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Hit and Run Headlines 6-12-2024
The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Wed Jun 12, 2024
And I should have checked with the fake studio audience.
Are you guys ready?
Okay, good.
Good.
Pee-wee.
Okay, Pee-wee's ready too.
All right, that's enough, Pee-wee.
Rudy Giuliani is smiling in his latest mug shot.
It's either a show of defiance or he was pooping.
One of the
Apple says its AI sets a new standard for privacy and security.
Translation, it'll be hacked by noon.
The FDA says a brand of microdosing chocolate bars called Diamond Shrooms is making people sick.
Customers ignored the warning because they were too busy watching the FDA spokesperson's face melt.
Waffle House servers will be getting pay increases.
Great, then they'll be able to afford Kevlar vests.
A 97-year-old woman in Utah finally got her high school diploma.
Obviously, that was the end goal, but the biggest accomplishment on this journey was making the lunch ladies look sexy by comparison.
A California man had 2,800 boxes of stolen Legos.
The Legos have an estimated street value of whatever Rob Gronkowski will pay for them.
Banana company Chiquita has been found liable for financing a Colombian paramilitary group.
Of course, they plan to appeal.
Get it?
Appeal?
All right.
Experts say that 30% of the world population will someday take multiple choice A. Osempic.
B, antidepressants, or C, Nick Cannon out to dinner for Father's Day.
He's
mean.
Courtney Cox went on TikTok to recreate the dance she did for Bruce Springsteen's Dancing in the Dark music video.
And now a much higher percentage of people support a TikTok ban.
Speed came out 30 years ago.
Doing it was one of Keanu Reeves' smartest decisions.
The other one was not doing speed 2.
A show based on Batman villain Penguin is coming to Max.
The Penguin is my favorite superhero villain who also sounds like a sex act.
Billy Ray Cyrus has filed for divorce from his wife after less than a year.
No word about a prenup, but I have a feeling that if there was one, she would not have gone through with it.
An unreleased Star Wars action figure from 1979 sold for a record setting half million dollars at auction.
Also unreleased, the buyer's virginity.
Joey Chestnut will not... Joey Chestnut will... Let me start that over.
I almost said Joey Chestnut will not be allowed.
Let me say it the other way.
Joey Chestnut will not be allowed to compete in Nathan's hot dog eating contest because he has a deal.
with a company making vegan hot dogs.
That's terrible.
I mean, the fact that there are actually vegan hot dogs.
And finally, Tom Brady's pants from his last game auctioned for $89,000.
Personally, I'm saving up for Aaron Rodgers' tinfoil hat from his latest podcast.
That's right.
And that's all I got.