HIT AND RUN HEADLINES FOR MONDAY 10/23

ChatGPT for teens is designed to help teens learn, think critically, and grow their skills.

ChatGPT for teens supports active learning by breaking concepts down, rather than giving teens the answer.

Study Mode helps teens work through problems and interactive quizzes, test their knowledge, and provide immediate feedback.

Safety protections are on by default, and parental controls offer families additional options, like setting study hours and quiet hours.

Visit chatgpt.com slash parents to learn more.

We're now at the beginning of flu and COVID season.

Just make sure you wash your hands with soap and hot water after touching germy things like shopping carts, door handles, Kardashians, especially that third one.

Donald Trump's relationship with Fox News continues to deteriorate.

Experts are saying it's about to enter its will and jada phase.

Due to a water main break, the town of Watertown, New York is without water.

Nothing like that better happen here, replied the people of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

A new survey found that the average American has slept with more than 10 people while married to Will Smith.

Researchers warn that osempic can cause stomach problems.

You can read about that in the new report, Osempic the New Chipotle.

A study found that regularly eating organic foods can reduce your risk for cancer.

However, regularly talking about how you eat organic foods greatly increases your risk of not being invited to anything ever.

United Airlines will board passengers with window seats first in order to speed up the boarding process.

Not to be outdone, Spirit will speed up their boarding process by giving gate agents electric cattle prods.

I like that idea.

Killers of the Flower Moon made $23 million over the weekend.

Leonardo DiCaprio wears fake teeth in it, but what really makes him unrecognizable is the fact he's with a woman who is in her 30s.

Meryl Streep admitted that she and her husband have been separated for six years, and just like that, G.I.

Jane, too, found its drill sergeant.

Did you know striking actors can't dress as movie characters for Halloween?

Fortunately for Corey Feldman, they can still dress as baristas for work.

Gwyneth Paltrow said she'd like to just disappear from public life in a few years.

So after hearing that, everyone under 25 was like, who's Gwyneth Paltrow for everyone over 25?

And it was much rejoicing.

Yeah, indeed.

Much rejoicing indeed.

Cher's new Christmas album is out.

The cool thing is that it's available on the same kind of vinyl used in Cher's cheekbones.

Weirdo.

Billy Yankovic turns 64 today.

He's celebrating with his brother's bizarre Al and peculiar

Al.

And finally, Bill Belichick earned his 300th regular season win yesterday.

Or, if you don't count the cheating, his seventh.

Yeah.

And that's all I

got.

I never saw

him.

He was

basically hitting me.