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Fake Salmon

John & Gordy · Mon Aug 18, 2025

Kathryn Lake

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In

a world filled with chaos and confusion, in an echo chamber filled with lies and deceptions, comes a ray of light.

Live from Madison, Wisconsin, it's John and Gordy in the morning on 92.7

WMDX.

on a rainy morning, John and Gordon in the morning WMDX, it's 92.7 and also on your Civic Media amp, just go there and text us, give us a call or voice notice as well.

Yes, good morning.

Hey.

Rise and shine, shake a leg up in Adam, it's Monday, hope you had a good weekend.

Well, you know.

Yeah, it's pretty rainy out there and you know, usual, just grab the umbrella, check your windshield wipers.

But it looks like a pretty good soaking rain at least to start things out.

And I guess we're going to see this off and on through the day.

I think so.

67 degrees currently high near 80 this afternoon.

Yeah, it's a soggy start.

So just be prepared as you walk

out

the door.

I feel like that's how always Mondays go.

They always are just drowsy.

Yeah,

I

know.

You know rainy

days and Mondays always bring me down.

Yeah.

I don't know

about you.

It sounds like that could be a song.

Could be.

In a ear musician, you should come up with a tune.

Yeah, yeah,

sure.

Do that.

All right, so start of another week here.

Later this week, we've got the Thursday night, the Madison night market.

That's happening.

We'll be right across the street in front of the Overture Center for the night market.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's

going

to be fun again.

You know, we love that.

We're going to have any kind of

gift giveaways Little prices for people.

We've got a

new t-shirt

coming out.

Oh, wait a

minute.

So we'll be debuting that

you got a comfort.

What do you mean?

It's the

call letter one.

Yeah,

okay.

Yeah,

the

call letter one.

You got all

excited, right?

I was waiting for the screen.

What the other screen print one or no, no, we're still working on those

How's it bring me down man bring me down, but you

like

you're gonna like the new I am I call it or I definitely love those already.

I was gonna order one Before everybody else had one.

You know, oh, yeah, sure, but I never

did.

Okay Well, you'll get a chance to see them.

They should be arriving in a couple of days here.

Oh,

okay

Yeah, so that's happening.

Yeah, that sounds like

a fantastic moment in time on State Street.

Did we ever find the straights, not the states, yeah, the State Street song.

No, the John and Gordy theme from Art Paul.

Art Paul Slosher?

No,

not yet.

Have we not

found that?

We have not

found

that yet.

Did you

come up with that Gordy?

Did you send it to me and did I send

it to

you?

Yes, yes.

You sent it?

I think I sent

it to both of you.

I

don't know.

It was quite a while ago.

I'll have to go deep diving in my email then.

Deep dive it, yeah.

Dig it, dig through it.

I mean, if we're gonna, you know, it's a big time, big time production there.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

And of course we've got some more VIP passes

to

give away to our listener appreciation party that's happening September 6th.

That's a Saturday, 3 p.m.

at Doundrens Distilling in Cottage Grove.

Tell you more about that as we move along here.

and reveal the next keyword.

That'll come up in about 20 or 30 minutes.

Yeah, do you have a good weekend?

Do you do anything fun and exciting?

Well, I kind of relaxed a little

bit.

Yeah.

You know, we found out we weren't filling in for, uh... For beach robber

tonight.

Tonight and tomorrow, yeah.

Yeah, next Monday and Tuesday, not tonight, not tomorrow night.

So I sat back and I just relaxed and prepared for the show this week.

Did you?

That's how I relax.

Okay.

Boy, we got some stuff.

Wow.

Yeah?

Really?

Crazy stuff?

Yes.

Yes.

It's like a madhouse out there.

You know, we had to kind of... By the

way, did you check your WMDX watch to see what the dew point is going to be today?

Because I have a feeling the humidity is going to be pretty high.

It

will be kind of

stupid, won't it?

Getting

warm again and also wondering about that sunset time, you know, because I

like to see the sunset.

One thing at a time, my

friend.

One thing at a time.

The dew point is currently at 66 degrees, which is very high.

Anything above 60 is normally uncomfortable.

65 is really uncomfortable and we're at 66 right now.

98% humidity.

Of course, it's raining out there and we've got more showers on the way according to

the

radar.

my WMDX weather phone.

You have too much of them here.

