.

Are you familiar with

Jane Matenaer

the source?

But they're not

working.

Jane Matenaer

Are you familiar?

But it's dropping off.

Don't interrupt me.

And what you're talking about is perpetuating the cycle of poverty.

And you're trying to enslave Americans and keep them repressed.

And that is below the dignity of your station, ma'am.

Jane Matenaer

Below the oh, yes, please Derek and Derek Ben Orton school me on dignity.

Greg Bach

Yeah,

Jane Matenaer

please I want to take a class from

Greg Bach

you.

There is so much in there you can take apart my I think my It's tied between him telling a doctor of of she she is an educated human being giving her

giving her expertise on this situation.

You don't know anything because I dropped out of high school.

And by the way, in that video, in the earlier part of the, he talked about being poor and being on government, on government cheese and using all those terminologies.

And which is why Pat makes the claim that he was the same person too.

He grew up poor to a single mom and had to go through the same thing as well.

That doesn't make you smarter.

You have different levels of experience.

And also when you interrupt her,

when she's trying to talk to you, answering the question you asked, and then you have the nerve to say, don't interrupt me when she is trying to speak as well.

Derek Van Orden, Derek Van Orden does not even, he doesn't belong in the Congress.

He doesn't belong as a dog catcher in this state.

He is despicable and disgusting.

I think he has anger management issues.

He loves to dress down people and yell at people, but not in, and this was actually the most I've seen him get.

like but he gets aggressive he gets pointed and and i'm sorry to say it and i'll say it right here he generally does it towards women oh

Jane Matenaer

absolutely absolutely i've got a whole list yeah i've got a whole list of dirrick van orton's greatest hits where he's done this before he loves to attack people weaker and smaller yes than he is

Greg Bach

yes

Jane Matenaer

uh

Greg Bach

He is a high school dropout, a PJ on the line.

He's a high school dropout.

He got his GED from what I understand, and he went back to college, graduated from an online college,

and he

Greg Bach

spent 26 years in the military, which gives him also an experience that I would never try to say doesn't count.

Jane Matenaer

855-752-4842, if you would like to join the conversation.

Jean Vermeau-Claire is on the line.

Good morning, Jean.

What do you want to say?

about, uh, DVO.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Well, yeah, I do believe it.

I knew that he was a little off, but now we know that he's way off.

You know, the people that are in that Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Volberg, this guy, they should not even be allowed on the Capitol.

This is just

I just can't believe that this guy is running down people who have studied for years and years trying to make our country better and things better for people.

Thank you very much, guys.

Keep it up.

Keep letting the people know and play his voice.

The word's coming out of his mouth, because that's what he said, and he can't deny it.

Thanks, guys.

Have a good day.

Thank you.

Bye.

Jane Matenaer

Bye, Gene.

Thank you so much,

Greg Bach

Gene.

We do have more of his voice.

We actually do.

This is from last year.

He's speaking to a reporter who is just, you know, doing their job, asking questions on the budget.

And of course, you know, that's too much for old DVO here.

And he's got to just become the biggest, meanest monster on the steps.

Calvin, can you play that clip as well?

Okay, maybe you don't understand how Congress works.

So we don't do the budget process on the floor.

You do that in committee hearings.

The committees are all here.

The staffs are all here.

That's how Congress actually works.

Greg Bach

And

Jane Matenaer

I

understand what you're getting at, and I don't appreciate it.

I've answered your question.

Do you have anything else that actually means something?

Jane Matenaer

Let's just insult people.

Yeah, you know, that's just easier.

It's just let just insult people.

That's

Greg Bach

how it works.

I'm sure that's what people who voted for them realized they're getting from.

Him is just a man who has a lot of issues inside and doesn't know how to deal with them.

So he just takes it on those who are, you know, living their lives

Jane Matenaer

around him.

She's doing her job.

She's asking a question, which may not be a question that you like, but she is still doing her job as a reporter.

Last time I checked, I didn't think a reporter's job was to just throw softballs.

Yeah.

And let's not forget again, this is not Derek van Orden has a long history of this kind of behavior going back to when he blew up at this teenage library worker in his district over a display of LGBTQ books when and this she's a teenager and then there were more teenagers

that he went after Senate pages.

Greg Bach

Yep, they were doing a thing where they tore, I think the end of their run, they'll go there, they'll go in the hallways, they'll lay on the floor and they'll take pictures of the ceiling, which are innate and beautiful.

