Hey, hey, it's Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.
Thanks for joining me earlier this Wendom Wednesday as we were talking some gibberish.
I gotta pull out the, uh, jive cocking from airplanes.
Yes.
Oh, it's Judas.
I speak jive.
Oh, good.
Absolutely.
That's the first thing that pops in my mind, and then, uh, there is one more puppet you gotta think about, and that's Beaker.
Yep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep.
He's not quite as funny as the sweetest chef, but it definitely nonsense.
He is.
He is straight up.
Yeah,
and let's not forget about the Muppet song.
Oh,
yeah.
I
hope you recorded my version because mine is even more annoying.
It will really get you up
quick.
Good day to you too!
That is the worst Swedish chef I've ever heard.
It's Bork Bork Bork, not Dork Dork Dork.
You're the Dork Dork Dork.
In
the Little Mermaid, when she has the forge, she calls it a Dinglehopper.
A Dinglehopper?
Yes!
That's great gibberish right there.
Dinglehopper could be used for a lot of things.
Absolutely.
Yeah,
like my ex-wife, who's kind of a dingle hopper.
A dingle hopper.
Well, my gibberish is kind of while I'm cooking.
It's the sweetest chef.
Oh.
Hop the Muppets, remember
him?
Oh, shabork dee-duk dee-duk dee-duk dee-duk.
Bork, bork, bork.
Yeah!
Eek dee-duk dee-duk dee-bork.
Eek dee-duk dee-duk dee-duk.
Bork, bork, bork.
I love that.
That's awesome.
That is awesome.
Being a friend of mine, when we were probably junior high school, we would go into stores and we'd start talking to each other like the Swedish chef.
And people would just look at us like we were the craziest human beings on the face of the earth.
And we loved every minute of it.
Exactly.
Thank you for making sure the Swedish chef got a gibberish plug.
There you go.
Have a great day, my friend.
All right.
You too, bork,
bork.
Bork, you too, bork,
bork.
Hello, how are you this morning?
Hey, well, I'm good now that you're calling with that positive sound up
beat.
I am doing great every day.
Well, that's awesome.
What's your secret?
Well, it's positive attitude.
I figure if I am vertical and out of bed, I'm doing great every day.
It's up here from there.
Well, I love that attitude.
So are we talking gibberish?
You know any gibberish?
Tell about that phenomenon from the Muppet.
Yeah.
When I think of that, that just gets
Yeah,
you're absolutely right.
I don't know what that means.
It's
awesome.
And I think it's awesome because it's set to a tune.
There are a lot of nonsense lyrics out there.
Yes.
Some of you know, the people I have to deal with are so negative and I love that be the upbeat Miley person.
They're looking at me and going, why is she Miley so much?
It's like, because.
I'm with you.
I am totally with you.
What's your name?
My name is Donna.
Donna, Trucker Donna.
Yes.
What are you hollering Donna?
Well, actually I'm working on a job site.
We're doing, uh, Asshole.
We're in the Dubuque area today.
Dubuque, I've been there.
I'm a retired cameraman.
and I started driving trucks.
That's awesome.
You are awesome, Trucker Donna.
So you have fun with your asphalt, okay?
That sounds dirty.
Oh, it's definitely.
It does
sound bad.
You have a wonderful day.
Thank you.
Keep them
coming.
Has anybody mentioned the teacher from the peanut and the Charlie Brown?
No, you're the first.
Kind of figured I was.
Now what is that?
There was a toss up between that or if you go back to Sesame Street and they had the aliens where it was
They come down and land, and they only have the two words, meet, meet, meet.
No, that was, oh, what are the aliens?
I just had it just a little bit ago.
Here, let me find it on YouTube.
I
think this is it.
Yeah, they're going,
nope, nope, earth, earth, meet, meet, yeah, yeah.
All right, there we go.
I'm glad we found it and solved the mystery.
Thank you.
The 1980 movie airplane had gypox.
Oh, it did.
It sounded like gibberish to me until June Cleaver came along.
Yeah, Mrs. Cleaver.
That's it.
Sky blue water.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Good morning.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I've been listening to the show all day,
and I've
been thinking about this, and I'm an old guy, and I thought about this song.
I don't know.
I'm sure he's going to dawn on you when I tell it to you.
It's by Oliver.
Let the sunshine in, uh, that kind of thing?
Good morning, Starshine.
Yeah, there you go.
Good morning, Starshine.
That's got gibberish.
Doobie doobie doobie doobie doo doo.
Yeah, I have no idea what he's singing.
Oh, well, that's why I called to ask.
I wanted you to tell me.
Tell me what he's singing.
It's hippie
speak.
And I think I have to see a hippie to English dictionary in order to figure that out.
Because it's from the musical hair.
I know you know that.
Yes, I do
know
that.
So I don't know, man.
It's before my time.
It's not before your time.
You should be able to speak it, dude.
You're right,
dude.
Yeah.
Hey, I got one more for you, and this one made me laugh too.
Do you remember Tootie Fruity?
Tootie Fruity by Little Richard?
I mean, I know it.
I don't remember it from when it came out, because I wasn't around yet.
Tootie Fruity, a-rooty!
Womp-bom-a-loo-bomp-a-lop-bam-boom!
Yeah, it was it was originally supposed to Tutti Frutti nice booty was what it was really gonna be called
I wish they would have made even more funnier.
I didn't
even know booty meant that back in the fifties
No,
no, I thought that was a Casey in the sunshine band thing not a little Richard thing
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