Holiday Hassles (Hour 1)

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Holiday Hassles (Hour 1)

John & Gordy · Mon Dec 22, 2025

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We're truly

sorry.

Hey, man.

How's it going?

It's going good.

So far.

Yeah.

I mean, you know, so far, so good.

Yeah.

Well, we could stumble at any moment.

Things should go off off the rails.

By the way, did your parking pass work this morning?

Yeah.

Mine did not work.

Uh-oh.

What do you think that means?

That means

maybe it's a one-man show.

Damn.

Dude.

It's just getting used to this.

Geez.

Well, I was hoping they'd tell you in a different way.

Oh,

well.

It's been fun while it lasted.

Yeah.

Good morning, it's Monday.

But take that for show promo.

Oh yeah, I'll take that.

He's selling the Catherine now.

Yeah, really.

Here it is, Monday, the 22nd day of December, Christmas, just a couple of days away.

You all ready?

Yeah, amazing.

You all ready for the holiday?

I

am not ready for it.

I'm having the time of my life.

I am having such a good time spending money that I am just like,

You know, it's just amazing that holiday feeling you get spending every dime that you have.

You know, there's something

about

it.

You know, I just, I don't know.

You know, I wish, I wish every day could be Christmas.

It's

a matter with you.

Actually, you know, looking at our Amazon bill, I would say every day is Christmas.

By the way, you know, speaking of my Amazon bill, I have an Amazon card.

Okay, credit card.

It's a city bank.

And I found out that I was about a month and a half late on my payment.

Now, I've been longer overdue than that.

The thing is, I just kind of let it go for a couple of months and then I just pay the damn thing off.

And I pay it off every time.

But anyway, and it's exorbitant.

I mean, you know, we're talking $3,000, $4,000.

You

buy a lot of stuff.

You are a consumer.

I'm surprised you have room in your house for

anything else.

I know, we're hoarders.

Do you have

automatic payments, though?

Do you have automatic payments?

What do you mean?

No, he pays

it off.

He pays it off?

No, I pay the whole thing off.

Wow.

Yeah.

And everything kind of goes through that card because then we get points and then we get discounts on things we purchase on Prime.

The thing is, because I was late and I don't get this at all, this is a weird time of the year to do this, but they froze my charging abilities.

So yeah, I'm trying to tune into my hulu plus account and apparently it needed a payment for the month and I couldn't get the hulu and I got really I really got pissed off So I talked to a representative at Citibank.

Yeah, and she's well.

That's what we do.

So no you don't

I've been later than this, and I never had this happen, and you're doing this at the holiday season.

What a wonderful Christmas gift for me.

And so, by the way, what makes it even worse is that I had just paid the bill.

You know from my account at the credit union.

I just it's an electronic transfer But I had just paid it the whole thing off and then all of a sudden this happens So so I go to their website and they have Pay now, you know, you can make

a

quick payment

sure

and that won't allow me to do that because they froze the I can't I can't make a payment

to just get it off the hook.

What are you going to do now?

What do you call it?

So you get it straightened out?

No, no today.

Today being Monday.

I mean, this happened all on Saturday.

So, you know, being Monday, I would assume that the electronic transfer will go through and everything will be fine.

The normal way we pay, but I can't do it online.

I can't do it on their website.

Oddly.

But we'll see what happens, you know, keep updated.

I'm really mad.

And I'm thinking of going to my Costco card and putting all of my subscriptions on the Costco card and screw prime screw Citibank.

And I'm going, I'm leaving these people behind.

If they want to do this on the holiday season, they can go to hell.

I'm just thinking, you know, you guys, and it's like, OK, we also base this on your credit.

Yeah record and I said well my credit record shows that I paid the damn bill every couple of months off, right?

You know, I don't just make little payments here and there and I don't know you know, I just thought yeah, and I've got a credit score of like 820 or something

like that

so I don't know I'm just

like

I'm mystified by this they're treating me like some kind of scum and that's not gonna happen

Sorry, you have to go through this during the holiday

season.

Very sad.

OK, weather for today, a few sprinkles, few flurries.

Right now, 31 degrees highs around 37.

Hey, phone lines are open.

608-879-8255.

Let's go to Matt in Middleton for our early morning call.