It's a tradition.

Jane Matenaer

It's a tradition.

Greg Bach

This is not disrespectful.

This is accepted.

And he, and some will say, was not exactly the soberest, comes out of his office and decides to start yelling at them.

Cursing

Jane Matenaer

at them.

Cursing at them.

Greg Bach

This is a man who, and I'm saying this as another man.

He's a man who needs some help.

He needs to talk to somebody because this is getting out of hand.

He is embarrassing himself, his district, Wisconsin, and when people see this stuff on the internet, this country, because that's who represents us.

Jane Matenaer

And don't forget, at the RNC, he accused this young woman of assaulting him.

Oh my God, yes.

Standing in line, and there's a video of this as well, that went nowhere.

There were no charges filed against this woman.

She did not assault him.

And by the way, she is a munchkin.

Compared to the manly man, Derek Van Orden.

Greg Bach

Derek Van Orden is never more at home than when he's playing the disgruntled victim.

That's where he eats, lives, and breathes.

Disgruntled victim, I did all this, you better respect me, but I will never give you the respect back, no matter how much you deserve it.

Well, he's gonna be up for re-election next year.

Jane Matenaer

And from what I understand, Rebecca Cook already have a million dollars in her bank.

That's something to keep in mind, my friends, when we return, we're going to lighten things up for the rest of the show.

Brittany Merleau will be here with Weather and Wine, and then we'll talk sports with Paul Noonan from the Acme Packing Company.

Stay with us.

You are listening to Matt Nair on air on the Civic Media Radio Network.

I don't know why there's no sun up in the

Jane Matenaer

sky.

Good morning.

Welcome back to Matt Nair on air.

Jane Matt Nair, Greg Bach, resident young person Calvin on the board coming to you from our studio at Radio Park in Racine.

Join us, call her text at 855-752-

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On Facebook, YouTube, and what used to be Twitter after the 11-30 news ACME Packing Company sports guru Paul Newton will be here to talk all things sports, including that huge win for the Brewers yesterday, 17-2.

Right now, though, she joins us every Thursday at this time for a little weather and wine.

Civic media meteorologist Brittany Merleau.

Good morning, Brittany.

How's it going?

Great.

How are you doing?

We're good.

We're good.

It's a little gray and spitty here in the Racine area.

It's not raining hard.

It's just kind of, you know, it's misty and kind of annoying.

And it's not going to be terribly warm today, but better things are to come, right?

Brittney Merlot

They are.

I'd say today is the definition of dreary.

We're going to get through it.

It's almost over, right?

We're halfway through it.

Right, right.

We've got plenty of sunshine on the way.

So what's happening is the high pressure system is going to clear all this clouds cover out of here overnight tonight.

And we're going to be waking up to abundant sunshine tomorrow.

And it's going to stay here for Saturday.

And the further south you live, you're going to hang on to it for Sunday.

But the further north, you've got some rain rolling in.

Jane Matenaer

Rain but not snow.

Correct.

Brittney Merlot

At the moment.

At the moment.

However, it does kind of up.

Up north.

Yeah, that rain on Monday night may potentially flip over to a little bit of light snowfall Tuesday night into park far far north woods But of course Hurley could get smacked with another six inches of snow.

Oh

Jane Matenaer

man Again, this shouldn't be a surprise.

It's only April.

We've had snow in May in

Brittney Merlot

Wisconsin It's

Jane Matenaer

rare, but it has happened.

So I guess this shouldn't be that big of a surprise, but we're all ready

I think we're all ready for a little warm up and it is going to warm up this weekend.

Brittney Merlot

Yes, yeah, it's gonna be really nice.

Actually, we'll already be into those mid 50s for tomorrow, tapping the low 60s on Saturday, and then some mid 60s on Sunday, and we're gonna hold the heat on Monday too.

Now, heads up, we do fall a little bit Tuesday, Wednesday, but we're gonna rebound back to those spring temperatures, and the weekend actually looks really nice too.

And I see some 70s as we cruise into the following week as well,

Greg Bach

so.

Brittney Merlot

Ooh.

get excited.

Yeah.

We're

Greg Bach

talking about what's going on this tonight with the comedy stuff.

Rob from Tigerton also came in on the live stream saying tonight I'm taking a storm spotters training class tonight at 7pm from the Green Bay National Weather Service online.

