Okay, okay.
You ready there?
Hot shot.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Where are we?
Where'd we go?
Somebody find us.
Okay, here we go.
Engineers have developed a method to vaporize plastics.
And when she heard the news, Cher just went into hiding.
That's all she could do.
A neighborhood of 3D printed homes will open in Texas.
And by the way, it uses the same machine that printed a 3D face for Jerry Jones.
A study.
There's a study that claims it only takes 15 minutes to get healthy.
Well, too bad my microwave claims it only takes three minutes to heat a hot pocket, so I think that win.
I'm sorry.
Greece has banned cell phones in school classrooms.
Ah, it's great.
Now students will be able to focus on their salad-making and yogurt-culturing classes.
Fantastic.
A Florida preschool teacher was arrested after she was accused of putting a three-year-old in a headlock using her legs.
Three-year-old.
But you know, in her defense, she's just getting the kid used to life as a Floridian, so...
You gotta do that.
Lego bricks now use renewable plastic.
But don't worry, they'll retain the sturdiness that make parents scream when they step on it with bare feet.
So that's not going away.
Selma Hayek posted a bikini selfie to celebrate her 58th birthday.
Oh Selma.
And by the way, you can find it on Instagram.
Travis and Jason Kelsey signed a $100 million podcast deal.
And podcasting, just like radio, except with a lot less work and a lot more money.
I gotta get into that, man.
Gen Z is bringing back... Let me try that again.
I think my tongue got tied up there.
Gen Z is bringing back skinny jeans.
Skinny jeans are like regular jeans, but you wash them with Ozympic.
A new study shows male fruit flies become oblivious to threats during attempts to mate.
Make love.
Have a little...
And they also become oblivious to how much money they're spending on drinks.
I know how that goes.
The title of the new Jurassic Park movie has been revealed.
It's called, why do we keep trying to open this freaking park?
It really doesn't ever go right.
Shohei Otani's dog threw the first pitch at a Dodgers game.
And he was immediately signed by the White Sox.
But Dallas Cowboys are once again the most valuable team in the NFL until the start of the postseason.
And finally, Saturn is now visible from Earth.
Saturn is that heavenly beauty with all the rings.
Oh, no, sorry, thinking of Tom Brady.
Sorry.
That's all I got.
Whattersweet.com on Royal 5-7.
Hey, OKZ.
Iowa's class account.