And you know, the WMDX weather window is quite wet this morning, but still reveals the actual weather outside.

It's never incorrect.

And you want to know when the sunset is?

I was curious

about that.

Sunrise is at 607.

Sunrise.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so it just came 755 is sunset time.

Okay.

All right.

As we lose earlier and earlier daylight

hours.

A little bit later on, we're going to talk to a Chicago radio personality, Steve Cochran.

He's a legend in Chicago.

And we'll be visiting with him.

He's big into Chicago politics, Illinois politics.

And plus he's a stand up comedian.

So

is he really?

Yeah.

Oh, he's been doing stand-up for a long time.

And I'll check in with Pam Yonkey shortly,

too.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

So that's the big lineup today.

Should we, uh, what should we get to here?

Should we get to what's happening?

Oh, oh, Mark's on the phone.

Oh, Mark.

I've got an early morning call.

6-0-8-8-7-9.

We're struggling here.

6-0-8-8-7-9-8-2-5-5.

Mark, you're up early.

What's going on?

Yeah, what's happening, man?

Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to get out and walk the dog, but I see that I got a text from you guys about me winning a VIP thing.

Yes, you're

gonna be there.

You know, I'm gonna be there and I texted my address.

Yeah,

okay.

That's

great, man.

That's that's pretty cool.

Yeah.

And if I get around to it, maybe I'll bake some of the cookies that brought to the last.

Oh, you know, when when Dom and Koot were on there.

Oh,

yeah, definitely do that.

Yeah.

Yes, yeah, but it's what kind of cookies are those

They're done.

They're what they got dark chocolate white chocolate almost and craisans And they're gluten-free.

Oh, there you go.

Sure.

Well, that sounds really good.

Yeah, he darn good the union always like that when I think those the union meetings back in the day.

Yeah

A

friend called them

Yes, I got to get the dog out and before the flooring starts pouring down again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that listen listener appreciation party, September 6th, the downturn is distilling.

Uh, you, you also can bring somebody along with you to

that.

I saw that.

Yep.

Yeah.

I'm going to try to do that and that, uh, looking forward to that.

And today I got to go out there and I guess to get all three, get the antlers permits, I think go on sale today for the, uh, white tail hunt.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I didn't realize it was this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's that.

Wow.

Already.

Okay.

Geez.

Yeah.

It's a little more complicated than what used to be, but that's the way it goes.

That's the way it happens.

I know.

Well, the congratulations, Mark.

Thank you.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, did we, oh, we lost him just like that.

That quick.

I think he was done.

By the way, there's nothing else.

I just sent you the art, Paul.

song.

Oh, you found

it.

Yeah.

All right.

You know, when you, well, you know, you're, you're just starting here.

You're only, you've only been here about three days.

So we, uh, okay.

No, but you know, every time there's a feature or something like that at the top of these lists, uh, find a place for

them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're new, new additions to our regular lineup.

Okay.

All right.

So we'll do.

Alright, so we get to, uh, would you rather?

Let's do, yeah, let's do a little bit of would you rather, though.

Would you rather do this or rather do that?

I'd rather do anything else.

Okay, let's hear

it.

Oh yeah,

this

is it,

yeah.

This is where dreams are made of.

You updated this, sir.

Man, look how clear that was that time, though.

Alright.

Okay.

First question.

Would you rather always forget to buy one thing at the grocery store?

Or always buy five things that you don't need?

Well, I already accomplished the first

one.

Yeah, the first one

is that we

automatically do.

So, you know, there's no getting rid of that one.

You guys always forget to buy something at the grocery store.

I always remember.

That's you.

Yeah,

I make a list and then usually I forget the list.

I get

to the grocery store.

I left the list in the coffee table.

I

usually, you know, I'm on my way to get that one item.

That last item.

Yeah.

I get distracted by something else and I forget to get it.

Then

I have to go back in.

Hmm.

Okay.

Irritating.

What about you, Tom?

I think I would... I would always buy five things I don't need.

I like to be... I like to be Mr. Opposite here.

I don't know, I like having things.

I like having random stuff.

I don't know.

Okay.

Well,

no, that's good.

I mean, that's a young...

Type

of

thing

to do.

Is it a good trait to have?

Yes.

Sure, why not?

There we go.

Alright.

Second question.

Would you rather ruin the surprise for a surprise birthday party or show up in a costume to a black tie event so it's suit?

