Hey, it's Mike Waters.
It is day two of cow week on the waters wake-up call and toon's day, of course So I thought you know since I finally figured out a villain theme for the cows and it tells cow bells by the way We should find out what your villain theme would be.
My name is Tara.
People call me terracuda.
Oh, I love that I
really think that my villain song would be barracuda Being the terracuda that I am.
Well, that makes sense.
Yeah, although since we're celebrating cow appreciation
and cow week I feel like calling you terrible
Sometimes I might be full of bull, but...
Then you're terrible, but usually you're terracuda.
And don't get me wrong, I think terracuda is much cooler than terrible.
Yes, and I'm really not that terrible.
You're not terrible enough, usually, to be a terracuda?
Well, I'm bad enough to be a terracuda,
but I'm
not terrible.
Gotcha.
You're bad, but you're not terrible.
I'm bad.
Yeah, bad terracuda.
Bad, terracuda.
And it sounds like you got a lot of heart.
I do have a lot of heart, especially when I play that song.
extra amount of heart once I play terracuda or or barracuda but I'm gonna be singing terracuda
thank you
yeah by blue oyster cow
yeah
called bossy sure got out too many times my dad shot twice with a four-tenth shotgun and I had to pick them babies out of that cow's hide I think we had it for lunch the next couple of days
okay well I'm glad he was good for at least more than one lunch
So that's something.
Yes.
I also had a girlfriend her name was Moo Moo.
Is that what she wore?
Is that why she was called Moo Moo because she wore Moo Moo's all the time?
Oh, she's a big one.
Okay.
Did you get milk from her at least?
Yeah, that was a terrible question.
And you know, I meant from the
grocery store.
That was
funny.
This is Buzz.
Buzz, of course it's Buzz.
Because you spike your milk.
That's right.
Okay.
Instead of milking your oatmeal, use beer.
It's really good.
Thanks for the tip.
That seems obvious.
That seems odd, but I didn't think of it.
Talk to you later, Mr. Rowe.
Now I gotta listen to a song from the cow sills.
Hey, there you go.
That's a great idea.
What is a cow sill?
Is it like a really, really big window?
And it's something that a cow would sit on and look out the window?
Yeah, they sit
on the
sill.
I think that's what it is too.
I don't know
what that is.
I was thinking the cow days, the cow still popped into my head.
It's cow
appreciation day and it's cow week.
So I had to Google them to see what their songs were and I don't remember any of them.
You remember hair?
Oh yeah, hair, yeah.
Give me a head with hair, long, beautiful hair.
Shine and gleam and stream and flax and waxen.
Give me down to the hair.
That's right.
Hair.
Well, I just had to call you, Mr. Mike.
Thanks for the addition of the cow sills.
I think hair would be a great villain tune for somebody with long hair.
Because you know they're all creepy.
All the long hairs are creepy, Boyd.
I know.
I don't have long hair anymore.
I used to.
Yeah, me too.
Thanks, boy, to put your cow on the sill to look out the window.
Let's take one more.
Hello?
Gotta have back in black.
Yeah, you do.
Thank you for that.
And, you know, there are a lot of AC-DC tunes that would fit for this.
Understood.
I've got a villain song, but I don't think you can play it on the radio.
Bad Bad Leroy Brown?
No, that
wouldn't be it, because I can play that on the
radio.
It's by Steppenwolf, the pusher.
Well, if it wasn't for that particular word, or is it two words, I think I think on the way they use it as a one word thing.
I
wish you could play that one there.
But I guess if we got to clean up the act, let's go with a little IZK.
Shaft?
Shaft, baby.
He is one bad mother.
Shut your mouth.
I'm just talking about Shaft.
And there you go.
You've got two of my faves.
I may try and play the pusher.
I'll edit it for GD the pusher just
to give a taste of it.
You gotta have a taste of it because you are bad.
I'm one bad Marshall
Tucker.
It's Ivan again.
Speaking of villains.
How about the ultimate villain?
Who's the ultimate villain of mankind ever?
Him Kardashian.
Oh gosh.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, who are you talking about?
I was thinking sympathy for the devil by the stones.
So would that be your personal villain theme song, bad guy song?
It might be.
Sympathy
for the
Ibane.
I mean, with that laugh, you could be the devil.
Yes.
Satan Ibane.
Satan Ibane.
Satan.
Hey, it kind of sounds almost a little kind of similar.
Oh, wow.
Just a suggestion, sweetheart.
Just a suggestion.
Alright, let's see if anybody else here has a villain tune.
Hello?
Happy Tunes Day.
Happy Tunes Day, D-man.
D today meaning devil man, because we're doing the villain tunes.
I've been selling insurance to a bunch of farmers.
Yeah?
Oh, I have a lot of songs.
Well, I guess so.
I mean, you're kind of an evil guy being an insurance salesman.
Is that what you're saying?
I'm selling life insurance, so yeah.
I guess so.
I guess so so what would be what would be the life insurance?
villain theme
Yes,
yes, we did
for
running
of the bulls.
Yeah, I think that'd be perfect
I want to run with the bulls all night and party every day or
poop every day I
like that I like that because I'd like to be able to do that
And
then if we're going to just talk about cows, how about having an intro of horse and sugar on me?
Oh, sure.
Isn't that more of a horse thing, the sugar cube?
Well, you can change the sugar to, say, something like slop,
anything like that.
Horse and slop
on
me.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
I like that.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Why not, I say?
Why not?
There you go.
And if we have to have a villain song?
Yeah.
How about bad to the bone bad to the bone that that was always I think the first that came to my mind when I when I first thought about this was bad to the bone just the way that that first guitar starts out and then everything afterwards People know it's coming.
Yep.
They do.
Yep.
They do bad Very nice very nice D-man.
I wanted to compliment on compliment you on this calorie thing.
It really struck a chord with me.
Yeah,
good.
Good.
Well is
It certainly does, does Iowa better than Shark Week.
How do we relate to sharks?
Not very well.
Uh, just the plastic sharks that you buy at a toy store.
Right.
Yes.
And that's about it.
That's about it.
Yeah.
So I wanted to congratulate you for using your genius mind to come up with us.
Cow Week.
And I think I've got a pretty good theme for Cow Week.
You've got to, you're rockin' on, brother.
Rock on, Crouton.
You take care.
A birthday
request, is that okay?
Is that okay?
Of course it is, is it for you?
Today is the day, the baby six won.
It's like 21, but lots more.
Yeah, but a couple of 20s added to that.
Yeah.
The other day I thought we got at the beginning of summer here, so some summer songs.
I always liked each baby,
my
first class.
Yeah.
And what was the one by Reunion?
Rock, Rope
Me
or something.
Life is a rock with the radio.
Oh,
Sammy Jones.
That's
right.
That's right.
Those are great tunes, man.
Those are all from that same era, probably mid-70s, 74, 75.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, hey, happy birthday, man.
Good deal.
Thanks
a lot.
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10.