This is my third year taking the class and storm spotters are very important

Brittney Merlot

during

Greg Bach

the weather events from importing storm damage, getting rain and snow amounts, they their eyes on the ground in reporting weather in their locations.

So yes,

Jane Matenaer

that's really that's really an important element though isn't it Brittany and especially when we're talking about Noah receiving all of these kinds of cuts We we can use more storm spotters

Brittney Merlot

The more help, the better.

Please, please, please.

There is a class tonight and it's online, okay?

So anyone can do this across the state.

You can join tonight and there's another one on Monday too.

And of course, there's more throughout the next month or so locally as well.

But those two are online.

If you go to National Weather Service Green Bay, you can sign up right there and get all registered for that.

But it's pretty cool.

I mean, you're gonna learn about severe thunderstorms.

You're gonna know the difference between a funnel cloud and an actual tornado.

You're

gonna...

Brittney Merlot

really dive in deep and learn the science behind it and nerd out, which is the cool part.

So if you like to go outside and watch the storms roll through, I highly, highly suggest this for you.

It's fun to do.

Jane Matenaer

What are some of the other responsibilities as far as being a storm spotter, Brittany?

Is it keeping track of like rain amounts and things like that?

Brittney Merlot

Yeah, so there's different programs.

This one that's going on tonight will be more for severe weather storm spotting and stuff.

But I mean, we are measuring how much rain is coming through.

fast it's coming down, how much snow you're getting.

I mean, there's even people who take temperatures daily and even precipitation daily and put reports in to this database, which is so, so, so helpful.

Jane Matenaer

If my mother were still alive, she would absolutely do this because she used to write down the weather every day.

Brittney Merlot

Oh, I love that.

That was so cute.

It was so cute.

Jane Matenaer

I was talking about severe weather, though.

Is tornado awareness week?

Brittney Merlot

Yes.

So this week is severe weather awareness week across the state.

I mean, tornado season is April through August.

So we're already entering it.

Last year we had tons of tornadoes.

We doubled our average.

We usually have about 23 tornadoes in the state each year.

We had 40, more than 40.

And about 22 of those were on one month, the month of May.

Wow.

Let's get ready, you guys.

It's right around the corner, right when we start to get those nicer temperatures, and those cold fronts come through, the severe weather sparks up.

So the sirens will sound today at 1.45 and 6.45, and it's a time to just practice your plan.

Actually do it.

I know it might sound stupid or feel weird, but muscle memory, I'm telling you, when you're in an emergency, your brain goes crazy.

You're running around in circles, you don't know what to do next.

Plan it, do it now, have that muscle memory going, and also get an emergency bag together too.

You're going to want extra shoes.

You're probably not going to have them on if you're running into the basement or wherever you're going in an emergency.

So shoes, clothes, medicine, snacks, water, put it on the bag so you can just grab the bag or leave the bag in your safe.

I was going

Greg Bach

to say, yeah, leave it in the basement.

Yeah.

Jane Matenaer

Yep.

That sounds

Brittney Merlot

like a

Jane Matenaer

really good idea.

And I would think especially if you have children, this is really a really important annual review of what to do if your house gets hit by a tornado.

Brittney Merlot

Yeah.

And it's just so, I've got the chills right now.

I've just seen too much destruction and devastation across our state.

And you know, it's killed people in our state as well.

And it's just giving me the chills.

So just be ready, be prepared.

I don't care how stupid you feel today.

Do it.

Jane Matenaer

Yep.

All right.

Yeah.

Planning ahead is always better.

And as you said, Brittany, when you're panicking like that and we don't necessarily have all that much time to get into the basement and collect all that stuff, just put it, put your bag together today, like you said, and make sure you include, you know, a bowl for the dog or the cat and the dog and the cat food along with some met some of your meds and other things like that.

And also if you can get one of those crank up radios.

Greg Bach

I love those.

Jane Matenaer

It's a good way to work on your arm strength as well.

Greg Bach

Can you get jacked?

Jane Matenaer

Right.

Brittany Merleau is Civic Media meteorologist.

She joins us every Thursday for a little weather and wine.

Thank you so much, Brittany.

Really appreciate it.

We'll see you next week.

Thank you.

Stay with us.

News is coming up next when we return.

Paul Noonan from the Acme packing company will be here and we're going to wrap it all up with this shouldn't be a thing.

Take me to your leader edition on the Civic Media Radio Network.

