Would You Rather        (Hour 1)

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Would You Rather (Hour 1)

John & Gordy · Tue Jun 24, 2025

Kathryn Lake

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We're truly sorry.

Another lie, it's another ceasefire, it's another of the wars back on.

You never know what's going on in this crazy wacky world that we live in.

Thanks

to

the Magus out there for making our lives absolutely...

miserable and interesting at the same time.

Well, good morning.

I just want to put a positive

spin

on it and make

everybody smile when they first get up this morning.

Help me please.

Oh, there's no help for you.

I wish I could be of some help.

But you know, I mean, come on.

It's, you know, we're just getting started here.

We've got the whole day in front of us.

It's a little cloudy.

We had all that rain yesterday.

Wow.

There was flooding, you know, there was some, uh, there was some flooding on the streets and woodmines.

East side location.

Did you see that?

No, I did not see that.

They had a part of their roof.

Uh, no.

opened up and they had what they had video of water coming I mean massive amounts of water coming in from the roof into the aisles they had to shut down was

that on Milwaukee Street

the east side or east side location

woodmines all right because they have one in Sun Prairie too

well I live I

live part-time in each one of those stores

not sure which I feel this

is a personal attack on me by mom nature okay

Well, yeah, there was a lot of rain.

Yeah, it was a very short time.

Fantastic amount of rain.

We did our little, we call it Brett Creek in the back of our house.

Used to have really bad drainage and fixed it up.

And we named it after our son, our first son, our 22 year old son, 23.

He's 23.

That's

a good thing about living in an apartment, right?

You know, there's floors above me.

So if there's flooding, I'm not going to get any of it.

I'll be totally fine.

Totally fine, and I was.

Yeah,

yeah,

seeing.

Um, that's good.

What are you looking at?

Do you see this comment from breaking

news?

Israel and Iran.

I don't know what the F they're doing.

Well, that's a

great official comment from Trump.

President Trump.

That's as he gets on the helicopter to go.

I guess he's going to the NATO summit from here.

But so, uh, I don't know what

the F in there

doing.

I thought

we had a peace treaty or something, but apparently not.

The thing is, we called it yesterday.

This guy is the dumbest son of a gun in the world.

He'll believe anything these people tell him.

Oh,

we got a

ceasefire coming up.

They're both, you know, both countries are going, really?

Really?

No.

Where did

you hear that?

Iran apparently did agree to it at some point last evening, but that was before I went to bed.

Israel then bombed.

And then there was more bombing.

Bombed

Iran again.

Yeah.

And that happens all the time.

Of course it does.

It's

been happening for

decades.

Back and forward.

Okay, anyway.

What a great

comment.

You know, we're not going to hear much about that

comment.

No.

Our weather for today, well, you know, we had all the rain yesterday.

Today, it's pretty calm this morning.

The winds died.

It was really windy last night for a while.

And then the rain came through and things cooled down a bit.

Right now it's 69 degrees.

Do you have the Samsung WMDX watch?

Are you saying that the humidity is

down too?

No.

I'm not saying that.

I didn't say that.

You just said that, didn't you?

No, I didn't say that.

Okay,

69 degrees currently.

And then a high today of 78 with a low tonight of 65.

A little bit cooler.

Okay.

Let's get

the should I

get into the details of that a little bit here.

Sure.

Why don't

you because

I could Thunderstorms possible after six thunderstorms likely around 645 a.m.. That's what it's saying.

Okay.

Yeah a.m.. Really

this

morning.

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Okay 645 check

the

radar.

We've got a countdown clock set here, so

Okay.

So your afternoon, you're saying 78 for an afternoon high.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, let's, uh, let's do the, uh, one arm banded.

You have that, uh, standing by.

We haven't done that.

People don't understand how much work we put

into these special

effects.

Okay.

Here we go.

First numbers is zero seven nine.

So 79 for a high.

That gets the jackpot.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

All

right, so upper 70s, upper 70s today.

A little bit later on this hour, we'll talk to Lisa Bernard from the Dane County Humane Society.

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That's what it's kind of reminding me of.

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So I'm sure they're having a run on these bed frames right now as we speak.

There's

probably a

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I

hope you brought an umbrella.

Now, John, I don't know if you knew this last night, but Pete Schwabu is in the studio.

We noticed everything was rearranged.

Again, we come in, we have to put everything back where it belongs.

And that's okay.

We like it when Pete visits.

