Waters here from the waters wake up called this morning.
We combine tax day and tunes day
Are
you taking the money and run or is the IRS taking your money and running?
I agree
with that a hundred percent.
That's usually what I do
Maybe
that'll give you some comfort who
knows
Money, money, money by Abba.
Money, money, money.
Always funny.
You know, three monies is always better than one.
As long as you're getting payback, but if you're paying in, it's not so good.
But you only get a payback if you're poor to be happy.
Yes, well, I'm poor, so I guess I shouldn't be getting something back.
Well, I did.
All right, well, drinks are on you then.
Absolutely.
Come
on over.
I think that's exactly what we need for tax day.
Absolutely.
Hi, Mr. Waters.
This is the weather, Mrs. Waters.
Well
hello other Mrs. Waters, so
you're... The long lost sister?
Yes, my long lost sister.
That's exactly right, that's exactly right.
And the guy, and your husband calls me and he says he's the real Mr. Waters, right?
I know it, how embarrassing.
Anyway, I tested it too, but I'm getting ready to go to physical therapy, but I sent you a text.
Texting for me is like burning ring of fire.
Ring of fire!
Yep, I know you
don't play cards.
But there we go.
That's
what
I think is going to come say IRS.
Well, that's very appropriate.
But how about I play the hit slash rock counterpart for Ring of Fire?
That'd be great.
All right.
Have a good day.
All right.
Thank you, other Mrs. Waters.
Bye-bye.
This is Mr. Rock and Rosa.
What are the odds?
I just got a wife of a regular caller, the real Mr. Waters and the other Mrs. Waters.
Now I'm getting Rock and Rosa's husband.
What are the odds?
I don't think I've ever talked to you, have I?
Yeah,
man, you have talked to you before, but I've just never told you that plan.
Okay.
Anyway, how about money from Pink Floyd?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for suggesting money by Pink Floyd.
Absolutely, sir.
That's a wonderful day.
We
sure
appreciate it.
All right, well, thank you, Mr. Rock and Rosa.
It's good to know who you are now.
All right, indeed.
Mike, Mike, good morning.
I hope you don't have to pay too much in.
I know you do some hard work out on the roads.
They're doing the road construction.
Are you getting money back this year?
Nope.
Ah, hell.
I get state back with the federal setting up taking the state.
You know, it's like the government is eating itself.
That's kind of what that is.
It's consuming
itself.
Oh, I agree.
Yeah, it just seems a little cannibalistic to me.
I'm sorry.
It's not right.
Nope.
Yeah, I get to fix the roads, doing the stuff, and I get to pay taxes on it.
Yeah, first you're dealing with the angry drivers who have to slow down because of the construction.
And I'm sure sometimes you're getting fingers and other things.
And then the money you get, you got to give it back to Uncle Sam.
Amen to that.
Do you have a particular song you would like to dedicate to the IRS?
Somebody's watching me.
Yes.
Good morning, Mr. Wally.
Happy tax day.
You paying in or you get a little something back?
I'm kind of ignoring them.
Oh, that should end up very nicely for you.
I know when you ignore the IRS, they just go away.
You know what?
I was claimed one dependent.
Either I owe them 100 bucks or they owe me 100 bucks.
It is no guarantee.
There are no guarantees in this world.
There are none, unless maybe you're buying
furniture, but otherwise no guarantees at all.
Basically, if you realize the only guarantee you're getting is a guarantee to be screwed, then you get guarantees all the time.
Well, this has been a fun conversation.
Although
it has been a little taxing, I could use a nap.
Every Monday through Friday, 5.30 to 10, right
here.