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It's time for the Roundup.
Get a roll high, cut them out, ride them in, cut them out, ride them in, roll high.
It's time for the Roundup and Henko is here, or Fatto.
Hey, that's always a nice treat to come in and get out of here.
You're a Fatto.
That's right.
How you doing?
Fatto would be a good thing, right?
Yeah.
Well, maybe more Henko than Fatto, you think?
Yeah.
I think usually.
Yeah.
So you behaving yourself?
Nope.
Nope.
Well, not really.
You have a good evening last night?
Yeah.
Play a little John Denver this morning.
Why is that?
Well, you know, never know.
What did you do now?
Nothing.
Contributing to the love bank.
I played one early on Monday morning too.
Are you planning Mac Davis today?
Mac Davis.
No.
I don't think I did.
Oh, yes.
A request.
Yeah.
A lot of good hits.
A lot of good hits.
A lot of good hits.
A lot of good hits.
I don't think one we should play for you is it's hard to be humble.
Yes.
Hey, here's the thing with it.
It's hard to be humble.
The reason I like that song is because the University of Arkansas, you know, they won
on Saturday.
Oh.
And they have a, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But anyway, they had the song.
It's hard to be humble.
They sing it after the game.
They do.
Yeah.
They only sung it like twice last year because that's how many wins they had at home.
Oh.
They sing it after a win.
Yes.
How?
Yes.
What do they sing after a loss?
Yeah.
There's probably no one left.
Room to spare.
Yeah.
And agony on me.
It's hard to be humble.
When you're perfect in every way, but one, but one.
Oh, well, anyway.
They is Hanko or Factor Fanko.
Hactor Fanko.
Hactor Fanko.
Hactor Fanko.
New day.
Uh huh.
Oh, yeah.
Were you able to come up with some little tidbits for us today?
Maybe.
Maybe.
What do you have in your Hanks glossary of stuff?
I mean, I roll back the, uh, there's my brain.
I got to pick it up.
I don't know.
Okay.
Back in 2022, Kaz Theas won a lawsuit against her parents for non-consensual birth.
Not getting her, not getting her consent to bring her into the world.
Winning $5,000 a month and damages for the rest of her life.
That's got to be true.
No, it's not.
You know, you weren't born yesterday, Phil.
But, but here's the thing that actually did happen.
There was a lawsuit for that.
Well, that's what I thought.
Yeah, but she didn't win.
She didn't win.
So that was the, the Hanko.
She did win.
She did not win.
Wow.
How can you do that?
Wow.
There's always an angle.
You didn't get my information to be born.
I'm sorry.
There's always an angle.
Yeah.
It's sad.
Yeah.
It is so sad.
Sad but true.
Sad.
Anyway.
You, Tom and you developed a method to derive vanilla flavoring and scent from cow poop.
What?
I went long and hard for these, buddy.
You must have.
That one is way out there.
It can't be true.
It is true.
Oh, this is a fact about you.
You guessed it.
Crampola.
I'm swinging mist in the first two days.
What?
Wow.
Well, can you play?
It may be some more Mac, baby.
Maybe, maybe.
Yeah.
All right.
Laughter does not exist in all cultures.
Is that Hanko or true?
I would say that might be true.
Nope.
That's a bunch of Hanko.
Laughter, like crying and screaming, is universal.
Maybe who laughs last, laughs longest.
It's a universal thing.
Some laugh more than others.
Correct.
Laughter is the best medicine, right?
And everybody's sense of humor is different as well.
Were you and I might stoop very low and think something's funny.
I have a sign in my office that says don't be offended, but my sense of humor may offend you.
That's right.
All right.
Before she became famous, Wippy Goldberg worked as a mortuary beautician.
I think that's true.
Doing hair and makeup for dead people.
That's true.
It is true.
Yeah, I think I read that before.
You can't make this stuff up, Phil.
No, no, that one's more legit.
There are a lot of famous folks that were hairdressers before the famous.
Yeah.
Maybe that's a problem.
Maybe, maybe.
All right.
Should we get a hairdresser?
You're over three here.
Over four.
I'm shooting these over my head.
The curly, kneel, curly, no metal arc lemon.
Metal arc film.
Metal arc film from half-court.
Here we go.
And the shot.
And no.
One, two, three, four.
Yeah, there's four or five over there, Phil.
I've been swinging and missing on the air with these factor hankos and missing the waistbone.
I might as well.
All right.
All right.
Scientists study in the experience of looking at it familiar word until it seems strange,
have named this phenomenon, Jamaica's Wu.
Well, I'm swinging and missing today.
I'm going to say that's true.
It is true.
All right.
Strongly familiar.
Have you ever looked at a word so for so long and you just, and you think it's different?
Oh, spelling.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
And you know, we have spell check now.
But I've done that before.
I'll look at a word and it's, it could be a simple word.
Yes.
Boy, it just doesn't look right.
Yes.
But it is.
It is right.
Oh, nope.
Behind the, behind the board.
That was left handed.
You're doing a lot.
The waist mask is not close enough to the wall.
It should have baked.
You got two backboards though.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
That's in the corner.
Well, anyway.
All right.
Last one here.
Last one.
Last one.
The animals most often mentioned in children's books.
All right.
Let me, let me rephrase that.
Are often mentioned in children's literature.
Are rabbits, pigs, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, wolves, foxes, and bears.
Mm-hmm.
Those are the main ones.
Okay.
I'm going to say that's true.
It is.
It is true.
Oh, rats.
They are hogging the lion's share of attention.
Oh.
That's a lot of fact.
It is.
It can't go today.
It is.
You're open for three and then you want like four for three.
Four.
Let's see if I can make this final basket.
Let's see here.
And go down town.
That's right.
Yeah.
Off the rim.
Roll around.
Roll around the rim.
Back the backboard to end.
Nice job, buddy.
Final score tonight.
North Crawford 72.
I think it too.
Go Phil.
Back in the day.
Yeah.
Back in the day.
Finally scored one.
Yeah.
They all cheer for you when you score.
Yeah, they probably did.
They weren't even playing defense.
You know, it's tough to, you know.
It's really.
There's a lot of pressure when they just back off and just let you, you know, go ahead and
try to lay out.
It's tough on you.
That is.
But it's really, really tough on you.
Nonetheless.
Have a great day there, brother.
Well, I'm trying to find something funny before we go.
I've had me, you've already taken care of a lot of that, but what do you have?
Well, I'm sorry, Siri, but if you wanted my phone to talk to me, I wouldn't answer my call.
Okay.
There you go.
All right, man.
I hope you have a great day.
Should be a great day.
All right.
And enjoy the County Fair.
Absolutely.
Richland County Fair.
Really getting underway today.
You know, getting everything in place and everything.
And we're really looking forward to that.
We'll have some 4-H kids making their radio debuts.
Yeah.
So have fun with that.
All right.
Thank you to all our Richland County Fair sponsors.
Very thank you very much.
