Hey, Dr. Waters here.
Thanks for tuning in this morning and letting me take care of you.
I think I cured a lot of ailments this morning with my tune scriptions.
Hey, I need a second opinion, doctor.
On what?
Give me your symptoms.
All right, I
know.
I'm just kind of sitting around every morning listening to you.
That should be enough.
OK.
My wife is getting kind of upset because I wake up every morning with you.
Well, do you explain that I'm never actually in the same room with you when you wake up?
Have you told her that?
Oh, maybe I should have.
Yeah, yeah.
If she's been married to you for a long time, and she's finding out that you wake up with some guy named Mike Waters, I can understand how she'd be upset if she doesn't quite get the situation.
You know, I never made the connection.
See, that's why you called me.
That's what I'm here for.
Okay, thank you, Doctor.
Doctor Waters!
Hey, Trucker Todd!
What's
happening to you today, Trucker Todd?
Work.
You know, it's a sickness a lot of us have, you know?
that's
I got a prescription for myself.
How about a little Mondo Jerry summertime?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'm the one who tunes scribes.
You do not tune scribe, Trucker Todd.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm the doctor and you're the patient and I'm losing patience with you, Trucker Todd.
But in all seriousness, I do think I have something for you, Trucker Todd or Patient Todd.
Dean, that's the neat thing about, uh, Mondo Jerry, summertime it's got a little boom, boom, boom, boom, boom in it.
It does, doesn't it?
All right, Trucker Todd.
Now, I haven't decided for sure yet, but you may be the only one I accept their own, uh, to inscription from.
You
betcha.
Well, you know, I'm a bacon crunch wrap away from joining you in the heart attack survivors club.
Okay, that's that's not good.
I know that's not good.
It's not good.
It is what it is.
First of all, put down the bacon crunch wrap.
Okay.
And the second thing you should do is drop the Shalupa if you're currently celebrating the Taco Tuesday.
So put those down, put it in the garbage and pick up an apple.
That's a big ask.
I just quit smoking.
I know that's tough, too.
But there is there's
Some about an apple, the juice and the flavor, that's gonna satisfy all of your oral cravings.
So you don't even think about the bacon crunch wrap or driving past a convenience store and wanting a gas station hot dog.
Thank God for the medical community keeping us alive during these fast food times.
That is a good point.
My diagnosis for both of us long term is 30 years from now we're both rocking.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I have a rocket.
Rock and roll hangover.
A rock and roll hangover?
Well, there are worse hangovers, I can tell you.
Probably require a little lime in the coconut.
You probably googled what
was wrong with you and found out, you know, maybe it's the lime in the coconut, but I'm the doctor.
I tell you what you need.
All right, you're doing my job here.
Okay, so you've got a rock and roll hangover, huh?
Yeah.
Well, you know, my mom was a nurse and she would diagnose it out.
They're a big book.
She's an actual doctor or nurse.
Are you a doctor or a nurse?
I am not, but I have some in
my family.
Yeah, so you think it just kind
of flies on over?
Okay, enough of this.
The coconut doesn't land far
from the tree.
That's right.
It actually lands on your head sometimes.
So I'm not
sure.
On a delicate island.
Yeah.
Maybe that coconut hit you in the head so hard.
Maybe this is something mental and not physical.
That you're right.
You're right.
You could require or prescribe some psychedelics or something, or just an old song.
Okay, so first you're asking for lime and coconuts, now you're asking for drugs?
Are you talking about drugs?
Psychedelics?
Psychedelics.
A song.
A song.
Do you think that'll help a hangover?
Sure.
You know what?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
Dr. Waters is
gonna look over what you have told me, and I will come
up
with the perfect tune script just for you.
All right.
what's happening now you know what it because I'm the one doing the diagnostics yeah yeah it might be the coconut I'm
not sure
all
right and
I don't use Google
because I'm a doctor weekday mornings 5 30 to
10