Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Hey,
Long John Silver's got a new logo.
And here's what I don't get.
It's an old retina in overalls leaning on a barrel.
According to a survey, nearly 70% of Americans think the economy is on the wrong track.
The other 30% were too busy getting tackled by ICE agents to even answer.
The FDA says, Hello Fresh Meals May Contain Listeria Contaminated Spinach.
So if you eat them, your bathroom will become Hello Not So Fresh.
A restaurant in Spain has an $11,000 cheeseburger.
Wow, a burger that costs my annual income.
Yeah, 11 grand.
Yeah, I wish I made that much.
Jeez.
All right.
Today is International Beer and Pizza Day, or as it's known here in America, a day.
Do we do that every day?
George Clooney is worried about raising kids in Hollywood.
You know, Tom Cruise worried as well, so he just chose not to raise them.
A sequel to my best friend's wedding is in the works.
Julia Roberts will return as will who's that guy Dylan McDermott Mulroney.
John Lennon, born on this day in 1940.
You know, I wondered what he'd say if he were here today.
My guess is it wouldn't be great song,
Sure as Ronan will play Linda McCartney in the upcoming Paul McCartney biopic, the first step, six weeks of intensive training on the tambourine.
So I was telling you about that fight over a NASCAR t-shirt at a North Carolina family dollar ended with a woman pulling a gun and holding it to a teenage girl's head.
Well, authorities are still trying to figure out how Florida go all the way up to North Carolina.
They don't know.
They don't know.
And you know what?
I think that's gonna do it.
That's all I
got.
all the Wi-Fi!
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?