Clickbait Chaos (Hour 1)

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Clickbait Chaos (Hour 1)

John & Gordy · Tue Aug 5, 2025

Kathryn Lake

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From the depths of a digital abyss, where truth drowns in a sea of clickbait and algorithms, a beacon ignites.

From the heart of Badgerland, from our studios on State Street in downtown Madison, Wisconsin,

It's John and Gordy on 92.7

WMDX.

What are you gonna do?

This just kind of blows my mind.

You know this post that we have for the mic stand?

Yeah.

Reminds me of my coffee cup.

Yeah.

And I'm sitting here very casually seeing that over there thinking, yeah, I'll reach over and get a nice swig and all of a sudden I don't have my mug with me.

It's in the car.

I'll see you later, man.

You can go get

it

if you

want.

We can tap dance for a couple of minutes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, that's all right.

I'll do it during

the break.

Okay.

Um, yeah.

Morning

everybody.

WMDX 92.7.

It is the big John and Gordy early morning show.

Yeah.

I almost said family show.

That's what we used to call it.

Well, we can call it any damn thing we want, right?

Call it the hullabaloo.

The

shindig.

All

that.

Yeah.

It's where it's

happening.

That's right.

Seven minutes past six.

It's a cool start this morning.

59 degrees.

Highs around 80 today.

And once again, once again, we have an air quality alert until noon.

Charlie Shortino said that may be extended like we've been

doing the

last few days.

That's

ridiculous.

I don't know why new is the cutoff point.

It just doesn't make any sense.

We see the pattern.

Stop the pattern.

It's not working.

Yeah, I'm sitting here in this chair.

I'm kind of sitting lower.

Chairs are adjustable.

I know that.

And you know, my feet don't touch the ground.

When I let them hang over the edge of the chair, so I guess that's a good thing.

I like sitting up.

Yeah, but at the same time, I feel like I'm crunched.

You know, I want to do you really want to sit higher.

Yeah.

Well, folks, you want to stay.

Somebody help me please.

Help me.

Well, you can adjust the chair.

Yeah.

Well, no, I'm fine.

It's just that I'm I feel like I'm at a news desk.

Well, you are at a news desk.

We've got news.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

We've got a lot on the desk.

Idiocracy, we call that news nowadays.

Yeah.

Oh, there's a new season after, what is it, 15, 16 years?

What?

Of what?

Of whose guy?

You know, it just slipped my mind.

I was going to bring it up.

It's that great cartoon we used.

The cartoon.

Red and Stimpy?

LP.

Jet LP gas what what show what

oh oh king of the hill

king of the

hill

Oh King of the hill is back on after about 15 years Yeah, it's back on it.

I watched the first episode A part of it anyway, I wanted to watch a movie last night, so I just watched part of it But I am gonna get back to it.

It is great.

It's on Hulu so if you're a big king of the hill fan, and I am now

It is it's it's good.

Oh, uh, what's his son's name?

Do you remember?

Oh God His son has grown up now.

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

And he runs his own I think it's a Asian restaurant

That he has created

with Texas recipes And I'm telling you it is it's it's hilarious.

It's good stuff All right.

It took him 15 years to write these new seasons

Um, yeah, what is his son's name?

Okay.

If you know, you can text us or call us 608-879-8255.

That's right on the tip of my tongue.

I can't think of it.

It's Bobby, right?

Bobby.

Bobby.

That's what it is.

Bobby.

Did you know that?

Or did somebody tell you?

No, Google.

Well, thank you.

Thanks.

Thank you, Google.

Good morning to Dominic Lee,

our

producer.

Yeah.

Good morning.

How are things in your life?

Pretty good.

I'm going line dancing again.

No!

Why are you doing this?

You're making me sick.

It's

every Tuesday.

I have to go.

It's kind of...

Is that a girlfriend thing?

Yeah, it's

like an

ultimatum.

It's kind of an ultimatum,

right?

Man.

Uh, well, no, there's nothing wrong with it.

I, you know, I didn't know you had the affinity for country music,

but

square dancing and such.

It's grown on me.

It's grown on me.

No, it can't.

Blind dancing is just square dancing stretched out.

That's all

it is.

Yeah, that's what it

is.

Yeah.

