Hit and Run Headlines - 2-24-2026

You know, the Northeast was hit with two feet of snow.

It breaks the previous record for powdery white accumulation set by RFK Junior's toilet seat.

I don't know if you've heard.

A sewage spill filled the Potomac River with E. Coli, antibiotic resistant MRSA, and everything else you find in your burrito from Chipotle.

Interest in travel to Puerto Rico is up 245% since Bad Bunny's halftime show.

Plus, people want to visit an island that won't land them on a list.

Paleontologists have developed a technique that more accurately dates dinosaur fossils.

Of course, when it comes to dating fossils, no one beats Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends, right?

Right, Leo?

A fentanyl vaccine is in the works to make sure it's distributed to the right people.

It will only be available at Walmart.

That's right.

That's right.

For the first time, Amazon has surpassed Walmart in retail sales.

However, Walmart still has a big lead when it comes to bathroom meth labs and shopping in your underpants.

Snoop Dogg's credit card was declined while at dinner in Milan.

Ironically, it was because his balance was too high,

man.

The Backstreet Boys are adding dates at the Las Vegas Sphere.

With the Eagles residency ending, the venue wants to bring in an older audience.

William the Shat-Shatner is releasing a metal album at age 94.

It's part of his mission to old-ly go where no man has gone before.

Did you know, did you know two in five people admit they have broken down in tears at their jobs?

I admit that I have been a tears soaked employee like when when no one noticed my new bangs.

Terrible when my paycheck gross of ten chicken nuggets, nets only six nuggets after

taxes.

Or I get to get to work in the morning and all the K-cups are decaf.

Yeah, and fighting out a Mike's lunch post it wasn't enough to protect my leftover stir-fry in the break room fridge.

Quiet my eyes out.

All right,

that's all I got.