All right.

Good morning, Matt.

Hi, Matt.

Morning, guys.

Just wait John wait until your credit is attached to your allegiance and your online comments related to clinic point USA Then you'll get a good credit score as long as you be a good little white nationalist

You

bet I wanted to talk about this AI thing quick because I I talked to my 12 year old niece yesterday We went out to dinner with the family and she says that

Something like eight out of ten of her classmates are already cheating on their exams their papers Cheating as much as they possibly can using AI And it's all the rage as we create the idiocracy before us.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes,

and I now think that this and I also saw that in San Francisco.

They had a power outage

at a data center that caused all the Waymo cars to go dead in their tracks,

causing

major backups on the street, everything, major chaos.

Oh, no.

But that's okay.

We just need to go go fast and break as much as possible because the billionaires need more power.

That's what I'm thinking.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

That's that's not a good situation to be in.

If you're on your way someplace.

Yeah.

The family, you know.

Imagine

the traffic backups.

They were literally stopped in the middle of the street.

Oh, no.

Wow.

See, that's,

you know, that's

something to keep in mind with these Waymo's or any of these automated cars,

right?

Yes.

This can happen.

That must have been

chaos.

Yes.

Well, Matt,

thank you.

We'll have to look into that.

Wow.

That is

just a whoo.

Matt, thanks for that call.

You know, I thought I had problems.

OK.

And then those Waymos, of course, you know, they have 360 cameras on them.

So, you know, can surveil its area, which still freaks me out a little bit.

Remember the protests in LA?

Yeah.

The.

burned Waymo's because of the cameras and they were using the cameras by the police force in order to find protesters.

So I don't know, you know this surveillance society is driving me crazy.

We were talking about this over Christmas and my family and it was just like

There will be a time when we'll look back at this time and think, wow, we were really free.

We had so many possibilities.

You know, we could go online, we could do this, that, we could find things.

We had privacy.

None of that will be true in about 10, 15 years.

Oh, you were given a 10 or 15 years?

Oh, I think it's going to happen way before

that.

Yeah, that's what I think is going to happen.

So we're all doomed.

And

that's about it.

We got a message here, John, from Gary.

Yes, Gary has an idea.

He says, John, instead of the giant vendors previously mentioned, you can always consult the Oracle, your listeners, about alternative places to shop.

That's a good

idea.

That's a good idea.

And by the way, Scott mentions that you can set up auto payment to pay in full.

I did not know that you could set it up so it just pulls out whatever it needs.

That's what I,

yeah, that's what I use for

my

discovery.

Yep.

I just have auto payment and I don't even have to

think about it.

It just pays the entire bill.

It knows how much to take

out.

Yep.

It's very nice.

Oh, okay.

Well, I feel like I'm a little behind the curve here.

I'm going to set that up.

The hell with this, right?

Look I hate them now.

I hate them now more than ever.

Yeah

And I'm thinking well, I'd like to be able to use my Costco card, you know

Actually, I don't have a Costco I

don't have a Costco credit card, but I

was

thinking of maybe getting one and then using that for some reason to I get points yeah for that one, so I don't know You know one way or another we're going to Get even with Citibank whether it's I don't know destroying their buildings one by one

Really?

No, I'm just kidding.

But you know, it's not fair during the Christmas season.

The thing is, you know, you could just be building up, building up, building up, making a lot of purchases, raising that bill up, and then suddenly they do this, which seems really odd at a weird time of the year to do this.

But I don't know.

You know, maybe they're just flexing their muscles.

Maybe the billionaires are flexing their muscles and say, nope, you can't.

You can't do that anymore.

Mmm.

We gotcha.

Okay.

Let's go back to the phones.

Mark is on the line this morning from Prairie to Sack.

Good morning, Mark.

Yeah, good morning.

Yeah, I was just thinking that it's like the billionaires are Colossus and at the end when Colossus is saying we were supposed to regard them with with a respect and awe.

Yes.

And we're supposed to come to love them because you know that freedom is just an illusion and that the only thing people that should actually be free is

are the billionaires because we are just the serfs and the only thing is is to make them wealthier so they can be like the old Beverly Hillbillies where Milvren dies they would put out of the vault and swim in the cash.