So you get all the moves you do all the stuff Yeah,

they

run you through is there's a training program before you

do like a ten minute like tutorial before we actually Go on and do it ourselves.

Yeah, and you know the instructor is still up there doing all the dance moves and

all

the jigs right and I don't I don't listen to half of it, so Okay And your girlfriend is she proficient at my country?

No, nope

We both aren't.

So which is why I was surprised.

I

was like, why are we doing this?

What's going

on here?

Just

to do something.

Yeah, that's what it was.

Isn't it like an aerobic exercise for you guys?

That's kind of what it's come out to be.

I'm sure you get some exercise out of

it.

Yeah, I don't know.

Do you have to wear cowboy boots?

Is that a requirement?

No, even if it was a requirement, I still wouldn't wear them.

But most people do in there.

And it's red rocks, so.

Yeah,

it is Red

Rock.

Okay.

Yeah, I've never been in there.

I go by there all the time.

Well, if you want to go line dancing today, seven o'clock.

I went in there once.

It was really bright.

It wasn't very moody.

It wasn't atmospheric at all.

It was just bright.

They do dim the lights for line dancing.

Just letting you know.

Oh, okay.

Well, there is a positive.

There we go.

So

if you do want to go,

let me

know.

All right.

Okay, good enough.

And Red Rock was fantastic.

It was a little brewery.

right down the street from here.

It was really a great place.

They had great smoked ribs and meats, but I don't know if they do that now or not.

Do they serve food in Red Rock or is it just cheap

beer?

They do, but I don't know about any of the food that you're talking about.

I think it's just basic bar food.

Okay, and water beer.

And yeah.

And water

beer.

Yeah, water beer.

All right.

I hate

that

stuff.

I still can't understand, you know, drinking, but or anything, anything American.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Yeah, I mean, you know, that kind of, you know, I just want to specify, American doesn't mean the micro breweries.

Okay.

Okay.

I mean, micro breweries, whole different industry, much better, save the beer industry completely.

Yes.

From these horrible, horrible monster.

corporations that water down their beer and sell case by case by case by the knuckleheads that go in and buy this stuff because it's cheap.

My God, is that really the value you put on your life?

Cheap cases of beer.

Oh my God.

Okay.

I had to get that.

I've been saving it up for 20 years.

You've been carrying that around a long time.

Wow.

I had no idea.

Okay.

But nothing against the people that buy that stuff.

Okay.

I know a few people do and it's fine.

They're cool people who are very good.

I didn't want to say anything because I bought that stuff.

Cheat beer.

Okay.

A little bit later on we're going to talk to Liz Johnston from Serenity Pet Spa.

She'll be in to give us some ideas of what you can do with your pet this time of year when it heats up when it gets really, really hot.

Yeah, she's talking

about the hair, the fur on your dog's body.

They have two layers.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, yeah.

There's a short layer and a longer layer.

And I didn't know that that.

Could become a problem area if you're thinking about maybe giving your dog a bath sometime We're trying to cool a dog off or even trimming the dog.

Yeah, and she'll get into all that.

Okay, and then we'll also Talk to Lisa Bernard from the Dane County Humane Society Some new pets up for adoption.

They're having an adoption special right

now,

too And we'll find out about that.

We've got some pictures already and some we

do a

couple of cats

Well, you can't see them there.

I see the

dog.

Is that a wolf?

Wow.

Don't think so.

It's carrying a human body.

No.

What?

What?

This?

Yeah.

No, that's not a wolf.

So, Mark in the sax says, Dom, just think of it like the Paul McCartney song, Ballroom Dancing.

Oh, yes.

That's a great song.

That's great, Mark.

That is

great.

Ballroom Dancing.

That was on the, I think, tug-of-war

album.

That's what I think about every single time I go.

And then, you know, it strives me.

It strives me to go each and every week.

So thank you, Mark.

Thank

you.

Dom, do you have a what would you rather do thing happening?

Yes, unfortunately, we do today.

All

right.

Oh.

Sigmund, we can't get rid of.

You know, yesterday I tried adding more reverb, but there wasn't any.

There wasn't any.

It was so much reverb already on it.

Yeah.

I couldn't even add more.

They were all out of reverb at the reverb store.

All right.

Let's see what we got here.

