Today is National Corn On The Cob Day.
You know, only 6% of people don't like corn on the cob.
And I gotta assume one of them is Michael Strahan.
There's a new STI test that can detect infections like gonorrhea in just five minutes.
All you have to do is answer the question, have you slept with Jared Leto?
Half of workers say their boss doesn't truly understand them.
Although in my boss's defense, have you heard my morning show?
A Kentucky man was arrested for releasing a raccoon in a business.
Now fortunately, it was a Wendy's, so they turned it into another Baconator.
Chipotle has launched a new sauce called Adobo
Ranch.
Say it, Mr. Waters.
What are you doing breaking in a new tone?
Yeah, yeah, watch it Freeman.
It combines adobo pepper, sour cream, E. coli, and salmonella.
Harry and Meghan took their kids to Disneyland.
Some of the rides weren't working, just like mommy and daddy.
Canadian wildfire smoke spread across the globe.
The last time something this white and toxic took over the world, it was Justin Bieber.
And finally, a Pennsylvania town launched a pothole filling program, unfortunately named Fill My Hole.
I suppose if they really want to take it in that direction, it's our duty as mature adults to come up with some better choices for them to choose from.
So Morgan Freeman wanted to assist.
So Morgan, you've come up with a list, right?
I have, Mr. Waters.
I have.
Here are the top four better names for a pothole repair program than Phil Myho.
Number four.
Hold
on.
Wait a minute, Morgan.
Four?
I thought we were going to
do five.
I had five, but one was too profane.
Really?
What was it?
Stuff my dirty
crap.
Okay, Morgan.
Okay.
Hey, I get the point.
Now you see how much time you've wasted.
Yeah, you're right.
We'll have to do this later.
Okay, that's all we got
for now.