There's

something, you know, like, Mark, it's so great talking about these characters.

Like, there's some kind of legendary, you know,

Beverly

Hillbilly.

Beverly Hillbilly characters, you know.

Yeah, but forgot about Milburn Drysdale.

Yeah.

Swimming in the cash.

Great stuff.

It's just sad because these guys, you know, that it's like we're living in, you know,

19th century England and they're all Ebenezer Scrooge We're just supposed to be grateful that you know, whatever crumb is drop off the table that

yeah Well,

that's where we are.

We're in the golden age here mark remember this is the golden age.

Yeah

It's fools gold and that's iron pyrite and that's what is that isn't that lead and iron and lead mixed together I think

yes, I think that's what it is.

Yeah, I

Well, all right.

I always appreciate that,

Mark.

Thank you.

We're left to the Fool's Gold, because as a kid, I used to find Fool's Gold all over and I thought, well, how do they know this is Fool's Gold?

It could be real gold.

Why am I assuming it's Fool's

Gold?

Where were you finding Fool's Gold in Milwaukee in the rivers and streams throughout the area?

They

had a trestle and all this, the trestle would eat away and the land would just kind of drain off and it would expose more rocks and fossils and things like that.

I used to collect, and I'd run across food skulls.

I

think they knew it was gold.

They just wanted to keep us down.

They wanted to keep the middle class down.

19 past the hour, in a moment, we hope to check in with Pam Yankee from the Midwest Food and Farm Report.

Just getting going on a Monday morning.

It's John and Gordy, along with producer Dominic.

We'll be right

back.

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I love that.

I like it too.

This is Johnny Gordy in the morning on WMDX.

We never say that very often anymore, you know?

Well, we're doing, yeah, we're 92.7.

for ourselves this morning.

Yeah, we're filling in for ourselves.

Mostly we've been doing the afternoon show and we'll be there this afternoon from two to five.

But yeah, we're back for a rare morning visit here.

But joining us is our friend Pam Yonkey.

Good morning, Pam.

Pam Jahnke

Yeah, good morning, guys.

I know how that goes, especially around the holidays.

We were sitting down as a team trying to figure out who's going to be where and who else is covering what they're doing and whose voice is going to be where.

Yeah, yeah, it's that time of year for sure.

So how about those Packers and Bears?

I

Pam Jahnke

can't believe that I found myself cheering for old number 12 last night against the Lions.

That was that was crazy Put aside my old childish Could act in like a diva side and actually good for the old man to come

ahead

So, uh, yeah, Packers still have two games left and they just need to win one to, uh, at least secure that they're still in the running.

Yeah.

Pam Jahnke

Seven o'clock this Saturday, seven o'clock.

That's such an odd seven o'clock on Saturday for

that

Pam Jahnke

Ravens game.

So

Pam Jahnke

that's just.

For the people that come to our house up by Green Bay, I have to struggle.

Am I feeding you lunch or dinner

or dessert?

Or

Pam Jahnke

what am I putting out for you that you might feel engaged to want to eat?

So

Pam Jahnke

menu planning has begun in earnest to try to figure out what a seven o'clock on a Saturday.

With this weather too, that's the other thing.

Normally I can lean on things like chili or something to keep your body warm, but now it seems like if

anything will be taken layers off by the time we get to Saturday.

Yeah.

Uh, the thing here is, uh, these, I guess, you know, seven o'clock is a pretty good time because then you'll have time to go out and party afterwards, you know, um, but,

Pam Jahnke

uh, yeah, not have to worry about getting up for work the next day theoretically.

That's true.

Yeah.

I'm not crazy about Saturday night

games though.

Well, extended forecast for Saturday for green, green Bay is 38 degrees, um, for high.

So it'll probably be in mid 30s around game time.

Oh, that brings up a really good point.

Why?

And I think you'll agree with this, Pam.

They tried to freeze the Packers out on the sidelines.

Did you see that?

Yeah, they didn't bring heaters, right?

The heaters were broke so.

I hear

Pam Jahnke

them talking about that.

Yeah.

The heaters were there, but they wouldn't blow or whatever.