Oh,

my.

All

right.

I don't even have it up right now.

Okay, would you rather not do it?

No, we have to do this.

Okay, we have to okay.

All

right first question.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in his prime for one round or sound like him for the rest of your life?

Well, I wouldn't want to fight him because he'd probably kill me.

But if just you think you can take him for one round not take him but like

Hold them off.

Hold them

off.

Run from

him.

Run around the ring.

Yeah, I think I can.

Really?

Yeah.

For one round.

Yeah, one run.

I could definitely be a light on my feet.

What was it that Cassius Clay used to

say?

Oh, I don't know.

Cassius Clay.

Butterfly.

Oh,

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

There

you go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Gordy, what about

you?

What

comment I'll leave?

Well, I don't know.

I guess I could outrun him, too, maybe.

You

think so?

So I wouldn't want to talk like him.

That would be the end of whatever career I had

to left.

After this feature, who the hell knows?

Luckily people were able to vote for the best of Madison before we got to this feature.

Yeah, the best of Madison.

We won't find out till the end of September.

We made the grade.

So it was down to six contestants, or six teams, radio teams.

We know we made that cut.

Yes.

But we don't know who made the top three.

So

we'll all find out together in about six weeks.

It's too long.

It's too long.

All right.

All right.

What

do

you

got?

One more?

One more, yes.

Oh,

there's another.

We still got one more.

We've forced into this, all right, you know.

Would you rather be a chain smoking country singer?

Which, you know, what kind of works?

Or an alcoholic NASCAR driver.

Oh, jeez.

I'll go

with the country singer.

Country

singer?

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, that was the way of life.

You know,

that's the way to be cool.

Yeah, I smoked back in my early years.

You have cigarettes?

What

was

your cigarette of choice?

Old gold.

Old gold.

Yeah, I don't think they make those anymore.

I'm not sure.

I was an old gold smoker, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Then

I switched to Coolz.

I

got into menthol.

I had

Coolz.

Oh, yeah, menthol is pretty good.

I can see why it's addicting.

That's why they wanted to make it illegal.

They wanted to take it off the market.

Yeah.

But still, I'd rather

do that than alcoholic

NASCAR.

I think I

would.

Yeah,

I think.

I've got an old gold jingle.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Old gold jingle.

Old gold cigarette jingle.

Really?

Yeah.

To dig that out, I don't.

Would we be sent to Alicator Alcatraz if we play this?

I don't know.

Do you have it handy?

I'll look

it up.

I

might have put it on the internets, but I doubt it.

All right.

All right.

Well, that

was fun.

I just

want to mention

your neighbors.

They sent us a text here.

They said, John, Miller beer is a union, and that's why I drink it.

Is

your

crafty stuff unit?

Maybe, I don't know.

I really haven't checked.

I drink

beer for the taste.

We're coming back with more of John and Gordy for Tuesday morning.

Stay with us.

We'll be right

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It's a great looking day so far.

Yeah, beautiful.

Looks great on State Street right downtown Madison here a block off the capitol some sunshine.

Although it is going to be kind of hazy today high near 80 degrees right now 59.

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Maybe that's next

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Maybe so.

Remember yesterday we played that cut with that Texas taxpayer who was very angry.

Very angry.

Play a little bit of that, Dom, if you can.

I

want

to start out by saying this.

He was caught cheating on video on the golf course.

Yeah.

He cheated on his taxes.

He cheated on his business loans.

He cheated on his wives.

He cheated on the business contractors that he stiffed through 40 years of business and he tried to cheat in the 2020 election.

Now he's trying to cheat and win this 2026 midterm election because he knows he can't win.

He has ordered Governor Greg Abbott

to obey his command and cheat on a Texas redistricting scam the gerrymander five knew grossly

all right you get the idea

right

right

yeah

he was just doing a laundry list

there and I thought it was colonel Lawrence Wilkerson he sounds exactly like him he was out a lot yeah in the

press well I was John last night I was lying in my

bed

trying to get to sleep and it started

dawn on me, this cut came back to me in my head.

I started

to dream.

I started to have a little nightmare.

I

had to get up and I put on, well, I put something together here because I just couldn't sleep anymore and I wanted to get this out of my system.

So

go ahead

and play that cut.

