The Full Wanda Memorial Wkend Edition

Hey!

Hey, it's

Mike Waters.

How are you?

Thank you for listening to my Wanda Wanda podcast.

Wanda goes fully Wanda.

And I know some people say I'm making fun of her.

I'm not.

If you listen to me with any caller, I kind of play stupid sometimes.

I, you know, I give everybody some crap and Wanda is no different.

Wanda, I treat Wanda no differently than anyone else.

I love Wanda.

I think she's great.

I love her on the show and most people do too.

So I just wanted to make sure

you knew that I wasn't making fun of this human being she likes to call me she calls me all the time and she knows she's on the radio and she knows I do this as well so and she's she's all cool with it I don't do anything to make fun of someone I love people who are weird and a little different like myself just so we can keep that clear all right

But anyway, with that, here is the randomness of Wanda from this past

week.

You should play something like Admiral Halsey or

something.

Admiral Halsey, I think that's a good one.

Good choices, as a matter of fact.

It's not supposed to rain.

It better not rain.

I gotta go, you go to graze and put flowers on them in honor to honor those people.

That's what you do.

And

if you can- That's what- I have to go get flowers.

Yeah, flowers would be a-

a good- I'm gonna be born in Minneapolis tomorrow.

I'll stay in the rain.

All

day in the

rain.

What are you gonna do all day?

That's not good.

What?

It's not good.

I have to

drive up there.

Well, I-

I wouldn't recommend walking.

Well, to the start of my life, I have a nonreformable ticket.

Oh, hell.

And it runs for all in the rain, yeah, really.

Yeah, no kidding.

I'm not wearing winter clothes.

Right,

right.

But I have to drive in it.

The things are inside.

But I'm walking

from the car and who knows how far you'll be in the parking lot away from the door This is the kind

of stuff.

I know.

Yeah,

and I don't think you can take out the raincoat

Well, you could I

don't think you can take out umbrellas into a venue at all.

Yeah, I don't know

People can hit with those.

Yeah, I don't know.

Whatever happened to the ice capades,

Wanda Wanda?

They don't have ice capades.

These people are the gold medal winners that just won Worlds.

Champions.

Well then who are the icecapades?

Who knows?

They're dead.

They're

dead, okay.

And you know, Andamwanda, my only fear about the sun blowing up and the world starting all over, my big worry is having to sit through the icecapades again.

Please don't let that happen.

I like ice skating.

I don't like people that don't like ice skating.

So if I didn't like ice skating, you wouldn't like me.

Problem.

Wow, you're

skating on thin ice is what you're doing,

Wanda.

You're skating on thin ice.

Geez.

Yeah.

You're like the ice crappades.

They're great.

They practice and practice and they're going to be in the Olympics too.

Yeah?

Well, Stars on Ice.

You know, I prefer Stars on 45, but I don't mind ice skating.

Scott

Hamilton is part

of it.

Scott Hamilton.

Wasn't that a musical about a rapping president?

No, no.

They do all kinds of stuff.

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