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Hit and Run Headlines 9-10-2024
The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Tue Sep 10, 2024
This summer was the hottest on record.
Unless you're the Chicago White Sox, then it was just ice cold.
Google developed an AI forecaster.
But meteorologists will still have a job as long as TV needs idiots to stand in the middle of hurricanes.
The iPhone 16 will feature integrated AI.
Finally, a phone is smart enough to warn guys before they send pictures of their, uh, we'll call it their, uh, schlippity ding-dong.
That's what we'll call it, the schlippity ding-dong.
Hallucinogen, why can't I say that word?
Hallucinogen use with adults remains at record levels.
I'm on hallucinogens.
Now you know why SpongeBob remains a favorite with kids and
of people will start their Christmas shopping before Halloween.
You know, I bet these are the same people who start eating Halloween candy before Labor Day.
You know who you are!
You know who you are!
A world traveler named Anne-Marie Haggerty has dated men in 25 countries and she recently shared with CNN what she's learned.
Basically that she's kind of, uh...
Oh man, how shall I say this?
She's kind of easy peasy, lemon
Just as Samuel Alito reported that he accepted $900 worth of concert tickets from a German princess.
You know, in his defense, the tickets only cost $50, and the other $850 was for the ticketmaster fees.
And the first presidential debate takes place tonight.
Technically, it's the second, but the last debate I think was more like a Joe Biden retirement ceremony.
Adults produce around 500 liters of wee-wee a year, but adults come in a distance second to Anheuser-Busch in pea production with Bud
Macaulay Culkin is launching a spoken word tour, and those words are, hey man, can I borrow 20 bucks?
Selena Gomez is now a millionaire.
No, a billionaire.
What am I saying?
Of course he's a millionaire.
A billionaire.
Selena Gomez, which means that as long as Steve Martin and Martin Short stay in her good graces, they'll never have to get reverse mortgages.
A Goonies sequel with the original cast is in the works.
They'll start shooting as soon as Corey Feldman returns from whatever planet he's been on for the past 30 years.
And finally Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics turned 72 yesterday.
He celebrated with a new song, Sweet Dreams Are Made of Butterscotch Pudding Before Bedtime.
the waters we go calm.