I want to start out by saying this.

He was caught cheating on video on the golf

course.

He

cheated on his taxes.

He cheated on his business loans.

He cheated on his wives.

And he tried to cheat in the 2020

election.

He cheated on the business contractors that he stiffed through 40 years of business.

Now he's trying to cheat and win this 2026 midterm election because he knows he can't win Wow, that's gold To me house Republicans in this case are like a bunch of buzzards on the fence waiting to swoop down on the dying carcass of democracy In other words, I mean in a philosophical way

not a

sexual way, but he's asking every one of the Republican

representatives in this room to be one of his prostitutes.

He was

caught cheating on video on

the

golf course.

Missed that one.

Finish.

I want to see how he

started with and he ended with it.

That

is great

stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A little bit of

Hank Williams

there

and get you going.

I just love that

buzzard on a fence.

I

know.

That says it all.

That's where we're at here.

Yeah.

Great stuff.

Yeah, nice.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, very good.

I got the razor blade out.

I did a little

fancy editing

with the tape.

You just need some reverb now.

A little bit of reverb.

Then you're good.

Tom wants reverb on everything.

We

should do

an all reverb.

All reverb all the

time.

I remember we were saying we should do an all reverb show.

I

don't know.

That would hurt my ears.

We could do it.

That's what they used to, you know, they used to do that actually in the late 60s.

WLS, WCFL, they had a lot of reverb

all the time for their jocks in the background.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, I'm going to pull out some tape.

Wow.

OK.

OK.

More reverb, you know, I mean, that's the next bit on Saturday Night Live.

More Carmel.

Yeah.

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Yeah, it was really

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It was a really good movie a lot of slow areas in But I did stay awake and I watched the whole thing.

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I tried a whole bunch of different adjustments.

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It was really cool.

Okay.

Coming up.

Idiocracy

is right around the corner.

We got a lot of stuff.

Oh boy.

Do we stay with us for more of John and Gordy in the morning on WMDX Madison.

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point, a dumbing down, until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,

you go and do something like this.

We can duck and cover.

There's a fallen shelter right there.

There's no way to survive this, you idiot.

Idiocracy.

For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.

Okay.

Oh, they're dumb all the time.

And, oh boy.

Another town hall gone crazy.

Really?

Yeah.

In Nebraska?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mike Flood.

Mike Flood is, he was out there a lot in the other.

Town halls we watched over and over and over and he kept on you know Sticking to his guns, but the crowd just came back at him and this time they're doing the same exact thing It's like a replay.

I don't know if it ain't if it's close to Brian Styles town hall here in Wisconsin Right.

He really got an earful.

He sure did and now this is happening again And I think we're gonna be seeing a whole lot of this

You know, this is like the Tea Party.

Remember the protests way back when the Tea Party came out against Obamacare?

You know, just to come out against something, I don't know, who wants healthcare for the American public, you know?

Yeah, that was a big protest.

Oh, they hated that.

Oh my gosh, they were so happy with the current system that we have, you know, getting ripped off by their insurance companies left and right and being turned down for care.

That's the kind of system I envision.

Really?

But, you know, I guess those people want everybody covered.

What are

they thinking?

I don't know.

It's 637.

That's John Peterson.

I'm Gordie Young.

Oh, yes.

Dominic Lee in the producer chair.

It is sunny.

Downtown Madison looking great on State Street here, highs around 80 degrees today, but look for some hazy sunshine because that air quality, that alert is back again.

I don't know

how many.

It hasn't left, I don't think

it's left.

No, we got it for another day and of course

it

expires at noon unless they decide to extend it, which they've done for the last week or so.

I want to see what

Brittany knows about this.

I want to see if she...

is like, okay, it

is

definitely gonna be done tomorrow at noon.

But I don't know.

Yeah,

well, apparently nobody knows, because they keep extending

it.

It is awful.

It is awful.

Oh, okay.

Idiocers.

Yeah, I just came across a visual here on my laptop of the...

the White House and Trump sitting in there with Netanyahu.

And I'm just looking at this.

Have you actually seen a picture?

Oh, of the inside.

Oh, no, I haven't seen a wide shot like that.

I know.

I haven't seen a wide shot like that ever.

And it is.

It is.

That's horrible.

