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Hit and Run Headlines for Monday February 16
The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Mon Feb 16, 2026
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Department?
Hit and run headlines.
Wendy's is closing hundreds of restaurants.
Ironically, it's because their sales have been a little frosty.
If all of them close, we'll have to get another little old lady to find out where the beef is
Today is Ice Tea's birthday, and of all the rappers with ice in their name, he's easily in my top 100?
I
I don't know crap.
Chinese AI created a video of a fight between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
Seriously, Chinese AI created this fight.
It's so realistic that Brad suddenly leaves Tom to fight with Angelina Jolie.
You know, Dolly Parton once revealed she had a lifelong crush on Mick Jagger.
It took her so long to get it off her chest because, well, it was
FCC investigated bad bunnies.
Super Bowl halftime show for indecency.
They should do the same with the Patriots offense.
That was very
wasn't very offensive.
That was the problem.
There's a curling controversy at the Winter Olympics.
A team was caught using a Swiffer damn thing.
You know there's a condom shortage at the Winter Olympics?
And you thought swimming was a summer
Chris Paul announced his retirement from pro basketball.
Well, technically he signed with the Sacramento Kings, same thing.
And finally, the NASCAR season kicked off with yesterday's Daytona 500.
Or as the average NASCAR fan calls it, the Daytona can't count that high.
Just kidding, NASCAR fans.
Half kidding.
That's all I got.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments, furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually
enjoying where you live Union station apartments now leasing from Four Lakes properties
wait we have a washer and dryer in the apartment