We'll be right

back.

ones more don't know why

Jane Matenaer

Good morning.

Welcome.

Welcome to Matt Nair on air.

Jane Matt Nair, Greg Bach and the Board Lord coming to you from our studio here at Radio Park in Racine.

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If you're watching on Facebook, YouTube, and what used to be Twitter, we got baseball action tonight, or this afternoon, actually, the Brewers at the Rockies.

Our broadcast starts today at 1.35.

You cannot listen on the stream.

You have to listen to the radio.

You can catch the game today on WRCE in Richland Center.

WISS in Oshkosh, WRJN here in Racine in Kenosha, WTQM in Park Falls, and a shout out to WBZH in Hayward, our newest Brewer's affiliate.

Brewer's today against the Rockies, our broadcast starts at 1.35.

We're gonna segue right into our guest.

Boom.

The Acme Backing Company sports guru Paul Noonan is here.

Good morning, Paul.

Hey, good morning.

17 to two.

I had to look at that four times.

I went, I went to bed when it was tended to and woke up this morning to find that, um, it's, it's actually an it's, it's an insane score for a lot of reasons.

It is the Rockies.

They are, um, probably the worst team in baseball.

Just to give context to how bad they are.

You might remember last season, the Chicago white socks finished as.

No worse than the second worst team in Major League Baseball history.

By all the projection systems that project baseball records for this season, the Rockies are projected to finish eight games worse than the White Sox are this year.

They have basically no pitching, no stars of any kind, no depth of any kind.

And more than anything, playing in Colorado is difficult with the thin air up there.

tricky to develop your pitchers so that they can be successful when they go on the road and at home, your hitters too.

They have one of the worst analytics front offices.

They've done basically no work in developing the proper way to play in Colorado.

So putting 17 up on them, not that surprising.

They have two wins on the air so far.

It's helped even out the brewers sort of run scored run allowed differential because you know they got

Thumped by the Yankees, the first couple games

Jane Matenaer

of the

season.

They're pretty much back to even now.

Baseball, it all evens out over time if you let it go on long enough.

Jane Matenaer

So because the Rockies are so bad, it would have been much worse if it had only been like a three to two game, right?

Yeah, I mean it wins a win, but it's nice to actually show that you can thump teams that you're supposed to thump And you know, it's nice to win.

It's better to win in such a way that says man Maybe you're not such such a pretender that you looked like early on.

Greg Bach

Well, and that's what I've you know I mean anyone who's midwestern knows that the burrs are probably gonna try spend the rest of April Showing the rest of the baseball world that was the first weekend was a fluke.

We're we're we're we're good.

Jane Matenaer

We're

Greg Bach

better than that, but um

I'm surprised you went to bed at 10 to two because as a brewers fan, I'm still like, how do we blow this?

How do we blow this?

I trust their bullpen enough to get that.

I don't trust a lot about the brewers right now.

There's some, there's some fakery in there.

They're starting pitching is all hurts, but the one thing I trust is their bullpen.

Their bullpen is still nailed.

Greg Bach

All right.

I also suggested the idea and Jane's not along with this.

She doesn't like my idea here is that we take those 17 runs, we can bank them and sprinkle them over other games throughout the season.

Jane Matenaer

Somehow that doesn't seem legal.

Greg Bach

Hey, if the Houston Astros can cheat their way to a World Series, we can sprinkle runs.

Sprinkle our wins.

Jane Matenaer

Yeah.

But as you said, Paul, all the pictures are hurt.

Everybody's hurt.

Everybody's hurt.

The Brewers did make a trade to address that.

Hopefully, they traded away quite a lot actually to acquire Quinn Priester, who is starting today.

And he is a former first round pick.

He's only 24 years old.

They clearly see something in him.

And the Brewers pitching lab is phenomenal at picking out little

little things about guys that they can develop that nobody else sees.

And I hope they have that here.

But I am a little skeptical about Priester starting his first game for this team in Colorado, because his biggest problem so far is that his fastball has been very hittable.

It is difficult to survive on breaking stuff in Colorado.

It doesn't break.

That's part of the thin air.

And if I had to make a prediction on how this is going to go, not great would be my prediction.

I was hoping they could hold him back for one more.

I think they go to Arizona next, which isn't that much better than Colorado.

But just, I would say, if Quinn Priestley gets absolutely destroyed today, don't write him off immediately.