That is.

That's just.

Don't let Trump ever decorate your room.

Lots

of gold on the mantle.

What

a bunch of junk.

All those gold frames of all the old.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, talking about making these great pictures, these portraits look like junk.

Wow, over the mantle, all of the stupid statuettes that he's

applied to the vases and everything.

It's very gaudy.

It is gaudy.

Yes, that's the word.

Yes.

All right.

Hey, we have a phone call.

Oh, we do.

608-879-8255.

Let's go to the phone.

All right, let's go.

Good morning, Joe.

You made the morning your interstitial material set to your cheating heart.

Oh, probably one of your high points ever.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, that

was

beautiful, wasn't it?

Well, let's

make

it go

viral.

I'm gonna put it

on Facebook after

the show.

Yeah,

absolutely.

And you should be, you should be running it every day.

Find a place to put it.

I think the repetition is really good because it reminds us of the simple cheating at golf and then all the way to cheating at elections.

It really covers it.

It's very rhythmic and the line, the buzzards on the fence.

I know, I know.

Yes.

couldn't get better.

I just wanted to add two points to this.

You know, your discussions today, you were talking about the interior of the White House.

Do recall that he just paved over the rose garden.

Today, apparently there are reports that he loves the way it looks because it's very white.

Oh my God, really?

He actually said

that.

Yeah, and do note that the sewer grates, you know that the drainage grates on in this area are in the shape of American flags, which I think

What an idea

Yeah, I'm sure that was his idea

Yeah,

that's crazy.

So at any rate, keep playing that.

That is just absolutely perfect.

Just set me up for the day.

Thanks.

All

right.

All right.

Sure.

Sure.

We'll play that

a lot.

And we'll play it again maybe in our next hour.

Could go viral there.

Yeah, I think.

Gordy, I think that's a fantastic idea.

I need

some video with it.

Yeah, how are you going to do that?

I don't know.

We'll figure something.

I'll give it over to AEI at that

point for the video.

That's right.

It'll

construct something.

Don't come up

with something,

right?

Yeah, I think it

would.

I

don't know

about that stuff.

Tom, do you know what?

Well, yeah, it was just transcribing.

All right, we'll try that.

Yeah.

All right.

We'll workshop that.

Workshop it.

Workshops getting

a workout.

You know, speaking of A, I got a warning for everybody out there.

If you're cruising X, if you're still going to Twitter X, then you got to look out for these two

bots their AI bots I ran this by my Gen Z sons yesterday one is Jackson I won't get into the exact name, but the the first part of it is Jackson He he's described himself as an AI creator and Propagandist as far as I'm concerned and there's also another one called NAS and that's NAS dash tech dad

AI.

Now these two individuals are putting together very slick pieces of production and propaganda.

They make very small, insignificant stories from the administration seem like bold plans that we should all be just, you know, just...

Sucking up, you know, I mean this is this is the good stuff, but it isn't it's just minor little things They're blowing out a proportion to make it seem like this administration is doing really good things and they spin it in a fantastic way They're very slick and the dead giveaway though this this gives it away.

Yeah, how do you know there?

You know there are threads

You're familiar with the threads?

Yes, threads.

And there's about 15 of them.

There's 15 posts on that thread, usually about 15 or 20 posts.

So they take up a lot of space on X. So if you run across there, there are actually AI bots put together by individuals who program in.

Again, you can kind of spin.

What you want AI to tell you that's the part that makes me very uncomfortable and then they put in in this very

Nice presentation.

Hmm.

And again, it's Jackson and NAS Okay, look out for those two AI bots out there and you can usually tell because they have about 15,000 followers Okay, you know, I've got about 600.

I think maybe and I've been doing this for well, I think since 2008 I don't have 15,000 people.

Yeah, but they have other fake bots following them which adds to the number of

followers.

So just watch out for him.

It's slick stuff.

It really is.

It looks really good.

But

run it by me again.

How would you know it's a bot?

I mean, how can you figure that out?

Just because it has

so many followers?

I'm going to defer to my older son who's 26.

He knows this stuff.

He knows this stuff inside and out.

And he knows how that

these people can do what they're doing and why it's so standard to have like 15,000, 16,000 followers.

And then in the description, in their name, they have AI.