What was the first choice again?

Ruin the surprise for a surprise birthday party.

Well, that would be awful.

And...

The other choice show up in in a costume to a black tie event

Why go with that one?

I mean, you know, that'd

be

fun.

I

just do that naturally with the selection I

pick for

clothing I would

do the same like a clown show.

I think I would do the same I would I would show up in a random costume.

I like doing that.

It's something.

It's pretty funny Yeah, you have a

lot of costumes.

Yeah, I have my I have my bucky the badger outfit

That I gotta start- What?

What?

I have a whole outfit out of it.

Wait, what?

No, you mean a mascot?

Yep, maybe I'll bring it tomorrow.

You've got a mascot?

Yeah, I have a whole outfit.

It's a onesie.

I'm not again.

Did you get

hired as Bucky the Badger for some event

or something?

No, they said I was too short.

But, I don't know.

I realized there was a height wrinkle.

Pretty brutal.

Wow.

Yeah, I have a full onesie.

I'll maybe I'll bring it in tomorrow.

So I

see

you applied to

be a

mascot.

You got

rejected.

No, I didn't apply to be

a mascot.

The thing is Sam was a mascot.

Did he wear a Scooby-Doo outfit or something?

Well, he wore

that here on State Street.

But he also wore a mattress.

Yeah, he wore...

How did that work?

He worked at a mattress.

He worked at a mattress.

Well, no, I think it was a fundraiser and he had to wear the mattress outside.

Yeah.

Wear the mattress.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Then he, I guess a snowplough came out and knocked him over.

He

was in a snow drift for a

couple of hours before he could

struggle his way out.

Yeah.

Speaking of mattresses, John.

Oh, John.

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Are we checking in with Pam Yaki?

We are.

All right.

I would

assume so.

Yeah.

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I want to start out by saying this.

He was caught cheating on video on the golf

course.

He cheated on his taxes.

He cheated on his business loans.

He cheated

on his wives.

And he

tried to cheat in the 2020 election.

He cheated on the business contractors that he stiffed through 40 years of business.

Now he's trying to cheat and win this 2026 midterm election because he knows he can't win.

He's

still

cheating.

He's

cheating.

To me, House Republicans, in this case, are like a bunch of buzzards on the fence waiting to swoop down on the dying carcass of democracy.

In other words, I mean in a philosophical way, not a sexual way, but he's asking every one of the Republican representatives in this room to be one of his prostitutes.

Pretty tough words there.

Pretty tough.

All right, John Icordi in the morning, WMDX.

That was an average voter in Texas, just speaking his onions

there

for a committee.

when they were talking about redistricting.

And now that's happening, right?

Yeah.

Cause the Democrats have come back to Texas.

Anyway, 24 past the hour.

Do we have Pam Yankee on the line?

I think we do.

Good morning, Pam.

Morning, guys.

How was your weekend?

Pam Jahnke

A lot of rainfall monitoring.

That's kind of what I'm running around with this morning.

Some folks got more than others and some folks got some actually damaging winds.

Really?

Did you end up going to the Badgers, uh, Steven, uh, engine show up in Baraboo?

No, I,

Pam Jahnke

I had the, I had some commitments up in Green Bay.

I had to take care of, but my assistant Ben Jarbo did.

So we'll probably be hearing about that when we get in the office later today.

But, you know, that's, uh, the, what, you know, this week, the weather looks great for any of that.

There's another threshery coming up this weekend up by the, uh, Campbell's Port Eden area.

Kind of seem, you know, it goes in swarms.

Sure.

county fairs.

One, you know, June is all about dairy breakfast.

July and August are all about county fairs.

And at this time of the year, we start to see a lot of those antique tractor shows and thresheries happening all over the place.

Sure.

Well, yeah, why don't you fill us in on this, uh, whisko net weather network approaching, uh, completion.

Yeah, weather.

Great.

Connie, what's that all about?

Pam Jahnke

Chris Vigasky is the guy that's on campus trying to coordinate a unified effort across Wisconsin to get basically remote weather stations set up in some of our most remote areas.

It's fine if you've got people that have rainfall reports and that kind of thing, but trying to hone in a little bit more on not just rain, but also winds.

Is there other weather related items that are happening in an area?

So they received a grant and are now populating.

I think he said it's about 72 maybe more weather stations that are all across the state of Wisconsin.

