5 Things You Didn't Know You Needed to Hear

Five things you didn't know you needed to hear with Mike Waters.

This guy has taught us a lesson on when not to break up with your girlfriend.

In fact, really, you should never break up with anybody right when you're about to take off in a plane.

I think this guy's a bigger dope than I am.

Listen.

There it is.

Isn't that unbelievable?

This girl was just broken up with.

Plain hadn't taken off yet even.

Why would you do that?

It's awful to your girlfriend, obviously, but then to the plain load of people.

I don't know how long the trip was, I don't know where they were going, but that's the dumb thing of the day.

Right there.

Right there.

Moving on.

At least now everything won't quite seem as stupid.

Alright, but this is also a great sound.

This is of a guy coming up to the door and he's delivering a pizza.

Then you hear all kinds of screaming and what happened was a flying squirrel as they open the door.

flew in the door as he was delivering the pizza.

Listen.

There it

is!

Of course the pizza guy's laughing.

Ah,

yes.

Another dumb person.

Although this guy should be in the Olympics.

Guy in Northern California led cops on this wild chase just last Wednesday and boy did this guy put on a show.

He drove until he reached a dead end and then he tore through three separate backyards before his vehicle got stuck.

He got out and ran.

until he spotted a motorcycle so he stole it rode off the cops were on his tail right so he hops off the bike ran to the edge of the Sacramento River jumped in and started swimming across then on the other side he climbed up a tree the police got to it circled it and he finally came down and was cuffed

So his name was Michael.

He was wanted for questioning regarding an armed robbery that occurred earlier that day.

And there aren't any details on that, but for now he's been booked.

There's so many dopes out there.

How about this dope?

Stole a catalytic converter.

from the Wiener Mobile.

There's like gaskets there that you need to reseal the converter and then there's sensors all along that area to regulate the heat and temperature of the system.

They pair that apart to get to what they want.

They did it like a little minor repair.

It's basically had the V-lookal running.

It's not the correct part.

It's just something temporarily.

It's costing the person money and then the company and then just time.

Come

on.

It's the Wiener Mobile.

Huh?

The last thing I have is a little hack for you.

A little tip.

I've got some friends who need to take eyedrops and they, it's impossible.

One of my friends, he just, as soon as he puts the bottle above his eye, I mean, he can't help but blink and he can't get the eyedrops in.

So then I found something on the internet, which is where you can find all kinds of useful and dangerous information, but this is a pretty simple hack for applying these eyedrops.

So if you have this problem and there are a lot of people who do,

Keep your eyes closed and then aim for the inner corner of each eye and then the liquid should pool up right there and then you open your eyes and it falls right in.

It's a trick pediatricians use with little kids.

So there, I thought I would share something useful.

to you after just telling you about so many dopes, so many dopes, and I think, I think that's five things.

What the hell were those things?

Five things you didn't know you needed to hear.

This is the water's wake-up call.

Thank you, I needed to hear

that.