He may be better with a couple of weeks in the

Jane Matenaer

lab

and being back to sea level.

They're desperate for pitching.

They're TBD tomorrow.

They're starting Chad Patrick two days from now.

They just need guys at this point.

And this is not a good scenario for a young guy in his first start for a new team.

Jane Matenaer

Katherine from Madison has a question on the text line.

Why does thin air matter?

Oh, it is a good question.

And the reason is all about friction.

When you throw any pitch that actually two reasons, but pitching wise.

If you throw any pitch that you spin, that you have vertical or horizontal movement on, it actually moves because of that spin interacting with the density of air.

And so curveballs will curve more at sea level or in humid environments than they will up in the mountains.

Fastballs that move horizontally, a lot of people have cut fastballs and sinkers that dive down.

Those go straight in Colorado, where they move at sea level.

So they're much easier to pick up on and hit.

That's one of the reasons Colorado is such an offensive environment.

The other one, though, is that hits travel further, because they don't encounter as much air resistance when you get a ball up in the air in Colorado.

It actually goes quite a bit further.

We saw Christian Yelich hit, I think, a 446-foot home run last night.

That's that's amazing, but it's less amazing in Colorado where there's just less getting in the way of the ball and it just goes and goes and goes and goes

Greg Bach

and really quick You sent this to me after your topics.

You said that Bryce Terang is working with new Stances in the in the batter's box, which is interesting I would think that Bryce is who's a good player would stick to what he's got, but he's trying new things

He is so one thing we track everything in baseball you do you really do you said this to me.

I was like

What?

One of the things we track now is how much people changed their batting stance from year to year.

A journalist named Mike Petrollo did a big analysis of the people who've changed their batting stance the most.

The person who changed it the third most is Bryce Turang from last year.

He went from having a very open stance to a very closed stance, just

Quickly what that means, open stance, you're facing the pitcher more, closed stance, you're facing the plate more.

And typically open stance is better for contact, closed stance is better for power.

And last season, Bryce Terang was in the second percent, two of bat speed of exit velocity.

He's up a ton.

It's still not great.

He's up to 15%, which is not a big power guy, but

Terang is an outstanding contact hitter.

He almost never swings and misses, especially in the zone.

And adding even a little power to that has made a huge difference for him putting the ball into play with a lot more power, hitting these massive home runs every once in a while.

And with Terang's speed, his athleticism, his defense, if he can hit like 15 to 20 home runs a year, he's like an MVP caliber player.

These little tweaks, we'll see if it holds for the whole season, but it could be a huge difference maker for the team if it actually holds up.

And his underlying metrics so far look like they will hold up.

It's not a lot of fake stuff with Tarang.

He actually is, he's in the ball pretty hard.

Jane Matenaer

If you're just joining us, Paul Noonan is our guest talking all things sports from the Acme packing company.

Let's move on to the Packers, Paul.

You mentioned that last time you joined us, Calvin mentioned he was interested in receiver Emuka.

Egg Boca.

I'm at Egg Boca, who is an

Jane Matenaer

Ohio State receiver.

I was not even close, but continue.

Calvin doing a very good scouting job, by the way, because the Packers had him in for a rare two-day visit.

Visits don't always matter in the pre-draft because with higher level guys, the Packers will often sign undrafted free agents and like seventh round picks on guys they have in.

You can kind of bank on that.

To have a guy in for a two-day visit means they're probably very, very interested, and he is very likely to be there when their first round pick comes up, and possibly when their second round pick comes up too.

He is a great fit for the offense in that he is super versatile.

He is a great athlete.

He can play in the slot and outside, which in this draft, not a lot of guys can.

Um, this is a very small receiver draft and he is one of the only versatile guys in the whole thing.

Um, and it's always good to get Ohio State receivers because they do a lot of the hard work for you.

They're the best receiver scouts in college football.

Almost all of their receivers are at least decent NFL players.

And, uh, so he's a guy to keep an eye on when the draft actually rolls around.

If they end up with them, I won't be surprised at all.

Jane Matenaer

Calvin, you considering switching careers and going into scouting, I assume now?

No, I just.

I have a soft spot for Ohio State wide receivers and I feel like Amika Abuqa specifically I think if he was on any other team then Ohio State this year his stock would be a lot higher.

He had a great college career but he just happened to be on the same team as the greatest 18 year old wide receiver to ever play college football.