The part that brought me into the conversation was though Chris Bogosky said that they are lacking in green company.

He sent me a map and he said specifically he's looking for a landowner, somebody that could put a

uh, weather sites on their property just off of highway 69 by new glare.

And so, uh, I've been doing a shout out to my, uh, rural community.

Doesn't take much as far as ground commitment is concerned.

I visited the one that they've got at the Arlington ag research facility and literally it's just a few square feet.

It's not the kind of thing that you imagine going way up into the sky.

I suppose it's probably 10 feet tall if you get one of the big ones, but they do have smaller units.

So Chris is just trying to put the final pieces in place to get the Wisco net weather system in place.

And that should be functional, the good news.

That would be functional, hopefully by the harvest of 2025 into the winter of 2025.

You know, when it comes to how dependent we are on weather and agriculture, if there's somebody out there that's got a little parcel of paradise off of Highway 69 by Nuglaris, I sure would love to hear from them.

You can find details about how to reach out to Chris on our website if you want to take a look.

But

Pam Jahnke

that's kind of my...

public service announcements

specifically

Pam Jahnke

for people in Nouglaris.

Well,

make a visit to Nouglaris Brewery.

I'm sure they've got a little spot somewhere around there.

We'll

Pam Jahnke

have to talk to Dan and Deb,

see if they want

Pam Jahnke

to put it up.

Dan and Deb could be in our educational space down

there.

Yeah.

Let me ask you, is that remote contact?

Can they read those meters?

The, oh, remotely.

Okay.

All right.

Pam Jahnke

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's, uh, that's the whole deal is to make sure that, and you can watch the weather now from the stations they've got.

If you just go, uh, wisco net.wi.sc.edu, you should be able to see the live site that's already giving us real time readings from the locations that they've already populated.

Oh, that's fantastic.

What's that website again?

Pam Jahnke

Wisco net.

Yeah.

Pam Jahnke

One other

thing, you know, the Trump administration wants to get rid of the satellite that takes readings for, you know, the environment climate.

Change they don't like climate change.

So they're trying to get rid of this satellite up there for no absolute reason What about farmers using that satellite as well?

Is there some concern about that that they may not be able to use that do farmers use that satellite

Pam Jahnke

Oh farmer.

Yeah.

Oh for sure.

I have almost every tractor today is connected to a satellite through GPS Okay, the catch is which system so a lot of what farmers are using is a commercial system

So if you want a contrast, instead of the federal government, it's probably an Eli Musk project or something like that.

It's

Pam Jahnke

coming from, remember at this time, there's a lot of satellites orbiting in space and farmers are generally toggling between perhaps USDA data or like you said, NOAA data and private private properties, some of the

commercial items that are available.

But yeah, anytime that you see a tractor rolling or especially combines when we get closer to the harvest, they will be GPS activated and they will be monitoring from the satellite.

All right.

Very good, Pam.

Pam, we got to leave it there.

You have a good day, good week.

We'll talk to you on Friday again.

Pam Jahnke

Sounds good boys.

Thank

you.

All right.

That's Pam Yaki from Midwest Food and Farm Report.

That's coming up.

I want to start talking about Cranberry is one of these.

Oh, I know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's that time of year.

We'll be back with Idiocracy and much more on John and Gordy for Friday morning right here on WMDX.

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point, a dumbing down.

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What an idiot!

Oh, what a loser!

Now listen, Grapehead.

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Idiocracy!

For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb

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So let's start this morning.

Showers working their way through the Mad City and we've got a lot of cloud cover out there, 67 degrees.

Looks like we'll see rain showers and maybe a couple of thunderstorms along the way, high near 80 today.

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Okay.

All right.

Let's get to a little, uh, oh, I don't know.

Christian nationalism.

Oh, yeah.

We've

got a few

stories coming up this week on Christian nationalism.

Let's start off with speaker Mike Johnson.

Now he says that voters have been misled.

Oh, really?

That religion should be separated from government.

For all this time, did you know that?

I think that's an amazing revelation.

And not out of the Bible either.

Speaker Mike Johnson argued Americans are unaware the phrase derives from personal communications between Thomas Jefferson and the Danbury Baptist Association.

You know, Mike, I don't think a lot of people are unaware of that.

You

know,

this is certainly a communication from Thomas Jefferson.

