From Calf To Cow Educational Filmstrip

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

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Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Apartments?

It will then be left with Mamakau until she is drier than the Sahara, and our little friend has grown stronger.

At this point, the calf will join his friends at a place called...

But cafeteria, this will be where the calves will learn to eat right.

So they grow up to provide us with meat, milk, and material for them.

We're good.

We're going.

We're going.

We're going.

The cafeteria will also provide the calves with a buffet of hay, silage, water, and what's a buffet for calves without a variety of butter, butter, peanut butter, sandwich cookies.

Once the calves have eaten, it's time to run off some of that energy.

at recess, running, play-fighting, swinging, or perhaps grabbing the old cow hide to play a friendly game of Slaughter the Quarter... Oh, sorry.

Ha ha ha.

Cream the Quarterback.

Cream the Quarterback.

Anyway, speaking of Slaughter, of Sloth... Slaughter, of Slaughter, now comes the toughest aspect of their little lives, as we ask the question, who will be the...

From what I hear, they'll draw names of the calves who may end up being my next order of veal parmesan.

Heifer Locklear, come on down!

Rump Chuck Norris, come on down!

Rump Roast Tardashian, come on

down!

Rump Roast Tardashian, oh, yep, yep, her sure.

Jeffrey Holstein, come on down!

Jeffrey Bullstein, interesting.

Before he's starting over, he's checking his desk.

It's a list with the names of some very important bulls.

The dairy farmers are chasing after Jeffrey Bullstein.

They want that list for some reason.

Oh, no.

Jeffrey eats the list.

It appears the dairy farmers are upset.

Do not fear, dairy farmers.

What goes in must come out.

All they have to do is put a 24-

and watch on Jeffrey Holstein, and not leave him alone for one second, at least until that list passes.

And

our final cap for this afternoon, Juan Holstein, come on down!

And apparently Juan is handing a dairy farmer a note.

It says, Dear farmer, please excuse Juan from becoming veal.

Yes, his last name is Holstein, but that's his adopted name.

I assure you, he's 100% sweat hog, signed Holstein's mother.

And it seems who have worked.

Juan is heading for the door.

And out he goes.

From here, some calves go for veal while the others go outside.

Some milking, others growing into big cows and bulls.

Until one day, they find themselves in a big scary building.

And I think we all know what happens here.

We'll just get out of these men's way.

It has not to get

hurt.

How's it?

Quiet!

All right, I hear one momo out of any of you.

And I swear I'm dead.

All right, light them up, boys!

Move over, sharks.

Move over, Nellis.

It's Cal-wee.

I'm gonna miss Mr. K.O.K.Z.

Iowa's classic hits.

Who used all the wifi?

apartment life, bad wi-fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?