So yeah.

they were uh and it looked windy as the dickens boy i

don't

Pam Jahnke

know for folks that might have been at soldiers field but

yeah

Pam Jahnke

i was watching just the pants legs of the refs and how they were slapping in the wind it's like man that's you forget how much wind you can get off the lake in the in the

Toilet bowl.

Toilet bowl, yeah, swirling around.

Yes, that

toilet

bowl down there.

All right.

Yeah.

So let's get into this other, there is a, there's a, what, a convention, right?

Convention.

Pam Jahnke

Well, yeah, that that's one thing that I just think is kind of interesting.

I think we talked about it a little bit last week is how the Wisconsin Farmers Union decided that they really wanted to walk the walk when it comes to buy local and know your farmers.

So what they did is focus in on trying to make sure all of their convention meals were emphasizing local.

And it was pretty cool.

Lane.

Cosolino is the director of special projects for the Farmers Union that had to work with the Chula Vista Resort, their staff, their menu folks, and try to come up with some creative ways.

They fed 280 attendees seven meals each with a local emphasis, 70 local ingredients, and 40 farmer members that were incorporated into the menu.

And they didn't want to make the chefs

completely irritated.

So they did try to work with what their menu had and then just incorporate local ingredients from local farms.

And then during the meal, they highlighted the members in the audience that were supplying some of the things like legumes, mushrooms, different dairy products, some of the stuff that they added on storage, potatoes and garlic and things like that.

But I just thought, you know, think about how how much extra work for a convention it is.

to try to work with an institutional buyer like a restaurant and try to incorporate those local ingredients.

I just thought it was worth a way to go start on a Monday at the Wisconsin Farmer's Union for not only talking the talk, but walking the walk when it comes to that buy local, know your farmer

movement.

Oh yeah, that's the way it should be.

Yeah, good

for them for doing

that.

Boy, I remember, you know, many years ago they had like restaurant conventions in Madison.

I knew somebody and they have all these restaurant tours there and they'd have displays and all the food would be laid out and that was something that, as a radio announcer, Pam.

That's the only way I could be fed.

Send me to those.

Yeah, I'll go to that one, sure.

I'll be happy to

represent.

Sure.

Pam Jahnke

I'll spin on that one for just a minute, John, because on Friday we had our all-building Christmas party.

And I'm a food pusher.

It's what I do.

So I

brought the

Pam Jahnke

cheesy potatoes.

I brought the shredded pork and all that.

My

husband

Pam Jahnke

wanted to bring apple crisp.

And he was absolutely vexed.

We don't have an oven at the office.

He said, why don't you have an oven?

I said, you know the people I work with.

You know radio people.

That's just not insurable in our building.

So

Pam Jahnke

he knew the toaster oven to warm his apple crisp.

because he was absolutely convinced that nobody would eat apple crisp that wasn't warm.

And then he also brought ice cream.

I said, ice cream, are you kidding?

These people are going to be so full.

But again, it's his farm ethics that believe you cannot serve apple crisp without ice cream.

And like

you

Pam Jahnke

said, I swear to God, everybody that had a Ziploc in their office came running down the hall when they heard that the food was going to be served because that is just radio.

That is radio.

It's truest

moment.

That is exactly what is there.

That's what we do.

Oh, boy.

Well, Pam, we got to leave it there.

Happy holidays to you.

All right,

Pam Jahnke

boys, I'm going to be gone now, yeah.

We will, too.

We'll

Pam Jahnke

catch up with you in 2026, my friend.

Absolutely.

Very good.

Thank you very much.

That's Pam Yankee from the Midwest Food and Farm Report, which is next.

Then we're back with Idiocracy on John and Gordy in the morning.

But it is free.

That's true.

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Yeah, and you can call us at 608-879-8255 weather for today, maybe a few flurries or sprinkles no big deal

31 degrees currently highs around 37 with mostly cloudy skies through the day.

Got some information here, John, from the Madison Streets Department on Madison Street Collections, and I'll pay attention to this because

it's a

little convoluted.

Madison Street Collections on Wednesday or Thursday in honor of the holiday, there will be no

Madison Streets Collections on Wednesday or Thursday.

You got that?

And the drop-off sites will also be closed.

If your household normally has Tuesday or Wednesday pickup, have your carts to the curb by 6.30 a.m.

on Tuesday.

Got that?

