Hit and Runs with Birthday Boy Amadeus

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The winter storm, man, I'll tell you what, it's cold and it's been snowing in a whole lot of places.

It's caused massive power outages along a wide stretch of the south.

And you know it's bad when rednecks are wearing turtlenecks.

I think I heard Amadeus in there somewhere.

Cops in Alabama seized 80 gallons of moonshine during a traffic stop.

Or, as that's called in Alabama, a traffic stop.

TikTok is now officially owned by U.S.

businesses.

But I learned that on TikTok, so it's probably not even true.

71% of Americans think the country is spinning out of control.

That number jumps to 100% when they're asked about the Beckams.

I don't think even Mozart knows who the Beckams are.

I don't think you even know, do you?

He's shaking his head.

Louisiana has been ranked as America's least healthy state.

Probably because it has the most delicious

food.

You can now buy Crocs shaped like Lego pieces.

Hey Crocs, you know, and they only cost your dignity.

An

Amazon warehouse in the UK was hit by a tuberculosis outbreak.

Nobody can eat.

Not because they're sick, because British food is that bad.

So you know the actor who played Biff in Back to the Future won't call fans butt head anymore.

Yeah, whatever dude, just hand me my ice latte, okay,

Biff?

Motley Crue announced an extended break after their current tour.

Thank goodness, I'm tired of being shouted at, responded the devil.

Cindy

Sweeney, legal trouble for hanging her bras off the Hollywood sign.

All post bail, all post bail responded, every guy ever.

And finally, finally, Wolfgang, Guy Fieri got rid of his goatee and frosted hair.

You know, if it wasn't for the faint stench of chicken figures, he would be totally unrecognizable.

There you go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, and that's all I

got.