We all know that.

We know that the separation, this wall is not written in the Constitution.

Thanks, Mike, for that little help.

I think everybody's as stupid as those followers.

Johnson argued religious and moral values help prevent political corruption.

Well, that's helped.

And the abuse of power.

Wait a minute.

Let me just read that again.

He's arguing religious and moral values help prevent political corruption and the abuse of power What what are we seeing right now?

What is that right?

I Yeah, we're there.

I'm just stumped by this.

You know, there's this, you know, which came first the chicken or the egg on this thing because they say that the ten commandments are the laws human human nature

Before that, no one had human nature.

That the Ten Commandments gave us these laws and that's what everything is based on.

Those laws.

And I say, no, that's not true.

It's human nature that came first.

And some guy made up the story that they're chiseled in rock and that Moses had them.

Come on, man, this is just ridiculous stuff.

are different.

We have this built into our jeans.

Blue jeans, by the way, as I hear.

Anyway, I'm just saying.

that this thing where he's saying that, you know, religious and moral values are making us a better society.

And that's why God loves America because we have all these things.

I'd say that we're really going off the deep end.

We're going a little stray on this one.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

So that's Mike Johnson's latest take.

Yeah, latest take that, you know, that.

Voters have been misled for the last 250 years.

You gotta keep that in mind.

Wow, we fell

for that one.

All right now.

I mean, didn't we start this country based on religious persecution?

That's why the pilgrims came

over.

Of course, you know, that went off the deep end too, you know, I move pilgrims, right?

They didn't set a very good example right off the bat.

They got a nice rock there, though.

Yes, that's right.

All right, now let's get into something I think that Musk and Trump have in common, and that is they don't pay their contractors.

A multi-million dollar contract to help build a sprawling new Texas headquarters for Tesla, that's his new city by the way, went bust for Jennifer's Meisner who says that the deal let her into personal and professional bankruptcy.

Elon the world's richest guy stopped paying her company for the work that they were doing and that they finished.

So, where is this again?

This is in Texas.

The headquarters for Tesla and I believe it's Tesla City or some ridiculous name like that.

Tesla City.

Okay.

They're

taking after Costco.

They want to build their own

cities.

It could be.

It could be.

What is it?

Is it the Tesla diner?

Is that a Tesla diner?

Yeah, Tesla diner.

Yeah.

That's right.

With the big screen TV outside monstrosity.

So bad.

Somebody took pictures of the interior of that thing and it's just outrageously ridiculous.

Talk about cold and ruthless.

Ugly.

Wow.

I would not want to sit in that restaurant.

Anyway, this woman is, you know, not getting paid.

The same for other contractors owed more than $110 million with more than $24 million still allegedly owed to dozens of businesses.

You'd think that somewhere along the way they'd get the clue that he and Trump don't pay their contractors.

What are the contractors going to do?

Go to court and then it's all wrapped up in court.

All the lawyers come in and delay after delay.

They never pay

up.

Really?

Well, they end up paying up in some of the cases.

But just a percentage.

Yeah, a percentage.

And that's how Trump negotiates as the price down later in court.

Yeah.

Yeah, OK.

Some things never change.

It's a con man's game.

And I'm just not used to it.

All right.

Now, let's get to this is really interesting, Medea's son.

debated Alan Dershowitz recently.

And guess who won?

Mehdi.

Mehdi defended Palestinians against the lies of Dershowitz.

And I thought maybe we could play this here.

Let's listen.

Israelis have no agency, apparently, according to Alan Dershowitz.

Everything is the fault of the Palestinians.

So many falsehoods in there.

There was no Palestinian state offered in 1967.

That's when Israel began its illegal occupation of the West Bank and Gaza.

And even if we buy this nonsense that Clinton and

Barack offered... Have that in 1948.

I didn't interrupt you when you were speaking.

Can I say

my point?

You've said all your falsehoods.

Now I'm going to debunk them.

You said that Clinton and Barack offered a state.

Not true.

At Camp David, both sides turned down the deal.

Shlomo Ben-Ami, who was the foreign minister, said, I wouldn't have taken that deal at Camp David, the Israeli foreign minister.

Then Taba came along and Taba fell apart because Barak went to

the Barak

and lost the elections.

Who'd Barak lost the elections?

He was a lame duck Prime Minister, Sharon came in.

So you can rewrite history all you want.

