Morning Meltdown 12-4-2023 Hit and Run Headlines

George Santos was expelled from Congress, if you haven't heard.

Reached for comment, Santos said, well, I survived the Holocaust.

I think I can survive this.

Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor died.

In her honor, Brett Kavanaugh poured out a beer and funneled 12 more.

And with Sandra Day O'Connor dead at 93 and Rosalind Carter at 96 and Henry Kissinger at 100, I think it's official.

The fentanyl epidemic is really out of control.

Really out of control.

Losing everybody.

The ARP, AARP has published a list of adult toys for older adults.

Yes, they have.

Everything on the list, by the way, was tested and approved by Madonna, so they're good.

They're good to go.

A Michigan mom woke up from a five-year coma to attend her son's high school football game.

Pretty amazing.

Upon waking, the first thing she said was, Joe Biden's still alive?

41 construction workers in India were freed after two weeks trapped in a tunnel, two weeks in a tunnel.

The first thing they said was, Joe Biden's still alive?

It's a running joke, you see.

A 70-year-old woman in Uganda gave birth to twins.

Wow, that means when those kids are 30, she'll be dead.

No way around that.

The Golden Bachelor got down on one knee on the finale.

That's right, he had a heart attack.

Get well, Jerry, I'm rooting for you.

Over the weekend, legendary rock band Kiss wrapped up their farewell tour at Madison Square Garden.

Their performance went pretty well.

I think only two members of the band broke a hip.

And you can tell the boys are getting up there throughout the night.

They kept yelling at themselves to turn down that damn rock and roll.

Ozzy Osbourne turned 75 yesterday and science is still trying to explain that one.

And finally Kenny G has recorded a new album of lullabies.

So what were all his other albums?

Cause I go right to sleep.

That's all I

got.

I never saw him.

I was basically

hitting

him.

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