But you know who was producing the show last night?

It was our own

Dominic Lee.

Dom produced the show.

Yes.

And I just happened to be listening and something caught my ear.

And so I went back and I wanted to make sure that I heard.

everything that he said, because Pete was kind of giving Dom questions about his background, how long he'd been working here and that kind of thing.

So I have a little portion of

that.

A few secrets about us, maybe.

Well, Dom, are you ready for this?

Let's listen to it.

All right, here we go.

Here's

part

Pete Schwaba

of

the

Pete Schwaba

show.

This is exciting, too, because I've

worked with

Pete Schwaba

several producers here at Civic Media in my short time here, all of them more than capable.

As you folks know,

You know, the K-man is our normal producer, Conrad Krieger.

But tonight, filling in is someone I've never worked with before.

Dom, tell us about, Dom, what's your last name?

Last name Lee, L-E-E.

Dominically, actually.

Yeah,

you wanna know a little bit about me?

I want to know everything about you, dude.

Yeah, so a little bit about me.

I just graduated college.

I just waited with a radio TV film major, and now I'm here at Civic Media.

I love soccer.

I love animals, specifically cats.

Pete Schwaba

Well,

that's great.

I think

Pete Schwaba

you just started here at Civic Media.

That's very exciting.

I just started.

Yeah, just a few weeks ago.

Did you think you'd have this cool of a job this fast out of college?

I didn't.

I am very lucky.

I am very fortunate.

Just stop it right there.

Pause it.

So Schwabba is buttering him up.

He's getting ready to go in for the boom.

Okay, all right.

So, okay, go back to the tape.

Go back.

I didn't.

I am very lucky.

I'm very fortunate.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Pete Schwaba

I had nothing to do with it, but I'm glad they found you.

Are John and Gordy nice to you in the morning?

Oh, no, they...

No.

No, they're very, very rude to me.

Pete Schwaba

Especially

John.

Something about John.

Always keep your eye on him.

Pete Schwaba

Salty.

Salty guy.

That's a good way to put it.

Absolutely.

Salty guy.

Here's the thing.

I am a bridge builder here at civic media.

They now you just said something about them They've kind of said a few things to me about you, but I'm here to patch things up and I'm kidding.

They love you.

We love you,

buddy.

It's great to have

It's a piece through strength.

That

was Schwabbo.

So you're salty Schwabbo is here again tonight, right?

He's here

again.

Yeah, I'll be producing one more time six to eight You're gonna be on tonight.

So you you had to stay up late last night.

Yeah Yeah, I almost fell asleep on the couch right outside this door.

Wow this morning.

I almost just slept I just almost just stayed here all the way

so you're doing

Shwabba tonight as well.

I will be doing Shwabba tonight as well.

We might have to drop in, John.

Well, you know, I

forgot to dispel a few rumors

about being salty.

Yeah.

We'll talk to Shwabba, too, about his interviewing techniques.

Now, Dom, you do have, you have something new for us this morning, right?

But we gotta thank Shwabba

for

at

least bringing peace to the show.

That's true.

That's true.

He is a peacemaker here.

That's a big media.

Okay.

What do you have for us here Dom you have a new something there's nothing something new for the John and Gordy show the new feature Yeah,

what is it called?

We have something we have something cooking right now, and I was thinking about this yesterday And

it's

kind of a new segment that I kind of wanted to start yeah, so let's let's get the drum roll out here Would you rather

Would you rather?

Would you rather with John and Gordy?

Let's

try that out.

Let's see how it

goes.

All

right.

We don't know what to expect, so go ahead.

All right.

So we've got a

couple questions here for you guys, and I want you to answer.

First question is, would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line ever again?

Which one would you rather do?

I want to give your guys a take on that.

Well,

first of all, I know for sure that being in line is something that I'm cursed with.

So that's never going away.

So I'm always going to be in line.

So I'll take the green lights, you know?

Really?

Yeah.

See, I'm just the opposite.

I would rather not stand in line.

I can handle red lights every once in a while.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's my answer, I'm sticking to it.

I hate standing in line.

I hate it.

But

you can't avoid it.

It's gonna happen no matter what.

You can't avoid a shower you want.

Don't get me started on

this.

I don't care what you

say.

But that

doesn't matter.

Okay, next question.

Alright, next question

is...

Would you rather have to give up showering for a month?

or the internet for a month.

Which one would you rather do?