They're both

creators of AI.

And they have the profile pics as well that just make it.

You can just tell.

You can just tell

like the hair, you know, if it's someone's face, the hair is kind of messed up just slightly, you know, the neck is not proportionate to the body.

Like, it's also all in the profile picture as well.

Okay.

These are rabbit holes, and they're just warring you.

Scary stuff.

You know, I got caught in both of these.

That's why I'm warring you.

Okay.

It's such an incredible waste of time.

You know, I'm sitting there questioning everything that I'm reading, and it just makes me want to go to the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and in, oh, what an amazing amount of time wasted.

I don't have these kind

of time.

You need to take a break.

Oh, yeah, that makes me angry now.

All right, so and I you know, it's not good when you get me angry, but I love the thing you put together there.

Let's just let's just play that.

Shall we play?

Get

that queued up

ready to go so John can relax.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

This is this makes me a little tense too.

Trump again is

Threatening to declare martial law.

Oh, come on and appoint military governors throughout the Midwest probably.

Oh, really?

Trump reposted a truth social meme from the account extremely stable genius That makes an alarming comparison between modern Sanctuary city mayors and southern governors during the Civil War Labeling them as insurrectionists see

That's how he's doing it.

Trump's repose risks normalize in extreme measures that weaken democratic institutions and threaten civil liberties and signals a willingness to bypass legal norms and inspire violence or intimidation against public officials.

So there you go.

It's a mouthful.

I know, I know, but you know, I have to have to report what I.

what I read.

And I don't read very,

I don't

read on the air room.

I don't like doing

that.

That's why I play a lot of

clips because I just hate it when people read from the newspaper

on the air.

It

seems a little lazy.

It seems silly.

But yeah, that's why I play clips.

And but every once in a while, I have to word for word read exactly what they're talking about here.

And this is this is frightening stuff.

I never, I didn't know that you could appoint military governors.

No, that's a new one.

Yeah, I think that's something he's just making up

yeah

Marshall law.

I don't I don't recall anybody ever appointing governors Yeah, you know even in World War two or I mean any other time I know

I know

that's

of course he's you know comparing the sanctuary city mayors to the southern governors During the Civil War, okay, so I don't know

mayors and

governors.

Why is he making that comparison?

Well, maybe they did do some of that.

He is a stable genius.

This is from the extremely stable genius account

Yeah, I've

never heard of his extremely stable genius before in my life.

Oh, you haven't ever called himself that yeah, he's done that for a while pretty stunning stuff How about something a little bit smaller a little more insignificant here, okay, and this is the consumer What is it consumer product

safety commission what consumer product?

Bureau okay,

I can't remember the CFP be what is it CFP be the consumer financial Protection Bureau that was it sure had finalized the rule that aim to limit overdraft fees charged by large banks, right?

Limited them to

five dollars for overdrafts

and after that

like when

they did that the banks got rid of all their fees.

Yeah

That was really cool,

how that

happened.

But Trump and the Senate in the House passed a resolution while back that overturned that rule.

Now overdraft fees may go back up to about $35 per transaction.

Now that's money out of your pocket, right?

And then the Federal Trade Commission has finalized a click to cancel rule for internet

things that you have subscriptions to and get charged for.

Well, just click and you're canceled.

But they got rid of that.

And that, by the way, was in a court of law saying you can't do that.

That is overreach and they got rid of.

Click to cancel.

So we're back at getting the run around trying to cancel your subscription to whatever it is

you have.

Yeah, wheels have come off the wagon.

648, when we come back, Lisa Bernard from the Dane County Humane Society will join us on John and Gordy in the

morning.

Kathryn Lake

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Well, I like to always start up where the singing starts, but we'll have to wait a while

Bob

Dylan We waited long enough here.

Okay, go ahead.

Here we go.

Just this

line

see

All right, there we go.

So anyway, big introduction here in WMDX 92.7.

It's John and Gordy in the morning.

Check out the Civic Media app.

We're there to text us and voice note us as

well.

And we welcome Lisa Bernard back from the Dane County Humane Society.

Good morning, Lisa.

Good morning.

Good to have

you with us.

Doing all right.

Doing all right.

So you have something big going on right

now

called clear the shelters.

Tell us what's happening during the month of August here.

