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I think
that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a
good one.
Ozzy Osbourne, I'm coming home.
Probably Mama, I'm coming home.
Mama, I'm coming home, yeah.
Yes, we got a couple of coming homes, like Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue, and now Mama, I'm coming home.
And John Denver, West Virginia one.
Country roads, I'm coming home.
Country roads,
yeah.
Country roads, take me home to the place that I
belong.
That's good,
that's good.
Eastern Iowa.
Midwest, Virginia.
I don't
know.
And I'm gonna lose you because I'm going downhill.
That will be the best second of your life when you lose me, I'm sure.
Good morning,
Mike.
Well, good morning to you.
How are you?
I'm all right.
How about you?
I'm good.
Thanks.
Could you add piano man to your Christmas list song?
You know that that kind of does have a little bit of a Christmassy feel to it.
Well, normally you sing Christmas carols to being played on the piano.
That's true.
And you also, I mean, if you if you think about it, it could be Billy Joel who's sitting there at the piano singing about the the lonely people who come into his lounge on Christmas and they're just drinking and
and they've got nobody.
Exactly.
Yeah.
They need the piano, man, to cheer them up.
There you go.
I think that works.
Let's say yes to that.
I'll put that on the non-Christmas Christmas tunes list.
That's good.
Yeah, this is popcorn.
You're wanting some non-Christmas
Christmas on?
Yes, popcorn.
How
about Dan Fulverberg, same old angzai?
That works, doesn't it?
That's not a Christmas tune.
It's a non-Christmas Christmas tune.
No, I don't.
I'm kind of new here.
It evokes the spirit for sure.
Ah,
yes.
Ah, yes.
All right.
Thanks, popcorn.
Okay.
All right, man.
Thank you.
I'd say a Don Christmas song is Home Sweet
Home.
Oh, of course.
You're going Home Sweet Home to see your Motley Crew.
Yeah, because everybody goes home for the holiday.
Yep.
I'll be Home Sweet Home for Christmas.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
You see, that's a good one right there.
Although I don't think of Motley Crew as
know, I was just thinking about Tommy Lee and he put out a tape once and they're kind of a motley crew if you know what I mean
Yeah,
that is a perfect example of a non Christmas Christmas
tune
Do
you have a non-Christmas Christmas tune?
Jumpin' Jack Flash.
How is that a non-Christmas Christmas tune?
Jack Frost.
Well that would be Jumpin' Jack Frost.
There you go.
What in the lyrics evokes the Christmas spirit from Jumping Jack Flash?
It's all right now.
In fact, it's a gas.
That sounds like Christmas morning to me.
Especially if you have gas heat.
You'd be turning that up on a Christmas day.
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
I don't know if that applies.
I was crowned with a spike right through my head.
That could be a King Wenceslas or something.
So Rolling Stones, yeah, yeah, sure.
I'll write it on the list and then I'll erase it a little bit so it'll still be there but very faded.
Yeah, what are
you
thinking?
For me it would depend on which relative I'd be going to see because some relatives I'd go like 20 because I would not be looking forward to getting there.
So I couldn't drive 55.
I'd want to drive
25.
Soon we can leave.
They may have a time when you're leaving.
No matter what, you're leaving at, I don't know, 5 p.m.
that night.
So I'd drive real slowly, try and get there right when they're eating, and I'd have my food, and I could eat and run that way.
Okay, well I have to come up with something.
Hey, I love your show,
man.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Who's this?
This is
John.
All right, John.
Well, thanks for listening, man.
Hey, listen, how about a kind of a stretch, but what about pretty fly for a white guy?
This is Santa.
He is pretty fly for a white guy.
That is true.
Why don't we say that?
Pretty fly for a white guy, Santa.
He
is pretty
fly
for a fat white guy.
For a fat white guy.
I don't know if Santa would appreciate being body shamed, but I guess if he has a problem, he can call us.
If
so, that's gonna mean trouble in a couple of weeks.
You probably won't get what you what you sat on his lap and asked him for a week or so back.
Thank
you.
Well, I've got a perfect I've got perfect pitch.
Enough of that.
Okay, how about
Lady in Red?
Lady in Red for a non-Christmas Christmas song?
Amen.
I think if it was a Lady in Green in Red, no, that would actually be a Christmas song then.
What evokes Christmas in Lady in Red?
So you think he's singing about Mrs. Claus?
Well, you know, I've never heard that.
I now have to check real quick the lyrics.
I'm going to get the lyrics up to that real quick.
And we're going to test that.
and see if they could apply.
Okay, let's see.
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight.
I've never seen you shine so bright.
That sounds more like Rudolph, but we'll continue.
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance.
Oh, Mrs. Claus, they're looking for a little romance given half a chance.
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes.
I have been blind.
Okay, now the chorus.
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek.
There's nobody here.
It's just you and me.
It's where I want to be, but I hardly know this beauty by my side.
I'll never forget the way you look tonight.
I think that could be Mrs. Claus with a teeny bit of Rudolph.
I think and you're right.
I think it's perfectly.
I think it's better to jump a jet flat.
I do too.
Have
yourself a dirty little Christmas.
You can put them on a tree?
So like the angel on the top of the tree could be a centerfold.
Is that?
I hope you don't have children.
No, no, that would be a bad Christmas right there.
Yeah, although Mary for some.
mornings, 5 30 to 10.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
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