Give up the internet or give up showering?

I'm going to answer this one first.

I would give up the internet.

I never would give up showering.

I could give up the internet very easily.

What?

No,

I'm not thinking about it at all.

I have to take showers every day.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we agree on that

one.

Well, kind of.

You know, I'm not going to give up the internet either.

Too bad.

You have to

choose one

or the

other.

Alright, okay, we don't have to

stick to this or anything

and then we got one more question Would you rather have to use the same towel for the rest of your life?

And you can never wash it or the same Kleenex Disgusting

Well, I think we've

turned

everybody off

at this point.

I don't think there's a good answer.

No, actually, there isn't a good answer to that.

So we're, we're, we're

walking on that one.

Okay.

That's all I got, guys.

That's all I got.

Well, I would, I mean, if I had to answer.

No,

don't answer it.

No, no, it's not answerable.

Don't

answer that.

Okay, Dom.

I like it.

I like the background music too.

Yeah, it's very nice.

That was good.

Is that you on the organ there?

That was me.

Yeah, I actually just started yesterday.

So good.

Just started taking lessons.

You're off to a great start.

That's terrific.

Okay.

Let's see.

It's 19 minutes past the hour.

We're just getting going on this Tuesday morning.

What?

I had no idea you had that kind of talent.

Dom,

you're gonna have to play the organ

for us more often.

Yeah, play some more.

All right, we will be back with more of John and Gordy for a Tuesday morning after this.

Kathryn Lake

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Well, you know, every once in a while we have a special edition of the John and Gordy in the Morning Show, and this is the, I don't know what the afterdoing edition.

Which, by the way, applies each and every day of the show.

But

that

is a quote from Trump in regards to the war between Iran and Israel.

this morning.

He just

made that comment as he was leaving the White House on the way to the NATO meeting.

Okay.

That was a direct quote.

I mean, they had to censor it on CNN.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, we'll keep your posted if he says anything else.

He's killing a little loose, isn't he?

Remarkable.

A little loose.

Wow.

You know, yesterday, I mean, last night, he announced a piece, you know, a ceasefire.

Yeah.

And

I guess that just didn't take hold.

I

want to read this thing here.

This is either for Schwabba, because we have a rerun of the previous night's show from Pete Schwabba.

Right.

And Bud out in Jamesville said, I am really drunk.

Oh my God.

Your little standalone punchlines crack me the f up love your sense of humor And you have the best guess like your last guest said your interview style brings out the best in your guests needless to say I'm going to love your show or whatever

But

James, so that was a comment for Pete Schwabba's show.

Because it reruns right

before our show

every morning.

I would like to believe it is for our show.

I would like to believe that it is for

our show.

You think it's for

us?

I would

like to believe so.

You know what I mean?

But he put that I am really drunk comment in quotes.

So what is that?

We didn't say anything, but we

didn't have the he says like your last guest said,

and I didn't

have a last guest.

OK, good content.

So, yeah, that probably was

it for Pete.

But that's great.

You know, I just want to mention that it's fun listening to Pete Schwabba.

Yeah.

And he'll be here again in our studios

tonight.

Yeah.

And we might just drop in and just say hi to Pete.

You

think

so?

After he set Dom up last night, you know what I mean?

Dom

didn't.

We got to set the record straight.

The pizza peacemaker, he said it himself.

The official word is that that was in regards to Pete Schwab.

That's what I'm saying, Catherine.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

But it's good at least to

have a summary of what I was trying to say.

Okay, what are you saying now?

Now I'm just going to speak in sign language

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Well, you know,

the thing is, you and Catherine have this battle going on constantly.

Oh, she's on the phone.

You know, you're

fighting constantly, and now she's on the phone.

And I'm not sure what to expect here, but

let's go to

Catherine.

Well, Catherine.

Good morning, Catherine.

It's not always about you, you know.

It's not always about you.

I'm trying to talk to Dom.

I want to congratulate Dom for filling in the daily calendar BS that you guys do every morning with something far more interesting.

OK, good.

I'll keep it up then.

We'll keep it up.

We'll keep that going.

We'll keep that

going.

Well done.

No, also that comment was for Pete because Bud did not

realized that Pete was off the air and that last night was a repeat,

right?

We

repeat.

But I just thought I'd let him know that we know that he was talking about Pete and it's a great compliment for Pete.

So we just thought we'd repeat it here on the program.

