Hey, today is National Common Courtesy Day.
Does anybody remember Common Courtesy?
So ladies, if you could please leave the seat up.
I might have to wee-wee later, so I'd appreciate it.
Frontier Airlines will let you pay extra to keep the middle seat open.
Well, I don't want anyone to sit next to me on a plane.
I just hold a ukulele and maybe a little tiptoe through the tulips.
You know, I think that usually keeps people away.
and that keeps the middle state free, so that's what I do.
High schools are bringing back shop class.
I didn't know it went away, but shop teachers are giving the move two thumbs up, or they would if they still had them.
A Harvard researcher studying honesty was found to have engaged in scientific misconduct.
This is like catching Shakira's hips in a lie.
Construction workers in England have uncovered a marble head that appears to be dated to the first or second century.
Next, they hope to uncover the location of Kate Middleton.
Good luck, I say.
Strawberry's top this year's ranking of the fruits and vegetables contaminated with the most amount of pesticides.
What are fruits and vegetables, asked Walmart customers.
A Florida couple was arrested for having sex on the sidewalk in front of a Popeyes restaurant.
Turns out in Florida, you're only allowed to have sex on sidewalks that are in front of KFC.
So that's the mix up.
A burglar in Australia was caught on camera stretching before breaking into a building.
That makes sense.
A hammy is the last thing you want to pull while pulling a heist,
Taco Bell has the fastest drive-thru service in the industry.
Taco Bell, they get your food fast and a run to the bathroom even faster.
There's a study out that claims money is addictive.
Read more about it in the new issue of problems morning radio hosts do not need to worry about it.
Former James Bond, Timothy Dalton turned 78 today.
Nowadays when he asks for a drink that's shaken not stirred, it's
And finally, John Mellencamp reportedly left the stage at one of his recent concerts because the crowd was too raucous and disrespectful.
He was mad, but before he left, he told the audience to go suck a chili dog.
That's all I