Hey, Waters here from the Waters Wake Up Call.
What a great Tuesday we had, talking about earworms.
Oh, we got a phone ringing.
Hi, it's Waters.
The one-time hacker fan for Tuesday night.
Hey, Woodchowsky, that is not true.
I deny that all the way.
100%.
Oh, you
want the Lions to win?
Oh!
No, it's better for the Packers to beat the Lions than it makes Minnesota's record a little more viable.
Hey, don't condescend.
Of course I know this.
I know this fact.
But when you're saying I'm a Packer fan, I am not a Packer fan.
I may root for them to give my Vikings a better chance, but I am never a Packers
fan.
Okay She used
to work for Cinnabon I'd say she had great Cinnabons, but I'm way above that
Thursday's gonna be an interesting game
I'm gonna bring a bunch of cinnamon rolls because the last thing I want during that game is
turnovers
You know, all you
had to say was Disney, when we're talking about earworms and I know what you're talking about.
That's
the way that goes.
When I go through that, I think this world is not small enough.
I could swear I'm listening to that song for miles and miles and hours.
If you ever get this in your head, it was a commercial.
I'm stuck on Band-Aid brand.
It's a Band-Aid stuck on me.
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand because Band-Aid's stuck on me.
Yep.
Yep.
Speaking of commercials, give me a break.
Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Bye.
But I'm glad you brought up commercials because I know that's a biggie.
Yeah.
Good morning, D-Man.
How are you?
Uh, suffering.
Cold?
No.
What is it, Dan?
I know it's cold outside.
What else could it be?
He asked, setting him up.
I got this song by Cher in my mind.
Chip sees tramps and thieves.
Nope.
You believe in life after love after love after love.
Nope.
Turn back time.
Oh, of course.
What can you do for me?
First of all, do you have any gum?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
Chew the gum?
OK.
That's the first part.
What flavor does it have to be?
It doesn't matter, as long as it's chewy.
OK.
OK.
If it's chewy gum, you're on the right track.
All right.
Chewing gum and listening to the song will get it
out of your head.
And a lot of people ask, well, I heard it and that's how it got in my head in the first place.
It's kind of like that trope of somebody getting knocked in the head and having amnesia.
Yeah, you knock them on the head again and the amnesia is gone.
They remember everything.
It's like earworms and hearing the song.
You hit yourself in the head or the ears with the earworm again and it should drive it out.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, so you should.
I'm starting to feel better.
Yeah, you should be cured.
You should be cured.
Now let's not even think about turning back time, because if we did, then you'd have that song still in your head.
All right, well, you rock on, brother.
Rock on, crew time.
Make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make!
Hey, holla notes!
I'm sure you had this same problem with this freaking song.
My name is Michael, and I've got a nickel in hand.
Oh.
Oh, you go insane, man.
My name is Mike Holland.
I know how to make a fist if you sing that earworm to me one more time.
I
hate it.
I'll go to bed at night.
There ain't no songs in my brain.
But I'm like, where the hell did that come from?
Yeah.
You're thinking about the next day and maybe planning in your head or something.
And da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah, I gotta turn on the radio and get that out of my freaking head.
And listening to the song gets it out of your head, and chewing gum is another way.
Well, then I need to start chewing gum.
Yes, you chew gum, and I'll play a little of the song.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm gonna
crash into
the ditch.
Okay, hold
on.
Sky
blue water.
From the land of sky blue water.
Now that's an earworm for me.
Thanks a lot.
I thought I brought it up for you, man.
But then they keep you wondering who's gonna let the dogs back in.
Woof, woof, woof.
Is there any other part to that song?
I have no idea.
That's what's annoying about earworms.
That's the only part you know, so it's just that little thing going over and over and over in your brain.
Somebody
put those dogs down.
Yes, you want to know an earworm?
Yes, please.
I'm stuck on Band-Aid.
I'm stuck on Band-Aid brain, because Band-Aid's stuck on me.
That is definitely one of those jingles.
Yes.
I guess if you're stuck on Band-Aid, the Band-Aid could also be stuck on your brain.
You are a prime example.
My brain's stuck on Band-Aid, or Band-Aid's stuck on my brain.
Yeah.
I think that you put that on your brain if you got brain rot.
Yeah, that's one good way of putting it.
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