So he got overshadowed a little bit.

He got overshadowed a lot because he had Jeremiah Smith this year and he had Marvin Harrison the year before and he did suffer some ill time to injuries too.

So I think his stock's actually a little lower than it should be.

He blew the doors off people at the combine.

He's a great athlete.

So I think he is an underrated guy and I'd love to have him.

He would actually fix quite a few packer issues.

So hopefully that does happen.

Greg Bach

My only thing is I just love listening to Calvin talk about football because you talk

about there's things you

Greg Bach

talk about.

But when you talk about football, there's such a deep knowledge you have, Calvin.

That's very impressive to watch.

Don't shake your head.

That's your thing.

It's called a

Greg Bach

compliment.

Deal with it.

I appreciate the compliment.

I just don't want to oversell the depth of my football

Greg Bach

knowledge.

You are impressing a man who, for a profession, writes sports.

Jane Matenaer

Say thank you.

Thank you guys see it's a Wisconsin thing.

That's like being cheap In the time that we have left Paul, let's talk a little bit about bucks with just three games left

Yeah, they are they're hanging tough in terms of still being able to maybe make the fourth spot They have to win out and get really lucky.

They probably won't But they've been on kind of a tear even without

Damian Lillard, mostly carried by Yanis being crazy, because he's Yanis.

But also their bench, and especially Kevin Porter Jr.

If you go and look at the last few Bucks games, all of the starters are fickle in the NBA anyway.

But this is not an advanced stat, but one of the better stats to see how people are doing is the plus minus.

Basically, when you're on the court, you give up more points than your team scores or vice versa.

Yannis is the only positive starter for like the last six games.

Jane Matenaer

And they've been

great over those six games, but the bench has been phenomenal.

And Bobby Port is coming back has been a nice little boost, especially scoring wise.

But Kevin Porter Jr.

has been like, I think underrated good.

He's been like plus 15 or better in a whole bunch of games in a row.

And

Going into the playoffs usually kind of want to shorten your bench I do wonder if the Bucks will do a little bit of shuffling to get actually a little more time for some of the down roster guys a little bit more than they have and I do wonder if Brooke Lopez starts to see the pine a little bit more He is definitely getting a little bit slower a little bit long in the tooth and that rim protector job He does in the regular season is often exploited by teams that can capitalize on his Speed or lack thereof in the postseason, but keep an eye on Porter in particular and see if

He's been arrived, not like a rookie, but see if he has a little bit of a breakout here when we start to move into the postseason.

Jane Matenaer

Speaking of the brewers, we have brewers action on some of our civic media stations starting at 130 today.

Hopefully the brewers can do a repeat while they're out in Colorado and smoke them again, 70 to two.

You can catch the game today.

You have to listen to terrestrial radio.

It's not going to be on the stream.

Catch the game starting at 135 on WRCE in Richland Center, WISS in Oshkosh, WRJN here in Racine and Kenosha, WCQM in Park Falls, and in Hayward on WBZ8.

Paul Noonan joins us every other Thursday from the Acme packing company.

Thanks a lot, Paul.

We will see you in a couple weeks.

Thanks, Paul.

Coming up next, we were going to wrap up the show as we always do with this shouldn't be a thing.

Today it is the take me to your leader edition.

Stay with us.

You are listening to Matt Nair on air on the Civic Media Radio Network.

Welcome back to Matt Nair on air Jane Matt Nair Greg Bach Calvitini on the board coming to you from our studio at Radio Park in Racine join us caller text at 855-752-4842 Leave a comment if you're watching on the live stream on Facebook YouTube and what used to be Twitter you can see Greg Bach live in person on stage tonight tonight one show

Greg Bach

only one show only

featuring for Shapo Lacey at the Milwaukee Improv in Brookfield.

Get your tickets.

We will put a link in the show notes for it.

If you want to come out, that's great.

Don't heckle, be cool, be fun.

No one, no one who's anyone heckles.

Exactly.

Only, yeah, only cool people come in

Jane Matenaer

at a good

Greg Bach

time.

Only losers heckle.

Your words, not mine.

Jane Matenaer

Well, I

Greg Bach

mean it.

But we, we, we, I would love to see you out there.

Please, I mean, if you come out, please introduce yourself.

Please introduce yourself.

Jane Matenaer

Yeah,

Greg Bach

for sure.

And we will have a fun time.

