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It's The Roundup with Phil and Hank.
Is Hank full of Hanko? Let's find out now!
Hey, there he is!
Hey, buddy, how's getting over your hearty's, hearty's meal last night?
Oh, yeah, it was good, yeah.
Hearty's once a week, now the last couple of weeks, yeah.
Yeah, I cut down, you know that.
Yeah, you did cut down, so, you know, and I gotta give you credit.
Instead of getting the double frisco this time, you got two single frisco.
Wait a cut down, Hank, I mean, you gotta do it, little by little.
I'm trying, buddy. Yeah, I know, I'm trying.
You're trying, right? Anyway, I had a good day yesterday.
Yes, we did, I mean, working hard all the way, yeah, all the way to a Blair Taylor.
Yes, enjoyed watching basketball in the Thailand, and you know,
Pitzville getting the win. Pitzville's a pretty good ball club.
They are. No, not putting anybody down, but Pitzville's a really good ball club.
Yeah, they were, they were good clubs, and they hit the ball.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, and they'll represent well at state.
Congratulations to Phenomore, you know, making it on to state.
Yeah, they beat Westby last night.
Mm-hmm, full of games.
And then Readsburg, right?
Readsburg's going to state baseball.
And I just got off the phone with Brad Lewis,
coach of the Ethica Bulldogs, and they're preparing for state,
which is tomorrow morning at nine.
And I do, I was not aware of this, but I just found out there will be a community
send-off this morning, around 1045, somewhere in the Ethica,
but a lot of the youth players mostly saw,
while some baseball youth, they made all kinds of signs.
So Ethica's really good for them.
Decorated up. That is awesome.
The big send-off, and good luck to those girls.
Yep, they'll play Belmont tomorrow morning.
So it's just to another two local teams that are in the state.
Yeah, that's crazy. Not too far away.
And you know, whatever happens happens,
you know, the forecast all weeks been preaching,
showers and thunderstorms, and who knows, I'm guessing.
It's supposed to shower tonight.
Yeah, it's supposed to.
I mean, we'll see.
You just have to prepare for nine o'clock game.
And if you and I have to sleep in the car all day, like last time.
We've done that before, Phil.
This time, you know, we're going to, we're going to go find a place to stay.
All right.
Only the best, you know, I've got, in fact,
I'm going to stop at town and country,
see if they've got a refrigerator box that we can take along with us.
We got a place to stay.
So yeah, only the best.
But, you know, we stayed in the parking lot of what was that golden crowd last time.
Was it, was that where it was?
I thought it was pretty close.
I thought it was the pawn America.
Maybe it was.
They were real close together.
Oh, yeah, that was we slept for like six hours.
A boring rain delay.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, anyway, we had some correspondence yesterday.
From some folks that said they were listening to the broadcast
and listening about getting skunked on the quiz.
Figure they would send a photo of their dog
with one of the smelliest cats he has ever come across.
He thought, if you and Hank had some extra time in your hands,
you really needed to come out and smell this cat.
I'm good.
Oh, there it is.
It looks like a cute little poll cat or whatever it comes.
It looks like a little.
It's kind of dressed up as a skunk.
I think it is dressed up as a skunk.
Maybe it is a skunk.
I don't know.
It's a skunk.
It could be, remember the cartoon, though,
Peppie LaPueh, when he would chase the kitty.
She accidentally would always get a white
straight painted down her back.
And then he would think it was a female skunk.
It could be.
Yeah.
So anyway, I had a good time yesterday.
We did have a good time yesterday.
I actually got back kind of early for what we,
yeah, usually from Blair Taylor's home.
Right.
About three hours early from the last time I was at Blair Taylor's.
Yeah.
Well, we got done earlier.
Well, we, oh yeah.
Well, those games just popped.
They do.
They do at that level.
They fly along and they don't let them lolly gag in between doing.
So that's another one of my things for you and your own pie is like,
get them in.
Get them out.
Get them through.
Throw three pitches.
You're ready.
Go.
But a lot of times they don't always do that.
They don't.
They do at the sectional level.
What's your plans tonight, buddy?
What's the plan for tonight?
Oh, you got a nice sun.
Sun's spirit.
You got a nice little sunscreen under our sunburner.
Got a little bit on my nose.
This is on your forehead.
Yeah, you got a little bit on your nose there too.
Uh-huh.
So, uh, wasn't from drinking too many, uh,
pops at a hearty.
I don't think.
Well, we tested out the meat yesterday from, uh,
wear Taylor.
Yeah, they have good concessions, don't they?
Wherever, wherever else we went.
Really good stuff.
Right.
Oh, well, yes.
But looking forward to the rest of the week.
And of course, the rodeo this weekend too.
And did you didn't tell anybody about the gas problem we had yesterday?
Well, you,
and it wasn't after a hearty's either.
It was, uh,
Oh, it was after hearties.
Well, it was, but it wasn't that kind of gas.
It was, uh,
Oh, yeah, it was actually gas for the truck.
Hank trying to go as far as he could.
And, uh, we're out in the middle of nowhere.
I mean, we were in a place where there were a lot more
buggies than there were cars.
County V.
And, uh, it's under construction.
And I'll tell you what, on the way up,
how can a guy sleep with that kind of a...