No one believes that's the case.

But even if you were telling the truth, which you're not, let's talk about today.

Benjamin Netanyahu brags that he's blocked a two-state solution.

The guy who you volunteered to be a lawyer for in front of the International Criminal Court, wanted war crime suspect, has openly bragged that I blocked a two-state solution.

His words, I blocked a two-state solution.

So you can rewrite history all you want.

The present day is proof that you're talking nonsense.

This Israeli government, this far-right government, has no interest in peace with the Palestinians, only interested in ethnic cleansing.

And the best part of listening to you speak about agency, everything you said could be said about Hamas and the Palestinians.

The Palestinians would say, Hamas is a result of Israelis not giving us our freedom.

Hamas is a result of Israelis besieging and boycotting Gaza for decades on then.

Hamas is a result of Israeli leadership coming and killing our leaders and imprisoning our leaders.

So the same arguments you use to defend genocidal fascists in the Israeli government could be used to defend Hamas.

Wow.

All right.

Nailed

a lot there.

Yeah, you won.

You won that one.

Hmm.

And a lot of facts in the thing is he's done a fantastic job of of debating a lot of individuals.

Yeah.

He's

good.

He's got his talking points down.

Yeah.

There was one moment.

I think I might have that later if we have time for it, but it's where many is talking to Pierce Morgan about Pierce saying that a lot of these

Ice agents are getting threatened if their identity is revealed to anybody.

And of course, Mitty says that's...

absolutely untrue, a complete lie.

And it's a it's a it's great debate.

We'll probably get to that sometime this week anyway.

Okay.

All right.

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All right.

I recently caught a Dem strategist going through a list of things she thinks the Democrat should stand for in the upcoming election in 2026.

All right.

Like what?

And I'm going to play it for you.

But I think she left one thing out.

I'll get to that one thing.

But let's listen to cut 127.

We are standing up for democracy.

We're standing up for the rule of law, and we're standing up for the future of

this country.

Are people going to tune into that instead

of

talking about kitchen table issues, wallets?

Yes, because what Democrats, who are the vast majority of voters

in

California, are just dying for.

rank-and-file Democrats.

It's for somebody to just take the fight to Trump.

They are so tired of their elected officials talking at a 90-foot level when they should be down in the gutter.

I've said this before.

I've said it on this show before.

When they go low, we get out the excavator and we bury them.

And that's what we have to do.

We have to keep going as low as they are.

If we sit here and talk about, you know,

This isn't right.

And this isn't right.

This isn't the way it should be.

Of course, it's not right.

Of course, it's not the way it should be.

But we have to fight them in their own terms because they're not going to stop unless we stop them.

You are saying fight fire with fire,

Julie Roginski.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

All right.

Yeah, Dems, Granted, Julie Roginski.

That's her list.

And I have something to add to that.

I mentioned it here a few other times before.

And that is Democrats have to threaten the current regime.

Okay, we've got to threaten them.

We've got to put fear into them.

Once they lose power, we should threaten to go after every one of these people appeasing the golden lump of Trump.

All right?

That is something we need to at least pass that message along.

They have to know that they can't get away with this.

This isn't scot-free just because Trump wants it.

They're gonna be, uh, they're gonna be pursued in the courts legally.

Put their feet to the fire.

And we should threaten them with that.

That is our only, that will stop a lot of what's going on

right now.

Okay.

It is 649.

Coming up in our next hour, Steve Cochran will join us from Chicago.

He's a sub-stack blogger.

Chicago Radio Personality and a podcaster.

Talk to Steve about some of the politics going on in Chicago and J.D.

Pritzker.

Coming

Kathryn Lake

up on John and Gordy in the

morning.

WMDX 92.7 John and Gordy in the morning again Steve Cochran our guest Former radio Nazi from Chicago will be in at about 735 this morning.

Mm-hmm.

We've got a whole bunch of topics and I think the big topic is Gavin Newsom Well, yeah, we'll have that after seven o'clock.

He is he's pretending to be like Trump

And I think it's one of the great bits.

This thing is really not a control

and I do love it.

We'll talk to Steve Cochran in our next hours, but like you said, 7.35.

And talk to him about Governor Pritzker too.

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All right.

Idiocracy continues with Steve Bannon.

He says he's been pushing for a census redo for 10 years.

Oh, really?