So yeah, one show, 7 p.m.

Get your tickets.

Let's have fun.

Get

Jane Matenaer

some comedy.

Have some laughs.

Have some laughs.

That's good for you.

Coming up on the show tomorrow, it is Friday.

That means Dan Schaefer will be here from the Reconbobulation area.

We're going to talk a little bit about this great sale that they're having

from the

Jane Matenaer

Reconbobulation area on Monday.

You can subscribe for like $30 for the entire year.

It's fantastic.

And we will be talking, I'm sure, lots more breakdown still about the Susan Crawford, Brad Schimel race.

Greg Bach

Oh, yeah.

Jane Matenaer

little more in-depth stuff that we will be kicking around with Dan Schaefer tomorrow.

Right now, though, it is 11.53, Calvin.

That means it's time for... This shouldn't

be a thing.

Jane Matenaer

As always, if you have a thing you think should not be, send it in to Greg and me at janesaysatcivicmedia.us.

J-A-N-E-S-A-Y-S, Jane says...

at civicmedia.us.

This is from Vice.

Sammy Caramella with the byline, headline reads, a bizarre half-alien, half-mermaid appeared on a UK beach.

On the sandy beach of Margate Kent, a coastal town in England, beachgoers noticed a freaky figure, Paula Regan,

said for the life of me, I couldn't tell you what it was.

It was the weirdest thing.

It looks like an alien mermaid carved out of wood.

It

Greg Bach

does.

It looks like

Jane Matenaer

some sort of weird art project, but like a mashup between a fish and then there's an alien creepy head on it.

Greg Bach

Yeah, exactly.

Jane Matenaer

The mysterious figure appears to have an ET looking head, a skeleton like body.

and a scaled mermaid appearing tail.

It was also sticking partially out of the sand in a seemingly threatening manner.

It's not moving.

First of

Greg Bach

all, it does not have an ET light head.

Let's

Jane Matenaer

just

Greg Bach

get that done right there.

It also looks like it looks like it's wasted away.

Like it was bigger

at one time.

It's

Greg Bach

tripled.

And it looks like it's crawling for help.

I know I'm getting sad.

Sad about the half alien, half

Jane Matenaer

mermaid.

Regan who found it said at first I thought it was a piece of driftwood Yeah, or maybe a dead seal because I could see these weird funny tail fin things The head looked skeletal, but at the back the fishtail was soft and squishy It didn't feel slimy or decomposed, but it was definitely strange The beach was pretty much empty, but eventually a ton of beachgoers noticed all the commotion and gathered around it even these people

After a while, no one could figure out what it was.

Somebody thought it might have fallen off a boat.

Others suggested it could be a figurehead from an old ship.

That would be one of the ugliest things to put on your ship as a figurehead.

Greg Bach

That would just fuel the idea.

That would just, and I have, and I ask how to get this clip ready, that would just fuel the idea that aliens were actually pirates.

There it is.

Jane Matenaer

Regan says some thought it again was a figurehead from a ship like a carved mermaid I just knew that no one would believe us if we didn't take a picture and That's where it ends.

I looked for any follow-up on this Are you telling me nobody picked this thing up and took it?

I don't know to a scientist somewhere and said

What is this thing made out of?

At the

Greg Bach

very least, walk up to it.

I mean, it's obviously not alive.

That's what we know.

Jane Matenaer

That's exactly, until you put water on

Greg Bach

it.

I would not kind of just see if it could feel like, like not going to fit if it's wood.

Also, a mermaid from a ship, if like, that just seems weird.

That's like you said, the ugliest mermaid on earth.

Like, no one's going to put this on your ship.

It's very, very odd.

But yeah, it's, it's, it's very hard not to look at, but it's also just.

Horrifying.

It's a little disturbing.

Jane Matenaer

But again, I think someone carved this thing and left it there hoping something like this would happen.

Greg Bach

What I really enjoy about the picture is that there's just disturbing image in the background.

Just a dog doing its thing, living

Jane Matenaer

its

Greg Bach

life.

Sniffing things.

Yeah, it's not sniffing the alien.

Jane Matenaer

It's like

Greg Bach

that.

It's a piece of driftwood.

Not bothered.

Jane Matenaer

That wraps up today's episode of...

This shouldn't be a

Jane Matenaer

thing.

Thank you, Greg and Calvin and all of our engineers.

Without you, nothing works.

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It means the world.

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