Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
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Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
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Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Well,
hello there.
It's Mike Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call and quite the Wandom Wednesday this morning.
You know, I always enjoy getting calls from Wandom Wanda.
I never know where she's going to be going.
It's like Wandom Wandering with Wandom Wanda on Wandom Wednesdays.
So I thought what I would do, because I know you've heard some calls with her before, but I've never done an unedited
Wandom Wanda call.
And I have to say, it is to radio show phone calls, what Martin Scorsese's The Irishman is to movies, and what Adrian Brody's Oscar speech was to Oscar speeches, it's really long.
And I pretty much just let her go, so please enjoy a full, unedited phone call from Wandom Wanda.
All I said was, hello, and there she goes.
I've been having a terrible time since.
your radio went off, and then people kept bothering me.
I'm not even up and downstairs yet.
I kind of get ready for a class that I didn't get to go to on Monday, because I had a biopsy that was, it turned out the doctor called me Monday, and it was non-cancerous.
Get ready to go, because people are interrupting me.
I got this cable, people coming, unhooked our cable or something, because we changed companies.
Yeah.
Because we went to, and they're not supposed to do that.
We were all paid up.
and we changed companies, because they're more expensive.
Right.
And put it in my name, and then they've got to call me at six o'clock in the morning, which is unreal.
You don't call me when I'm trying to get ready for my class.
Didn't they know you were getting ready for your class?
They should have.
I told them I didn't want to make it till after.
And they're not coming up three, so they need to stop it.
Then I couldn't get my voicemail.
No.
The call was coming on and it finally came off and I had to call US Cellular about it and they couldn't do anything either.
Sheesh.
They said they'd have somebody call me.
I said, I can't do that right now.
I'm already five minutes, you know, it's almost 7.30.
Good night.
And I got this, I got this instructor's leaving on Friday and I didn't get to see her.
Monday and she doesn't teach on Wednesday show just said that we're supposed to be having but That's just upsetting.
Do you know do you know what today is today is National Stress Awareness Day?
Wanda
Mwanda.
Yeah, I think so people
so
this guy comes in this hat that looks like Davey Crockett.
Oh the Coonskin
cap.
It was silly.
Now who's, Wandomwanna, who's wearing this hat?
The Cable
Guy!
Really wearing a Coonskin cap, huh?
That's
odd.
Yeah, something like it.
I thought it was his hair at first.
Okay, well that would have been extra freakish.
Who knows?
Yeah, I don't know either.
And I, I have to put heat, heat on my wrist and arm, under my arm, and that didn't help matters.
It just,
yeah,
it just keeps
going, doesn't it?
It's an endless string.
I know!
It's horrible.
I can't take that.
And then I lost my earring from a week ago, and it was just under the bed.
Oh, it's always
in the easiest place.
I was glad I looked there before I had to take stuff off the dresser and rearrange that.
Well, you know, Wanda
Wanda, if you had done it on the floor and under the dresser.
It's hard to get under the dresser.
Oh, I'm sure.
But I'll tell you when.
The
bed is locked.
And my knees don't work.
I had to kneel down to look under the bed, and it was right there.
And I lost it a week ago.
If they were diamonds, that's the way you look for those, because you always kneel for diamonds.
They call it kneel diamonding.
Oh, well, I put my... I don't want to drop one pair of...
real diamond earrings and they're in the box they came in because I don't want to lose those.
Don't lose those.
I've got some fine jewelry and I've got some fashion, a lot of fashion jewelry and some fine jewelry like I've got real freshwater pearls and stuff and I've got amethyst and I got some diamonds.
My dad gave me diamonds.
I don't wear those very much anymore.
He gave me sapphires.
And I got an opal ring.
And an opal stick pin.
I'm
writing these
down.
I'm writing to get
them appraised.
And the amethyst.
I didn't like my first stone.
So I got a set of amethyst.
Not even at the same place.
They look like they all match.
Okay.
Well, that's good.
It's like an open heart with a heart-shaped amethyst in the middle, and they're posterior rings and a necklace and a bracelet with ten point diamonds on it.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Okay.
I don't wear those in the pool at
all.
No, don't wear them in the pool.
You know, I always forget to write down everything you say when you switch topics, especially for Wandom Wednesday.
I'm
gonna have
to listen to this back and try and map out all the
things we've gone through here.
I may be back up here before eight, but then I don't get ready on time.
And I have to be there and I'm sharp.
Okay, I gotcha.
Well, Wanda Wanda, I
wish you
luck.
I wish you luck.
I have to go.
But I wish you luck.
And I put my jewelry on ahead of time because I can't get the clasp on the necklace.
What do you
put on?
Do you
put on the fine
jewelry?
The amethyst?
The diamonds?
Or
you put on some?
No, I have a solid gold 24 karat gold.
Choker that I wear.
Oh, that's cool.
And then I got some Easter jewelry that's not... There's some pearls, but I don't think they're real.
I've got a Cadbury egg around my neck.
That's my Easter jewelry.
You've got to try the Reese's egg.
Around your
neck?
Okay.
It's filled with Reese's peanut butter cup in the center.
It's kind of hard to soften, but you bite into it.
I don't like cabarets.
They're too rich.
And then there's an oil egg.
You have to look at certain walnuts.
Okay.
It's got chocolate on outside and oil cream filling in the middle.
Gotcha.
I gotcha.
Okay, Wanda
Wanda.
It's been fun.
Like the red chocolate.
Nido Torpedo.
Well, Wanda Wanda, like I was saying five minutes ago, I have to go, but I wish
you luck with everything.
Hopefully, I'll get up finally.
Okay, get up,
Wanda Wanda, and go.
My computer's been down.
They need to get over here.
Right, okay.
I'll call them.
I'll call them next, okay?
Thank you, Wanda
Wanda.
No, okay.
My turn now.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to
10.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?