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Hit and Run Headlines 10-21-2024
The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Mon Oct 21, 2024
The Red Hot Chili Peppers Basist Flea turned 62 today.
He's going to be celebrating with his brother's tick and ringworm.
There you are.
They always take a little time getting going on Monday.
Someone broke into a Cincinnati shoe store and stole 100 right shoes.
Police are on the lookout for someone who has two right feet and must be a hell of a dancer.
Several legendary musical acts were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I'm not saying everyone there was old, but the only fresh face in attendance was the one a plastic surgeon gave to Cher about five years ago.
Clint Eastwood's daughter was arrested for domestic violence.
the judge set bail at a fistful of dollars.
If he does anything else, of course, it'll be a few dollars more.
So Travis Kelsey got a mullet.
He kind of looks like Joe Dirt.
You know, if Joe Dirt was bigger and stronger and lived in terror of his girlfriend.
True value hardware is filing for bankruptcy.
Or to be more optimistic, Spirit Halloween is expanding.
Scientists in China have invented a bendable robotic finger that can perform routine physical exams.
Is there an at-home version of this?
I'm asking for a friend.
I'm just wondering.
And you won't know the difference because it'll be kept in the freezer in between uses.
So, yeah.
Studies show that processed meats like bacon can harm men's fertility.
So we can change that famous cliche to breakfast is the most impotent meal of the day.
And yeah, it's important to note though that all the studies were 100% funded by pigs.
Apple.
released an iPad mini with Apple intelligence, and you can tell it's smart.
The first thing it says is, buying me was stupid.
And finally, you know, I told you last week about these unidentified white blobs that have been washing ashore on the beaches in Newfoundland.
Well, I think I can help with this.
I believe they're called tourists.
Big white blobs.
All right, well, that's all I got.