Pete needs to know these things.

It's lovely.

But what he was saying, God was quoting Pete.

was self-effacing at the end of an interview, and the guy said, I just love being with you.

He goes, oh, I'm drunk.

That was cute remark.

Oh, OK.

I gotta say, Pete's show is great for that.

If you like drinking, you know, turn Pete's show on.

It's mostly a drinking show.

It's mostly his.

It's not.

Oh, I'm hanging up on you.

OK, good morning.

Thank you.

We'll see you later at the meeting.

Well, you guys got to settle all your

differences.

I hate to be in the book.

You

know, she goes after me

because, you know, she's angry at you

and it's just never.

But that's that's great.

You know, to have have those kind of comments, we appreciate those as well.

You want to make something.

Well, I can't wait for Pete's show tonight.

We should all visit Pete's show tonight.

Just show up.

Don will be here anyway.

I'm not

100% going to show up.

I'm only a few minutes away from the station, so it's no big deal.

You know it's a long drive for you.

It's a long drive.

Hours.

OK.

OK, you want to?

Yeah.

I was just going to mention a little while

from now.

In about 25 minutes, we'll be talking with Lisa Bernard from the Dane County Humane Society about some pets that are up for adoption.

Yeah.

And yeah.

Yeah,

she's coming up in just a few moments.

Well, yes.

But yeah,

a show here.

I mean, who who would have ever imagined that maybe the ceasefire wasn't going to be real after all?

Who would have thought

of that?

It kind of came and went pretty quickly.

Yeah, they announced it in the early evening and now apparently it's been broken several times.

Okay, there are two possibilities.

Maybe third, that he was suckered in the same.

It's a ceasefire.

Second, he didn't know it wasn't going to be a ceasefire or both.

He was suckered in and didn't know.

And they keep putting this quote

back up.

CNN is just, you know, putting that quote up every few minutes.

This

is gonna be an X in all the social media

sites.

I think so.

A

screen capture of this baby.

Yes, we'll

have to

do that.

We'll be back with more of John and Gordy for Tuesday morning in just a few minutes.

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point, a dumbing down, until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,

you go and do something like this.

We can duck and cover.

There's a fallen shelter right there.

There's no way to survive this, you idiot.

Idiocracy.

For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.

Most of the time, and this is WMDX.

John and Gordy in the morning are very special.

I don't know what the after doing edition of the program.

That's a direct quote from our president.

Yeah, it's Trump.

It's, I mean, you know, we're watching the video of it.

Yeah.

And you could lip read very easily what he's saying.

We got to find that clip.

We're trying to find that clip.

Yeah.

Try to find that.

I don't know.

It's cloudy this morning.

We had all that rain last night.

That's tapered off and moved on out, but we could be in for more showers and storms later today and highs in the upper seventies right now.

69 degrees here.

Okay.

Idiocracy.

All right.

Got plenty of it.

Well, we do have some.

I think normally we don't talk sports on this program.

No.

But in this case, we will talk sports on this program.

Really?

Okay.

Just briefly, only because I'm gonna let the Daily Show do the talking for us.

Oh.

Desi Lydic and Jordan Klepper, both are going at it here and they're talking sports, the WNBA, Caitlin Clark.

Clark, yeah.

This is sports war, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.

So if I say cheerleading is not a real sport,

then I say of course cheerleading is a sport.

Why else would I be constantly watching it when I'm alone at home?

Whatever keeps you indoors and away from people.

Let's kick things off with our top story.

Caitlin Clark has returned to the court from injury and not a moment too soon for the WNBA.

It wasn't just the Indiana fever that missed Caitlin Clark.

The WNBA missed her and badly.

Caitlin Clark effect since the WNBA stores injury, ticket prices have drastically

dropped.

WNBA ratings plummeted 55% league wide.

Wow.

Wow, so Caitlyn Clark gets injured and you all just stop supporting women's basketball.

You people bailed on the WNBA quicker than Desi did on her fifth marriage.

Look, fair weather fans make me sick.

I, Jordan Klepper, champion of women, friends of the female Maya Angelou Lover and Susan B. Anthony Megafan, am here.

To tell you, there is plenty.

I mean, plenty of excitement in the WNBA besides Caitlyn Clark.

Name one WNBA team.

Okay!

I'll name three.

The Cleveland Clams, Toledo, Tampund, and... The Boston Bushes.

Go Bush.

Jordan, you idiot.