At least from the last time they tried to do something like this by not counting immigrants.

All right.

His guest, Alex Degrassi, says that he's got a plan here, and it's between, you know,

stealing seats in Texas, which they're going to do now, a new census and attacking the Voting Rights Act, all those things and more.

Okay, so why don't

we

let's check out what the grassy says.

So we zoom out Steve, we've got three things here.

Okay, we've got obviously that we're even talking about on the show all week and prior of course the Texas redistricting you're looking at.

We talked about 12 seats now it's 13 now they're talking about 1516 you've got South Carolina you've got other states looking at things that's one front and we'll get more in the weeds on that obviously the census and not including illegal immigrants which again something the war room and and you have been talking about for like since the start of the show of Chris Steve would be

systematically change modern American politics.

And the other third aspect that we're talking about here, Steve, is the voting rights is up in the Supreme Court.

They said, wait, hold on, do we need race-based seats?

Does this go against the 14th and 15th Amendment?

And does the Constitution supersede racial seat drawing, of course, now?

And if that happens, you've got these three vectors,

You know, back in the envelope map this morning when I woke up with a smile was Democrats could lose 42 seats.

Um, and that would, that would change the whole game here.

Pretty wild, huh?

Wow.

Okay.

I love those reruns, these little capsules that they put out there and they put music behind us.

Like, what are you doing?

Why are you playing that?

I have no idea.

Um, yeah, you know, California is going to be interesting in this because they have to vote on it.

Politicians have to vote and then it has to go to the voters to approve it.

I'd like to see what happens with the voters.

Oh, they're gonna like maybe gerrymandering California completely, right?

I don't know.

It just it seems strange to me.

What is odd plot?

What a way?

What a weird way to win.

It seems like Republicans or Megas at this point are burning every possible bridge along the way.

Thinking that they're never going to lose power that they're always gonna be there that Trump is gonna live forever because They're doing all of this stuff you you don't you don't think that

You know, maybe we'll bring this up later on and wave this in their face whenever they try to make a point or try to, you know, own us.

We've got a lot of things we can bring up now and tell them to go take a walk, man.

You know?

All right.

Well, they've got power and they want to hold on to

it,

you know, indefinitely forever.

That's it.

Okay, I've been holding on to this story way too

long.

Okay, which, uh, this is, this is, I know.

Got a backlog here.

Okay.

Well, anyway, Jeff Bezos, uh,

what's he up to now?

He has a wild type and they're producing an FDA approved lab grown salmon.

So, you know, the billionaires are taking over.

So we're going to be eating.

things they make up in the lab and Lab and not only that because they're in charge now with Trump the FDA of course, you know skip the independent testing and animal trials and right to rubber stamping Lab grown salmon.

They say it's safe corporate science just wrote its own permission slip

There's nothing wrong

with

that.

They skipped real testing and just took wild types word, like the corporate chills they are, no independent trials, no animal safety checks, just a rubber stamp and a pile of BS.

So they can create actual salmon swimming around in the pool.

I think so.

This

ain't science.

It's a money grab that puts our health on the chopping block, it says here.

Wild type won't even tell us

What the hell is in their proprietary nutrient mix?

Oh boy That they call salmon loaded with who knows what

I Mean if you search if you search up a land lab grown salmon Bezos on Google it comes up and it's the most perfect looking salmon.

You'll ever see it's almost too perfect.

Yeah to where it doesn't look

It doesn't look real.

Like it's AI.

They put them in molds, you know, and then they

just kind of... So molds.

What?

You know, just pour the gel into a mold,

let it harden, and

just

throw it out there as a

piece

of salmon.

It says here it makes their fake fish pink.

Some of the chemicals in it.

So it tastes like salmon.

It has the texture of salmon.

It's salmon.

Yeah.

I like salmon.

I know you do.

That's why I brought that story in.

Just for you.

Thank you.

How about this?

I'd try it out.

We don't have time for it.

Okay.

All right.

But yeah, this is, you know, we know, now we've got the Bezos salmon.

Yes.

And

we've got

butter.

Bill Gates, Bill Gates butter.

With this fake butter.

Yeah.

They're just going to keep rolling down this road of making fake food.

You know, Soylent Green, I believe Mark brought that up last week and I think there's something about

that that we have to start worrying about.

It is 6.59 after we check in with news and weather and everything else.

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