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Like I always say, it's kind of my mantra.
Why not?
So a new study found that the best types of cheese are Parmesan, Brie, and Adam Sandler movies.
And I should say that anything that William Shatner is in, because it's his birthday today.
So anything William Shatner is in, also, some good cheese.
NASA is building a humanoid robot.
They say it will give the world an exciting new way to describe Lester Holt.
You know, I love you, Lester.
So a team at the University of Manchester has come up with a building material that's twice as strong, is concrete, and can be made in a microwave.
It's called Papa John's Pizza Doe.
And anybody who's not laughing has never had Papa John's.
The new CEO of Starbucks, Certified Barista.
That's right, you heard correctly.
The new CEO of Starbucks is a Certified Barista.
And he proved as much in his introductory email when he brazenly misspelled every single one of his employees' names.
Truly qualified to be who he is.
A Florida man was arrested for slapping his wife in the face.
with a slice of pizza.
If it was a pineapple pizza, and he's the one who bought it, I say automatic death penalty to you, mister.
And you know, that's what you get for trying to out pizza the hut.
So Ukraine is using cardboard drones to conduct battlefield missions.
Next up, repelling Russian forces by flicking paper footballs at their heads.
I'd like to be in on that.
Scientists have brought extraterrestrial life-giving chemicals from an asteroid back to Earth.
For those keeping track, that puts us about 12 minutes into the blob at this point.
So William Shatner, like I was saying, 92 today, and it's also sound like William Shatner Day.
And, you know, you know, William Shatner, like, especially from Star Trek, what he's, he just kind of...
talks, I do a terrible William Shatton.
Maybe you can do better.
If you can do better, go for it.
But, you know, at 92, he longs for the days when his pee stream went at warp speed.
And I think we all know that he likes to drop some F-bombs here and there, but only if it's justified.
Like when strangers say, hey, weren't you in Star Wars?
So Nikki Six thinks alcohol should be illegal.
I feel like he doesn't realize how few people would listen to Motley Crue without it, though.
And finally, the White House awarded Bruce Springsteen the National Medal of Arts.
The award is for the incredible, unbelievable job Springsteen did.
A, writing songs, B, performing live, or C, making New Jersey somewhat interesting.
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