Those are...

possibly correct.

I don't know.

Regardless, it's great that Clark's absence gave fans a chance to watch cooler, less popular sports, which brings us to our holy hot bed of the night.

Will our ratings to kind of Jordan Klepper gets injured by the hood of my car brought to you by gambling?

Gambling.

You can't spell degenerate without great.

There you go.

Okay.

A little debate there about the

WNBA.

But it ended well.

Yes.

On

the

hood of her car

Oh man, I like it.

Yeah.

Yeah

I want to talk about the freeloaders that we have at the state capital they are always looking for ways to not pay for any government services What are you talking

about?

Under

the excuse we have we have our republican legislature And they're always looking for a tax cut and they don't want to pay for the services So as an excuse they say they don't like the government or spending money, but really they just want to live off

everybody else and not have to pay for anything and that's all I guess you know we we haven't seen that in a while but anyway it's it's happening again you know they're talking about the budget at the state capital and they're trying to reduce taxes income taxes again now if you've ever paid state income taxes they're not real high right so it's not it's not a big the impacts by the way though not very big

the changes that you're talking about would save a single person making $50,000, about $192 a year.

That's

it.

Wow.

Okay.

Wow.

That's, you know, it's just a little over what I pay Costco each and every year.

Just for membership.

I can't, you know, it's thousands as far as what I spend there.

Joint filers who make $67,000 would save around $259 a year.

So we're not talking a big bucks here, right?

But this is, I think they deserve some credit for at least trying to give a tax.

Cut to the middle income earners So that's what they're trying to do this time because governor evers does not like the fact that some of these middle income earners make $300,000 a year.

That's not so middle income right and he wants to you know Reduce the bracket so it makes it a little fairer and you can target those tax cuts a little bit better, but anyway get this

Now, we know it's going to save you $192 or $259, depending on whether you make $50,000 or $67,000 and file jointly.

But this is the twist.

All of that will be gone very soon because of school referendums.

People are passing school referendums, raising their taxes.

So anytime you save money from the state, $192 or $259, it's gone because it's made up by another tax that you've just passed in a referendum to pay for your schools.

My head is spinning.

I

know I know the

numbers right I

can't

do

is just fill people in and your eyes Your head you can't grasp the numbers all right well anyway

It'll make your property tax bill for a medium household $160 a year.

So that gets rid of the $192 almost completely.

Or if you're filing jointly $276.

I just wanted to see your eyes roll back in your head again.

That's the only reason I followed that up with more numbers.

Okay.

Thank you for that.

Boy, we're

talking

idiocracy, are we?

Yeah,

well, yes.

Yes.

I mean, we're right in the thick of it.

I know we

are in the thick of it.

Yes, on this very special.

I don't know what

if they're doing addition of John and Gordy in the morning.

Right.

All right, now let's get to one of my favorite people, Charlie Kirk.

Oh, no.

This is a guy who had

barely in education.

So to make up for it, he tours the colleges to make it seem like he's a college guy.

Anyway, he was asking, he was asked questions.

And I think this is kind of an interesting one, where they were talking about Governor Hot Wheels.

Do you remember Governor Hot Wheels?

Governor Hot Wheels?

What?

Texas Governor, he's in a wheelchair.

Oh, okay.

All right.

There was a joke about that.

And when a dam makes that kind of joke, boy, the right wing gets crazy, don't they?

Well, let's listen to this.

This is Charlie Kirk.

My major problem is that what I feel is blatant hypocrisy and contradictions, specifically from you yourself.

For example, a couple of weeks ago,

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett called Governor Abbott, Governor Hot Wheels.

And yeah, I wasn't a fan of that.

I didn't agree with that.

And obviously, you didn't either.

You went on X. You said this woman is trash.

But I would never take it that far.

But on November 24, 2015, Donald Trump mocked a disabled reporter, Serge Kowalski.

He flailed his arms, made fun of his voice, and made fun of his face.

And I looked up and down your ex-account.

I couldn't find a single tweet calling him trash for that.

You called Elon Musk a genius.

I looked at his ex-account.

He uses what's considered the R word.

Over 14 times in just the year 2024 alone, he actually posted it again this morning, talking about the trade advisor guy.

And again, you just, you worship that guy.

So I want to know why you hold the left in Democrats to different standards than you do the right in Republicans.

There you go.

Wow, okay.

I mean that was directed at Charlie Kirk.