I'm sorry.
It was, you know,
my head was bumping against the glass on the side of the car.
But nonetheless, um,
yes, we're out in the middle there.
And, and, and, and Hank's like,
yeah, I've been got a low fuel light.
We had a low fuel light before hearties.
I said, how long?
Well, I don't know quite a while.
I'd rather go.
How, how much do you have?
I don't know.
So he pushes the thing.
Where's the nearest gas station?
And it was Hillsboro.
And it was like 16 miles.
Are we going to make it?
We probably coasted in there.
I think we did.
But what did I say?
22 gallon.
You put 22 plus in.
Yeah, 22 or something.
It's a 21 and a half.
It's a 20 gallon tank.
I thought it was 22 gallon tank.
Maybe it was, but it was,
yeah, I used everything I had.
Everything you had, yeah.
That's amazing.
And then you disappeared when it was time to pay.
I don't understand that.
Huh.
No, I had to see it.
It's a tough life, Phil.
Yeah, it is.
So it's a tough life, so I'm glad we made it.
Because I know we'd had to call Tim Feed.
Maybe to get us a candy house.
You think he would have?
Oh, yeah, he'd have probably done it.
He would have.
I've discovered a new sport.
Real I didn't know.
You ever heard of ferret lagging?
No.
Something with ferrets around your leg.
Here it is.
The absurd sport of ferret lagging is a yet another
wonderful contribution from England.
The first known ferret lagging competition was held in the 1970s.
And while the sport is quite entertaining for spectators,
it's more of a test for endurance for the participants.
Competitors tie their pants around their ankles
and insert ferrets into their pants.
Into their pants.
To see who can last along with that,
allowing the ferrets to escape or suffer serious injury.
Understanding bites and scratches are common in this sport.
And the competitors have become a true test of pain tolerance and brithering.
Ferret lagging.
Ferret lagging.
Oh, man.
You know they'd be biting and scratching and clawing.
Man, I don't even want to get close to one.
No, no, put it down my pants.
You can't get deep.
You don't want those as a pet when they come out.
Oh, I bet they're going to be mad when they come out of your pants.
Yeah.
Oh, hang.
Well, don't try this at home.
Ferret lagging.
Was it stuck or hang gone?
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, I got that from learning a lot while you're on the seat of the pot.
Simply book you want.
Latest book red.
Learn a lot while you sit on the pot.
Oh, hey, you know what?
It's a tough life.
It is.
Well, at least you're reading.
You know, it's a good summer project for you.
I can't even see my card in actual
material.
All right, factor, Hanco, before we have to go here.
All right, members of the Amish community do not use
computer or smartphone technology.
I think that's false.
It is.
It's much of Hanco.
Some members of the Amish community use technology, but always in a low
key way out of respect for their community.
This is an archive by keeping smartphone
achieved by keeping smartphones and computers
used out of sight as much as possible and discussing technology,
only if necessary out of sight out of mind.
Yeah, well, they run a lot of businesses too.
I'll probably have to.
Until 1956, French children attending school
were served wine on their lunch breaks.
Oh, that's true.
Got to be if it is.
In 1956, Drinking Alcohol was banned in French schools,
though the ban only applied to children under 14.
Alcoholic beverages were totally banned from schools in 1991.
So they're afternoon naps, where?
Easy.
The diameter of Australia is wider than the moon.
That's true.
It is true.
Yeah, it is very true.
Beer is mostly water.
So the type of water used to make it, to make it,
can make a big difference in the taste?
Well, I'm guessing that's true.
It is true.
Virgin spring waters of lacrosse.
What was that other, they used to turn the
croisening, it's croisened.
Something like that.
Beer happens to be our word, our scionny word, to text in.
This is not true, by the way.
Hey, male orb weaver spiders, you get this?
Okay.
Male orb weaver spiders give back rubs to their mates,
so they don't get eaten.
Well, that's gotta be true.
Yeah, that's true.
And that's crazy.
It's not there today.
I know.
Theo, an eight-year-old Siamese cat living in England,
stole money left out by neighbor for the milkman.
True, anko effecto.
Oh, that's gotta be true.
It is, previously the klepto cat had stolen countless small items,
but this time it was cash, sticky paws.
Sticky paws.
So, oh, well.
Well, that's another addition of fact or hate.
Yeah, one more here, buddy.
All right.
And organ, it's illegal to go hunting in the cemetery.
Oh, wow.
It's gotta be true, right?
Why would you have to put a law in like that,
but respect the dead?
No deer season on tombstones this year, so.
Well, the deer have to know that if they go to the cemetery,
they're safe then.
Yeah, you know, you hope.
Yeah, all right.
I'm gonna go try some ferret legging
and see if we can get a WRCO team in the ferret legging competition.
I'll have to learn the rules so I can broadcast.
You just run that.
You just gotta keep them in the pants longer than everybody else.
I see.
Don't worry about the blood coming out of you.
You have to run.
You can't hurt, you can't hurt the ferret.
I know, but I thought you had to run too.
I don't know if you have to run or not.
I wouldn't want to do anything.
Just stand there.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
And then it's the longest one who stands up.
You can win this one though.
You're the first place in ferret legging on the WRCO team.
Oh boy.
Have a good day of the kind.
I think.
