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HIT AND RUN HEADLINES 1-29-2025

The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Wed Jan 29, 2025

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

mean, it's so expensive that smugglers in Columbia are now masking coffee shipments with cocaine.

That's right, cocaine.

Today is the first day of the Chinese New Year, just in case you weren't or were keeping track.

So just remember, stop writing the Year of the Dragon on your

checks.

Vintage guns and roses t-shirts sell for an average of 188 bucks.

But only because eBay doesn't have a smell it before you buy it policy.

So maybe they should.

Tom Selleck turns 80 today.

And I wouldn't be surprised if his mustache is at least 75.

SUV owned

By Brown's quarterback, James Winston was stolen in a Cleveland suburb.

It's the first time Winston had something taken from him that didn't result in a pick six.

Did you hear about that 65-year-old guy in Pittsburgh injured on Monday when a toilet at City Hall exploded?

So again, I know I say this all the time, I sound like a broken record, but kids, don't do drugs, don't do alcohol, and do not mix Miralax and Chipotle.

Please.

Please, kids.

Thank you in advance.

Okay, I was reading about the sweethearts, those little heart candies with the messages.

The sweethearts says now that they're marry me candy hearts.

are legally binding this Valentine's Day.

But if you really respect your spouse, partner, or booty call, skip the sweets, go for honesty this

Valentine's

Day.

Like, give her a heart that said, only thing left at CVS.

Or, too cheap for flowers.

Maybe, I love the dog more.

What about this one?

Your wife would love this.

Don't actually eat this, tubby.

Yeah.

I found this on the street, or if one of those sweetheart messages was, please stop asking me how my day went.

Can't afford jewelry.

Although Mrs. Waters knows that I cannot afford jewelry.

No message is needed.

I was close.