And we don't need to hear his answer because then he deferred to something else and changed something.

He just deflected it.

Okay, yeah.

So I didn't play that.

But just to give you an idea of what's going on, on the right, anything they do is okay because it's so true that you can't refute the facts.

According

to

them.

But Charlie Kirk, you know...

caught caught in the middle of all of this stuff all right all right now uh... i think this is really uh... really good news out of uh... out of texas uh... conservative mansfield texas their school board members were voted out

because of the book bans.

Isn't that great?

The challengers won by getting about 60% of the vote.

One Republican said Mansfield has gone to hell.

Another wrote on X horrible news in Mansfield, Texas.

The radical DEI left has flipped the conservative school board.

Mansfield has capitulated to the DEI LGBTQ left.

Whoa, that's nothing worse than that, right?

Again, isn't it obvious now that

Anyone pushing anti-DEI is all about forcing bigotry and racism back into government policy.

So those books are back in the schools.

The books

are back and the school board is back to normal.

Okay.

Teaching kids what they need to know.

Think we have time for this.

Let's go to this is cut 25 Journalists for the New York magazine Kara Swisher gave Trump the best nickname ever they were talking about meme coins and Mm-hmm, so

we're looking for cut 25 is it from last month or no How long is it how long is

it

It's 116.

116?

I

don't think I have it.

I don't think I have it.

All right, maybe last month.

Yeah, it might have been last month.

Yeah.

Why don't you

check that

out?

I'll check it

out

right

now.

All

right.

This is with Bill Maher and Kara Swisher.

In the meantime, if you'd like to chime in, phone lines are open.

608-879-8255.

That's 608-879-TALK.

You can always reach us also.

Of course, on the Civic Media app, which is free to download, always free to use, just download the app and go to the WMDX site and you can get right, hold of us, you can send us a text.

We've got this,

you know, we can't have enough nicknames for Trump.

So here's another one, let's add this to the stack.

And we haven't even gotten to the corruption part of it.

I mean, our finances looked like they're going to be screwed.

My savings thing went down.

His are better than ever.

Crypto.

Crypto.

And also, like I read today, he's opening, they're gonna build, Trump family's gonna build a resort in the United Arab Emirates.

Can you imagine Obama doing that?

Obama's in the resorts business now.

No comment from the Republicans.

That would have been okay with you guys.

That's the business he did before he

was even in.

But he's praising it now.

Of

course, you give it up when you... But he's not

involved in his business.

Eric

runs

the resort.

Oh, shut up.

He's done the resort business.

It's unfair to criticize if the Trump business that builds resorts still builds

resorts.

All right, fine with resorts if you want to, although it's a very thin skin.

It's not fine.

Crypto stuff is ridiculous, and it's corrupt.

It's a way to pay the president under the table in ways we do not understand.

We will not

understand

that.

And so you shouldn't.

Right, it's a way to pay the fees.

It's a way to balance the business.

It makes it feel like, and I think we'll see in time, a coin-operated president.

You can give him money and

not know it.

There it is.

A coin-operated president.

We waited

all this time just to hear that line, but

I do

like the nickname a little bit.

We're coming back with more.

Stay with us.

Kathryn Lake

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Hey there folks, it's Charlie Barron here.

Now Madison Magazine's got this whole going for best of Madison, and I hear that John and Gordy are up for best radio team.

You know, I'll tell you this much, if they're friends of Pam Yankee, they're friends of me, okay?

Okay,

all right WMDX John and Gordy in the morning it is 6 52

and We welcome Lisa Bernard from Dane County Humane Society Into the show this morning this portion of the show being brought to you to us by Serenity pet spa Madison's trusted dog groomers give your pup the spa day they deserve her a Serenity pet spa Madison comm

Good morning, Lisa.

Good morning.

How are you doing today?

Doing well and thanks to Serenity for sponsoring our segment.

Yes, excellent.

Okay, we've got some pets that are up for adoption.

Where should we start?

Should we start with the cats?

You have a pair of cats.

A pair of cats you go together sometimes.

Sure.

Oh, there they are.

Got them on the screen if you're watching on Facebook or

YouTube.

Yes.

Oh, they're gorgeous.

Yeah.

What cuties.

Okay.

Yes.

So we have whisper and Jack.

They're both a year old.

Whisper is mostly gray with some white like from the mouth down to his chest and then white paws.

