Come on.
Come on.
That's enough.
Okay, there we go.
It's Farron 7 above here in the Corridor Farron 3 above in the Cedar Valley.
Winchel's about 10 below, by the way.
Yeah, so really bundle up when you go outside.
Okay, just...
layers layers and layers and layers because it's gonna be really cold today and then a really nice weekend should see a high today up to about 20 then tomorrow all right so I don't know if you heard about this or not but this is pretty exciting Wisconsin
I know, there's gonna be no surprise, actually.
Wisconsin is the drunkest state in the U.S., which explains the new state slogan, if you lived here, your liver would already be gray.
Fewer teenagers, if you heard this, fewer teenagers are interested in learning how to drive, mainly because fewer teenagers are interested in learning how to do anything.
Sorry, I've got a little pent-up rage about that.
Some human resource departments plan to use AI to help them make layoff decisions this year.
That's right, robots are coming to fire you.
But you know, they might sour on that plan when the AI decides their company no longer needs an HR department.
That's right, it's coming for everybody.
So getting a good night's sleep can extend a man's life expectancy, and probably a pronunciation as well, by five years.
That's because the more a man is asleep, the less he has to hear his wife nagging.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Especially if Mrs. Waters is listening.
I'm kidding.
Tomorrow, no, today, what am I talking about?
What am I drunk?
Today is World Bartender Day.
So bartenders everywhere are celebrating by feigning interest in the 40-minute story about the time you almost won the state football championship.
So, uh, you know, you know where it's worse than right here as far as winter stuff?
California!
Yeah, southern California.
Winter storms are just pounding southern California.
I mean, it's cold.
Nighttime temperatures are getting down to the Kardashian IQ range.
So a new Mercedes model has a camera built into the dashboard that allows passengers to film videos.
So get ready for some really cool TikTok videos of people crashing their cars.
It's a bad idea.
So based on Will Smith's actions last year, the Oscars have now implemented some new procedures.
For instance, when a documentary director goes over 25 seconds in his acceptance speech, instead of music, they'll play a slapping sound over and over and over and over.
And if they still don't get out, maybe Will Smith will just jump up there himself.
Yeah, the Oscars will also have a crisis team in place this year.
A crisis team.
They'll be ready for any last-minute emergencies.
Like, for instance, Tom Cruise needing an Apple Box to reach the microphone.
You know, that kind of thing.
Man.
All right, and finally, scuba divers off the coast of Victoria, Australia, rescued a banjo shark caught on a metal post.
Never heard of a banjo shark.
Interesting fact about the banjo shark.
It's way more annoying than the guitar shark.
Yeah.
But, but, by the way, the Steve Martin banjo shark is the scariest of all sharks.
Oh, death and grief and sorrow and murder.
Oh, if that ain't scary, I don't know what is, but that's all I got.
This is the Waters Waco Call.
Big run, classy!
Like Waters with a Waters Waco Call.
Never saw him.
I was just basically kidding, man.
On 1-0-5-7, K.O.K.Z.