Better run in line.
According to a new study, Alaska is the loneliest state.
And when asked about the finding, Alaskan said, you want to come in and talk for a little bit?
Maybe have a glass of water with me or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
According to a new study, car thieves are far less likely to steal electric vehicles.
Turns out that even criminals don't want to be seen in a stinking cyber
things?
Weird.
A clown got caught trying to rob a garden center in Tennessee.
Props to the guy for going all the way with his costume, but that's what you get when you've got the sounds of a clown going on.
That's just what happens.
Yeah, yeah, that's Of course you get caught sounding like that.
Yeah, yeah clown you all right anyway the the mayor of New York City I'm sure you heard about this was charged with accepting Turkish bribes
So take everything you thought you knew about big city mayors and just continue to think that.
no change.
A couple was arrested for trying to sell their baby for a thousand dollars and a six pack of beer at an Arkansas campground.
You know, at the very least, I hope the beer wasn't Miller Lite.
I mean, there are some things therapy just can't fix.
I mean, really, it's disgusting.
I mean, even in Arkansas, baby's worth at least a 30 pack.
At least.
Austin, Texas has been named one of the best cities for vegans.
It's also been named one of the best cities for having horrible barbecues.
Go
lord.
The FDA has approved a new drug for treating schizophrenia.
You know, I've taken it and it works great.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Sorry.
A global survey shows that 70% of the world's people feel safe walking alone at night.
The other 30% are attractive.
Middle East is on edge after Israel's assassination of Hezbollah's leader.
It's the first time the Middle East has been on edge since every minute of every day for the past 5,000 years.
Human sewage erupted on a busy Chinese street causing what some people are calling a poo canoe Really?
That's that's what you went with when when Sharknado was sitting there right in front of you you go with poo canoe?
I don't know this weekend season premiere of SNL featured the return of
Multiple choice a Maya Rudolph be Dana Carvey or see unfunny Exactly right Francis.
No, let's let's go with let's see here Let's let's go with this finally Halle Berry showed off her armpit hair for her new movie I believe it's called the life of a Kardashian That's all I