And Jack is a brown tabby with black stripes that are at the top of his blood.

His front leg's on his head.

Whisper's a little more

shy than Jack is but Jack is very confident so he helps bring out the confidence and whisper so that's why they make a great pair.

They both enjoy receiving hugs so rub against your legs for attention and it was so funny I was in an office with him yesterday and Jack just crawled east of my lap and right away put his paws on my shoulder.

And he's like looking in my face and I go, what?

This is very close, sir.

Like you're in my face.

And he just put his head down and wanted me to kiss it.

So I

gave him a

kiss on the head.

He looked at me and he did it eight more times.

Like, hello, kiss my head, kiss my head.

So.

So now you want to get rid of him, right?

This is all you do all day now.

I know.

I could do that all day, really.

But they love to look out the window and watch the wildlife outside.

And they love to play together, nap together.

So they're looking for a home together

because they

are bonded.

And right now is a great time to get a cat because we are celebrating June being adopted shelter cat month.

And we've reduced adoption fees for cats through June 30th, now through June 30th.

So kittens have been reduced to $100.

Adult cats have been reduced young adult cats are $50 and adults in senior cats are 10

So these are they're both a year old.

So these are you know,

yes, they're young

young adults.

Okay.

All right, son They're beautiful cats and I hope they stay together.

All right.

Let's go to Donnie now as a shepherd mix Yeah, tell us about

Donnie He's a three-year-old shepherd mix who's

mostly brown and black with some white on his tiptoes.

He was transferred to DCHS last week from an overcrowded shelter in Texas.

He's a little nervous right now, especially with meeting new people, new dogs, and sometimes with different new places.

So he's looking for someone who's going to help work with him on its confidence.

But once he's comfortable, he's a leaner.

He likes to lean in for pets.

He's a big snuggler.

He can get a little over excited at times, which means he gets a little jumpy.

So we've been working with him on keeping all four paws on the ground, learning his manners, and also his leash skills, so he's not pulling as much.

So Donnie loves treats.

He loves plate five.

She loves his toys, but he's not a big fan of sharing.

So he's looking for a home without any children or other.

Okay, that's Donnie.

All right, three years old.

Okay.

And finally, Bobo.

Bobo.

Don't you just love that name?

Yeah.

He's 14.

He's a Maltese mix about 14.5 pounds.

Because he's older, he does have some poor vision and he doesn't always realize when people or even animals are there.

But when he realizes that you're in the room with him, if you call him by name, he's so excited to run to you with pets and attention.

He's been in a foster home, a couple of them, all he's been with us.

So he's met a cat and was just kind of like, okay, fine.

All right.

You're cuddling by me.

That's great.

And

then he

met another dog who is excited to play with him.

And he's like, yeah, I like you.

You're nice.

But

I

don't feel like he's more into like, I want to go explore my space.

And then I want to take Nance and get my pets in.

He's very cute.

He has a cute dog.

14 years old.

Yeah.

He's he's so easygoing.

All right.

Well, I just gorgeous pets, you know, I just hope somebody

you know, gives a home to these pets today.

So you have Whisper and Jack, the pair of cats, and then Donnie, the shepherd mix and Bobo, the senior dog, the Maltese mix.

And Lisa, what's the best way for folks to adopt a pet from Dane County Humane Society?

What's their next step?

So for Bobo, because he's in foster, you do have to call our adoption center to set up an appointment.

But

for Whisper and Jack and Donnie,

Just stop in when we're open.

Our adoption center opens at 2 o'clock today.

Ask to meet them and we'll tell you everything we know about them and let you meet them and see if they're right fit for your family.

Very good.

Lisa, if anybody wants more information, they can contact you.

Anything else we should mention here?

Any special events coming up or anything going on this summer you want to talk about?

We've got just less than a

minute.

I

guess not.

We

have dog training classes.

We have dog training classes that are opening the next session.

So

that's

big to build that bond with your pet.

It's a great time.

Excellent.

And when does that

begin?

Dog training classes.

Yes.

We offer different certified with certified dog trainers.

Okay.

So if you go to our website at giftshelter.org, look up dog training and you could sign up for different courses.

Lisa, thank you

so

much.

It's a variety of levels.

All right.

Lisa Bernard from DeDane County Humane Society.

We'll talk to you again in a couple of weeks.

Thanks, Lisa.

Thank you.

And we'll be back with more of John and Gordy in the morning in just a few minutes.

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