Yes.

So we have clear the shelters.

We're asking our community to help us clear our shelters.

So right now we have a promotion for cats going on.

It started on Friday and it's going to end.

at the end of day on this Thursday where their adoption fees are 50% off and then we're going to switch to a different promotion on Friday which is to be announced and then it'll be three weeks of promotions and we're going to then hold a finale where it's a one-day finale where we're going to extend our hours and try to get

try to find homes for all of the available animals and that is on August 23rd.

There will be also promotions on that day as well.

Okay,

all

right, very good.

We're very excited.

Now you've highlighted three animals for us to talk about this morning.

So let's get to those that are up for adoption.

Who do

we have first?

The first one is actually a dog.

Yes.

So his name is Detroit.

He's a young adult Alaskan Husky mix who has mostly tan on his body and then some white on his face and his chest and then black.

areas on his head and back and tail.

He's about 55 pounds.

He can be nervous around new people at first, but once he feels safe, he's very friendly and affectionate.

He can get a bit jumpy when he's excited, but he walks pretty well on leash.

And sometimes he shows his softer side and just wants to enjoy snuggles and pets with you.

When it comes to other dogs,

He'll do best with a slow introduction.

So he's looking for a family who's going to continue to work with him on his positive reinforcement training.

And the good thing is, is that his adoption fee includes a scholarship to an online dog training program called Good Pop.

Okay, and that's Detroit.

dog

okay

let me just mention that at this point that this portion of our show and dame county humane society appearances brought to you by serenity pet spa serenity pet spa with three locations around madison okay lisa back to you who else do we have yeah

so now we're gonna switch gears to cats

So we have Sam Wise, who is a five-year-old kitty, who is mostly white on the bottom half of his body, and then orange on the top, like his head and ears in the top area of his body.

Yeah, it's very, very cute, yes.

He's very handsome.

He came to DCHS in late July.

He's very shy, but give him some time and then he'll enjoy some gentle pets and he'll even ask for them.

He likes to snuggle up close.

He loves treats, which you can use to help make friends with him.

We've been told that he's very affectionate and likes to cuddle.

Especially up on the sofa as you're watching TV.

So if you need a friend He also likes to be picked up brushed stits on laps plays without types of toys But he's looking for quiet and calm home.

He doesn't like loud noises So he wants a peaceful home where he could just hang out with his person He'd love to be your best companion

Very cute.

Very handsome.

Yeah.

Okay.

Curtis.

Yes.

And one more here quickly.

I've got olive oil.

Olive oil.

Another

cat.

Yes.

Yeah.

She is seven years and somehow she's also mostly orange with a little bit of white around her chest and her mouth and she's got white boots.

She's a blonde haircut, but you want to quite notice that right now because we had to give her a haircut.

When she arrived in early July, her hair was very matted.

So her family, they've been fighting an illness and they couldn't care for her anymore.

So she was surrendered to us.

She also is very shy, more shy than Samwise.

So she likes to hide a lot.

But give her some time and she'll come out and explore.

She allowed soft pets, but she's still very nervous.

But we were told by her former family that she loved being brushed, playing with toys.

She likes to look out the windows.

And she also does not like loud noises.

So she's looking for a quiet home where she can just hide to her heart's content and come out when she's ready to hang out.

Sounds good.

So we have that's that's olive oil.

Before that, we had Sam Wise, the cat, and the first pet up for adoption, Detroit.

And if someone out there is interested in finding out more about any of these or some of the other pets that you have up for adoption, the website is giveshelter.org, right, Lisa?

Correct.

Do we have time for me to mention something really quick?

Very quickly, yes.

Sure.

Two day only, thanks to a grant from the ASPCA.

We're actually lowering adoption fees for senior cats and adult cats even more.

So they're going to be completely waived today.

Thanks

to the rescue effect grant.

So if you come in today, Samwise and Olive Oil, their adoption fee is going to be completely waived.

How late are you open today?

We're open until seven.

We open at two, so two at seven.

All right.

Lisa, thank you so much.

Bless the bill.

Appreciate it.

Thank you.

It's Lisa Bernard from the Dane County Humane Society.

And we will be back with more of John and Gordy in the morning.

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We got the big story.

Oh, yeah.

Very good.

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