If you have Thursday or Friday pick up, get them out there by 6.30 a.m.

on Friday.

Everybody knows

that.

Everybody

knows you get it out there first thing in the morning.

My God.

All right.

You don't need that information.

Sure?

Because I could run through it again.

No, don't do that.

Don't

do

that.

It's just, you know, pickups on

Wednesday

and Thursday.

You can kiss that goodbye.

All right.

Well, anyway.

Are we going to play this a little cut here?

Oh, from Charlie Barron's.

Do you have that ready, Dom?

Because we

were talking about

the Packers with Pam Yonker.

Do you see the game?

I did.

It was unbelievable.

I watched the whole thing.

Oh, my God.

What a game.

All the way down to the last minute.

OK.

Overtime and everything.

And the Bears pull it out.

OK.

Well, here's Charlie Barron's response to all this.

It usually does help

Clicker

He's really depressed.

He's decked out in packer clothes with, you know, swear words all over against the bear.

In the video, it

looks like he's going to cry, too.

I mean, his eyes are so boy-shot.

I'm so

sorry for

him.

Well,

you know.

It's Charlie Barons.

Yeah.

Oh, God, that is just wild.

So should we get into a little idiocracy?

Did you track this speech that Trump just went completely...

off the rails.

I know it's hard to pick one,

but... Well, let's play the official theme of Idiocracy.

Oh yeah, we haven't got an idea.

Alright, gotta do that.

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point, a dumbing down, until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything.

That could be considered a rational thought.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

Yes.

We can duck and cover.

There's a fallout shelter right there.

There's no way to survive this, you idiot.

Idiocracy.

For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.

That's why I'm afraid that we won't be able to survive this.

We've got three damn warriors in this.

Yeah.

I mean, we've done away with public health, which, you know,

That's a serious item.

Yes, and Well and every day, you know, they change what they're going to do with rebates checks in the mail Tariffs drug prices anybody following how they're making these drug prices lower.

I'm not I can't and I know everything about health care I can't make heads or tails of how they're doing this.

Yeah

It's just ridiculous.

Anyway, you have this fantastic cut.

Yeah, this was just one of many

moments.

By the way, this afternoon we're going to be checking in with the, and this is compliments of Joe, who gave us a hat tip on this one.

It is the story of the Christmas story of the snake, the poisonous

snake.

Oh really?

Okay.

Well I can't wait.

A heartwarming Christmas story and

we'll be visiting that this afternoon.

Oh good.

Well, this is from speech, you know, he likes to likes to go on the road every once in a while, you know, just to get out of the White House Well, this time he was in North Carolina at Rocky Mount, North Carolina

And this is on the affordability tour.

Okay.

So you might remember the FBI's raid on, you know, at Mar-a-Lago about the, you know, all the files and all this stuff.

He's

still kind of smart.

Yeah.

He's still, he's still reliving that.

And boy, oh boy, this went really sideways, really fast.

Boy,

is this a funny story?

You know, he's somehow, you know, he's like a standup comedian, just riffing.

He started talking.

about Melania's underwear.

So, you know, hang on to something and here we go.

Throw it.

Oh god.

Oh, that's outrageous.

Okay.

Yeah, we have to, we have to do something about you.

Oh man.

Yeah.

Can you imagine?

It just, it's crazy.

Can you imagine any other president doing anything close to

that?

No.

No, no, no, no.

And of course, you know, it kind of bypasses the whole point of the FBI raid on his Mar-a-Lago estate.

and that is to recover the boxes, files, files and files and files and boxes of top secret information

that

he eventually posted up all over my logo.

You know, kind of decorative in his bathroom.

Oh man.

Yeah.

Or at least, you know, he had boxes in the bathroom, which I assume you can just sit on instead of the toilet.

Yeah, God it's just a he's just a creepy creepy person

All right doesn't sound good.

No, I mean it's I He's he's really losing it.

I mean I lost it a long time ago, but he's really it's getting really bad now

Well,

somebody's just gonna have to you know, I was kind of grandpa away I

Was watching America Fest

Oh,

were you?

How was that?

Yeah, turning point USA is America conservative thing.

Yeah, we get together

and Guess who appeared at America Fest a guy who was running kind of a weird like Trumpian campaign for governor here Tom Tiffany.

