So 11% of Americans who plan to dress up for Halloween will go as an object.
You know, like a tree or an avocado or Sydney Sweeney.
Orkin, you know, Orkin named Chicago the radiest city in the U.S.
But still, the most repulsive thing Chicago residents least want to see are the white socks.
Yeah, right.
Amazon will hire 250,000 holiday employees.
Applicants must be able to pee in bottles, talk in toss boxes on porches, and of course block traffic.
Study shows Gen Z is becoming more interested in learning skilled trades.
Trades like making TikTok videos, uploading TikTok videos, watching TikTok videos.
Stanley Tucci went on a rant against people wearing sweatpants in public.
So I'm going to strongly advise him not to fly Southwest anytime soon.
Nick Cage warns AI will replace actors, and the only time audiences should wonder if something is real or not is when they look at Nicolas Cage's hair.
Kim Kardashian says Kanye isn't a very hands-on father.
Duh, he's in a straight jacket.
There's a survey out finds that having fun nowadays costs way too much.
Well, I have some solutions for you.
Here's some good, cheap ways of having fun, like go hiking.
Better still make the rest of your family go hiking and you stay home.
Or how about volunteer?
Specifically with old people.
They're less likely to notice their medication missing.
Hang out with someone who makes you laugh with all the wacky stuff they say, you know, like RFK Jr., for instance.
Invite friends over to play charades, Pictionary, or if you're a perv, Twister.
That's all I got.
Water's where the water's where you go
calm.
Never saw him.
I was basically kiddin'
man.
On Louisville 5-7, Heyo KZ, Iowa's classic game.