Hey, how you doing?
It's Mike Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call, Wandom Wednesday, and I got another call from, guess who?
That's right, Wandom Wanda, of course.
She's got a call every Wandom Wednesday, or what's the point, right?
So we were talking today about the fact that it's four days away from Mother's Day, and it was also National Tourism Day, so I thought let's
Let's put them together.
Like say, if somebody's mother has not ever been to Iowa and was coming this weekend for Mother's Day, what would be the first place?
Where would be the first place you would suggest which would be a great place to take mom on Mother's Day?
So she starts out with that and then just you know how it goes.
It just kind of goes on and different things, swimming and necklaces and
Let's try and follow along with Wandom Wanda.
It's a fun little game we play every
week.
Welcome to a man of colonies at the Ockelton.
Never heard of it.
What you said, you're right by there.
That's the best place.
Yeah, I know,
I'm kidding.
Or the Grotto in West Bend.
The West Bend Grotto, that's the one I was trying to think earlier.
So what's great
about the West Bend Grotto?
There's only one grotto that I know in Iowa.
Okay.
And it's near Lorenzo and Pocahontas.
Yeah.
And there's a statue of Pocahontas.
Is there a big statue of Elvis there?
No.
Cause didn't he sing a song in the grotto?
Oh.
Yeah.
It's, it's, I kind of heart stone necklace.
Still, did I have?
How did
we get to this?
So a long time ago, it went a bit because my neck grew.
That happens
when your neck grows.
It's always good to save the necklace until you're full grown, and then you don't break
the necklace.
But then you have to get a different one.
You have to get a larger
necklace.
Yeah, there you
go.
That's
the idea.
I switch necklaces.
I can't get them fast, and I have to put them on the day before I go to bed.
You should also... No,
why not?
Yeah.
And this is the pool?
Is this the pool, people?
Well,
you know what you should do?
You should get an instructor who can do the swimming thing, but also can teach underwater pickleball.
Cuz I would
like to learn pickleball under water Well, that's why he's saying
underwater pickleball, you
think?
Well, there is always that risk you could put on one of those things that divers wear, you know the big bubble
hats Think about it
But you got the top of that ceiling wet.
I got out of the pool when they were doing that because I didn't want to get all wet.
You got out of the pool so you wouldn't get all wet.
Okay, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna roll with you on that.
I wear glasses so I can see you in there.
Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt you, Wanda.
Wanda, I gotta get something done real quick.
I'll be right back.
I just need to put you on hold for a minute.
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