Oh, he was

there.

Yeah, he spoke.

Oh, no,

believe it or not acting like well, you know, he's Mr. Big Shot

Again, he is running Trump's campaign here in Wisconsin as Wisconsin governor, which is really bizarre.

Now, he just got passed a bill that allows hunting wolves again in the state.

This guy is like, he's like a, he's like an earth mover.

You know, he just, he doesn't care what's in his way.

He's just gonna plow through it.

He allowed sand mining next to schools.

Remember this?

And the school and the parents were worried about silica dust being in the air because it is, it's not good for your health to cause his cancer.

So he, he got, he got these pits to be.

made near schools.

He didn't care, right?

He

didn't, he doesn't, it doesn't matter.

Nothing matters to this guy.

And now he's running like Trump ran for president for our Wisconsin governor.

So anyway, he got up there and he spoke, why don't we play this?

This is cut 219, all right?

219.

Okay.

Take

a look at Minnesota.

Millions, billions of Somalian led welfare fraud that Tim Walz ignored.

Yes, boo.

Look at Illinois, billions and free benefits for illegal aliens while American families struggle to pay their bills.

No, that's not true.

No, not true.

Look at New York where felons walk free and they'll try to lock you up for defending yourself.

No, that's not right.

Those are the real consequences of Democrat rule and they want Wisconsin to be the next victim.

Let me ask you, do you want Wisconsin to look like those failed states?

No, we don't.

Repeat after me only louder.

No, we don't.

And

the

socialists who will likely run against me in this governor's race said America's founding was awful.

Let that sink

in.

Well, that doesn't make any sense at all.

I am sick and tired of politicians who enjoy America's freedom and opportunity, yet spend every day trying to tear it down.

We deserve leaders who thank God for America.

And we need leaders that will not apologize for it.

Okay,

wow.

Those are the kind of leader.

You know, I, the word leader just really just turns me completely off.

You're not a leader.

You're working for us.

You dip.

Yeah.

And, and of course, you know, it's like, Oh, well, uh,

You have your healthcare, but we don't.

How about that, huh?

We put you there to help us out, spend our tax dollars, and give us healthcare, but no, no, no, you guys are the elite.

You're in your ivory towers there in Congress.

You don't need to worry about us out here struggling to pay our healthcare

costs.

No, they've got healthcare, automatically, pensions lined up after they leave office, if they've been there enough time.

And then he brings up a whole bunch of stuff that isn't real.

Nothing real and and and

This is the thing, and he took a shot at Minnesota.

Minnesota is ahead of us.

It's killing us because they have better policies, they have better work environments there.

Yeah, environmental

controls.

A

lot of companies go there instead of Wisconsin.

They're killing us, and he keeps saying he doesn't want to be anything like Minnesota.

Well, thank you so much, Tom Tiffany, for that promise.

Boy, you're going to be governor just like

that.

We will continue with more idiocracy for a Monday morning.

It's John Peterson, Gordy Young, along with Dominic Lee, live from downtown Madison.

Just a block from the Capitol.

We'll be right back with more.

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Oh boy Is

it 653?

You know after a crazy weekend of watching news clips and listening to them and you know, I just want to you know, just I just want to huddle in the corner in the fetal position and just Curl

up and

fall.

You know, wake me up in three years, you know,

if

we're still around if we still have any kind of country at all.

Yeah, man.

It can be depressing at times.

You want to take a phone call?

Yeah, sure.

Raise us up a little bit.

Joe's always got a good

story

for

us.

What do

you got for us, Joe?

Good morning, Joe.

Well, I would like to return to Melania Trump's underwear drawer.

I found that a fascinating little bit.

First off, she's going on and on about what her underwear drawer looks like.

Now,

you tell me, you dig through your wife's underwear drawer.

I mean, do you open it and just look and oh, honey, that's just amazing.

I mean,

you're right.

You're right.

That's crazy,

isn't it?

This is Ludacris and the idea, number two, that she's folding the underwear.

Oh, yeah, right.

She has staff, honey.

She's not folding

it.

Yeah, and steaming

it.

What was I

thinking?

And he starts out on these lies, and it just takes you down this river of disbelief with all these little eddies and currents to it.

