all the Wi-Fi.
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
All right, let's let's do this
All
right, so there was a an outdoor fest in New York that celebrates winter weather canceled due to snow It's it's kind of like Burning Man being canceled due to STDs
So Aaron Rodgers could leave the Packers in a trade with the Jets?
Many fans in Green Bay are done with Rodgers anyway.
In fact, Rodgers popularity with them has now dropped below salad.
Yeah, even less popular than selling.
That's huge for Wisconsin, just so you know.
Amazon paused construction of its Virginia headquarters, and for more proof, the economy sucks?
Look at that shoe you're having for dinner, and that'll tell you all you need to know.
So there's a passenger on a United flight in custody after he tried to open a plane's emergency exit during a flight from LA to Boston.
And in the passenger's defense, the in-flight movie was 80 for Brady, so I'd have to excuse it.
KFC is once again offering their double down sandwich, which replaces a traditional pun with two fried chicken fillets.
I guess when you order one, they automatically notify your next of kin.
Wow.
A study says Americans are having less sex.
Not less sex than the scientists who did this study, but still less sex.
So one in nine seniors say they still don't have life figured out.
And nine in nine don't have their iPad figured out, so.
So Steven Spielberg says E.T.
is his only movie that he watches.
See, even Steven Spielberg hasn't seen The Fableman's.
So sources say Will Smith, even more than a year afterwards, sources say Will Smith is still remorseful about A, slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, B, mistakes he made in his marriage, or C, not making Jada wear a wig to the Oscars.
I think I know which one.
So Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union's daughter made her professional modeling debut, wearing a gown made of, here's another multiple choice, gown made of A, satin, B, lace, or C, nepotism.
And finally, a brain-eating amoeba was detected in Florida.
Fortunately, it's Florida, so most of the amoebas will end up going hungry, so yeah, yeah.
I'll tell you, that's, I think that's all.
Oh
my god.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Apartments?