I mean, was he trying to say that when they released the warrant to search for the box of the classified

top secret material that he had and classified material that he had stolen from the White House that they were going to Melania's underwear drawer.

I mean that there was underwear strewn all over because it doesn't a warrant have to indicate where you're going to search.

And does he think, what did somebody say?

Melania's underwear drawer is one of the places we're going to search for boxes, for taxes, for material.

This makes no sense at all.

I mean, you might say her closet.

But in that case, it would be her shoes, her clothing, her underwear.

Everything was strewn all over.

But his specificity about the underwear drawer.

Can you imagine being married to somebody who brings us up in a big crowd?

I think the only thing we can do is to query every Republican now.

as to what their wife's underwear drawer looks like.

Because we want to take it from the top.

If you looked at your wife's underwear drawer, and what does that tell us about you as a candidate, and how you're going to run the

country?

Well, that's a great idea, yes.

That would be a required question by reporters at this point now.

You're right.

And brought it up.

The last thing I wanted to mention was that, again, last week, Trump in his River of Disbelief had floated this idea that we're going to have this

$1,776 payment to service members.

You know, everybody, they're going to get a one-time payment of that.

And he of course was claiming it was going to come out of the munificence of all of the money he's raised on the tariffs.

And now we find out that it's going to be coming out of the housing allowance that Congress sets aside for service people to help them with their housing if their pay isn't enough and if they're living in an expensive part of

of the country and they need that money.

So they're going to get a one-time payment and it's going to cut down on what's available for housing allowance.

You know, the housing allowance is every month.

Every month you're paying for housing,

not

a one-time

payment.

It's

ridiculous.

And as some of these service people are saying, you know, $1,776, it's just like a half of a housing mortgage payment for a lot of people, you know,

or

one month's rent, you know, whereas you could, if you keep that money intact, you're not going to blow it up for service members.

They're going to be able to, at the same time you're cutting the VA, we are in La La Land.

We are just in a very odd place, but I'm very interested to follow the story of Melania's underwear drawer.

I'd like to know about every other politician's wife's underwear drawer too.

Sure.

So there you

go.

Thank

you so much.

All right.

So thanks.

Happy holidays.

The

river of disbelief.

Yeah.

It's just, you know, yeah, it is.

You're right.

He's like a riffing commuting.

I mean, he's trying to be.

He's trying to be a comedian.

He's trying to be funny.

Yes.

But just start talking about the first lady's underwear drawer.

Man, oh man, and it doesn't get fun.

Can you imagine any other president doing anything close to that?

No, just But

you know

the thing is he

does get laughs.

Oh, yeah, of course they

from the cult I don't know why they think that's funny, but they do and I guess it's just his arm motions and you know his expressions

Yeah,

which I think they also find kind of humorous.

We find it dangerous

Well, anyway, pushing everybody else to suicide.

But

it's really getting into crazy, crazy land here.

It really is.

La La Land.

Well, let's get into crazy land while we're still in Idiocracy here.

This is JD Vance.

And this is, by the way, audio that was retweeted by Elon Musk, who has his preoccupation with white people.

for some reason.

Oh yeah.

So let's listen to cut to 16 JD Vance.

Unlike the left, we stand against treating anybody.

And I love what Nikki said about this.

We don't treat anybody different because of their race or their sex.

That's a lie.

So we have relegated DEI to the dustbin of history, which is exactly where it belongs.

That's fair stuff there.

What are you doing?

It's

diversity.

In the

United States of America, you don't have to apologize for being white anymore.

There is.

Wow.

Yes, you don't have to apologize for that.

You know, being two white guys.

Yeah.

You know, I haven't really experienced any of this.

Never apologized for being white.

You know, yeah,

I

really never questioned, you know, whether a person got the job because they were a minority or not or because they were better than.

You know, I just.

You know, you apply for jobs, you either get it, you either don't.

Exactly.

You don't sit there wondering, well, I guess.

Yeah, somebody else got that.

They

weren't qualified.

I swear to God, that wasn't qualified.

You know, it's just, you don't do that.

You don't think like that.

But, you know, they got everybody thinking like that on the mega side.

Yeah,

doesn't work like

that.

It's

very weird.

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